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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Screemonster » #136338

Bottom post of the previous page:

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Gun Hog » #136402

Apparently, a spider generation virus exists on another codebase. We must port it. At once.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #136416

a spider what. How does that even work.
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Post by Gun Hog » #136420

It works just like the bee or butterfly viruses, except with spiders. You cough up spiderlings, much as a changeling does.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #136421

port immediately and toss it in a virus crate.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by ThanatosRa » #136713

Repeat from long ago. Fridge magnets. Stick them on things. Putting them on the AI and Borgs adds harmless Ion laws for each one.
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Post by TheNightingale » #136774

Actually not a bad idea, but only if you EMP the magnets first (to, uh... put ionic charge in them?).
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #136827

ThanatosRa wrote:Repeat from long ago. Fridge magnets. Stick them on things. Putting them on the AI and Borgs adds harmless Ion laws for each one.

yeah this would be pretty funny
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by PKPenguin321 » #136998

let's make xenos always have the GODMODE flag on at all times, move 4x faster, and have infinite plasma. also, let's let all the abilities of every xeno type be used by all xenos, because it only makes sense. also, the queen should have four times her current health, and have a passive jetpack effect so she cant get lost in space. it's only fair because she's supposed to be the strongest, right? let's also let xenos do everything humans can do, literally everything, but also do it 8x faster. it's only fair, they're the superior species, right? also, there should be no delay on making facehuggers (why would a xeno lay eggs? its an alien, sheesh! they dont need eggs!), facehuggers should have 20x their current range (and be able to burrow through obstacles), completely ignore any kind of masks or shields, and instantly turn the target into a xeno instead of having them have a chance to remove the larva. it's only fair since xenos are so reliant on facehuggers in the early game, right guys? gosh, xenos are so underpowered.

also, does anybody know how to make new species selectable at roundstart?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by TheNightingale » #137004

The one about giving them a jetpack isn't actually that bad. They do need some way to manoeuvre in space - so many aliens accidentally space themselves and can't get back.
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Post by Cheimon » #137012

TheNightingale wrote:The one about giving them a jetpack isn't actually that bad. They do need some way to manoeuvre in space - so many aliens accidentally space themselves and can't get back.
Having said that, spacing the queen is an important plot point in Aliens as a final way to get rid of it. Giving them jetpacks would make them much more powerful and remove them further from the film canon.
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Post by Takeguru » #137037

I'd say give them an ability on a timed recharge, gives them a boost in a direction a la fire extinguisher
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #137059

>joke about buffing xenos in the shitty ideas thread
>people are now seriously talking about buffing xenos
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Post by Anonmare » #137120

Skeletons should be healed by drinking milk
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Post by peoplearestrange » #137121

Make all pet's fox's, dogs are too expensive to breed in space.
Whatever
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Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by confused rock » #137163

Wizards should be able to get a finger gun. makes a pew sound effect when fired, cannot be dropped, and has infinite ammo.
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Post by Anonmare » #137169

Wizards should be able to designate an arch-enemy for an extra magic charge and make another Wizard who is in direct opposition to the original Wizard.
Their arch-nemesis has just as many charges as they do and roughly the same abilities but they both don't have access to certain abilities, like Lich. The Rival's goal is to kill the original wizard and accomplish their objective to prove that they are the superior Wizard while the original's objectives remain unchanged.

Both spawn on the wizard ship but can't hurt each other because neutral ground/contract magic/fiat from powerful arch-mages known only as "Admins".
For bonus fun, both take an apprentice for extra fun
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Post by TheNightingale » #137175

Anonmare wrote:Wizards should be able to designate an arch-enemy for an extra magic charge and make another Wizard who is in direct opposition to the original Wizard.
Their arch-nemesis has just as many charges as they do and roughly the same abilities but they both don't have access to certain abilities, like Lich. The Rival's goal is to kill the original wizard and accomplish their objective to prove that they are the superior Wizard while the original's objectives remain unchanged.

Both spawn on the wizard ship but can't hurt each other because neutral ground/contract magic/fiat from powerful arch-mages known only as "Admins".
For bonus fun, both take an apprentice for extra fun
Wrong thread, it's like Ragin' Mages but better.
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Post by newfren » #137180

peoplearestrange wrote:pet's fox's
neither of these needed apostrophes and i thought it was important that you know
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Post by Helios » #137182

AI needs a holostamp it can use to stamp papers
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Post by peoplearestrange » #137232

newfren wrote:
peoplearestrange wrote:pet's fox's
neither of these needed apostrophes and i thought it was important that you know
Thank you! I see my copywriter is on point with his duties.
Whatever
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by DemonFiren » #137246

>your copywriter

You're replacing me?
You're in breach of contract. Pay me 1500 lizards.
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Post by 1g88a » #137318

Make the voice changer a mic system that can be placed in any (maybe make it impossible to remove the bug for balance's sake). If Sec suspects you of having traitor gear they'll test for everything half the time so this just protects against the gasmask=suspicious meta.
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Post by Screemonster » #137434

1g88a wrote:Make the voice changer a mic system that can be placed in any (maybe make it impossible to remove the bug for balance's sake). If Sec suspects you of having traitor gear they'll test for everything half the time so this just protects against the gasmask=suspicious meta.
why did you post this in this thread, metabreakers pretty rarely count as shitty suggestions
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Post by Anonmare » #137436

