/tg/Station 13

Exactly what it says on the tin. I mean what kind of lousy chef JUST uses a microwave? It doesn't even have to function differently, could just be a reskin.

Also, messing up a recipe should have a tiny chance of starting a small fire. Just for fun.

and you could shove people into it!

mmmm i might work on this sometime but if anyone else does it first that would be cool

like the jews!

Ah... Is that in responce to the above or the burning bodies one?

AseaHeru wrote:Ah... Is that in responce to the above or the burning bodies one?

they wouldn't be very cool if there were on fire, now would they?

And thats one of the confusing things.

And the question still is not answered.

hahaha holy shit

For the oven/burning people alive code you could probably steal shit from the suit storage units.

(AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT A CODER FOLKS.)

bandit wrote:For the oven/burning people alive code you could probably steal shit from the suit storage units.

(AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT A CODER FOLKS.)

I am glad someone else knows about that.

Apparently someone was working on a cooking overhaul at some stage.

callanrockslol wrote:
Apparently someone was working on a cooking overhaul at some stage.

see: artyom's kitchen

it's live there

Kavaloosh wrote:like the jews!

Me and goof found a file in the Paradise repository called jewoven.dm

It's exactly how it sounds.

Remie Richards wrote:

Kavaloosh wrote:like the jews!

Me and goof found a file in the Paradise repository called jewoven.dm

It's exactly how it sounds.

No, it was d2k5, not paradise.

What purpose would an oven serve if it's identical to the microwave? None.

MisterPerson wrote:What purpose would an oven serve if it's identical to the microwave? None.

Except you at least wouldn't make your cakes in a microwave.

Realism, basically.

Sounds fun. Separate recipes by whether they get made in the oven or the microwave, that sort of thing. Of course, then you might want people to add hobs. Could it go too far?

Cooking people Hansel and Gretel style ("Suffer not the ungodly witch to live!") would also be neat. Anything to make the chef's job more difficult/interesting can't be a bad thing.

Although at the moment cooking updates are fairly pointless if any virologist at all releases a useful disease that requires nutriment to cure it. Nobody ever eats, the chef fucks off, and that section gets boring.

I'm all for ovens being added, even if it's just to move a recipe from the microwave. I hate shoving everything into a microwave.

Cheimon wrote:Sounds fun. Separate recipes by whether they get made in the oven or the microwave, that sort of thing. Of course, then you might want people to add hobs. Could it go too far?

Cooking people Hansel and Gretel style ("Suffer not the ungodly witch to live!") would also be neat. Anything to make the chef's job more difficult/interesting can't be a bad thing.

Although at the moment cooking updates are fairly pointless if any virologist at all releases a useful disease that requires nutriment to cure it. Nobody ever eats, the chef fucks off, and that section gets boring.

I wish good diseases would make you hungry quickly so high nutriment food could actually be useful, and people could even take it with them (madness)

Stickymayhem wrote:

Cheimon wrote:Sounds fun. Separate recipes by whether they get made in the oven or the microwave, that sort of thing. Of course, then you might want people to add hobs. Could it go too far?

Cooking people Hansel and Gretel style ("Suffer not the ungodly witch to live!") would also be neat. Anything to make the chef's job more difficult/interesting can't be a bad thing.

Although at the moment cooking updates are fairly pointless if any virologist at all releases a useful disease that requires nutriment to cure it. Nobody ever eats, the chef fucks off, and that section gets boring.

I wish good diseases would make you hungry quickly so high nutriment food could actually be useful, and people could even take it with them (madness)

This is what has always killed me about cheffery. Viro eventually just obsoletes the whole section with either weight even or nutriment curable beneficials.

Vending machines make chef stupid

But you also have to remember that cooking is art. Who cares that those peasants do not appreciate it.