/tg/Station 13

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add collectable cards that let you summon weak mobs as pets that you can order to fight other card mobs

if you get all five parts of the special card then you summon colossus

Screemonster wrote:add collectable cards that let you summon weak mobs as pets that you can order to fight other card mobs

if you get all five parts of the special card then you summon colossus

nah this is a good idea
i want to yu-gi-oh

job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary

HELP HE'S GOT A GUN FULL OF CANCER BULLETS

PKPenguin321 wrote:job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary

long live the new flesh

Clicking someone's groin on grab intent should feed felinids and provide mood boost to the target

Screemonster wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary

long live the new flesh

actually come to think of it just give changelings the videodrome gun
or the tooth gun from existenz but I guess they're both cronenberg bodyhorror

Overcomplicated Armor Rebalance/Rework.
"Armor". Reduces incoming damage by %. (Infinite scaling with diminishing returns.)
(100 armor is equivalent to 100% extra health (or 50% damage reduction.) (200 would be 66% reduction. 300 would be 75%, and so on.)

"Plating" Reduces incoming damage by a flat amount. (Rare on armor but very effective versus small damage. Not as effective as armor against bigger sources of damage.)
(5 Plating reduces incoming damage by 5. Completely deflecting attacks that would deal 5 damage or less, reducing damage by 5 from other sources. (9 damage becomes 4.)

"Durability" The amount of damage the armor can mitigate before becoming damaged or destroyed, reducing the effectiveness or making it completely useless.
Higher Armor values mitigate more damage, meaning they can almost completely block the first few hits, but then become useless. Lower armor values mitigate less damage, lasting far more hits but preventing less damage.

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"Penetration" Percentage of damage that ignores armor (And plating). Could be scalar like Armor.
(100 penetration = 50% of damage ignores armor, other 50% is taken as normal.)

"Piercing" Flat amount of damage that ignores armor (And plating).
(10 Piercing on a 30 damage weapon versus 10 plating, 100 armor, would deal 10 (piercing) + 20 normal - 10 from plating * 0.5 from armor = 15 damage.)

"Shredding" Percentage of bonus damage dealt to armor itself. (damage mitigated by armor is dealt to the armor itself, which has its own durability.)
(30 damage, with 100% shredding, versus 100 armor, would deal 50% of the damage (mitigated by armor) plus 100% to the armor, and 15 damage to the wearer.)

cacogen wrote:everyone knows how gripping the permabrig experience can be. how much interaction is involved. the numerous gameplay and roleplay opportunities. why don't we make it a roundstart role? i know it's not technically a job, and would be better suited to a ghost role. but fuck it, quality control went out the window years ago and now everything is open to whatever half-assed changes people want to make, provided their PR gets enough upvotes. so why not?

I really, really like this.

i'm happy with that post

Add cybernetic appendix - it does nothing except getting inflamed when you flashed. I mean it literally bursts in flames. Shitsec can "enhance" paroled spaceman with it so they'll become softer targets.

make soybeans change you into a girl

add a mutation, boybeans, that reverses it

Implanting slime core into your head should make you able to speak slime but also gives you brain tumor trait - slime eats your brain and grows so if you ignore it you die and the slime pops out

Drastically increase the spawn chance of sentient disease for a month or so.

JJRcop wrote:Drastically increase the spawn chance of sentient disease for a month or so.

More like for the rest of humanity lifespan

Whoever kills a space dragon or ash drake can eat its soul for magic powers.

PKPenguin321 wrote:job-specific traitor item for medical roles: cancer gun
it a normal gun but everyone else immediately recognizes it as a cancer gun which is extremely scary

like everyone has an innate paranoia trauma pertaining to the cancer gun and on observation it makes them shiver/close their eyes/scream
i assume you mean a gun made out of cancer of course

add a colander to the kitchen and make it necessary for preparing certain dishes like anything with pasta in

but make it so that adding wires, a remote signalling device, a lightbulb and a power cell along with a few other bits of random maintenance and/or stealable junk like machine components turns it into a psionic amplifier that gives you TK if you wear it on your head, thus incentivising the greytide to try and steal it (and also smash and strip down random machines or break into tech storage for the components)

Natural skin tanning.
Being out in the open, either unprotected EVA, or unprotected lavaland skirmishes, will cause your skin to darken.
Unprotected EVA is more effective in tanning you, as there is no atmosphere to protect you from UV radiation.

Hitting someone in the groin on harm intent deals 60 stamina damage and a brief standing paralyze. "OW THAT SMARTS!"
This is on a 10 second cooldown.
Finally you can make cock and ball torture a real thing.
Does not work on gender neutral or plural gender mobs.

using tb as my muse grab intent on groin allows quick sex check in the vein of such classics as ace ventura, austin powers and mgs

8tc, comes with 6 30 mags and a balaklava that makes you randomly squat into the vending machine smoosh sprite and go "blyat" and has a 180 completely random spread when you absolutely must shoot up the station and still manage to not kill anyone in the process.
ops get a version that has barrel linings to make it only 90 degree accurate.
Bonus if you can lathe it stupid non-working attachments like scopes and tripod.
inb4 "it's not balanced" and you hate fun.

dood funny vodka gun sooka blat XD

ceo of comedy

cfo of comedy

i was trying to do a space vietnam event the other day and i was disappointed to find that kalashinovs arent in the game so i had to make do with a tommy gun which doesnt fit in backpacks, belt slots, or armor storage slots.

