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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #130323

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13:40 < Cheridan> >have to listen to dopeheads on the internet talk about how
weed is harmless >had a close friend who got high as fuck on
4/20 and got hit by a truck
13:41 < GUN_HOG> Well, it was the truck that harmed him.
13:41 < GUN_HOG> But..I realize how much of a jerk statement that was
13:41 < Cheridan> ban trucks
13:41 < GUN_HOG> So I retract it.
13:41 < oranges> Trucks don't kill humans
13:41 < oranges> drivers kills humans
13:41 < oranges> ban drivers
13:41 < oranges> leave us responsible truck owners alone
13:41 < NSOS> the only person who can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy
with a truck
13:42 < J_Madison> and yeah
13:42 < oranges> I lock my trucks up in a safe
13:42 < oranges> my trucks are to resist a goverment tyranny
13:42 < NSOS> ban assault trucks
13:42 < Cheridan> NOBODY NEEDS A HIGH POWER ASSAULT TRUCK
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #131781

14:14 <%NikNak|Mobile> Wtf is this conversation
14:14 < sorbet_oranges> that was a suprisingly quick
14:14 <%Shadowmobile> Double dongs
14:14 <%NikNak|Mobile> Hour long ass
14:14 <%NikNak|Mobile> Class
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by lollerderby » #131880

<Shaps> I'm a benevolent tumor
DEAD: Tim Ebow says, ">rylie talking shit and not actually doing anything again"
DEAD: Tim Ebow says, "What a twist"
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Shaps-cloud » #131881

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Miauw » #132093

>tfw #adminbus invades the #coderbus thread
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #135066

10:39 <%Remie> Mrs_Sybil: are you disconnecting oranges?
10:39 < Mrs_Sybil> Rem : Right, and you've been building guns for those Santas
in the woods, haven't you?
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Post by Remie Richards » #135073

oranges wrote:10:39 <%Remie> Mrs_Sybil: are you disconnecting oranges?
10:39 < Mrs_Sybil> Rem : Right, and you've been building guns for those Santas
in the woods, haven't you?

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by kevinz000 » #136617

[00:47] <kevinz000_> did tg crash
[00:48] <lollerderby> i killed it i think
[00:48] <lollerderby> woops
[00:48] <kevinz000_> LOLLER!! WHY!!
[00:48] == RescueRanger [~RescueRan@Rizon-8986B306.lns2.cha.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[00:48] <oranges> nice work
[00:48] <oranges> just blame it on kor
[00:49] <kevinz000_> brb leaking irc logs to forums
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #136626

kevinz000 wrote:[00:47] <kevinz000_> did tg crash
[00:48] <lollerderby> i killed it i think
[00:48] <lollerderby> woops
[00:48] <kevinz000_> LOLLER!! WHY!!
[00:48] == RescueRanger [~RescueRan@Rizon-8986B306.lns2.cha.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[00:48] <oranges> nice work
[00:48] <oranges> just blame it on kor
[00:49] <kevinz000_> brb leaking irc logs to forums
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #137982

17:12 winseculaAmianSe Wew is the new death word
17:12 *** winseculaAmianSe was kicked by Lunar (Watch your language!)
17:12 lollerderby l m a o
17:13 *** winseculaAmianSe joined
17:13 winseculaAmianSe Fuck
17:13 PeopleAreStrange haha
17:13 PeopleAreStrange what word?
17:13 winseculaAmianSe I forgot I'm not invincible with this name
17:13 winseculaAmianSe W e w
17:13 *** winseculaAmianSe was kicked by Lunar (Watch your language!)
17:13 PeopleAreStrange hahahhahhahahaha
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17:13 PeopleAreStrange omg
17:13 PeopleAreStrange cannot believ ethat worked XD
17:13 winseculaAmianSe Fuck I forgot I did the spelled out version too
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by NikNakFlak » #141870

<J_Madison> I spec some rounds to inspect game balance
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Thunder11 » #142385

[17:54.16] <%tkdrg> Remie|osu: can i kill your branch as well
[17:54.20] <%tkdrg> the one that got merged
[17:54.28] <TheGhostOfWhibyl1> [-tg-station] RemieRichards deleted RemieRichards-patch-devicetypeloop at 4e96442:-
https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/commit/4e96442
[17:54.31] <%Remie|osu> no
[17:54.39] <%tkdrg> aw i wanted to kill you
[17:54.43] <%tkdrg> i mean kill it
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
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Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Thunder11 » #142987

