/tg/Station 13

Suspicious Looking Guitar 20 tc
Suspicious Looking Electric Guitar 20 tc
Suspicious Looking Violin 20 tc
Suspicious Looking Piano 20 tc

I laughed really hard at suspicious looking piano, FUND THIS.

All I could picture for a syndiepiano was some looney tunes bullshit where you rig it to drop on someone.

A suspicious duffelbag containing a bunch of pro-Syndicate/anti Nanotrasen designer clothes, no fake chameleon stuff - only the real deal.
A permanently deactivated Syndiborg chassis.
A duffelbag full of plastitanium for Syndictate-fying your workplace.
A bag full of booby-trapped Syndicate equipment. Containing: An e-sword that impales the user, a backwards-shooting revolver, an exploding stetchkin, an emag that greatly electrocutes the user when used, a minibomb that explodes immediately, syndismokes that poison the smoker and a hardsuit that doesn't protect you from space, can't be removed and mutes you

Anonmare wrote:A suspicious duffelbag containing a bunch of pro-Syndicate/anti Nanotrasen designer clothes, no fake chameleon stuff - only the real deal.
A permanently deactivated Syndiborg chassis.
A duffelbag full of plastitanium for Syndictate-fying your workplace.
A bag full of booby-trapped Syndicate equipment. Containing: An e-sword that impales the user, a backwards-shooting revolver, an exploding stetchkin, an emag that greatly electrocutes the user when used, a minibomb that explodes immediately, syndismokes that poison the smoker and a hardsuit that doesn't protect you from space, can't be removed and mutes you

Please fucking fund this, right now.

PetRock wrote:Suspicious Looking Piano 20 tc

FUND IT.

Anonmare wrote:A suspicious duffelbag containing a bunch of pro-Syndicate/anti Nanotrasen designer clothes, no fake chameleon stuff - only the real deal.
A permanently deactivated Syndiborg chassis.
A duffelbag full of plastitanium for Syndictate-fying your workplace.
A bag full of booby-trapped Syndicate equipment. Containing: An e-sword that impales the user, a backwards-shooting revolver, an exploding stetchkin, an emag that greatly electrocutes the user when used, a minibomb that explodes immediately, syndismokes that poison the smoker and a hardsuit that doesn't protect you from space, can't be removed and mutes you

the boobytrapped emag should emag all of your bodyparts when used, all of your organs fly out of your body and start attacking people while your arms punch you to death

Onule wrote:

PetRock wrote:Suspicious Looking Piano 20 tc

FUND IT.

FUND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

danno wrote:

Onule wrote:

PetRock wrote:Suspicious Looking Piano 20 tc

FUND IT.

FUND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

FUND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Anonmare wrote:A bag full of booby-trapped Syndicate equipment. Containing: An e-sword that impales the user, a backwards-shooting revolver, an exploding stetchkin, an emag that greatly electrocutes the user when used, a minibomb that explodes immediately, syndismokes that poison the smoker and a hardsuit that doesn't protect you from space, can't be removed and mutes you

I'm pretty sure I put boobytrapped syndie metabreaker items in the minor suggestions forum once, back when voicechangers were only gas masks and sec would test them by putting them on and talking, I thought it'd be funny if they couldn't be removed and suffocated the wearer like that bit in Space: Above and Beyond where the guy puts the alien helmet on to try and disguise himself and it just smothers him to death
but then I realised the new traitor stealthkill meta would be to just run around stunning people and putting gas masks on them

Screemonster wrote:

Anonmare wrote:A bag full of booby-trapped Syndicate equipment. Containing: An e-sword that impales the user, a backwards-shooting revolver, an exploding stetchkin, an emag that greatly electrocutes the user when used, a minibomb that explodes immediately, syndismokes that poison the smoker and a hardsuit that doesn't protect you from space, can't be removed and mutes you

I'm pretty sure I put boobytrapped syndie metabreaker items in the minor suggestions forum once, back when voicechangers were only gas masks and sec would test them by putting them on and talking, I thought it'd be funny if they couldn't be removed and suffocated the wearer like that bit in Space: Above and Beyond where the guy puts the alien helmet on to try and disguise himself and it just smothers him to death
but then I realised the new traitor stealthkill meta would be to just run around stunning people and putting gas masks on them

Only the hardsuit could really be abused that way... and that actually sounds amazing. Make it an actual blood-red hardsuit in permanent combat mode.