Ask Nanotrasen

[IcePacks]

hi, i've been an employee for almost eleven years now

can i have a promotion already

[IrishWristWatch0]

hi, i've been an employee for almost eleven years now

can i have a promotion already

No.

[IcePacks]

sigh

[PKPenguin321]

*INCOMING SIGNAL*

Oh, bryce, when will you learn that this is all secretly a ḏ͍͙͍̙̙ͅe̝͕̰͉̦͠ͅrͅe͔̖͇͠l̖̮̻̝̮̻i̴̺̥͚̫c̛̗̟̰ͅt̷̤e̱̫̞̖͟ͅd̰͎̱͎̀ slave ship system and promises of payment are just what they tell you to keep you working, but really the o͖̻̪͙p̹̬̮̱̍͆e̤͑́r͚ͩ̒̈̆̈͆ͪa̼̤̤̘̯̝̘ͪ͋̑̌͐ͣtoͪ́͗r̰̭̲̟̖̱ͯͨ͛́s̭͖̰̗̈́̒̒̽ ͨ̏o̤͇̝͓̱̯ͅf̋̎ͨ̒͂͂ ̗̼̤̤̤̲͗ͥt̃̔ͪ̅͆ͪ̆h̉ͬ͛e̻̬̝̫ ̬͕̝͖̹͕ͅw̫͉̪̲̿́͛͆h̭̟̦̱̽ͮ̄ͤ͋o̐ͪͧ̓̐ͫ̎l̳̤̩ͩe̹͒̾ ̺̰̙ṣ̞̀y̙̥ͩ̅̊ͤ̌̊̚s̰͈̖̿̑̓t̝̼̮̼̦̬̊̏̋ͨe̜m̻̹ ̙͉̰͕͕̔ͦ̈̂̚d͔̯̖ͣ̓͆i͉̮̯̯̫͚͎ė̖͚͍͉ͧͪͥd͓̲ͤ̅ ̎̎̌o̖̫͗ͬ̐̐f̗ͭͣ̾͂̆f̤͈̺͕̙̺̳̌̆͗ͮ ̪̻ͦͯl̺̩̙ȍ̜͍̮̀ͨ́̀n̺͕̬͔ͬͭͨͤͮ̿̔g͈̩͕͉͍͆͑̿̂͛ ̙̹͍̩͚̤̑̒̍͗͗ͅa̭̻̠g̘̱̎̐͊͋o̟͓̯̲͋ͯ̏̉ͬ̃͊ and the whole process is ả̈́͑̓̃ͤù̾̑ͯ̈́t̊̅oͧ̂̔̑̈̉m̎͛̂ͤ̓aͤ̀͆t̔ͪe̾͋͋ͫdͮ̆, leaving thousands of i̶̐̋ͤͧ͘d̷ͨ͂҉eͥ̋̌̓̈́n̛͗̓̊ͭ͑͒t̸̵̉̅̂ͫ̇ͤ̄͌͞í̾͌̽ͩ̕͡cͭ̑̕͠a͌͐ͦ̅̐̚l̶̒̈́ ͬͯ̇ͥ̆̑̒ͦ͜š̸̡ͪ̈́̓͐̓͞pͥ̑̔͑̽̓̑̅̏a̷ͯc̨̛͋ͭe̛̽͋̌͝ ̛̓̓͘͘s̈ͪͦ̀ͬ͠tͧͬaͤͥ̾̌͂̄̀̕͜tͪ̐̀͠i͐͆̅̑̂̉͠ò̶͐ͤͨ͘͘ņͪ͡͞ ͩ1̐̓ͧͣͥ̀3͑̈͂ͣ̉̚s͗ͥ͆̔ͧͪ͋ͪ́͟ being constructed and filled with cĺo̡ņè̸d̴͝͡ ̛c̀͏r҉̀͡e͡ẃ̡ who are going more and more i̵̡n̴͠s̴͠͞͞a̶͡n̸͟͢e͘͘ ̸͢͢͡w̸҉҉́i̛͝t̡҉̵̛h̵̴ ̡̀́͡b̷͠͏l̡̨͏͏̕ơ̷͟ǫ̸͏̸̛d̷̡͡l̴̢̡͜͟u͏̷̕s̷͞t̢̛͝͡ every waking hour of their m҉̸̬i̛͇͕s͏̼͓̰͙e͈̰̼̯̞͇͕̪͎͜͠r̗̤̞̹͎̱͠a̷̺̲̲̲̼̥̠͙͝ͅb̷̪̮̞̼̘̠͔̀l҉͖̖̞̱è͙͚̹̥̮̜͡,̜̯̯ ̸̠̗̺̮̖͈̠̗͍̕͡a̴̷̖̮̱̫ͅr̖̼̮̗̘̖̞̞͟͢͝t͇͞i̷̢̞̞̰̰͖̣̠f͝͏̝̥̥̣̼̞ì̵͇͇̟͡c̡͇̮̣̙͡i͉͎̠̣̝ͅa͏̵̡̼̮̞l̛̹͚̺̳͔͖̗͎̯͢,̢̤̺̠̜͖̱̕͘ ҉̭̙̺͢p҉͇̘ǫ̱̲͍̬̟̫͉͜i̵̵̖n̵͕͇͍͉͔̥̜̗t̟̺̱͞ͅl̨͍̻̞̼e̴̲͓͇̤̲̣̮͡s̷̤̼͞ś̱̩̮̣ ̷̴͇̱̝͢ļ̶̙͎̬̪̭̞͉̠͔̀i̧͍̟̞̠̞͍̗͝v̸̛̻̗̝͓͉̕e̖̘͖̬ş̙͙͙̳̯̥?̻̤