[17:51.47] * iamgoofball (~androirc@Rizon-842A3C80.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined channel #coderbus
[17:51.47] <Pirou> iamgoofball: You have 10 unread memos. You may read them by speaking in the channel.
[17:51.53] <J_Madison> LOL
[17:51.54] <iamgoofball> Jesus christ
[17:51.54] <Pirou> 2089 iamgoofball: <xxalpha> did you try pooling the beams
[17:51.56] <J_Madison> 10 memos
[17:51.59] <iamgoofball> Fuck
[17:52.00] <Pirou> 2090 iamgoofball: <oranges> hey, maybe try pooling the beams?
[17:52.07] <iamgoofball> Shit
[17:52.07] <Pirou> 2091 iamgoofball: <fish> Did you consider pooling the beams?
[17:52.10] <iamgoofball> Ass
[17:52.10] <Pirou> 2092 iamgoofball: <Dunc2> I would try pooling the beams
[17:52.16] <iamgoofball> Fuck your mother
[17:52.16] <Pirou> 2093 iamgoofball: <MrTonedOne> Yeah, I haven't had a chance to try beam pooling so maybe try that
[17:52.22] <iamgoofball> Eat shit and die
[17:52.22] <Pirou> 2094 iamgoofball: <MrPerson> Hey maybe if you pooled the beams, they'd go faster?
[17:52.40] <xxalpha> lmao i didnt see all of these
[17:52.43] <iamgoofball> It all returns to nothing
[17:52.43] <Pirou> 2095 iamgoofball: <Chocobro> I'VE GOT A BEAM YOU CAN POOL but seriously try pooling the beams
[17:53.03] <iamgoofball> Fyad
[17:53.03] <Pirou> 2096 iamgoofball: <MrStonedOne> oi! I think your beams are lagging, try pooling them
[17:53.14] <iamgoofball> www.pornhub.com
[17:53.14] <Pirou> 2097 iamgoofball: <remie> Have you tried turning pooling off and on again?
[17:53.24] <iamgoofball> www.xnxx.net
[17:53.24] <Pirou> 2098 iamgoofball: <Antur> Did you try pooling the beams
[17:53.43] <iamgoofball> www.somethingawful.com
[17:53.48] <iamgoofball> Its over
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Remie Richards » #142988

Thunder11 wrote:[17:51.47] * iamgoofball (~androirc@Rizon-842A3C80.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined channel #coderbus
[17:51.47] <Pirou> iamgoofball: You have 10 unread memos. You may read them by speaking in the channel.
[17:51.53] <J_Madison> LOL
[17:51.54] <iamgoofball> Jesus christ
[17:51.54] <Pirou> 2089 iamgoofball: <xxalpha> did you try pooling the beams
[17:51.56] <J_Madison> 10 memos
[17:51.59] <iamgoofball> Fuck
[17:52.00] <Pirou> 2090 iamgoofball: <oranges> hey, maybe try pooling the beams?
[17:52.07] <iamgoofball> Shit
[17:52.07] <Pirou> 2091 iamgoofball: <fish> Did you consider pooling the beams?
[17:52.10] <iamgoofball> Ass
[17:52.10] <Pirou> 2092 iamgoofball: <Dunc2> I would try pooling the beams
[17:52.16] <iamgoofball> Fuck your mother
[17:52.16] <Pirou> 2093 iamgoofball: <MrTonedOne> Yeah, I haven't had a chance to try beam pooling so maybe try that
[17:52.22] <iamgoofball> Eat shit and die
[17:52.22] <Pirou> 2094 iamgoofball: <MrPerson> Hey maybe if you pooled the beams, they'd go faster?
[17:52.40] <xxalpha> lmao i didnt see all of these
[17:52.43] <iamgoofball> It all returns to nothing
[17:52.43] <Pirou> 2095 iamgoofball: <Chocobro> I'VE GOT A BEAM YOU CAN POOL but seriously try pooling the beams
[17:53.03] <iamgoofball> Fyad
[17:53.03] <Pirou> 2096 iamgoofball: <MrStonedOne> oi! I think your beams are lagging, try pooling them
[17:53.14] <iamgoofball> http://www.pornhub.com
[17:53.14] <Pirou> 2097 iamgoofball: <remie> Have you tried turning pooling off and on again?
[17:53.24] <iamgoofball> http://www.xnxx.net
[17:53.24] <Pirou> 2098 iamgoofball: <Antur> Did you try pooling the beams
[17:53.43] <iamgoofball> http://www.somethingawful.com
[17:53.48] <iamgoofball> Its over
Rofl I wonder how many of these were impersonations or the legit people (I know one's an impersonation~)
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #143308

