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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Flatulent » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:08 am #528062

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.


do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby L_Nacho_Chaos_L » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:50 pm #528164

Flatulent wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.


do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point

That's why it's a shitty suggestion.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby cacogen » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:30 am #528282

Flatulent wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.


do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:45 am #528474

add a wizard spell, the opposite of knock, that bolts and depowers all doors in range

the magic word is D'orst Uk

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Flatulent » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:45 am #528480

cacogen wrote:
Flatulent wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.


do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for killing people if they take just one suffocation damage point

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby zero the big boy » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:06 am #528489

letting wizards declare war

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby wesoda25 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:03 am #528855

make mushrooms give you repetitive motion syndrome and the next motion you make (move a direction, open bag) you keep doing while under its effect.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Tarchonvaagh » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:21 am #528877

wesoda25 wrote:make mushrooms give you repetitive motion syndrome and the next motion you make (move a direction, open bag) you keep doing while under its effect.

That'd actually be a good virus symptom
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby OFQ » Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:25 pm #529546

Felinids should be more like anime school girls than regular humans (since this is how they will be in the real world in not so far future)
Also single gender - 14.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby JJRcop » Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:39 am #529951

Add a Social Strand System
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Dr_bee » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:54 am #529971

Screemonster wrote:add a wizard spell, the opposite of knock, that bolts and depowers all doors in range

the magic word is D'orst Uk


This is actually a good idea, wrong thread.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Istoprocent1 » Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:49 am #530331

Random shower thoughts.

1. Emag & Cargo Console - remove Special Ops Crate (biggest offender is Sleepy Pen), add a Syndicate Crate that contains non-dangerous contraband such as Syndicate Cards, Syndicate Smokes, Balloon, Donksoft Pistol and so on.
2. Nerf & Reduce non-antag explosive options, while adding more options as Traitor Items (via uplink).
3. More healing options as Traitor Items (via uplink) - such as Combat Medkit and similar. Just having Syndicate Smokes is not enough.
4. Contractor Kit coming with items that help to do contracts (such as Sleepy Pen, Radio Jammer, EMP Flashlight, Chameleon Kit, Toolbox etc), instead of random junk like X-4 bag etc.
5. Remove conversion options that allow for intact conversion such as Brainwashing Surgery, Hypnoflash, Contractor Reinforcement. Nothing wrong with emagging borgs or surgery dufflebag.
6. Add 20TC conversion options for those who really want to have a brother instead of gear - a) implant that makes somebody loyal to you or b) reinforcement remote that allows a ghost to come in like contractor reinforcements atm.
7. Remove Bloodbrothers, since traitors could become BBs with the options mentioned above
8. Remove options to print ammo for Traitor Weapons (Stechkin, Syndicate Revolver) - allowing free printing of ammo makes buying ammo via uplink moot.
9. In general reduce the number of ballistic weapons non-antags have access to. But... but... DESWORD! Use batons or reduce the ranged block chance if need be.
10. Fix genetics. Permanent Hulk, Xray and so on is broken. Making these powers use activated that cause genetic damage, rads or toxins and have a cooldown would be much more reasonable.

In order to increase paranoia and tension, the crew needs to have fewer options to down others at a moment's notice.

Using another game to illustrate the point - imagine the survivors having sawn off shotguns in Dead by Daylight instead of having to rely on disengaging and others. Game would be 4 guys dunking the BBEG instead of co-operative survival horror.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Anonmare » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:07 pm #533631

Re-work most consoles into modular programs.
Rework PDAs into modular computers.
Replace instant MSGs with emails.

Add a command line interface to the network diagnostic program, along with various commands including a remote terminal to access other consoles, if you know their NID.
Commands include things like: being able to locate which room that device presently is in, know the status of the intrusion counter-measures, find out the banlist of IDs, what the program list of a device is (as well as which ones are running), the ability to kill/open a currently running program, set-up a proxy with another device, ping surrounding devices in the same room for their IDs and so on.
Allow network diagnostics to blacklist devices.
Make modular computers keep system logs on an intrinsic program, a la the computer config program, but make it so that only authorized users can access them.
Give the syndicate program repository a backdoor virus (and a program that displays all existing backdoors) and a dedicated command line program.

