Brainstorming new drinks

Supermichael777 · Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:29 am

For some exotic flair for bartenders.

Feel free to use any available chem/bar/botany/kitchen/mining reagents

Irl drinks are okay but we really have enough.

To kick off:
Gin and Quantum: LifeReagent+ectoplasm+Gin "You can"t tell if its fizzy or flat but its certainly alcoholic."
Makes you teleport randomly 1-2 tiles away(about once every 5 units).

Border Crossing: Gunpowder+meth+Tequla. "You bet the powder at the bottom still lights."
Decays back into gunpowder and meth. Makes you ole!

Deaths Challenge: Ectoplasm+CondensedCaspian+Nerotoxin(Drink version): "You question your life choices"
Randomly sets you on fire, freezes you, or causes bleeding. Removed from your system very quickly Requires a whole 15u shot all at once otherwise it calls you a pussy.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:04 am #160285

I just want a whiskey sour man

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:38 am

i wish my favorite drinks were in this game

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:25 am #160310

Those ideas are pretty interesting, and I sure would love to see the Bartender be more lethal creative. Quick question, though, why don't we have simple drinks on the rocks? I feel like that's something that would be easy as hell to throw in.

Also, we need a college drink update. Disgusting concoctions, jello shots, maybe even add in a hangover if you drink too much, a hangover being something that would impede your ability to function. Maybe the hangover would make loud sounds stun you shortly or make you drop things occasionally or something. We can match it with appropriate flavortext like "The lights are too bright." or "Everybody is too loud." I dunno, just an idea.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:35 pm #160467

Combine 1 part of the following:- Neurotoxin, uranium and Beepsky Smash to make Ryncol for sci-fi references.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:36 pm #160483

Anonmare wrote:Combine 1 part of the following:- Neurotoxin, uranium and Beepsky Smash to make Ryncol for sci-fi references.

It needs plasma, or Toxins Special in it, because this stuff can literally be used as fuel.

Smeller · Post by **Smeller** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:46 pm #160485

>adding new drinks not making drunkenness great

Lumbermancer · Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:04 pm

Smeller wrote:>adding new drinks not making drunkenness great

Yep. Bartender job must get more substantial first before you start putting shit in. Barely anyone comes to bar these days.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:50 am #160572

More drinks that have actual uses like Doctor's Delight would be great.

Ezel · Post by **Ezel** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:35 pm #160683

Shocker
Black powder + singulo
gives you the shocking animation and a stun but doesnt do damage

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:52 pm #160697

what if the bartender was a secondary source of nutriment? we could pretend spacemen stomachs convert alcohol into nutriment at a very slow rate, some of the more fancier drinks could give vitamins too

Lumbermancer · Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:11 pm

What if next to hunger was a thirst?

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:47 pm #160720

probs more tedious to implement but thirst would be a neat feature

>spessmen will recover from dehydration faster from drinking fancy alcoholic drinks than water for balance and muh gameplay

beautiful

Lumbermancer · Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:13 pm

Drinking nothing but alcohol to hydrate oneself would fit the universe.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:51 pm #160735

The Blue APC
1 part Oil
1 part Uranium
8 part Anti-freeze
Desc="Is it just you or does that security camera look nervous?"

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:05 pm #160759

>having alcohol rehydrate you
Have you ever gotten drunk before? Hangovers are literally just dehydration

Lumbermancer · Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:16 pm

Well thank god SS13 universe is nothing like real life.

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:17 pm #160767

i'll port goon drunk slurring sometime

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:02 am #160912

Though yeah if the Bartender had actually useful drinks that'd be nice.

newfren · Post by **newfren** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:59 am #161210

Mostly I'd like a roundstart green drink that doesn't rely on getting watermelon and banana juice, green crayons, or sulphuric acid.

Also how are whiskey sours not in the game fuck.

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:14 am #161236

Energy drink: Coffee + Space Cola + space mountain wind
Makes you so hyper you could just do cartwheels through the station. Increases your speed, makes you jitter, and do the flip animation over and over.

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:24 pm #161294

Jacough wrote:Energy drink: Coffee + Space Cola + space mountain wind
Makes you so hyper you could just do cartwheels through the station. Increases your speed, makes you jitter, and do the flip animation over and over.

Perfect, I love it. We can also have a brand name energy drink, and offer it in hacked soda vendors. Creature? PopStar? RedGoat?

newfren wrote:Mostly I'd like a roundstart green drink that doesn't rely on getting watermelon and banana juice, green crayons, or sulphuric acid.

wh...why? Are you a leprechaun as your gimmick?

FantasticFwoosh · Sun Mar 13, 2016 1:57 am

Vomitstorm/Gutteral Beer/Bloody Gibus Mary - For flypeople that all take vomit as a ingredient

Supermichael777 · Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:33 am

Beapsky smash + Tomato juice = Tase and laze "The smell is so overpowering you can't decide whether or not you like it"

newfren · Post by **newfren** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:00 am #161381

Topham wrote:
newfren wrote:Mostly I'd like a roundstart green drink that doesn't rely on getting watermelon and banana juice, green crayons, or sulphuric acid.
wh...why? Are you a leprechaun as your gimmick?

I like to cover the bar in beautiful drinks so that it looks good and without green drinks it never looks good (unless I theme it around a colour scheme - red brown and orange work really well because there are a lot of options). Yellow you have a couple of good options, blue there's at least antifreeze, and there's a couple good darker colours that are still interesting enough to work.

