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calzilla1
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Autolathe

Post by calzilla1 » #229371

I know this should be in the "small suggestions" thread but this needs to be addressed. WHEN CAN WE QUERE FOR AUTO LATHES?! I don't think it's very fun for someone to stand there and press the syringe/ buckshot/ hand cuff button for 5 minutes so he can fill up one box of em. Also, you should be able to put cardboard in the machine so when it's done, it will spit out a box of em
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Re: Autolathe

Post by D&B » #229376

Just upgrade it
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you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
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Re: Autolathe

Post by WJohnston » #229380

I'd aboslutely love to have this applied to the autolathe, protolathe, circuit fab, and any other machine that takes time to print shit out.
Apparently I was an director or something.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by calzilla1 » #229412

D&B wrote:Just upgrade it
Ok, that changes it from standing mindlessly clicking a button for 5 minutes to 1 minute!
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Anonmare » #229421

Upgraded lathes shit stuff out in literally a milisecond.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by D&B » #229424

calzilla1 wrote:
D&B wrote:Just upgrade it
Ok, that changes it from standing mindlessly clicking a button for 5 minutes to 1 minute!
Sorry forgot you were literally retarded.

Upgraded lathes shit out stuff faster than fwoosh shits out shitposts.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote: that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
ColonicAcid wrote:and with enough practise i too could blow my own dick so well that only the gods know how it feels.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #229709

PREEETY DAMN FAST

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Re: Autolathe

Post by calzilla1 » #229889

D&B wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
D&B wrote:Just upgrade it
Ok, that changes it from standing mindlessly clicking a button for 5 minutes to 1 minute!
Sorry forgot you were literally retarded.

Upgraded lathes shit out stuff faster than fwoosh shits out shitposts.
No science team ever upgrades the cargo one... ever
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Autolathe

Post by letshavecake » #229903

calzilla1 wrote: No science team ever upgrades the cargo one... ever
Have you ever tried asking them to
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Re: Autolathe

Post by DemonFiren » #229906

calzilla1 wrote:
D&B wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
D&B wrote:Just upgrade it
Ok, that changes it from standing mindlessly clicking a button for 5 minutes to 1 minute!
Sorry forgot you were literally retarded.

Upgraded lathes shit out stuff faster than fwoosh shits out shitposts.
No science team ever upgrades the cargo one... ever
Proof that I should play sci more often.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by kevinz000 » #229924

someone stuff everyone into the shed.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by calzilla1 » #229964

letshavecake wrote:
calzilla1 wrote: No science team ever upgrades the cargo one... ever
Have you ever tried asking them to
Implying miners ever come back (with enough minerals)
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Armhulen » #245634

D&B wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
D&B wrote:Just upgrade it
Ok, that changes it from standing mindlessly clicking a button for 5 minutes to 1 minute!
Sorry forgot you were literally retarded.

Upgraded lathes shit out stuff faster than fwoosh shits out shitposts.
he's our shitposter, like a level one oldman.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #245664

Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
D&B wrote:Just upgrade it
Ok, that changes it from standing mindlessly clicking a button for 5 minutes to 1 minute!
Sorry forgot you were literally retarded.

Upgraded lathes shit out stuff faster than fwoosh shits out shitposts.
he's our shitposter, like a level one oldman.
Oldman is a quality poster, he's a level 1 fwoosh at the top of the slide slipping downwards.

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Re: Autolathe

Post by calzilla1 » #245671

??? What ever, though, what I said was true thought
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Weepo » #247517

He's right though, just add a queue or buttons to make 5x or 10x like the protolathe?
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Haevacht » #247551

Weepo wrote:He's right though, just add a queue or buttons to make 5x or 10x like the protolathe?
5x and 10x already exist.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Weepo » #247552

thats only for random shit though, you can't print 5x buckets or whatever.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Haevacht » #247564

Add more metal to the lathe.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Weepo » #247590

Haevacht wrote:Add more metal to the lathe.
It literally dosn't matter. You can add a hundred thousand sheets you can't print 10 buckets.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by XDTM » #247657

You can, in fact, print 5x or 10x of buckets or anything else; it was a recent change i made. An unupgraded autolathe is still pretty slow in any case, but at least now you can queue.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Haevacht » #247804

XDTM wrote:You can, in fact, print 5x or 10x of buckets or anything else; it was a recent change i made. An unupgraded autolathe is still pretty slow in any case, but at least now you can queue.
So Weepo, add, more, metal, to, the, lathe.

At least check to see if the feature exists before begging for it and making yourself look bad.
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Hikurac » #248494

I know this post has already been addressed, but I still find this funny. All these posts about "Just have it upgraded." Don't you just love it when people post workarounds, rather than encouraging fixes and features?
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Screemonster » #248808

How the fuck is "we made it so if you upgrade the autolathe it does the things you're asking for" not a feature
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Re: Autolathe

Post by Armhulen » #248815

Hikurac wrote:I know this post has already been addressed, but I still find this funny. All these posts about "Just have it upgraded." Don't you just love it when people post workarounds, rather than encouraging fixes and features?
QALITY UR LAFE
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Re: Autolathe

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #248825

Its like real life, if you want your toaster to butter your toast too YOU'VE GOT TO UPGRADE IT YOURSELF.

Get all home improvement on its ass.

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