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A clever hacker sends an email to the warden with a photo of his ass attached, which the warden obviously opens, unknowing that it contains the payload for a backdoor and silently installs in the background, which lets the hacker figure out his NID. Using the NID, he remote terminals into his PDA, pings devices and locates a console with a running instance of a security record program (which he normally couldn't run due to not having the access), the hacker then opens the program and swaps his fingerprints with someone else's. After all is said and done, he then breaks in to a secure place and steals his objective, and deliberately leaves fingerprints behind. The hacker then laughs as security arrests an innocent man because of the swapped fingerprints while the innocent man is executed on the spot because thorough investigations are for sissies.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Jack7D1 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:08 pm #533636

Change the maps to reflect the changes every engineer does every shift to the supermatter to save them time.

Unban imsxz

Let people vote for gamemode type(extended, secret, dynamic).
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby actioninja » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:12 pm #533640

Anonmare wrote:words

Haha who would ever work on modular computers, that would be crazy... unless?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby L_Nacho_Chaos_L » Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:51 pm #533791

Bring back catpeople, but make them look like Khajiit. Specifically, Oblivion Khajiit.

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Postby Jack7D1 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:05 pm #533822

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Bring back catpeople, but make them look like Khajiit. Specifically, Oblivion Khajiit.

I got good news and bad news.
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Postby Screemonster » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:44 pm #536070

add werewolves that turn into wolf form when they can see moonlight (use the same calculation as solars but the opposite direction) and turn back when they see the sun

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Postby Agux909 » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:47 am #536122

Add an "Alert" button which lasts for max 0.5/1s and makes you go on a state in which you are immune to knockdowns, table knocks, grabs, item hand drop, etc. for only that duration. Make it have some stupid cooldown like 20-30s or something.
You stole the item he cannot renew while your arts n crafts are theoretically unlimited, is it that hard to understand?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby cacogen » Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:28 am #536127

everyone knows how gripping the permabrig experience can be. how much interaction is involved. the numerous gameplay and roleplay opportunities. why don't we make it a roundstart role? i know it's not technically a job, and would be better suited to a ghost role. but fuck it, quality control went out the window years ago and now everything is open to whatever half-assed changes people want to make, provided their PR gets enough upvotes. so why not?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby wesoda25 » Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:15 am #536147

(yikes)

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Postby cacogen » Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:26 am #536151

yeah but i'm right
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Postby TheFinalPotato » Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:47 am #536170

wesoda25 wrote:(yikes)
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Postby nianjiilical » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:07 pm #536632

sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls
human: ramon chivara
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clown: LOUD CLOWN until i think of something better

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:02 pm #536879

nianjiilical wrote:sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls

nyanfluenza

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Postby L_Nacho_Chaos_L » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:49 pm #536881

Screemonster wrote:
nianjiilical wrote:sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls

nyanfluenza

catgirls still look like Oblivion Khajiit due to my previous suggestion

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Postby L_Nacho_Chaos_L » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:50 pm #536882

Make orange juice turn medicine into potassium and water.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:22 pm #537287

add collectable cards that let you summon weak mobs as pets that you can order to fight other card mobs

if you get all five parts of the special card then you summon colossus

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Postby cacogen » Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:47 pm #537295

Screemonster wrote:add collectable cards that let you summon weak mobs as pets that you can order to fight other card mobs

if you get all five parts of the special card then you summon colossus

nah this is a good idea
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Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:03 am #538474

job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary
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Postby Anonmare » Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:43 am #538478

HELP HE'S GOT A GUN FULL OF CANCER BULLETS
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Postby Screemonster » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:51 am #538491

PKPenguin321 wrote:job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary

long live the new flesh

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Postby OFQ » Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:40 pm #538704

Clicking someone's groin on grab intent should feed felinids and provide mood boost to the target
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Postby Screemonster » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:24 pm #538709

Screemonster wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary

long live the new flesh

actually come to think of it just give changelings the videodrome gun
or the tooth gun from existenz but I guess they're both cronenberg bodyhorror

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Postby nullbear » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:43 am #540679

Overcomplicated Armor Rebalance/Rework.

Defense Values:


"Armor". Reduces incoming damage by %. (Infinite scaling with diminishing returns.)
(100 armor is equivalent to 100% extra health (or 50% damage reduction.) (200 would be 66% reduction. 300 would be 75%, and so on.)

"Plating" Reduces incoming damage by a flat amount. (Rare on armor but very effective versus small damage. Not as effective as armor against bigger sources of damage.)
(5 Plating reduces incoming damage by 5. Completely deflecting attacks that would deal 5 damage or less, reducing damage by 5 from other sources. (9 damage becomes 4.)