*SIGNAL LOST*

[Drynwyn]

*INCOMING SIGNAL*

Oh, bryce, when will you learn that this is all secretly a ḏ͍͙͍̙̙ͅe̝͕̰͉̦͠ͅrͅe͔̖͇͠l̖̮̻̝̮̻i̴̺̥͚̫c̛̗̟̰ͅt̷̤e̱̫̞̖͟ͅd̰͎̱͎̀ slave ship system and promises of payment are just what they tell you to keep you working, but really the o͖̻̪͙p̹̬̮̱̍͆e̤͑́r͚ͩ̒̈̆̈͆ͪa̼̤̤̘̯̝̘ͪ͋̑̌͐ͣtoͪ́͗r̰̭̲̟̖̱ͯͨ͛́s̭͖̰̗̈́̒̒̽ ͨ̏o̤͇̝͓̱̯ͅf̋̎ͨ̒͂͂ ̗̼̤̤̤̲͗ͥt̃̔ͪ̅͆ͪ̆h̉ͬ͛e̻̬̝̫ ̬͕̝͖̹͕ͅw̫͉̪̲̿́͛͆h̭̟̦̱̽ͮ̄ͤ͋o̐ͪͧ̓̐ͫ̎l̳̤̩ͩe̹͒̾ ̺̰̙ṣ̞̀y̙̥ͩ̅̊ͤ̌̊̚s̰͈̖̿̑̓t̝̼̮̼̦̬̊̏̋ͨe̜m̻̹ ̙͉̰͕͕̔ͦ̈̂̚d͔̯̖ͣ̓͆i͉̮̯̯̫͚͎ė̖͚͍͉ͧͪͥd͓̲ͤ̅ ̎̎̌o̖̫͗ͬ̐̐f̗ͭͣ̾͂̆f̤͈̺͕̙̺̳̌̆͗ͮ ̪̻ͦͯl̺̩̙ȍ̜͍̮̀ͨ́̀n̺͕̬͔ͬͭͨͤͮ̿̔g͈̩͕͉͍͆͑̿̂͛ ̙̹͍̩͚̤̑̒̍͗͗ͅa̭̻̠g̘̱̎̐͊͋o̟͓̯̲͋ͯ̏̉ͬ̃͊ and the whole process is ả̈́͑̓̃ͤù̾̑ͯ̈́t̊̅oͧ̂̔̑̈̉m̎͛̂ͤ̓aͤ̀͆t̔ͪe̾͋͋ͫdͮ̆, leaving thousands of i̶̐̋ͤͧ͘d̷ͨ͂҉eͥ̋̌̓̈́n̛͗̓̊ͭ͑͒t̸̵̉̅̂ͫ̇ͤ̄͌͞í̾͌̽ͩ̕͡cͭ̑̕͠a͌͐ͦ̅̐̚l̶̒̈́ ͬͯ̇ͥ̆̑̒ͦ͜š̸̡ͪ̈́̓͐̓͞pͥ̑̔͑̽̓̑̅̏a̷ͯc̨̛͋ͭe̛̽͋̌͝ ̛̓̓͘͘s̈ͪͦ̀ͬ͠tͧͬaͤͥ̾̌͂̄̀̕͜tͪ̐̀͠i͐͆̅̑̂̉͠ò̶͐ͤͨ͘͘ņͪ͡͞ ͩ1̐̓ͧͣͥ̀3͑̈͂ͣ̉̚s͗ͥ͆̔ͧͪ͋ͪ́͟ being constructed and filled with cĺo̡ņè̸d̴͝͡ ̛c̀͏r҉̀͡e͡ẃ̡ who are going more and more i̵̡n̴͠s̴͠͞͞a̶͡n̸͟͢e͘͘ ̸͢͢͡w̸҉҉́i̛͝t̡҉̵̛h̵̴ ̡̀́͡b̷͠͏l̡̨͏͏̕ơ̷͟ǫ̸͏̸̛d̷̡͡l̴̢̡͜͟u͏̷̕s̷͞t̢̛͝͡ every waking hour of their m҉̸̬i̛͇͕s͏̼͓̰͙e͈̰̼̯̞͇͕̪͎͜͠r̗̤̞̹͎̱͠a̷̺̲̲̲̼̥̠͙͝ͅb̷̪̮̞̼̘̠͔̀l҉͖̖̞̱è͙͚̹̥̮̜͡,̜̯̯ ̸̠̗̺̮̖͈̠̗͍̕͡a̴̷̖̮̱̫ͅr̖̼̮̗̘̖̞̞͟͢͝t͇͞i̷̢̞̞̰̰͖̣̠f͝͏̝̥̥̣̼̞ì̵͇͇̟͡c̡͇̮̣̙͡i͉͎̠̣̝ͅa͏̵̡̼̮̞l̛̹͚̺̳͔͖̗͎̯͢,̢̤̺̠̜͖̱̕͘ ҉̭̙̺͢p҉͇̘ǫ̱̲͍̬̟̫͉͜i̵̵̖n̵͕͇͍͉͔̥̜̗t̟̺̱͞ͅl̨͍̻̞̼e̴̲͓͇̤̲̣̮͡s̷̤̼͞ś̱̩̮̣ ̷̴͇̱̝͢ļ̶̙͎̬̪̭̞͉̠͔̀i̧͍̟̞̠̞͍̗͝v̸̛̻̗̝͓͉̕e̖̘͖̬ş̙͙͙̳̯̥?̻̤

