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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby Flatulent » Tue May 05, 2020 5:42 am #560635

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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby cacogen » Tue May 05, 2020 6:08 am #560637

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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby BeeSting12 » Tue May 05, 2020 6:21 am #560639

i was trying to do a space vietnam event the other day and i was disappointed to find that kalashinovs arent in the game so i had to make do with a tommy gun which doesnt fit in backpacks, belt slots, or armor storage slots.
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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue May 05, 2020 10:40 am #560650

We already have mosins
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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby Reeeee » Tue May 05, 2020 1:52 pm #560665

Super Aggro Crag wrote:We already have mosins

pew pew =/= dakka
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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed May 06, 2020 4:35 pm #560783

Reeeee wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:We already have mosins

pew pew =/= dakka

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Sat May 09, 2020 1:41 pm #561190

camera gun

it looks like a camera but that lens on the front is actually a single-shot pulse rifle

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Jack7D1 » Sat May 09, 2020 2:11 pm #561191

Camera gun

It looks like a gun but the barrel is actually a camera lens.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Sat May 09, 2020 6:01 pm #561203


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Re: KALASHNIKOV KOMRAD!

Postby Davidchan » Sat May 16, 2020 6:30 am #561977

BeeSting12 wrote:i was trying to do a space vietnam event the other day and i was disappointed to find that kalashinovs arent in the game so i had to make do with a tommy gun which doesnt fit in backpacks, belt slots, or armor storage slots.


TGMC has AKs and all the other weird retro guns.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Sun May 17, 2020 10:25 am #562022

dr weird's phone spiders except you send them to a requests console

they go to the last console to send a message to the one you send them from

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Davidchan » Sun May 17, 2020 11:36 pm #562063

Random event round where joining as security makes you an assistant and joining as an assistant makes you a random sec role.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Ayy Lemoh » Mon May 18, 2020 1:46 am #562065

Davidchan wrote:Random event round where joining as security makes you an assistant and joining as an assistant makes you a random sec role.

That is shitty.

How are the assistants going to do sec's job for them when they inevitably get redtided to death?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby nianjiilical » Fri May 22, 2020 2:09 am #562451

has there ever been a reason given why calling the shuttle requires a reason but recalling doesnt

even if it wasnt mandatory itd be nice to have the option to give a reason
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby trollbreeder » Fri May 22, 2020 8:15 am #562482

nianjiilical wrote:has there ever been a reason given why calling the shuttle requires a reason but recalling doesnt

even if it wasnt mandatory itd be nice to have the option to give a reason

wrong thread buddy, that's not a shitty suggestion
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby nianjiilical » Sat May 23, 2020 8:05 am #562582

trollbreeder wrote:
nianjiilical wrote:has there ever been a reason given why calling the shuttle requires a reason but recalling doesnt

even if it wasnt mandatory itd be nice to have the option to give a reason

wrong thread buddy, that's not a shitty suggestion


wait yeah i actually did put it in the wrong thread
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby cacogen » Sat May 23, 2020 10:43 pm #562607

kalashnikov
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby atomic1fire » Mon May 25, 2020 1:03 am #562716

Infinidoor gauntlet: Collect the remote from every head on the station and combine it with a pair of gloves to create a pair of gloves that can open, bolt, electrify, etc every single door on the station.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby cacogen » Mon May 25, 2020 1:40 am #562719

you can take the batteries out of the door remote
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby atomic1fire » Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:03 am #564943

Imbecile trait

All machines are now unusable. Words you say are no longer smart. You "forget" how to use certain items at random moments.

I'm well aware that you could have an atmos tech or scientist who's a complete idiot, but I don't know how you fix that.

Even worse design suggestion would be that specific big words become totally blacklisted by dumb characters. They literally don't understand the word autolathe so they can't hear it.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Helios » Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:35 am #565080


Add this to the game.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby trollbreeder » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:10 am #565110

Helios wrote:[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDC4217HHSM[/youtube]
Add this to the game.

You did it wrong, do the [youtube] tag but remove everything in the link except the ID, which is tDC4217HHSM in this case (remove anything before and including the ?v= part)
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Huebone » Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:20 am #565668

2 suggestions.

1. Ice Moffs.
Due to popular demand on one round, there should be ash lizards in ice box station....Though instead of lizards, ice moths.
FLUFFY ICE moths on Ice box station. Give them pelt armor, instead of bone armor. Balance them how you will. Instead of a tendril give them a big loom they donate clothes to to make more moths. I.e. They attempt to steal the clothes off the station and off other people and throw it to the tendril to produce more moths.

2. Expand the Plushes code
I want to start the game off with a plush trait, similar to a family heirloom. Add more plush variations in types and colors such as a red ash drake plush, ice drake plush, royal moth plush, ragged moth plush, xeno plush, etc etc. I want to start with a plush of my choice of type, coloring is random.
Damnit I wanna name plushies, I want to give them descriptions, If I'm making a plushie family it's gonna be goddamn beautiful.
Plushies mate and new ones are just born out of thin air, it's disgusting and too obscene. Give us Plushie eggs that we raise and care for and it hatches into a new plushie.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby cacogen » Sun Jun 14, 2020 6:16 am #565840

put a big ol' moat with bridges with turrets around ice box station to protect it from people crying about an ash lizard equivalent like the one suggested in the above post that should be added
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Jaredfogle » Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:31 am #565857

Huebone wrote:2 suggestions.

