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Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 12:40 am
by JusticeGoat
What if we had the option to buy fake ID's cards with no access and can not be inserted into id consoles, they are printed with a single name and job that can't be changed after you buy it? (only sec officers can see if its fake by inspecting it like the captain and fake disks)
More homemade or bulky armor, a shield?
I'll come up with some more ideas for it later.
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 12:49 am
by blackdav123
bartender should be able to tell a fake ID from a real one
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:33 am
by Farquaar
I want to make a crappy fake ID out of paper and crayon
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 2:09 am
by Itseasytosee2me
Black market is a cool concept but currently its kinda whatever. Id rather focus our illicit non-uplink weapons on improvised ones. Maybe modular weapon crafting? Wouldn’t that be nifty.
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 2:29 am
by Farquaar
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 2:09 am
Maybe modular weapon crafting? Wouldn’t that be nifty.
This would truly usher in a new era
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:03 am
by BrianBackslide
Put all the access locked cargo items on it.
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:09 am
by JusticeGoat
what about a single use electronic key/hacking tool called a "ice pick" that can unlock locked crates for lots of money?
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:11 am
by kayozz
Syndicate Balloon but can be popped and emits a random gas or virus.
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:16 am
by Arcanemusic
JusticeGoat wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 12:40 am
What if we had the option to buy fake ID's cards with no access and can not be inserted into id consoles, they are printed with a single name and job that can't be changed after you buy it? (only sec officers can see if its fake by inspecting it like the captain and fake disks)
Unbelievably soulful, will look at following freeze
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:15 am
by Shadowflame909
I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.
But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)
Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:08 pm
by blackdav123
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:15 am
I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.
But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)
Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift
you can basically do this in 20 seconds in genetics
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:38 am
by JusticeGoat
blackdav123 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:08 pm
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:15 am
I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.
But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)
Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift
you can basically do this in 20 seconds in genetics
The point of the uplink is to make things accessible to other jobs/assistants who might not be able to enter science
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:25 am
by blackdav123
JusticeGoat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:38 am
blackdav123 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:08 pm
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:15 am
I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.
But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)
Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift
you can basically do this in 20 seconds in genetics
The point of the uplink is to make things accessible to other jobs/assistants who might not be able to enter science
you can enter genetics on most of the maps using an oxygen tank to smash your way through one windoor
the point of the uplink is to give access to fun niche/contraband items that are either hard to obtain or unable to be obtained any other way
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:17 pm
by kayozz
Traitor Curator should be able to get a book that allows you to summon those stick figure mobs, has three uses. Ghost role lolz. They are subservient to their summoner.
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 8:41 pm
by warbluke
some sort of motorized skateboard that runs on plasma and breaks bones when you collide with people. Your bones and theirs.
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:05 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
"I HATE SECURITY" pins that make secbots arrest the wearer and you can stick them on people who arent paying attention too
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:02 am
by blackdav123
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:05 pm
"I HATE SECURITY" pins that make secbots arrest the wearer and you can stick them on people who arent paying attention too
speedmerge
Re: Need more black market uplink stuff!
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:06 am
by WineAllWine
Farquaar wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:33 am
I want to make a crappy fake ID out of paper and crayon
