/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:26 am**

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Various terrible ideas:
Explosive diarrhea. Literally. If you get it, it causes you to shit out potassium and water.
Meat golems. They are basically the golem version of zombies. Also, they smell really bad, which means they generate massive quantities of miasma.
Egg people. You can make egg people by injecting strange reagent into an egg. They gib into egg splats if hit with a hard object.
Gay donuts. They are donuts that, if consumed, turn the eater into a naked man covered in rainbow paint.
Shityourpantsium. It turns the lower portion of your jumpsuit brown if ingested. If overdosed, your organs fall out of your asshole and you die instantly.

Posted: **Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:52 am**

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Various terrible ideas:
Explosive diarrhea. Literally. If you get it, it causes you to shit out potassium and water.
Meat golems. They are basically the golem version of zombies. Also, they smell really bad, which means they generate massive quantities of miasma.
Egg people. You can make egg people by injecting strange reagent into an egg. They gib into egg splats if hit with a hard object.
Gay donuts. They are donuts that, if consumed, turn the eater into a naked man covered in rainbow paint.
Shityourpantsium. It turns the lower portion of your jumpsuit brown if ingested. If overdosed, your organs fall out of your asshole and you die instantly.

Goon is a fart fetish server.

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:07 am**

Reyn wrote:As much as that is a GLORIOUS idea, it should have a high TC cost, have a slight cooldown (So a mime can't just run around yelling E and ruin everyone's day),

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Holy shit, I want this even more now. Make it cost 20TC if you have to and give it a long cooldown if you must, but I need this in my space life.

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:16 pm**

yeah that's actually pretty cool

Posted: **Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:12 pm**

deedubya wrote:
Reyn wrote:As much as that is a GLORIOUS idea, it should have a high TC cost, have a slight cooldown (So a mime can't just run around yelling E and ruin everyone's day),

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Holy shit, I want this even more now. Make it cost 20TC if you have to and give it a long cooldown if you must, but I need this in my space life.

make the length of both the card and the cooldown proportional to the length of the message

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:48 am**

new job: helmsman

a big ass pirate ship steering wheel is added to a semi-public area to steer the station, and if nobody calibrates it for more than 3-5 minutes, the station drifts into a hazard (meteor belt, carp swarm, etc)

emagging the steering wheel makes it possible to drive the station into the sun, causing temperatures on the entire map to steadily increase until someone steers it away

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:27 am**

Make it so you can saw-off laser guns to make them small items.

Make corn oil producible by chemical factory.

Allow cargo to buy emags through broad spectrum. Its like null crates!

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:45 am**

Make it so you can saw off pulse rifles

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:49 am**

Critawakets wrote:Allow cargo to buy emags through broad spectrum. Its like null crates!

The null crate PR is by far the most anti-fun PR for cargo after the stock market removal.

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:32 am**

I was kidding about the fucking hot dog stand idea! It's a shitty, unfunny suggestion, please just leave it as a meme.

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:08 am**

MisterPerson wrote:I was kidding about the fucking hot dog stand idea! It's a shitty, unfunny suggestion, please just leave it as a meme.

I know this is all about an old windows theme, but I see no reason why we can't customize the snack cart to have a garish yellow and red canopy.

Posted: **Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:47 am**

Great ideas to make the felinid race feel more unique:

-Add catnip in botany. Use it to get a huge mood buff if you're a felinid. Now, of course, this needs to be nerfed since free mood is a bit OP. I suggest a 6.5 seconds stun.
Ooohh, you can also throw it at your felinid friends or hit them with it to apply the effects! They will love you!

-Cats can be territorial. Give felinids a mood debuff for not being the only living felinid in a 15 tiles radius. To compensate, give them a huge mood buff for critting another felinid. "They were on my territory" is a valid justification for escalation.

-Cats have 9 lives. They get a verb to heal back to full health, up to 9 times. To balance felinids, set their maxhealth to 9. If they use their 9 revives, that's a total of 90 hp above crit. A small price to pay for the ability to revive right?
Also, they can't use it while dead (the body is too damaged) but they can use it in crit. And give it a cooldown, maybe one minute, we don't want revive spams lol.