"Durability" The amount of damage the armor can mitigate before becoming damaged or destroyed, reducing the effectiveness or making it completely useless.
Higher Armor values mitigate more damage, meaning they can almost completely block the first few hits, but then become useless. Lower armor values mitigate less damage, lasting far more hits but preventing less damage.

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Offense Values:


"Penetration" Percentage of damage that ignores armor (And plating). Could be scalar like Armor.
(100 penetration = 50% of damage ignores armor, other 50% is taken as normal.)

"Piercing" Flat amount of damage that ignores armor (And plating).
(10 Piercing on a 30 damage weapon versus 10 plating, 100 armor, would deal 10 (piercing) + 20 normal - 10 from plating * 0.5 from armor = 15 damage.)

"Shredding" Percentage of bonus damage dealt to armor itself. (damage mitigated by armor is dealt to the armor itself, which has its own durability.)
(30 damage, with 100% shredding, versus 100 armor, would deal 50% of the damage (mitigated by armor) plus 100% to the armor, and 15 damage to the wearer.)

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Postby RaveRadbury » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:44 am #540680

cacogen wrote:everyone knows how gripping the permabrig experience can be. how much interaction is involved. the numerous gameplay and roleplay opportunities. why don't we make it a roundstart role? i know it's not technically a job, and would be better suited to a ghost role. but fuck it, quality control went out the window years ago and now everything is open to whatever half-assed changes people want to make, provided their PR gets enough upvotes. so why not?


I really, really like this.
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Postby cacogen » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:13 am #540714

i'm happy with that post
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Postby OFQ » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:14 pm #540921

Add cybernetic appendix - it does nothing except getting inflamed when you flashed. I mean it literally bursts in flames. Shitsec can "enhance" paroled spaceman with it so they'll become softer targets.
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Postby Screemonster » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:41 pm #540923

make soybeans change you into a girl

add a mutation, boybeans, that reverses it

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Postby OFQ » Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:22 pm #541665

Implanting slime core into your head should make you able to speak slime but also gives you brain tumor trait - slime eats your brain and grows so if you ignore it you die and the slime pops out
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Postby JJRcop » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:53 am #542479

Drastically increase the spawn chance of sentient disease for a month or so.
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Postby OFQ » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:22 pm #542532

JJRcop wrote:Drastically increase the spawn chance of sentient disease for a month or so.


More like for the rest of humanity lifespan :D
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Postby L_Nacho_Chaos_L » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:56 pm #549512

Whoever kills a space dragon or ash drake can eat its soul for magic powers.

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Postby TrumpetPlaya » Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:47 pm #555678

PKPenguin321 wrote:job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary


like everyone has an innate paranoia trauma pertaining to the cancer gun and on observation it makes them shiver/close their eyes/scream
i assume you mean a gun made out of cancer of course

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Postby Screemonster » Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:41 am #555948

add a colander to the kitchen and make it necessary for preparing certain dishes like anything with pasta in

but make it so that adding wires, a remote signalling device, a lightbulb and a power cell along with a few other bits of random maintenance and/or stealable junk like machine components turns it into a psionic amplifier that gives you TK if you wear it on your head, thus incentivising the greytide to try and steal it (and also smash and strip down random machines or break into tech storage for the components)

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Postby trollbreeder » Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:08 am #556508

Natural skin tanning.
Being out in the open, either unprotected EVA, or unprotected lavaland skirmishes, will cause your skin to darken.
Unprotected EVA is more effective in tanning you, as there is no atmosphere to protect you from UV radiation.
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Postby trollbreeder » Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:11 am #556510

Hitting someone in the groin on harm intent deals 60 stamina damage and a brief standing paralyze. "OW THAT SMARTS!"
This is on a 10 second cooldown.
Finally you can make cock and ball torture a real thing.
Does not work on gender neutral or plural gender mobs.
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Postby cacogen » Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:36 am #556670

using tb as my muse grab intent on groin allows quick sex check in the vein of such classics as ace ventura, austin powers and mgs
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KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby Reeeee » Tue May 05, 2020 12:29 am #560625

8tc, comes with 6 30 mags and a balaklava that makes you randomly squat into the vending machine smoosh sprite and go "blyat" and has a 180 completely random spread when you absolutely must shoot up the station and still manage to not kill anyone in the process.
ops get a version that has barrel linings to make it only 90 degree accurate.
Bonus if you can lathe it stupid non-working attachments like scopes and tripod.
inb4 "it's not balanced" and you hate fun.
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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue May 05, 2020 5:25 am #560632

dood funny vodka gun sooka blat XD
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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