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Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 7:21 pm**

There are a lot of cool drinks in the bar.
There are also not enough cool drinks in the bar. Both alcoholic and non, mixed and pure.

I'll tell you right now, we don't have any scotch, we don't have any schnapps, we don't have any of 'The Good Stuff'. We don't have moonshine, we don't have everclear. I'd love to see some ghetto stills set up, I'd love to see whiskey made of welding fuel, or booze flavored with clown blood. 'Gamer Fuel', made out of Welding fuel and Mountain Dew - Goes great with Doritoes™, and gives you double points in arcade machines. (Paid for and endorsed by 'Outbomb Cuban Pete')
So let's talk about getting space-smashed. Let's talk about what swanky beverages we can dream up, what classy concoctions we can contrive, or what back-alley maint 'drinks' we can make outta whatever we can steal. Maybe some up-and-coming spriters can sprite some booze-y bottles and fancy glasses.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 10:03 pm**

Psyentific wrote:We don't have moonshine

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		ethanol/moonshine
			name = "Moonshine"
			id = "moonshine"
			description = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
			color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
			boozepwr = 25

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 10:13 pm**

Just the other day, 60 or so people died after drinking some homebrew shit in africa, apparantly they used methanol or something. Loads more went blind/got generally fucked.

Methanol laced homebrew when?

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 10:13 pm**

Yes pls more drinks. We need some that use Alien parts, like Spider Eggs, Slime Cores and Alien Meat. Also something with actual Diamonds in it.

Didnt Botany get some new plant mutations a while back? Could use some of those in drinks too. Like Ghost Chilli.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 11:25 pm**

Cheridan wrote:

Psyentific wrote:We don't have moonshine

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		ethanol/moonshine
			name = "Moonshine"
			id = "moonshine"
			description = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
			color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
			boozepwr = 25

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not in the bar. Maybe it's what you get if you put Ethanol from Chem in a glass? I know I've never seen this.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 11:48 pm**

IIRC you need enzymes and some fruits, and the bartender doesn't have a handy window to tell at botanists from, so good luck getting those.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 12:06 am**

ExplosiveCrate wrote:IIRC you need enzymes and some fruits, and the bartender doesn't have a handy window to tell at botanists from, so good luck getting those.

He doesn't need a window, he shares a headset with them. Use :v for serVice.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 12:42 am**

Barely anyone even knows it exists. Hell, I try to remind everyone it exists at round start if I'm HoP and even then I still forgot it exists.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 1:54 am**

Chocolate milk when

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 2:32 am**

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 5:21 am**

If we're going to have more cool drinks, first someone's gotta make drinking more realistic by not making me stutter for 5 mins after one beer.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 5:37 am**

Don't forget! If you have 1000 or so units of alcohol in your bloodstream! You take toxin damage!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 6:10 am**

NikNakFlak wrote:Don't forget! If you have 1000 or so units of alcohol in your bloodstream! You take toxin damage!

Given how much booze it takes to induce a drunken stutter, that is a fuckload of booze.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 10:34 am**

Boris Pepper's 100% proof Rageahol when?

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 2:41 pm**

100% proof? do you mean 100% alcohol or 100 proof?
ANYWAYS!
There are a number of boozes that can only be made from scratch, mostly Hootch, Mead and Moonshine.
Frankly, I mostly want to see milkshakes/smoothies.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 3:00 pm**

Schnapps isn't cool. It's like the most uncool drink in the world.

Spoiler:

lumipharon wrote:Just the other day, 60 or so people died after drinking some homebrew shit in africa, apparantly they used methanol or something. Loads more went blind/got generally fucked.

Methanol laced homebrew when?

I forget the name of the country, but one African state is one of the most alcoholic nations in the world. It's some kind of gin brewed from fermented bananas, and some places there just get hammered every single night. It's pretty awful, fucks the health of their entire nation up bad.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 10:27 pm**

If someone makes sprites for new drinks I will add them posthaste.
Also, changing the boozepwr of drinks is something I was going to do and it's really easy to do it so I'm gonna work on that right now.
https://github.com/NTStation/NTstation13/pull/537

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 10:39 pm**

Good change or bad change? Because i am all for buffing certain drinks in terms of how much they fuck you up.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 10:45 pm**

Drinks already fuck you up way too quickly; this PR changes it to not be so bad.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 10:54 pm**

So bad change then. Why would you make drinks that contain dangerous chemicals weaker than Moonshine? Those changes literally make them as weak as current Beer. Whilst making Moonshine 15 booze power aka the same as the current strongest drinks.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 12:52 am**

The "current strongest drinks" made no sense. Changeling sting is just soda and a little bit of alcohol, but it was as potent as a toxin special? What? Same for syndicate bomb and 3 mile island iced tea. Moonshine is pretty much raw ethanol and tox special literally has plasma in it - those make sense. The others did not at all.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 12:59 am**

Except the 3 mile island ice tea has freakin' Uranium in it.

Its not about being realistic. Its more about the names of the drinks and the reagents used to make it that defines how strong it should be, in my opinion. If a drink requires stuff like Plasma or Uranium then it should be potent as hell and floor you.

I do agree with the Changeling Sting though. That didnt make sense to me either.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 3:15 am**

Oh, I didn't realize that it had uranium in it.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 3:17 pm**

TheTerbs wrote:Chocolate milk when

I tried

I know I am the human personnification of suck but I tried OK?

(the real sprite is smaller)

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 5:14 pm**

Can we see the real-size sprites? It may look better.

As it is, that rooks relatively good.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 5:27 pm**

SergeantSkread wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:Chocolate milk when

I tried

I know I am the human personnification of suck but I tried OK?

(the real sprite is smaller)

commit he

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 6:09 pm**

real size

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 6:14 pm**

Thats... Large. That would work for inhands I suppose...

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 6:15 pm**

AseaHeru wrote:Thats... Large. That would work for inhands I suppose...

I didn't have enough space for the four leaf clover at first so I had to make it a little bigger. It was smaller at first

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 6:19 pm**

Allright.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2014 10:26 pm**

where is my fountain drink dispenser in the kitchen

i need 72 ounces of sweet, sweet terbal cola

and terbical punch

dr. terb

mr. terb

terbsi

terbical punch: terbical blast

terb classic

orange terbla

grape terbla

terbfruit juice

herb of terb

terbal ale

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2014 8:40 am**

TheTerbs wrote:herb of terb

fund it fund it now
make it require pug meat and dank
right fucking now

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 12:51 pm**

The other things are rather silly.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 2:37 pm**

kosmos wrote:If we're going to have more cool drinks, first someone's gotta make drinking more realistic by not making me stutter for 5 mins after one beer.

More importantly, stuttering while being drunk makes absolutely no sense. There was a suggestion a while ago to replace it with slurred speech but nothing came of it.

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