/tg/Station 13

Me and a friend got to thinking of another special piece of clothing that can be worn by the clown, a Banana suit. Wearing it will do three things, if the wearer steps on someone lying down, they trip (get it? reverse banana peel), If the wearer is lying down and someone steps on him or her, they trip and monkeys immediately attack anyone wearing the banana suit. We were thinking it could be something available in the autodrobe in the backstage or even be a cursed piece of clothing spawn by a wizard event.

Fund HE

Strangely enough I've been spriting this, but it keeps going down my to-do list.

i like it

it sounds completely idiotic but i love it

hugging a person wearing this should make a squeeze noise

I prefer the bike-horn honk, in keeping with bananium airlocks, floortiles, and the peel launcher.

Also, this kind of clothing should be a high-tier research item requiring a load of bananium to produce, for obvious reasons (namely, so everyone can wear it.)