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Give the chef a real oven

Post by Reimoo » #12973

Exactly what it says on the tin. I mean what kind of lousy chef JUST uses a microwave? It doesn't even have to function differently, could just be a reskin.

Also, messing up a recipe should have a tiny chance of starting a small fire. Just for fun.
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by Kavaloosh » #12981

and you could shove people into it!
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by danno » #13006

mmmm i might work on this sometime but if anyone else does it first that would be cool
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by Kavaloosh » #13145

like the jews!
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by AseaHeru » #13149

Ah... Is that in responce to the above or the burning bodies one?
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by Kavaloosh » #13188

AseaHeru wrote:Ah... Is that in responce to the above or the burning bodies one?
they wouldn't be very cool if there were on fire, now would they?
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by AseaHeru » #13189

And thats one of the confusing things.

And the question still is not answered.
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by danno » #13192

hahaha holy shit
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by bandit » #13309

For the oven/burning people alive code you could probably steal shit from the suit storage units.

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Post by callanrockslol » #14296

bandit wrote:For the oven/burning people alive code you could probably steal shit from the suit storage units.

(AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT A CODER FOLKS.)
I am glad someone else knows about that.

Apparently someone was working on a cooking overhaul at some stage.
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by iamgoofball » #14312

callanrockslol wrote:
Apparently someone was working on a cooking overhaul at some stage.
see: artyom's kitchen

it's live there
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by Remie Richards » #14393

Kavaloosh wrote:like the jews!
Me and goof found a file in the Paradise repository called jewoven.dm

It's exactly how it sounds.
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by iamgoofball » #14395

Remie Richards wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:like the jews!
Me and goof found a file in the Paradise repository called jewoven.dm

It's exactly how it sounds.
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Post by MisterPerson » #14404

What purpose would an oven serve if it's identical to the microwave? None.
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Post by Cipher3 » #14448

MisterPerson wrote:What purpose would an oven serve if it's identical to the microwave? None.
Except you at least wouldn't make your cakes in a microwave.

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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by Cheimon » #14823

Sounds fun. Separate recipes by whether they get made in the oven or the microwave, that sort of thing. Of course, then you might want people to add hobs. Could it go too far?

Cooking people Hansel and Gretel style ("Suffer not the ungodly witch to live!") would also be neat. Anything to make the chef's job more difficult/interesting can't be a bad thing.

Although at the moment cooking updates are fairly pointless if any virologist at all releases a useful disease that requires nutriment to cure it. Nobody ever eats, the chef fucks off, and that section gets boring.
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Post by Durkel » #14879

I'm all for ovens being added, even if it's just to move a recipe from the microwave. I hate shoving everything into a microwave.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #14910

Cheimon wrote:Sounds fun. Separate recipes by whether they get made in the oven or the microwave, that sort of thing. Of course, then you might want people to add hobs. Could it go too far?

Cooking people Hansel and Gretel style ("Suffer not the ungodly witch to live!") would also be neat. Anything to make the chef's job more difficult/interesting can't be a bad thing.

Although at the moment cooking updates are fairly pointless if any virologist at all releases a useful disease that requires nutriment to cure it. Nobody ever eats, the chef fucks off, and that section gets boring.
I wish good diseases would make you hungry quickly so high nutriment food could actually be useful, and people could even take it with them (madness)
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by cedarbridge » #15127

Stickymayhem wrote:
Cheimon wrote:Sounds fun. Separate recipes by whether they get made in the oven or the microwave, that sort of thing. Of course, then you might want people to add hobs. Could it go too far?

Cooking people Hansel and Gretel style ("Suffer not the ungodly witch to live!") would also be neat. Anything to make the chef's job more difficult/interesting can't be a bad thing.

Although at the moment cooking updates are fairly pointless if any virologist at all releases a useful disease that requires nutriment to cure it. Nobody ever eats, the chef fucks off, and that section gets boring.
I wish good diseases would make you hungry quickly so high nutriment food could actually be useful, and people could even take it with them (madness)
This is what has always killed me about cheffery. Viro eventually just obsoletes the whole section with either weight even or nutriment curable beneficials.
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Re: Give the chef a real oven

Post by Lo6a4evskiy » #15141

Vending machines make chef stupid

But you also have to remember that cooking is art. Who cares that those peasants do not appreciate it.
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