/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:46 am**

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Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:35 pm Fuck it, actually make heretics and cultists MORTAL ENEMIES. Give them reasons to want to murder each other, make them immune to each other's spells. Give heretics and cultist bonuses for sacrificing one another.

New gamemode idea, the Clown is the only roundstart cultist and the Mime is the only heretic.

Posted: **Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:34 am**

Stop antag clowns from losing their clumsiness. It's dumb. If you wanted to be an effective anything you shouldn't sign up for clown. Embrace the chaos. Giving a mutator injector isn't good enough. (I would make an exception for changelings but that's not really applicable in the first place.)

Posted: **Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:54 am**

Give changelings the ability to mimic mindshield implants so they are able to effectively pose as sec/the captain. Maybe give this in some form to traitors as well.

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:58 pm**

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:54 am Give changelings the ability to mimic mindshield implants so they are able to effectively pose as sec/the captain. Maybe give this in some form to traitors as well.

chameleon implant. comes in the chameleon kit, replacing the fucking useless stamp and PDA.
lets you change it to disguise as any implant to fool medical scanners. changing it into a loyalty implant spoofs one on sechuds.

Posted: **Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:45 pm**

Change all instances of head patting into head petting.
Never in my life have I seen someone pat another person on the head. However, in multiple scenarios, I have witnessed people being "pet" as it were, given head pets, and been pet myself.
Call me a prude but the term head pat is weirder than a head pet.

Posted: **Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:07 pm**

Petting just sounds like another braindead Americanism. Like you have a pet that you pat so patting someone is treating them like a pet and is therefore "petting" them. So perfect addition to this thread.

Posted: **Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:35 pm**

nvm thought I was in the good ideas thread

Posted: **Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:34 pm**

oranges wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:35 pm nvm thought I was in the good ideas thread

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Posted: **Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:27 am**

Remove/ change all indestructible items to not be indestructible. Bad consistency and in pretty much all instances could be done in a better way. For example, change the bar tourist teleporter into a console and beacon system where the console is in a secure position and the beacon is welded to the floor and requires complex deconstruction. Add some boards and shit so you can make it rebuildable.

Posted: **Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:32 am**

cacogen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:07 pm Petting just sounds like another braindead Americanism. Like you have a pet that you pat so patting someone is treating them like a pet and is therefore "petting" them. So perfect addition to this thread.

I would say that the words "petting" and "patting" have very different connotations. Patting implies that you are lightly hitting something, while petting implies caressing/stroking.

Also, I have just realized this is a really weird hill to die on and I regret this reply long before I post it, and surely will regret this after the fact.
Yet I post it regardless.

Posted: **Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:16 pm**

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:32 am
cacogen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:07 pm Petting just sounds like another braindead Americanism. Like you have a pet that you pat so patting someone is treating them like a pet and is therefore "petting" them. So perfect addition to this thread.
I would say that the words "petting" and "patting" have very different connotations. Patting implies that you are lightly hitting something, while petting implies caressing/stroking.

Also, I have just realized this is a really weird hill to die on and I regret this reply long before I post it, and surely will regret this after the fact.
Yet I post it regardless.

We should make it put a partially procgen paragraph of text describing the action in chat to avoid confusion.

Posted: **Tue Nov 09, 2021 5:37 pm**

Very small blob. So small in fact that you can only see it with a microscope.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 2:40 am**

BRING BACK BLOOD BROTHERS AHHHH THAT SHIT WAS FUN

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:09 am**

tell the admins not us

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:32 am**

We hate admins we hate admins

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:19 am**

I miss BB

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:47 am**

Highway Routine wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 5:37 pm Very small blob. So small in fact that you can only see it with a microscope.

This would be a great gimmick for a gateway mission. Gateway leads inside Captains body, there's a blob in a map representing the virus attacking his body, and he has to try and stay alive, while the crew teleports inside and helps his white blood cells out. Could lead to him having a team of surgeons working on him as they assistants flood into the gateway.

There's a WC3 map with this premise already

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:19 pm**

A chem that causes rapid growth. The longer the chem is active, the chaotic the effects become. Trees start popping up and then animals.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:21 pm**

a chem that converts o2 into Co2. The more the faster it transforms it.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:29 pm**

Highway Routine wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:21 pm a chem that converts o2 into Co2. The more the faster it transforms it.

why isn't this in the good ideas thread huh?

Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:52 pm**

A remote that controls all of the lights on the station.

sign making

maces

soccer balls

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:57 pm**

Portable Spacesuit Belt.

Totally not a rip off of popular franchises from japan, it's a belt that puts a spacesuit over your armor and helmet slot when activated.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:06 pm**

Add a primitive way of extracting seeds so we don't need to give ashies a seed extractor for no reason.

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:41 am**

a dodgeball that knocks you down instantly if someone hits you by throwing it at you but if you catch it it knocks down the person that threw it instead

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:44 am**

Screemonster wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:41 am a dodgeball that knocks you down instantly if someone hits you by throwing it at you but if you catch it it knocks down the person that threw it instead

this is a great idea.