10:41 <%Remie> it's uh... it's actually 9:41 here
10:41 <%Remie> in the afternoon
....
10:42 < KorPhaeron> >using military time
10:42 < KorPhaeron> brits are so mysterious
....
10:42 <%Dunc> don't think that that's military time?
10:42 < KorPhaeron> wait no thats not military time
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Thunder11 » #143400

[09:46.17] <oranges> @memo Remie deeze
[09:46.17] <Pirou> oranges: 2134 to Remie.
[09:46.21] <oranges> @memo Remie NUTS
[09:46.21] <Pirou> oranges: 2135 to Remie.
[09:46.24] <oranges> @memo Remie hah
[09:46.24] <Pirou> oranges: 2136 to Remie.
[09:46.27] <oranges> @memo Remie GOTEM
[09:46.28] <Pirou> oranges: 2137 to Remie.
[09:46.51] <%Remie> no
[09:46.51] <Pirou> 2134 Remie: <oranges> deeze
[09:46.51] <%Remie> no
[09:46.52] <Pirou> 2135 Remie: <oranges> NUTS
[09:46.52] <%Remie> no
[09:46.52] <Pirou> 2136 Remie: <oranges> hah
[09:46.53] <%Remie> no
[09:46.53] <Pirou> 2137 Remie: <oranges> GOTEM
[09:46.54] <%Remie> no
[09:46.54] * Remie (Mibbit@Rizon-F94C7CBF.range86-155.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Connection closed)
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Remie Richards » #145978

21:45 Gun-Hog|mobile Arab wins again.
21:45 Gun-Hog|mobile Aran*
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Re: IRC quotes

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #147087

Shouldn't those be ovipositors?

Do xenos actually have pussy?
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #149295

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16:37	PKPenguin321	raz this is blackmail
16:38	Razharas	It is
16:38	PKPenguin321	i am being harassed
16:38	Razharas	RazHARAS
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16:38	Razharas	And raz is a russian prefix meaning an abundance of
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Anonmare » #149385

DemonFiren wrote:Shouldn't those be ovipositors?

Do xenos actually have pussy?
Yes

To both.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #149387

Anonmare wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Shouldn't those be ovipositors?

Do xenos actually have pussy?
Yes

To both.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #149843

< NikNakFlak> from my experience, saegrimr has zero bias
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Post by Saegrimr » #149844

oranges wrote:< NikNakFlak> from my experience, saegrimr has zero bias
lol wut
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Post by Shadowlight213 » #150079

<Mrs_Sybil> AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT : WATCHDOG | Server exit detected. Restarting server in -255566 seconds.

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Post by Shadowlight213 » #154011

<MrStonedOne> oh she wouldn't break the admin circlejerk, it would just be less gay, and thus, less fun
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<NikNak> TechnoAlchemist why the meme note
<TechnoAlchemist> new phone who is this
<NikNak> techno plz
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Post by tedward1337 » #163261

Double posting
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Post by Shaps-cloud » #163263

tedward1337 wrote:Double posting
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IRC quotes
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I don't have much to post from irc at the moment
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #171529

16:33 < iamgoofball> OH MY GOD IM A FUCKING IDIOT
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #177922

Discussing clockcult

11:37 < NikNak> tell him to get clockcult merged he has to remove shadowlight
11:38 < Bawhoppen> >remove shadowlight
11:38 <@Cheridan> NICE FRUEDIAN SLIP NIKLNIP
11:38 < Bawhoppen> I like how you think
11:38 <+KorPhaeron> now we know niknaks plan
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #182352

19:22 <%optimumtact> STEELPOINT PR
19:22 <%optimumtact> ALARM
19:22 < TheGhostOfWhibyl1> [tgstation] Steelpoint opened pull request #18099:
Armour Value Changes (master...ArmourBranch)
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/18099
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #183358