I'd also like purple and pink drinks - the barefoot looks fucking gorgeous but you can't make it without berry juice, and berry juice is very hard to get because the base plant sucks so much and most botanists don't fuck with stats (or entertain requests from the bar).

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 8:26 am #161427

Here's a couple more
Red Balls: demon's blood + red blood + singulo, gives you wings and by that I mean it basically disables gravity for you and lets you float over tables.

Welder bomb: welding fuel + irish car bomb
Makes an explosion noise whenever someone takes a sip. Great for annoying the shit out of people, but also has a small chance of lighting you on fire and giving you a message pointing out that you're an idiot.

kazeespada · Post by **kazeespada** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:01 am #161712

The blowjob from deadpool so I can ask the bartender for a blowjob.

Also, Absinthe.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:11 pm

There is no spaceman equivalent of Moxie which is my favorite tonic. If we had it, would it be called "Chutzpah"? Would the label have an angry man pointing at you and commanding you to drink the bitter gentian root elixer on pain of a madlibbing? I would like that.

cocothegogo · Post by **cocothegogo** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:41 pm #161985

fishbowl

1 part vodka, 1 part rum, 1 part orange, 1 part lemon-lime, 1 part capsaicin

Amnestik · Post by **Amnestik** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:48 pm #161987

Roofie Surprise
Purple Drank
Bourbon & Bleach
Toilet Wine
Poppy Seed Tea

Supermichael777 · Tue Mar 15, 2016 5:03 pm

rofie surprise is just 15 units morphine and 20 units something else

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 5:43 pm #161993

Let us make flavoured liquers so we can make all kinds of fancy shit. Also add a nice 2330 vintage scotch that you can get from cargo for like 300 points, and it does nothing but make you feel sophisticated

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:23 pm #162006

Wyzack wrote:Let us make flavoured liquers so we can make all kinds of fancy shit. Also add a nice 2330 vintage scotch that you can get from cargo for like 300 points, and it does nothing but make you feel sophisticated

Upon drinking, it gives you a little recognition of how pretentious you are.

You are one fancy asshole.

I think flavored liquors definitely has some potential, but having them all be different drinks seems a bit excessive. Maybe have a few flavorings that you can add to the drinks. For example, use some coconut flavoring on a bottle of rum to get coconut rum. Or, hell, maybe we can have a third function to the blenders, "Extract from the reagent", that wouldn't juice or grind what's in it but would extract flavoring from its contents. The important thing is that the drinks would still have to function like the normal liquor. Maybe it'd add a little nod to the flavoring in the flavortext. For example, making a Cuba Libre from coconut rum:

That's a Cuba Libre!
A classic mix of rum and cola. Has a hint of coconut.

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:30 pm #162060

I made four new drinks here.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:42 pm #162084

> added whiskey sour

This codebase doesn't deserve you

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:35 am

heat up a glass of milk to create Warm Milk which makes you calm down. Drinking too much makes you drowsy and fall asleep.

EDIT: should probably give a bonus to Plasmamen, as it is hot calcium and they are flaming skeletons.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:41 am #162582

Make it give them a healing buff. Milk helps build strong bones.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:18 am #162586

Golden Cadillac. In real life it's made with Galliano and White Creme de cacao and shredded ice. The Creme de cacao could probably be replaced with regular chocolate, i don't know what to do about the Galliano considering it's a very unique alcohol... Vermouth and tea?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:54 pm #162602

Not technically an alcoholic drink but neither is a latte and that's on the wiki but:

Hot Earl Grey Tea
Made from tea, milk and gold.
Heals the Captain

Prune juice
Made from real prunes
Heals the Head of Security

Synthol (maybe better off as a chem recipe)
A cheap, cost-effective alcohol, only marginally better than grog.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:58 am #382588

>marginally better than grog
u wot

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:22 am #382596

DemonFiren wrote:>marginally better than grog
u wot

Grog
1 BOOZE_POWER
1 part water, 1 part rum
A fine and cepa drink for Space

Lumbermancer · Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:32 am

Why there's no thirst quenchable with booze yet?

JStheguy · Post by **JStheguy** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:27 pm #382691

Lumbermancer wrote:Drinking nothing but alcohol to hydrate oneself would fit the universe.

Honestly just jettison the kitchen into space too, spessmen can probably survive on a diet of whiskey and cigarettes.

RobustAndRun · Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:24 pm

Lean. Morphine+diphenhydramine+Space-Up.

Makes you scream rap lyrics. Hippie has this and it's a bit racist but y'all could do a fun version

Solidyote · Post by **Solidyote** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:45 pm #389824

What about:
* "Ritalin & rum", amphetamines rum and something else. It enhance your perception(night vision/meson maybe?) and makes your character twitchy and stressed?
* "Greasy pig" space lube and cider, makes you really slippery and slide on the ground if undressed.
* "Shaman remedy", lye and tea, makes you puke out the reagents currently inside your stomach on the ground.
* "Sexual Tyranosaurus", nitroglycerin + goliath meat + stabilizer, makes you a slow, sweaty mountain of testosterone for a few minutes with loads of stamina while spouting macho man quotes.
* "Ad nauseum", something + something, makes you puke whenever you speak.