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cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 7:54 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby
so cloning should grow a baby in the tank and poop out a baby (resprited monkey) that can't talk and just runs around and causes trouble crawling through the vents and looting the armory, but you gotta stun the baby and shove it in the cryo and inject the cryo with a new chemical (Time Juice) to make them grow up
but if you overdose them on time juice they become a super old mummyman like howard hughes and walk slow and you gotta young them up by injecting them with Fountain of Youth Water which you can find on lavaland surrounded by skeletal baby spaniards
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 8:02 pm
by Saegrimr
Every single one of your threads is a fucking rollercoaster of hilarity.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 8:56 pm
by ThanatosRa
This is great. Also I think crag drinks too much.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 9:00 pm
by Lumbermancer
I will need some visual aid before I approve this.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 9:36 pm
by Armhulen
Super Aggro Crag wrote:in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby
what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned
yet for some reason i want this really badly, even though your ideas have been a slippery slope of memes
Minigun, cool idea dude>Bubblegum, okay sure i like it> Big foot, what the fuck, alright sure why not>this, "when you clone a mans he is a baby"
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:19 pm
by Lumbermancer
Armhulen wrote:what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned
We've been cloning animals since 90's if not earlier, and Koreans probably already cloned humans.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:24 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
yeah why do you think they're all named "kim"
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:26 pm
by Lumbermancer
That's racist and culturally insensitive.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:27 pm
by PKPenguin321
itty bitty baby clowns scooting around
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:28 pm
by Cobby
Now the lifeweb population will soon attempt to appeal their bans, for no apparent reason ofc :^)
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:31 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Lumbermancer wrote:I will need some visual aid before I approve this.
recently cloned man raids armory
official uniform of greytide after cloning
Not-The-Mama returns to work at the bar after getting dunked in a brawl
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:34 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
atmos tech in natural state during gas leak
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:46 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Goddammit dude stop daydrinking
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:57 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
its seven o'clock shitholio
newton gang has claimed medbay as their turf
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 3:30 am
by Saegrimr
im fucking dieing
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 3:49 am
by MMMiracles
if this isn't added i'll be genuinely disappointed
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:51 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
bump so mmmiracles doesn't get disappointed
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:17 pm
by paprika
This is crag's compromise for not having fat sprites anymore
Make it happen coderbus
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:31 pm
by Alipheese
Make an aging system with it, then that makes a use out of the longevity symptom in virology.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:25 am
by RedMcCloud
this
we need this
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:37 am
by Davidchan
Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.
Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:57 am
by Anonmare
Davidchan wrote:Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.
Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.
Why only use the back ribs when you have a whole other side to use as well
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:50 am
by Armhulen
This HAS to happen right?
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:02 am
by RedMcCloud
Armhulen wrote:This HAS to happen right?
if it doesnt, we riot, take down down coderbus, forge a new empire
an empire
of infants
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:08 am
by kevinz000
Please no.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:03 pm
by Bombadil
Has shitposting gone too far?
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:12 pm
by MrEousTranger
bump to shine light on the only good post on this fucking website.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:50 pm
by Saegrimr
Season 3 Crag was really the highlight of the show.
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:37 pm
by Lumbermancer
Now that cloning has been removed, don't you think baby clones would have been a better alternative to outright removal of the whole system?
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:54 pm
by wesoda25
No
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:14 pm
by Tlaltecuhtli
we got growing vats...... blood with dna..... flesh chems requirement....
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:20 pm
by Armhulen
God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:20 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Armhulen wrote:God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
*rattles walker at u* feh!
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:00 am
by Kassori
baby moff
baby lizard
oh no
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:15 pm
by cacogen
You don't expect him to say baby but then he says it. Also this was season 6
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:36 am
by RG4ORDR
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Armhulen wrote:God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
*rattles walker at u* feh!
When are you gonna force merge this you fucking coward
Re: cloning rework
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:11 am
by nianjiilical
i mean we have vatgrowing now
just make it possible to vatgrow a shitty little deformed goblin man that auto-sentiences itself from someone's blood like replica pods