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confused rock
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Lizard bans

Post by confused rock » #188263

for when that shitty lizard has a 2 or 4 word name
like job bans but for lizards
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ShadowDimentio
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by ShadowDimentio » #188265

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Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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confused rock
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by confused rock » #188267

falling-up gave me cancer ok I am tired of bad lizard names
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ShadowDimentio
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by ShadowDimentio » #188269

Just beat them up and insult them, it works for me.

Better yet if you're security just follow them around and arrest them for every minor crime they commit.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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DrPillzRedux
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by DrPillzRedux » #188273

hi i have a better idea

remove lizards
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this

a correct post by pillz
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confused rock
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by confused rock » #188274

I am the only good lizard anyway tbh
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ShadowDimentio
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by ShadowDimentio » #188275

I like lizards they make it easier for me to remember people.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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InsaneHyena
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:13 pm
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by InsaneHyena » #188276

We need to remove lizards from code entirely, but banning the entire server from lizards is fine too.
Bring back papercult.

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Not-Dorsidarf
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #188310

Why would you care if they have a two-word name.
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There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
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Screemonster
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:23 pm
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Screemonster » #188317

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Why would you care if they have a two-word name.
THEY ARE RUINING MY IMMERSIONS BY NOT CONFORMING TO MY HEADCANON LORE

ALSO HE KNOWS HOW TO TIE HIS LACES WITHOUT WRITING WHERE HE LEARNED IT ON HIS CHARACTER SHEET BAN HE
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Zilenan91
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Zilenan91 » #188348

What about lizards who have human names
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

HAVE FUN ESCAPING NOW WITH NO ARMS
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Zilenan91
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Zilenan91 » #188355

As far as human names go I think the strangest I ever saw was a detective woman with pink anime hair who named herself Rick

Just Rick. She named herself Rick. I was laughing pretty hard when she was emoting pointing a gun at me in the hallway and flicking it as a bunch of fellow revs came around the corner and toolboxed her into hamburger
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Zilenan91 wrote:
Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

HAVE FUN ESCAPING NOW WITH NO ARMS
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Atlanta-Ned
In-Game Game Master
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:11 pm
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Atlanta-Ned » #188377

The verbs-connective-noun lizard name is well-established L O R E and players ignoring it is very rude.

EDIT: Ditto for plasmemes.
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jaxy15
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by jaxy15 » #188458

There are Argonians with two-word and more-than-three-word names in TES, though.
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DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by DemonFiren » #188494

jaxy15 wrote:There are Argonians with two-word and more-than-three-word names in TES, though.
this tbh fam
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non-lizard things:
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cocothegogo
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Location: Brazil

Re: Lizard bans

Post by cocothegogo » #188593

does this apply to humans too?
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Slignerd
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Slignerd » #189055

I wouldn't be opposed to a lizard ban, but the question is - what would it be given for?

If it's for shitty lizard play, such as just looking for an excuse to be a dick to silicons because they aren't forced to serve lizards, then that can be settled outside the species bans - because really, lizard play shitty enough to warrant a lizard ban can be just bad enough to settle it with server ban.

If you genuinely mean banning over naming patterns, then fuck no.
It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.
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Wizardjenkins66
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Wizardjenkins66 » #189078

Just ban everyone from lizards, problem solved.
Violaceus wrote: Mining smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to man- and lizard-kind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as eswords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything an esword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a durand mech with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why Syndicate never bothered conquering Mining? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined miners and their katanas of destruction.
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Jacough
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Jacough » #189099

Lizards are great if you're security because you can beat the shit out of them to relieve some stress without worrying about the AI locking down the brig.
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Slignerd
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Slignerd » #189109

What if lizards are in security, or somehow get to become the captain?
It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.
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Reimoo
Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:58 pm
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Reimoo » #189110

How about we remove lizards?
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Sidon
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Sidon » #189118

After we remove security
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Slignerd
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Slignerd » #189150

Remove clowns first.
It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.
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RedMcCloud
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by RedMcCloud » #189178

How bout we remove this cancerous thread
"What the FUCK is Carbon Dioxide?" guy
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confused rock
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by confused rock » #189249

says a fat nerd so fat the only thing notable about him is he accidentally made a meme with his autism
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Jacough
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Re: Lizard bans

Post by Jacough » #189358

RedMcCloud wrote:How bout we remove this cancerous thread
How bout we remove you?
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