1. Ice Moffs.
Due to popular demand on one round, there should be ash lizards in ice box station....Though instead of lizards, ice moths.
FLUFFY ICE moths on Ice box station. Give them pelt armor, instead of bone armor. Balance them how you will. Instead of a tendril give them a big loom they donate clothes to to make more moths. I.e. They attempt to steal the clothes off the station and off other people and throw it to the tendril to produce more moths.



👍 to this, ash walkers are fun to play and it's a shame if Ice Box doesn't have anything similar. not a shitty suggestion and I would make this if I had cool sprites
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Jack7D1 » Sun Jun 14, 2020 12:18 pm #565859

Make the ice moths only speak moffic.
Ashwalkers should have only spoke draconic anyways.
Just remove gal com from the ashwalkers and icemoffs
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby wesoda25 » Sun Jun 14, 2020 6:13 pm #565872

At least make it an interesting race instead of “hehe cold moth”

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Postby Jaredfogle » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:07 am #565949

What makes ash walkers being lizards more interesting than moths?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby BrianBackslide » Tue Jun 16, 2020 12:12 am #566105

New wizard spell: Animate food

Costs 1 spell point and causes all nearby food and pills (screen radius) to immediately fly into the nearest non-wizard's mouth.

Dump a botany bag full of 100 potency Watermelons in the hall and make everyone fat! Make the chemist eat all of their meth pills at once!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Ivuchnu » Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:10 am #566110

Sounds like something more fun than Fireball.
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Postby Screemonster » Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:53 am #566119

Give the wizard a spell that curses someone to have every loose object in a few tiles thrown at them.
Spending more spell points on it turns it into a persistent effect that sticks to the victim and fires again a few seconds later.

Weak in an empty room, but if you run around smashing a few windows first...

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Postby Kassori » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:30 am #566536

Trains on lavaland.
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Postby cacogen » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:38 am #566540

factorio on lavaland
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Postby Tlaltecuhtli » Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:33 am #566544

lavaland on trains

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Postby Jack7D1 » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:40 pm #566555

Hell on wheels
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Postby Frostdemon727 » Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:29 am #569689

Jumpskirts




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Postby Screemonster » Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:24 pm #569882

add a burger recipe that uses a supermatter sliver

call it the suppermatter

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Postby Jack7D1 » Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:51 pm #569892

Dusts your tongue, irradiated you to hell, but is very filling and satisfying.
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Postby Screemonster » Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:46 pm #570436

add a thwomp side-antag from mario

you cruise around and cast a faint shadow on the ground and click your shadow to crash down before slowly rising into the air

if anyone is underneath you when you land their sprite is scaled to 2x width and 0.2x height

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Postby Screemonster » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:06 pm #571011

add mint and cola as an alternative recipe for foam reactions

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Postby letshavecake » Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:28 pm #571879

Give heretics a traitor uplink or wizard book so that they can stand a remote chance of ascending

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Postby cacogen » Sat Aug 08, 2020 11:30 pm #571938

Unskippable splash screens before the lobby
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby wesoda25 » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:52 pm #573091

Multi z station built atop a maze of maintenance tunnels. Nanotrasen found it and salvaged it, decided to let the crew figure out what’s hidden in its depths.

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Postby nianjiilical » Mon Aug 24, 2020 5:32 am #573187

human: ramon chivara
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:03 pm #573351

wesoda25 wrote:Multi z station built atop a maze of maintenance tunnels. Nanotrasen found it and salvaged it, decided to let the crew figure out what’s hidden in its depths.

Wrong thread you mook
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:23 pm #575840

add the Trap Door

spawns in a random location every round, all tiled floors with no other objects on them are valid

if the trap door is left open then sometimes random mobs come out of it

any mobs or objects that move onto its square when its open fall in

sometimes it opens by itself but can be prevented from doing so by putting a heavy object on top of it


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Postby Space Panda » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:22 pm #575860

Screemonster wrote:add the Trap Door

spawns in a random location every round, all tiled floors with no other objects on them are valid

if the trap door is left open then sometimes random mobs come out of it

any mobs or objects that move onto its square when its open fall in

sometimes it opens by itself but can be prevented from doing so by putting a heavy object on top of it



this would be great actually

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Postby BrianBackslide » Thu Sep 10, 2020 8:53 pm #575875

Space Amish quirk. You can't use consoles, PDAs, radios, machines, or anything more advanced than simple tools. Welders are about as advanced as you can go.

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Postby iksyp » Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:34 am #575927

1% chance for the station layout to be flipped when the station is loaded
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Postby cacogen » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:51 am #575948

Yeah I like the idea of it being above a labyrinthine dungeon of maintenance tunnels you can fall into like a roguelike. The idea fills me with an inexplicable excitement and a kind of optimism like maybe the game doesn't have to be just a repetitive grindfest and roleplaying chat room where nothing happens 90% of the time
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