*SIGNAL LOST*

new headcanon

[PlaugeWalker]

Dear NT,

Can you please explain why I'm up to my knees in bloody gibs, and why there's a cult praising the singularity like a god?

[IrishWristWatch0]

Dear NT,

Can you please explain why I'm up to my knees in bloody gibs, and why there's a cult praising the singularity like a god?

"Other duties as assigned"

[IcePacks]

*INCOMING SIGNAL*

Oh, bryce, when will you learn that this is all secretly a ḏ͍͙͍̙̙ͅe̝͕̰͉̦͠ͅrͅe͔̖͇͠l̖̮̻̝̮̻i̴̺̥͚̫c̛̗̟̰ͅt̷̤e̱̫̞̖͟ͅd̰͎̱͎̀ slave ship system and promises of payment are just what they tell you to keep you working, but really the o͖̻̪͙p̹̬̮̱̍͆e̤͑́r͚ͩ̒̈̆̈͆ͪa̼̤̤̘̯̝̘ͪ͋̑̌͐ͣtoͪ́͗r̰̭̲̟̖̱ͯͨ͛́s̭͖̰̗̈́̒̒̽ ͨ̏o̤͇̝͓̱̯ͅf̋̎ͨ̒͂͂ ̗̼̤̤̤̲͗ͥt̃̔ͪ̅͆ͪ̆h̉ͬ͛e̻̬̝̫ ̬͕̝͖̹͕ͅw̫͉̪̲̿́͛͆h̭̟̦̱̽ͮ̄ͤ͋o̐ͪͧ̓̐ͫ̎l̳̤̩ͩe̹͒̾ ̺̰̙ṣ̞̀y̙̥ͩ̅̊ͤ̌̊̚s̰͈̖̿̑̓t̝̼̮̼̦̬̊̏̋ͨe̜m̻̹ ̙͉̰͕͕̔ͦ̈̂̚d͔̯̖ͣ̓͆i͉̮̯̯̫͚͎ė̖͚͍͉ͧͪͥd͓̲ͤ̅ ̎̎̌o̖̫͗ͬ̐̐f̗ͭͣ̾͂̆f̤͈̺͕̙̺̳̌̆͗ͮ ̪̻ͦͯl̺̩̙ȍ̜͍̮̀ͨ́̀n̺͕̬͔ͬͭͨͤͮ̿̔g͈̩͕͉͍͆͑̿̂͛ ̙̹͍̩͚̤̑̒̍͗͗ͅa̭̻̠g̘̱̎̐͊͋o̟͓̯̲͋ͯ̏̉ͬ̃͊ and the whole process is