13:39 < hg|work> i probably have #coderbus to thank for my professional success
13:39 < Man_Shroom> hahahaha
13:39 <%oranges> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13:39 < paprika> what success
13:39 < Man_Shroom> what professional succ
13:39 <%oranges> he's a minder for kids with autism
13:39 <%oranges> bada bing
13:39 < Sidon> ahahaha
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by NikNakFlak » #186893

<Bawhoppen> tg is dying
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #187150

14:27 < KazeEspada> *dusts off .dm skillz*
14:28 < KazeEspada> Meme of the day
14:28 -!- oranges changed the topic of #coderbus to: 1 fix 1 feature | ss
freeze for mso | meme of the day: *dusts of .dm skillz*
14:29 < hg|work> *unsheathes IDE*
14:29 < hg|work> *teleports behind you*
14:29 < hg|work> *troubleshoots bug*
14:29 < hg|work> *it was a byond issue*
14:29 <%oranges> nothing personnel kid
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Wyzack » #187153

I feel like the fact that I read all that and laughed aloud is kind of weird. In the context of human existence think of how weird that bunch of sentences is, and how much context you need to understand the joke
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Post by IrishWristWatch0 » #192285

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #194940

10:21 <%oranges> oh my god guys I have the best ruin idea
10:21 <%oranges> coderbus
10:21 <%oranges> as
10:21 <%oranges> a
10:21 <%oranges> ruin
10:21 <%oranges> BOOM
10:22 * oranges drops mic
10:22 <%Remie> how would that work
....
10:22 <%oranges> it's a station with references to me
10:22 < Cheridan> just a bus and then a ton of faggots
10:22 <%oranges> lmao
10:22 < Cheridan> and 1 orange
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Post by 420weedscopes » #195787

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by onleavedontatme » #196082

<ma44> what's the fastest way to kill someone as a chemist
<sawu> shoot them to death?
<J_Madison> 50u chloral
<sawu> chloral is shit now innit?
<J_Madison> Nope
<J_Madison> 50u chloral still kills in ~10 or less afaik
<sawu> oh okay
<sawu> thought chloral got a nerf
<J_Madison> no point dicking around with cocktails sawu since a good cuck is like 2 seconds different
<J_Madison> cock*
<J_Madison> fuck
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #196089

50u of chloral takes way way longer than that
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by InsaneHyena » #196090

oranges wrote:13:40 < Cheridan> >have to listen to dopeheads on the internet talk about how
weed is harmless >had a close friend who got high as fuck on
4/20 and got hit by a truck
13:41 < GUN_HOG> Well, it was the truck that harmed him.
13:41 < GUN_HOG> But..I realize how much of a jerk statement that was
13:41 < Cheridan> ban trucks
13:41 < GUN_HOG> So I retract it.
13:41 < oranges> Trucks don't kill humans
13:41 < oranges> drivers kills humans
13:41 < oranges> ban drivers
13:41 < oranges> leave us responsible truck owners alone
13:41 < NSOS> the only person who can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy
with a truck
13:42 < J_Madison> and yeah
13:42 < oranges> I lock my trucks up in a safe
13:42 < oranges> my trucks are to resist a goverment tyranny
13:42 < NSOS> ban assault trucks
13:42 < Cheridan> NOBODY NEEDS A HIGH POWER ASSAULT TRUCK
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #196113

Don't you mean you reTRUCKt it, Gunhog?
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #199702

An old meme buzzes back in

00:05 <%oranges> https://twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/statu ... 3265039361 iamgoofball
00:07 < Thunder11> Bee movie 2 yes
00:07 < iamgoofball> B E E M O V I E 2
00:07 < Thunder11> We need more movie scripts to recite in full
00:07 < iamgoofball> This better bee happening for reals
00:07 <%oranges> BEE 2, THE BEEVENGANING
00:08 < Thunder11> Yeah, we can't have all this buzz for nothing, can we?
00:08 <%oranges> Frankly I can't beeleive it
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #200498

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Anonmare » #200627

<hg|laptop> why cant i spawn meteors from IRC
<hg|laptop> what kind of shitty coders do we have
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by NikNakFlak » #203668

<J_Madison> I have never made a non-legitimate ahelp on tgstation.
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