Posted: **Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:33 am**

Shad0k wrote: -Add catnip in botany. Use it to get a huge mood buff if you're a felinid. Now, of course, this needs to be nerfed since free mood is a bit OP. I suggest a 6.5 seconds stun.
Ooohh, you can also throw it at your felinid friends or hit them with it to apply the effects! They will love you!

wrong thread

I wanna load some into the mister and make a cat hotbox like that one time I dried a bunch of catnip in the oven and found all three cats passed out in the kitchen

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:05 am**

wizard spell that purges all reagents in a target then injects them with 20u of a completely random chemical 4-5 times

cob'y chemm

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:25 am**

nianjiilical wrote:wizard spell that purges all reagents in a target then injects them with 20u of a completely random chemical 4-5 times

cob'y chemm

That actually sounds like a fun meme spell as wiz. I like it. Unironicly.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:20 pm**

replace the supermatter shard with a hamster in a little wheel named singulo, when singulo runs he emits radiation for the collectors

singulo must be fed his vegetables to keep him running, engineering has to have botany/chef prepare him more vegetables when they run out and his bowl can only hold so many so it has to be refilled every five minutes

if singulo goes five minutes without having vegetables he delaminates, destroying his chamber and spawning a ghost controlled lord singulo, a really big swole hamster thats incredibly radioactive, has hulk level strength, and has an objective to kill everybody

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:18 am**

Clown Equipment: A Sock with a tennis ball in it.

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:37 am**

I've been playing Crypt of the Necrodancer a bit recently, so Necrodancer mode. You can only move, attack or interact once per beat of whatever admin midi is going. Very easy to code, I'm sure.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:28 am**

cacogen wrote:I've been playing Crypt of the Necrodancer a bit recently, so Necrodancer mode. You can only move, attack or interact once per beat of whatever admin midi is going. Very easy to code, I'm sure.

the chaplains arrythmetic knife or whatever it's called is supposed to pretty much be this

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:56 pm**

yeah i don't know what that thing actually does specifically but i probably stole the idea from there

Posted: **Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:09 am**

How about a lone space drug dealer antagonist the security/HOP/that one detective player has to hunt down? Objective is to make a certain number of credits off of deals.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:32 am**

Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:07 am**

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + lexorin be for killing people

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:08 am**

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:50 pm**

Flatulent wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point

That's why it's a shitty suggestion.

Posted: **Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:30 am**

Flatulent wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point

this new tonto alt

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:45 am**

add a wizard spell, the opposite of knock, that bolts and depowers all doors in range

the magic word is D'orst Uk

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:45 am**

cacogen wrote:
Flatulent wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point
this new tonto alt

who

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:06 am**

letting wizards declare war

Posted: **Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:03 am**

make mushrooms give you repetitive motion syndrome and the next motion you make (move a direction, open bag) you keep doing while under its effect.

Posted: **Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:21 am**

wesoda25 wrote:make mushrooms give you repetitive motion syndrome and the next motion you make (move a direction, open bag) you keep doing while under its effect.

That'd actually be a good virus symptom

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:25 pm**

Felinids should be more like anime school girls than regular humans (since this is how they will be in the real world in not so far future)
Also single gender - 14.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:39 am**

Add a Social Strand System

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:54 am**

Screemonster wrote:add a wizard spell, the opposite of knock, that bolts and depowers all doors in range

the magic word is D'orst Uk

This is actually a good idea, wrong thread.

Posted: **Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:49 am**

Random shower thoughts.

1. Emag & Cargo Console - remove Special Ops Crate (biggest offender is Sleepy Pen), add a Syndicate Crate that contains non-dangerous contraband such as Syndicate Cards, Syndicate Smokes, Balloon, Donksoft Pistol and so on.
2. Nerf & Reduce non-antag explosive options, while adding more options as Traitor Items (via uplink).
3. More healing options as Traitor Items (via uplink) - such as Combat Medkit and similar. Just having Syndicate Smokes is not enough.
4. Contractor Kit coming with items that help to do contracts (such as Sleepy Pen, Radio Jammer, EMP Flashlight, Chameleon Kit, Toolbox etc), instead of random junk like X-4 bag etc.
5. Remove conversion options that allow for intact conversion such as Brainwashing Surgery, Hypnoflash, Contractor Reinforcement. Nothing wrong with emagging borgs or surgery dufflebag.
6. Add 20TC conversion options for those who really want to have a brother instead of gear - a) implant that makes somebody loyal to you or b) reinforcement remote that allows a ghost to come in like contractor reinforcements atm.
7. Remove Bloodbrothers, since traitors could become BBs with the options mentioned above
8. Remove options to print ammo for Traitor Weapons (Stechkin, Syndicate Revolver) - allowing free printing of ammo makes buying ammo via uplink moot.
9. In general reduce the number of ballistic weapons non-antags have access to. But... but... DESWORD! Use batons or reduce the ranged block chance if need be.
10. Fix genetics. Permanent Hulk, Xray and so on is broken. Making these powers use activated that cause genetic damage, rads or toxins and have a cooldown would be much more reasonable.

