/tg/Station 13

Title says it all, wire + your basic chemistry grenade + pizza box made from cardboard = trapped pizza box.

I second this.

this

Only if it looks exactly like a standard pizza bomb when open. #DeathToMetagaming

Great, even less of a reason for people to trust me when I run around trying to deliver pizza.

As addition, make pizzas restore only half hungre when cold, with a chance to make you vomit.

Pizzas can only be kept warm in pizza boxes.

> he doesn't like cold pizza

Literally the worst kind of person

I like it, but it's just not healthy.

>Liking cold pizza
You're all barbarians.

Wyzack wrote:> he doesn't like cold pizza

Literally the worst kind of person

To the gallows with ye

I will eat that shit right out of the fridge

Wyzack wrote:I will eat that shit right out of the fridge

yeah man like after you eat it when it's warm and put it in the fridge later that night it's the best tasting pizza ever

idea is cool tho

warm pizza > microwaved pizza > cold pizza

Warm pizza > cold pizza >>>>>>>>>> microwaved pizza like seriously come on this is haram

Demon is right, pizza gets fucking nasty when you microwave it

There used to be this pizza chain in California called Pizza Guys and they were great out of the box, cold, and microwaved. Their pizza got all crunchy when you nuke it for a minute thirty.

i lied when i said microwaved i meant toasted. some pizzas are okay when microwaved, most aren't. but if you're gonna toast it it cant be a pop up toaster it has to be a toaster oven. toaster ovens are pretty good.

I ordered pizza once and the next day we were still eating it, so I told a friend how to use the toaster oven and I later came into the kitchen and saw a piece of pizza sticking straight out of a bread toaster

Though yeah toaster oven pizza is bad it gets all moist

if your toaster oven is making things moist you should consider getting a working toaster oven

well no like you know how if you put bread in the microwave it gets all moist, that's what it does to pizza, it sucks in the moisture and then pees on it

Saegrimr wrote:Great, even less of a reason for people to trust me when I run around trying to deliver pizza.

When there's a chef who's actually delivering pizzas I usually run up right next to them as I open the box. If there's a bomb, gg they're gibbed and no longer a threat. If it's just a harmless pizza then I just scored a nice meal from the chef and thank him.

Jacough wrote:

Saegrimr wrote:Great, even less of a reason for people to trust me when I run around trying to deliver pizza.

When there's a chef who's actually delivering pizzas I usually run up right next to them as I open the box. If there's a bomb, gg they're gibbed and no longer a threat. If it's just a harmless pizza then I just scored a nice meal from the chef and thank him.

>yfw the pizza is poisoned and kills you anyways