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Do it, so MSO can have no beard in his 2d spessmen servers...\

Get out.

Everybody starts without a beard. The more rounds you manage to escape on the shuttle/ pods your beard grows slightly longer. Every time you get cloned/ don't manage to escape the station your beard size gets reset.
Are you a bad enough dude to grow a dorf sized beard?

GeeElAge wrote:Everybody starts without a beard. The more rounds you manage to escape on the shuttle/ pods your beard grows slightly longer. Every time you get cloned/ don't manage to escape the station your beard size gets reset.
Are you a bad enough dude to grow a dorf sized beard?

This is the best fucking idea for cross-round referencing i've heard yet.

GeeElAge wrote:Everybody starts without a beard. The more rounds you manage to escape on the shuttle/ pods your beard grows slightly longer. Every time you get cloned/ don't manage to escape the station your beard size gets reset.
Are you a bad enough dude to grow a dorf sized beard?

Holy shit yes

GeeElAge wrote:Everybody starts without a beard. The more rounds you manage to escape on the shuttle/ pods your beard grows slightly longer. Every time you get cloned/ don't manage to escape the station your beard size gets reset.
Are you a bad enough dude to grow a dorf sized beard?

Yes.

Implement straight razors, (or the barber job) so that you can style your beards, but have them only stylable from certain stages

1 round survived - Clean Shaven ->
3 rounds survived - 5 o' clock shadow ->
5 rounds survived - Full Beard -> Hulk Hogan Mustache/Van Dike Mustache
7 rounds survived - Long Beard -> Braided
10 rounds survived - Very Long Beard ->
13 rounds survived - Very Very Long Beard -> Dorf Mustache
20 rounds survived - Elder Beard (admin spawned, fluff text is that central doesnt allow beards that go past your knees for safety reasons)
(if you are a antag on your 20th round however, (wizard, nuke ops) you will spawn with a elder beard, symbolizing your super fucking robust)


Dorf Mustache is end game, only the most robust of robust can get it.
Elder Beard is for the sacred few.

You could add player specific beards that only occur after x rounds survived.
IE: Oldman would have the fancy dual braid beard, but only after surviving 10 rounds.

GeeElAge wrote:Everybody starts without a beard. The more rounds you manage to escape on the shuttle/ pods your beard grows slightly longer. Every time you get cloned/ don't manage to escape the station your beard size gets reset.
Are you a bad enough dude to grow a dorf sized beard?

fuck yes

you just know that there are gonna be people using their tator rounds to go after whoever has the longest beard as well

Yes, implement this. Make beards removeable, like scalping someone but with a beard. Add a traitor objective to steal the beard of some crewman. A random crewman from the pool of people with the longest beards. Target the mouth on harm intent with a sharp weapon against any dead person with a beard to scalp it.

Reed with a dorf sized beard imagine

R E V I V E B A R B E R

John_Oxford wrote:Implement straight razors, (or the barber job) so that you can style your beards, but have them only stylable from certain stages

1 round survived - Clean Shaven ->
3 rounds survived - 5 o' clock shadow ->
5 rounds survived - Full Beard -> Hulk Hogan Mustache/Van Dike Mustache
7 rounds survived - Long Beard -> Braided
10 rounds survived - Very Long Beard ->
13 rounds survived - Very Very Long Beard -> Dorf Mustache
20 rounds survived - Elder Beard (admin spawned, fluff text is that central doesnt allow beards that go past your knees for safety reasons)
(if you are a antag on your 20th round however, (wizard, nuke ops) you will spawn with a elder beard, symbolizing your super fucking robust)


Dorf Mustache is end game, only the most robust of robust can get it.
Elder Beard is for the sacred few.

You could add player specific beards that only occur after x rounds survived.
IE: Oldman would have the fancy dual braid beard, but only after surviving 10 rounds.

This must fucking happen.

I have a feeling we need to just make this some sort of option, like either make new beard sprites just for this, or give the beards you use some special effects that you cannot attain any other way, not even magic mirror. Maybe have a list of customizable effects that you can choose, but I don't really want to throw away all the beards we have.

Rainbow beard if you survival 100 rouds in a row

GeeElAge wrote:Everybody starts without a beard. The more rounds you manage to escape on the shuttle/ pods your beard grows slightly longer. Every time you get cloned/ don't manage to escape the station your beard size gets reset.
Are you a bad enough dude to grow a dorf sized beard?

Captain: Take pictures of the crew returning, not putting out to sea.
Lt. Werner: Why?
Captain: They'll have grown beards by then. It would shame the Tommies to see mere boys give them Hell. Baby faces. Ones that should still suck mama's breast.

yes pls

I can think of a way to do this client-side, but sadly unless the beard count is encrypted people could just edit their save files to instantly have a long beard. To do it server-side you'd have to ask MSO.

EDIT: Even if it's encrypted there is nothing that could stop a replay attack (copypasting the ciphertext with your beardcount/your entire save file every time) without the server storing something so either way you'd need to do something with the server. Maybe I'm looking too deep into this but you just know someone is gonna cheat at dorf beards.

I don't think MSO could say no to anything beard-related.

I feel like this might cause some bad blood with people who normally have beards on their chars. It is still wicked cool though, and will give me a reason to go shave at the beginning of every shift to keep my smooth face

As lizard player I cannot count the amount of fucks I don't give.

Still, this might be interesting to observe.

I thought that you can make new DB entries without needing specific permission from MSO.

I'll code this but I'd prefer not using existing beards if possible, I dunno. I probably will.

How, the fuck did a joke shit thread get this fucking idea....

Does Barber's Aid work on faces? If it does, it will have to result in different beards from surviving your shift. Perhaps dropping a bottle of space chemicals on your face would result in a nasty, unkempt scraggly beard, while people who take care of their face fuzz get to keep it nice and proper.

Barber! Is! Back!

> See lord Dorf beard down the hall
> Pie their face
> shave beard
> Traitor greentext

Added a version of the above, but current customizable beards still exist. The earn your beard feature is opt in, but you get cool beard effects you can't get by any other means at all.

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/19367

you mad men fucking did it.

WHY! THIS THREAD WAS A FUCKING JOKE WHY!?

PlaugeWalker wrote:WHY! THIS THREAD WAS A FUCKING JOKE WHY!?

The real question is why was it removed.
Best addition so far to the game.

Akkryls wrote:

PlaugeWalker wrote:WHY! THIS THREAD WAS A FUCKING JOKE WHY!?

The real question is why was it removed.
Best addition so far to the game.

Was never added, at most it was test merged (Which is a temporary merger where the code NEVER enters the codebase officially, it's as the name implies, for tests)

Akkryls wrote:

PlaugeWalker wrote:WHY! THIS THREAD WAS A FUCKING JOKE WHY!?

The real question is why was it removed.
Best addition so far to the game.

Headcoders didn't like it, oh well. I'll look at another dumb idea some arbitrary day and take it into reality, that seems to be how I roll.

JJRcop wrote: Headcoders didn't like it, oh well. I'll look at another dumb idea some arbitrary day and take it into reality, that seems to be how I roll.

*nudge *nudge
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=7441

MrEousTranger wrote:

JJRcop wrote: Headcoders didn't like it, oh well. I'll look at another dumb idea some arbitrary day and take it into reality, that seems to be how I roll.

*nudge *nudge
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=7441

stop shilling yourself

My dream is dead.

GeeElAge wrote:My dream is dead.

Not yet