In order to increase paranoia and tension, the crew needs to have fewer options to down others at a moment's notice.

Using another game to illustrate the point - imagine the survivors having sawn off shotguns in Dead by Daylight instead of having to rely on disengaging and others. Game would be 4 guys dunking the BBEG instead of co-operative survival horror.

Posted: **Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:07 pm**

Re-work most consoles into modular programs.
Rework PDAs into modular computers.
Replace instant MSGs with emails.

Add a command line interface to the network diagnostic program, along with various commands including a remote terminal to access other consoles, if you know their NID.
Commands include things like: being able to locate which room that device presently is in, know the status of the intrusion counter-measures, find out the banlist of IDs, what the program list of a device is (as well as which ones are running), the ability to kill/open a currently running program, set-up a proxy with another device, ping surrounding devices in the same room for their IDs and so on.
Allow network diagnostics to blacklist devices.
Make modular computers keep system logs on an intrinsic program, a la the computer config program, but make it so that only authorized users can access them.
Give the syndicate program repository a backdoor virus (and a program that displays all existing backdoors) and a dedicated command line program.

Practical example in action:
A clever hacker sends an email to the warden with a photo of his ass attached, which the warden obviously opens, unknowing that it contains the payload for a backdoor and silently installs in the background, which lets the hacker figure out his NID. Using the NID, he remote terminals into his PDA, pings devices and locates a console with a running instance of a security record program (which he normally couldn't run due to not having the access), the hacker then opens the program and swaps his fingerprints with someone else's. After all is said and done, he then breaks in to a secure place and steals his objective, and deliberately leaves fingerprints behind. The hacker then laughs as security arrests an innocent man because of the swapped fingerprints while the innocent man is executed on the spot because thorough investigations are for sissies.

Posted: **Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:08 pm**

Change the maps to reflect the changes every engineer does every shift to the supermatter to save them time.

Unban imsxz

Let people vote for gamemode type(extended, secret, dynamic).

Posted: **Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:12 pm**

Anonmare wrote:words

Haha who would ever work on modular computers, that would be crazy... unless?

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:51 pm**

Bring back catpeople, but make them look like Khajiit. Specifically, Oblivion Khajiit.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:05 pm**

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Bring back catpeople, but make them look like Khajiit. Specifically, Oblivion Khajiit.

I got good news and bad news.

Posted: **Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:44 pm**

add werewolves that turn into wolf form when they can see moonlight (use the same calculation as solars but the opposite direction) and turn back when they see the sun

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:47 am**

Add an "Alert" button which lasts for max 0.5/1s and makes you go on a state in which you are immune to knockdowns, table knocks, grabs, item hand drop, etc. for only that duration. Make it have some stupid cooldown like 20-30s or something.

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:28 am**

everyone knows how gripping the permabrig experience can be. how much interaction is involved. the numerous gameplay and roleplay opportunities. why don't we make it a roundstart role? i know it's not technically a job, and would be better suited to a ghost role. but fuck it, quality control went out the window years ago and now everything is open to whatever half-assed changes people want to make, provided their PR gets enough upvotes. so why not?

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:15 am**

(yikes)

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:26 am**

yeah but i'm right

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:47 am**

wesoda25 wrote:(yikes)

Posted: **Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:07 pm**

sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:02 pm**

nianjiilical wrote:sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls

nyanfluenza

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:49 pm**

Screemonster wrote:
nianjiilical wrote:sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls
nyanfluenza

catgirls still look like Oblivion Khajiit due to my previous suggestion

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:50 pm**

Make orange juice turn medicine into potassium and water.

Posted: **Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:22 pm**

add collectable cards that let you summon weak mobs as pets that you can order to fight other card mobs

if you get all five parts of the special card then you summon colossus

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