1g88a wrote:Make the voice changer a mic system that can be placed in any (maybe make it impossible to remove the bug for balance's sake). If Sec suspects you of having traitor gear they'll test for everything half the time so this just protects against the gasmask=suspicious meta.
Actually this isn't a shitty idea. I agree, a major deficiency in stealth/disguised traitor gear is that everyone knows what it looks like and makes you look suspicious. Like an Assistant wearing brown shoes or a HoP carrying a gasmask in their backpack.
Speaking seriously for a moment, I'd like if the no-slips come in a random colour and the Chameleon Jumpsuit comes as part of a set (I.E. Jumpsuit, Shoes, Gloves, Hat, Exosuit, Headset and belt)

For balancing; the headset would be useless and incapable of transmitting or receiving (By default: looks like a non-departmental headset on examine), the belt is also completely decorative but can look like anything from a toolbelt to a medibelt or a military belt if you're an utter meme (looks like a black fannypack when not calibrated), the exosuit can look like most other exosuits but can hold a greater variety of items - like an O2 tank when it's disguised as a labcoat which makes it look odd. Similar to Changeling fleshclothes come to think of it but can be calibrated and removed with the downside of going haywire when EMP'd.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by invisty » #137461

Add an emag effect to the gravity generator to have it randomly move the gravity left, right, up, down, pinning players and objects against the walls...
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Post by DemonFiren » #137462

Only if all players turn blue.
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Post by 1g88a » #137658

Additional objectives for traitors that by nature can't be tracked and are just there to encourage them to antag in an interesting way/give them an alternative if they don't like or care about getting greentext for their primary.
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Post by invisty » #139243

People who don't roleplay should lose rule 1 protection. :3
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Post by TheNightingale » #139257

invisty wrote:People who don't roleplay should lose rule 1 protection. :3
Not sure if wrong thread...
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Post by 1g88a » #139264

Double Agents only the traitors must kill ALL of the other traitors for their greentext. Dress it up as some sort of Tiger Cooperative secret gladiatorial competition using NT property as their arena.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #139498

To celebrate the release of the new Star Wars movie, add a crossguard to the energy swords.
Bring back papercult.

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Post by 1g88a » #139540

Traitor/Ops WP grenade. Weak explosion that sends out several shards of white phosphorous shrapnel that embeds+sets target on fire until removed.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #139812

InsaneHyena wrote:To celebrate the release of the new Star Wars movie, add a crossguard to the energy swords.
might be funny to make a joke item like this where if you attach a an energy dagger to an esword, you get the whole T shaped esword and every time you swing it you take some burn damage with a message saying it cuts into your hand
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Post by Zilenan91 » #139813

What if we added clown borgs that couldn't be synced to AI laws, their only objectives being to Honk the crew

They would have infinite, 5 minute cooldown banana dispenser
Look like a clown
Have a water sprayer
Airhorn cannon that makes people deaf and stuns them
blow-up cuffs that can be broken out of in 5 seconds
Made by putting 10 bananium in a cyborg exoskeleton then tossing in a brain

Is this the worst idea ever?
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Post by Deitus » #139814

Zilenan91 wrote:What if we added clown borgs that couldn't be synced to AI laws, their only objectives being to Honk the crew

They would have infinite, 5 minute cooldown banana dispenser
Look like a clown
Have a water sprayer
Airhorn cannon that makes people deaf and stuns them
blow-up cuffs that can be broken out of in 5 seconds
Made by putting 10 bananium in a cyborg exoskeleton then tossing in a brain

Is this the worst idea ever?
i actually wholly support this, though i know it will never happen =/
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Post by DemonFiren » #139816

They should only be slaved to an AI if it has been carded into a HONK.
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Post by 1g88a » #139821

Make the Hand of God gods the deities from a certain popular color-coded space pantheon.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #139823

that's godus you're talking about right?
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Post by 1g88a » #139826

Zilenan91 wrote:that's godus you're talking about right?
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Post by Saegrimr » #139947

More severe Ion Storm variant that just takes the current law list and shuffles them around.

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Post by 1g88a » #139967

Ionic laws sets inspired by
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #139988

on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.
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Post by bandit » #140057

Hacking the mining equipment vendor gives miners the ability to purchase a swarmer shell to use on the asteroid.
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Post by Cheimon » #140093

PKPenguin321 wrote:on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.
Related: Tamarimov, where you can only speak in allegory. "Shaka, when the walls fell." "Temba, his arms wide."
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Post by Zilenan91 » #140109

bandit wrote:Hacking the mining equipment vendor gives miners the ability to purchase a swarmer shell to use on the asteroid.

There's like 4 or 5 mining vendors on Box alone
If we don't want every round to turn into swarmers, we could always make it so that if you emag an alien toy it can dispense an alien embryo into people. Aliens are way way easier to deal with than swarmers.
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Post by Zellion » #140127

mining vendor should give you an mp3 player that can be equipped on your ear and plays a loop of dwarf fortress music
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Post by 1g88a » #140203

Zellion wrote:mining vendor should give you an mp3 player that can be equipped on your ear and plays a loop of dwarf fortress music
This is the poor idea thread, not the good idea thread.
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Post by BeardtongueV1 » #140207

Is there even a word for posting good things ironically?
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Post by ChangelingRain » #140245

Saegrimr wrote:More severe Ion Storm variant that just takes the current law list and shuffles them around.

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This isn't a bad idea though? This is an excellent idea.
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Takeguru
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Takeguru » #140979

PKPenguin321 wrote:on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.
Only if admins still ban humans and lizards that try to communicate back in symbols, unless they type the full name out for each one.
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