We already have mosins

Super Aggro Crag wrote:We already have mosins

pew pew =/= dakka

Reeeee wrote:

Super Aggro Crag wrote:We already have mosins

pew pew =/= dakka

Coward

camera gun

it looks like a camera but that lens on the front is actually a single-shot pulse rifle

say cheese

Camera gun

It looks like a gun but the barrel is actually a camera lens.

Say cheese

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BeeSting12 wrote:i was trying to do a space vietnam event the other day and i was disappointed to find that kalashinovs arent in the game so i had to make do with a tommy gun which doesnt fit in backpacks, belt slots, or armor storage slots.

TGMC has AKs and all the other weird retro guns.

dr weird's phone spiders except you send them to a requests console

they go to the last console to send a message to the one you send them from

Random event round where joining as security makes you an assistant and joining as an assistant makes you a random sec role.

Davidchan wrote:Random event round where joining as security makes you an assistant and joining as an assistant makes you a random sec role.

That is shitty.

How are the assistants going to do sec's job for them when they inevitably get redtided to death?

has there ever been a reason given why calling the shuttle requires a reason but recalling doesnt

even if it wasnt mandatory itd be nice to have the option to give a reason

nianjiilical wrote:has there ever been a reason given why calling the shuttle requires a reason but recalling doesnt

even if it wasnt mandatory itd be nice to have the option to give a reason

wrong thread buddy, that's not a shitty suggestion

trollbreeder wrote:

nianjiilical wrote:has there ever been a reason given why calling the shuttle requires a reason but recalling doesnt

even if it wasnt mandatory itd be nice to have the option to give a reason

wrong thread buddy, that's not a shitty suggestion

wait yeah i actually did put it in the wrong thread

kalashnikov

Infinidoor gauntlet: Collect the remote from every head on the station and combine it with a pair of gloves to create a pair of gloves that can open, bolt, electrify, etc every single door on the station.

you can take the batteries out of the door remote

Imbecile trait

All machines are now unusable. Words you say are no longer smart. You "forget" how to use certain items at random moments.

I'm well aware that you could have an atmos tech or scientist who's a complete idiot, but I don't know how you fix that.

Even worse design suggestion would be that specific big words become totally blacklisted by dumb characters. They literally don't understand the word autolathe so they can't hear it.

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Add this to the game.

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Add this to the game.

You did it wrong, do the [youtube] tag but remove everything in the link except the ID, which is tDC4217HHSM in this case (remove anything before and including the ?v= part)

2 suggestions.

1. Ice Moffs.
Due to popular demand on one round, there should be ash lizards in ice box station....Though instead of lizards, ice moths.
FLUFFY ICE moths on Ice box station. Give them pelt armor, instead of bone armor. Balance them how you will. Instead of a tendril give them a big loom they donate clothes to to make more moths. I.e. They attempt to steal the clothes off the station and off other people and throw it to the tendril to produce more moths.

2. Expand the Plushes code
I want to start the game off with a plush trait, similar to a family heirloom. Add more plush variations in types and colors such as a red ash drake plush, ice drake plush, royal moth plush, ragged moth plush, xeno plush, etc etc. I want to start with a plush of my choice of type, coloring is random.
Damnit I wanna name plushies, I want to give them descriptions, If I'm making a plushie family it's gonna be goddamn beautiful.
Plushies mate and new ones are just born out of thin air, it's disgusting and too obscene. Give us Plushie eggs that we raise and care for and it hatches into a new plushie.

put a big ol' moat with bridges with turrets around ice box station to protect it from people crying about an ash lizard equivalent like the one suggested in the above post that should be added

Huebone wrote:2 suggestions.

1. Ice Moffs.
Due to popular demand on one round, there should be ash lizards in ice box station....Though instead of lizards, ice moths.
FLUFFY ICE moths on Ice box station. Give them pelt armor, instead of bone armor. Balance them how you will. Instead of a tendril give them a big loom they donate clothes to to make more moths. I.e. They attempt to steal the clothes off the station and off other people and throw it to the tendril to produce more moths.

? to this, ash walkers are fun to play and it's a shame if Ice Box doesn't have anything similar. not a shitty suggestion and I would make this if I had cool sprites

Make the ice moths only speak moffic.
Ashwalkers should have only spoke draconic anyways.
Just remove gal com from the ashwalkers and icemoffs

At least make it an interesting race instead of “hehe cold moth”

What makes ash walkers being lizards more interesting than moths?