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:48 am**

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:52 am Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.

this was a horrible idea.

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:36 pm**

a mongoose

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:51 pm**

dogfights

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:59 pm**

Shuttles station, like shuttle station, but every department is 1 shuttle

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:47 am**

/tg/station presents table tennis

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 pm**

new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:59 pm**

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:48 am
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:52 am Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.
this was a horrible idea.

help im being cyberstanked

Posted: **Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:42 pm**

Make it so revolvers (and maybe some other guns) can be cocked, and when they aren't cocked they are less accurate.

Posted: **Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:23 pm**

woody doll

Posted: **Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:15 am**

ethereal traitor item thats just a curly straw that you stick into a cable and works like a power sink

assistant traitor item thats a boxing glove that lets you punch all of someone's blood out

Posted: **Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:19 am**

nianjiilical wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:15 am ethereal traitor item thats just a curly straw that you stick into a cable and works like a power sink

assistant traitor item thats a boxing glove that lets you punch all of someone's blood out

wrong thread, this isnt the good thread.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:18 am**

An antag that is capable of adapting against all the major types of damage, but only one at a time. Think about as weird as changeling, but more like playing rock paper scissors with greytide.

It would still be pretty punished by explosions (especially since it combines fire, brute, and suffication damage. but just shooting it or burning it would eventually prove frustraiting as it just adapts with armory scales or fireproof skin. Chemistry could also prove an effective weapon against it. As for oxy loss, maybe it just swells up like a balloon and can hold more air.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:05 pm**

Remove late join. All of it. No exceptions
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Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:44 pm**

A TV remote that can pause people

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:33 am**

Highway Routine wrote: ↑Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:44 pm A TV remote that can pause people

this is the movie click!

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:58 am**

make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides
randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent
if the dead speak the names of the living, their words are twisted and corrupt, being heard by the scryer as the names of someone else
entering this realm of death is unwise, getting the attention of those that dwell there is outright foolhardy - ghosts may freely attack the scryer at will and the wounds they leave are real

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:06 am**

Screemonster wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:58 am make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides
randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent
if the dead speak the names of the living, their words are twisted and corrupt, being heard by the scryer as the names of someone else
entering this realm of death is unwise, getting the attention of those that dwell there is outright foolhardy - ghosts may freely attack the scryer at will and the wounds they leave are real

excuse me sir, this is the bad ideas thread. HoSes using the scrying orb is cringe and I am 1000% for this change.

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:15 am**

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:06 am
Screemonster wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:58 am make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides
randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent
if the dead speak the names of the living, their words are twisted and corrupt, being heard by the scryer as the names of someone else
entering this realm of death is unwise, getting the attention of those that dwell there is outright foolhardy - ghosts may freely attack the scryer at will and the wounds they leave are real
excuse me sir, this is the bad ideas thread. HoSes using the scrying orb is cringe and I am 1000% for this change.

to be fair the "shitty" part was the absolute spaghetti nightmare you'd have to do for the first half to make the just-slightly-wrong inventory displays but just letting the entirety of deadchat dogpile and kick the shit out of the hos when he shows up being all "who are the antags" should be pretty simple

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:40 am**

Screemonster wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:15 am to be fair the "shitty" part was the absolute spaghetti nightmare you'd have to do for the first half to make the just-slightly-wrong inventory displays but just letting the entirety of deadchat dogpile and kick the shit out of the hos when he shows up being all "who are the antags" should be pretty simple

don't we already have a hallucination thing that makes you randomly see stuff in your inventory? just make it do that to you while you observe someone.

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:04 am**

Reopen and merge #49500

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:19 pm**

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:33 am
Highway Routine wrote: ↑Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:44 pm A TV remote that can pause people
this is the movie click!

You think I don't know that?

Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:45 am**

nianjiilical wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 pm new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity

Consider: Clown getting a Jokerfication flash that works like the Hypno Flash, but it works on slipped people and always gives the mass hilarity hypnosis

Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 6:11 am**

Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:45 am
nianjiilical wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 pm new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity
Consider: Clown getting a Jokerfication flash that works like the Hypno Flash, but it works on slipped people and always gives the mass hilarity hypnosis

THIS ISNT THE GOOD IDEAS THREAD BOTH OF YOU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I'm going to take my Christmas and code this, fuck both of you.

Posted: **Sun Dec 12, 2021 8:14 pm**

emagging a borg or using a syndicate upload board should play deafening cracktro/keygen music for the recipient

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2021 3:01 pm**

Cipher3 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:39 pm
Violaceus wrote:Make it so every player can upload one personal item and receive it on roundstart, be it pink crowbar, old watch or family photo.
Nuclear activation code.

Whiteship control board

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2021 8:53 pm**

ThanatosRa wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:53 am Only people with jobs can be antags. Assistants are not important enough to be spies.

assistants can go into space with some pushing and are quite expendable

also

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