Surplus Gimmicky Traitor Items

[Weepo]

Basically these items show up in the discount items roster at full price, they're basically expensive, niche or otherwise unworthy of mainstream use gear that the syndicate picked up the contracts for unwisely and is attempting to foist on its operatives for cheap cheap cheap!! Not always available you have to get these while they're hot.


Bee bee gun:Its a yellow and black plastic gun with a hexagonal drum clip, this high tech weapon has six chambers and each is a miniature cloning device that produces the deadly SPACE BEE. It works similar to the energy crossbow in that each chamber has a timer and once its up you can fire another bee. It has two firing modes: Random, which produces randomized toxic bees like you get now but has a RADICALLY longer cooldown, like ten seconds per chamber. The other mode is Custom, for custom you slot any reagent container you want to the gun and it will produce bees of that type for 3 units a pop at a much accelerated rate, allowing you to flood the station with unstable mutagen bees or whatever if you do the prep work.

Does not come with a bee keeper suit, buyer beware.


Grav cannon: The older, illegaler brother of the grey tide favorite the pneumatic cannon. The grav cannon is a shoulder mounted massive black and red box-like launcher that can be loaded with: anything. Yep, anything fired out of a grav cannon will fly hard and fast enough to embed and impale... ANYTHING. Targets hit by flying objects take damage based on object weight and generally get flung around and dismembered, the cons are that the thing does not fit in anything short of a bag of holding and slows the wielder down when held in the active hand. The upshot is you can impale people with anything!!! Armed proximity grenades will stick in you and go off when you move, piles of floor tiles will scythe down hallways cutting and killing, a bag of hatchets will turn a person into a pile of limbs and regret.


Book of the black and white arts: Mime only this evil book costs a third of your telecrystals. Multiple books unlock multiple powers. The black and white arts allow you to hone your natural mime telekinesis into: Producing imaginary weapons. Imaginary weapons have some similarities: They have no in hand sprite, they don't appear on the ground and vanish instantly when dropped. Each time you read a book you gain access to one of multiple weapon types including: Imaginary shurikens, imaginary baseball bat, imaginary knife, imaginary sword, imaginary gun. All the weapons do 'imaginary damage' which is basically brute and burn damage that decays directly into brain damage over time, meaning people will think they are getting better right up till they die from forgetting to breath.

Syndi-tech restocker kit: Taking nearly all your crystals you can buy a box containing a syndi-tech board and a restocker kit that lets you build a covert vending machine. The machine takes on the appearance of an innocuous vending machine and gives you a limited selection of stuff to buy, it takes telecrystals from mining and can make most things the uplink can provide. Emagging or hacking the device will drop the disguise, turning the machine black and red with a big syndicate hydra and allow you to buy even more deadly stuff, perfect for arming up a traitorous cargonia.

Rocket Hand autoimplanter: This autoimplanter goes in your arm and gives you a rocket hand, essentially its a reskinned version of the changeling tentacle, you activate it and 'shoot' your hand out on a big chain. Punching people, dragging them close, ect. Its stealthy enough till you start using it.

Heelies: A set of wheels you use on shoes to make them into heelies, You can toggle them to scoot along FAST but if you hit stuff you eat shit.

If you guys have any other fun ideas feel free to slap em here.

[Ezel]

Syndietool human hand labeler:can label yourself and mail yourself to any department

[Screemonster]

that bee gun thing needs to be an alternative to the ling armblade just because of half life

[Doctor Pork]

Syndietool human hand labeler:can label yourself and mail yourself to any department

Fund it. Implant bodies with bombs and mail them from science places.