/tg/Station 13

We have jumpsuits and jumpskirts, but what about jumpshorts? Cargo techs have them and look stylish when wearing them, why can't the rest of the station have them?

Every day we stray further from God's light

Is it really a jump-thing if it doesn't even pretend to fully cover your legs

At some point it just becomes a onesie

cargo shorts belong to cargo, begone

oranges wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 12:02 am cargo shorts belong to cargo, begone

I wish cargo had the option of full on jumpsuits like other departments sometimes. It is still kind of funny to see cargo techs with coats, scarves, winter boots, etc. just to see them looking like this:

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 3:28 am

lol

TheFinalPotato wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 9:12 pm Is it really a jump-thing if it doesn't even pretend to fully cover your legs

It's simply to not disrupt the naming scheme, besides "jumpshort" sounds cooler than "onesie"