/tg/Station 13

So, I feel like I must be suggesting something, that may have already been suggested.

Why do we not have bongs?

Fill with botany goods, hold bong in one hand, lighter in the other. Click on sprite.

Also.

Blue space bongs.
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Just to say that again, so everybody caught that



BLUE
SPACE
BONGS.

credit to John Sweeps for bluespace bongs.

how would bluespace bongs even work

also this is just stupid enough to actually get added

how do blue-space beakers work?

Same basis.

You can just add a stupid amount of regents.

Saegrimr wrote:

Please don't illicit any illegal substances here.

I was simply talking of botony goods.

tabacco use only.

EDIT: Double post, sorry.

I thought the title said borgs and I was like hell yeah bluespace borgs would be cool but then I actually read it and I sighed

not gonna get added for the same reason more drug chems wont get added

PKPenguin321 wrote:not gonna get added for the same reason more drug chems wont get added

the thing about drug chems is that you have to give them actual bonuses aside from "lol ur high XD"

see: meth, bath salts, etc.

these all have actual gameplay usages

hell, even krokodil which doesn't have any upsides got in for being a good toxin/having a pretty damn unique effect

On the other hand, I can just code asthma inhalers as items you can fill up with chems to instantly dose yourself with chems via inhale for 5 u at a time

and i could totally abuse the same code to accidentally add bongs in at the next meme number PR

iamgoofball wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:not gonna get added for the same reason more drug chems wont get added

the thing about drug chems is that you have to give them actual bonuses aside from "lol ur high XD"

yes, because the "lol ur high XD" culture/mindset is HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL. if bongs get added, they will definitely fall under this. and don't say "but you can put other things in them!" because we all already know that that isn't what you're gonna do.

But we added pipes, and rollies...?

lumipharon wrote:But we added pipes, and rollies...?

Those are from another era and are by all means exempt. Not to mention how pipes have a pretty significantly different connotation than bongs.

Rollies are fairly new in the greater scheme of things, and it's literally just a joint.

Personally I don't see the point of a bong since it's mechanically going to just be a resprited pipe/rollie, I'm just pointing out that other shit in the same vein has been merged.

we've been saying "no more drug shit will be added" for quite some time, after which more drug shit continues to get added.

I want to snort krokodil through a rolled credit bill.

PKPenguin321 wrote:

iamgoofball wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:not gonna get added for the same reason more drug chems wont get added

the thing about drug chems is that you have to give them actual bonuses aside from "lol ur high XD"

yes, because the "lol ur high XD" culture/mindset is HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL. if bongs get added, they will definitely fall under this. and don't say "but you can put other things in them!" because we all already know that that isn't what you're gonna do.

that's why you pull the "asthma inhaler" bullshit and teach admins to varedit it to look like a bong

i could even make it easy for them and sneak the bong sprites in so all they have to do is edit 2 strings instead of uploading icons

my friend sprited an asthma inhaler once