ả̈́͑̓̃ͤù̾̑ͯ̈́t̊̅oͧ̂̔̑̈̉m̎͛̂ͤ̓aͤ̀͆t̔ͪe̾͋͋ͫdͮ̆, leaving thousands of i̶̐̋ͤͧ͘d̷ͨ͂҉eͥ̋̌̓̈́n̛͗̓̊ͭ͑͒t̸̵̉̅̂ͫ̇ͤ̄͌͞í̾͌̽ͩ̕͡cͭ̑̕͠a͌͐ͦ̅̐̚l̶̒̈́ ͬͯ̇ͥ̆̑̒ͦ͜š̸̡ͪ̈́̓͐̓͞pͥ̑̔͑̽̓̑̅̏a̷ͯc̨̛͋ͭe̛̽͋̌͝ ̛̓̓͘͘s̈ͪͦ̀ͬ͠tͧͬaͤͥ̾̌͂̄̀̕͜tͪ̐̀͠i͐͆̅̑̂̉͠ò̶͐ͤͨ͘͘ņͪ͡͞ ͩ1̐̓ͧͣͥ̀3͑̈͂ͣ̉̚s͗ͥ͆̔ͧͪ͋ͪ́͟ being constructed and filled with cĺo̡ņè̸d̴͝͡ ̛c̀͏r҉̀͡e͡ẃ̡ who are going more and more i̵̡n̴͠s̴͠͞͞a̶͡n̸͟͢e͘͘ ̸͢͢͡w̸҉҉́i̛͝t̡҉̵̛h̵̴ ̡̀́͡b̷͠͏l̡̨͏͏̕ơ̷͟ǫ̸͏̸̛d̷̡͡l̴̢̡͜͟u͏̷̕s̷͞t̢̛͝͡ every waking hour of their m҉̸̬i̛͇͕s͏̼͓̰͙e͈̰̼̯̞͇͕̪͎͜͠r̗̤̞̹͎̱͠a̷̺̲̲̲̼̥̠͙͝ͅb̷̪̮̞̼̘̠͔̀l҉͖̖̞̱è͙͚̹̥̮̜͡,̜̯̯ ̸̠̗̺̮̖͈̠̗͍̕͡a̴̷̖̮̱̫ͅr̖̼̮̗̘̖̞̞͟͢͝t͇͞i̷̢̞̞̰̰͖̣̠f͝͏̝̥̥̣̼̞ì̵͇͇̟͡c̡͇̮̣̙͡i͉͎̠̣̝ͅa͏̵̡̼̮̞l̛̹͚̺̳͔͖̗͎̯͢,̢̤̺̠̜͖̱̕͘ ҉̭̙̺͢p҉͇̘ǫ̱̲͍̬̟̫͉͜i̵̵̖n̵͕͇͍͉͔̥̜̗t̟̺̱͞ͅl̨͍̻̞̼e̴̲͓͇̤̲̣̮͡s̷̤̼͞ś̱̩̮̣ ̷̴͇̱̝͢ļ̶̙͎̬̪̭̞͉̠͔̀i̧͍̟̞̠̞͍̗͝v̸̛̻̗̝͓͉̕e̖̘͖̬ş̙͙͙̳̯̥?̻̤

*SIGNAL LOST*

look, i don't care about corporate, i just want to make a few more bucks an hour

[Silavite]

Dear Nanotrasen,
When a syndicate base is found, can we get the nuke out of the vault and hold the syndicate base hostage for... one-hundred, BILLION, dollars.