/tg/Station 13

by **Erbbu** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:07 pm #93869

Yeah Brew is a pretty simple hero right until you activate your ult.

by **callanrockslol** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:47 am #94432

Press ult win games, brew is fucking crazy once you get that aghs action going.

by **Erbbu** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:41 am #95412

It's fucking happening.

by **nsos** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:09 am #95414

hey nice public lobbies i remember how it used to be in wc3 with them "US EAST DOTACASH -CM NO NOOBS NO LAG!"

by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:08 pm #95597

the best part of that update are all the graphs.
more fun than the actual game tbh.

by **Vekter** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:05 pm #95611

I miss compstomp lobbies.

Also: lost a game as PL because I didn't get to snowball because our Lion decided he wanted to carry. I asked him (politely) to let me farm and he just said "lmao". I fucking hate this game.

by **M0nsoon** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:57 pm #95709

*Shilling Hots intensifies*

Been on a dota2 burnout so this game has been filling the void for me

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:48 pm #95747

>HotS

gay shit

by **Erbbu** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:19 am #96694

Reborn live boys.

by **nsos** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:48 am #96699

it good

by **CPTANT** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:48 pm #96749

Playing DOTA or LOL with random people is usually a rather unsatisfactory experience. In your team there is always either: 1 person that disconnects, 1 person that is a complete idiot, 1 person that shouts the rest of the team sucks while going 1/20 or 1 person that knows everything best and starts raging when people don't do as he says.

by **Vekter** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:29 am #97593

some Dota Science news today, it's finally been confirmed that Pudge players are 85% more likely to beat their families and become alcoholics than other players

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:13 am #109911

SINCE ORANGES DELETED MY SINGULO THREAD I TAKE MY GREAT POSTING SKILLS HERE.

GOD BLESS AMERICA THIS IS WHY WE HAD THE VIETNAM WAR
IN EVERY GOOK THERE IS AN AMERICAN TRYING TO WIN THE INTERNATIONAL 5

MVP VS IG 2-0
MVP VS NEWBEE 1-0
MVP VS EMPIRE 2-0

MVP GOOK KINGS OUR GUY MARCH AND GOD QO GOING TO WIN TI5
THE DREAM

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:18 am #109913

EMPIRE CHOKED HARDER THAN SASHA GREY

by **Tornadium** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:48 pm #109996

Fucking Na'vi

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:47 pm #110035

MVP BETTER AT PLAYING RUSSIAN DOTO THAN RUSSIANS THEMSELVES

by **Scones** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:35 pm #110040

measured by order of magnitude

by **nsos** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:18 pm #110420

by **nsos** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 8:36 pm #110746

ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ MY NAME IS LGD, I DONT BAN LESHRAC CUZ IM COOL ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

by **Laharl Monthy** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:49 am #110850

Spoiler:

by **Scones** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:55 am #110851

USA USA USA

by **Vekter** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:09 am #110887

THERE MAY BE MANY EARTHS

BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE

EARTHSHAKER

Spoiler:

by **Vekter** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 4:54 am #112623

>EG wins the first NA Aegis ever
>Mostly because Aui's presence made the Chinese ban techies and naga
>EG kicks Aui a week later for fucking Arteezy

In more important news, has anyone else been lagging to fuck and back since Windows 10 came out? It happens rarely but it's fucking unplayable when it does.

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:02 pm #112736

who cares chinks got btfo...

im still believing in QO and March.

may he lead his comrades in the army with his glorious victory cry.

by **Erbbu** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:25 pm #112741

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by **420goslingboy69** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:22 pm #112784

you get shadow blade bkb mkb daedalus you cant lose

by **callanrockslol** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:59 am #112972

Build damage and cleave, kick a shit.

by **Vekter** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:58 am #112981

The meme build on him lately is to get Solar Crest and Silver Edge, then popping SE, walking up to someone, and Walrus Punching for like 2k. Bonus points if you build into a Daed after that.

If you don't feel like telling the world how much you love cocks, go something like Treads -> Courage -> Blink (or Force) -> BKB if necessary, otherwise finish Crest OR rush Deso if they're high armor.

After that you can just go luxury. His aghs is actually really fun, especially if you're good at aiming the kick. Heart is always a good late game choice on him.

Alternate: If your team doesn't have a Cuirass (and you think you need one), Tusk isn't a bad carrier. Just remember it's gonna put you behind a good bit. Swap out the Deso for a Daedalus if you're feeling especially MLG (nothing is quite as funny and satisfying as a Walrus Punch crit).

Stupid Ymir Tricks: You can pick up most any mobile friendly unit in a snowball. Illusions? Check. Warlock babies? Yup. Forge Spirits? You bet. You can even pick up your own Sigil to get that little bit of extra damage. Oh, and you can grab spiders. It's like a pinata, but from hell!

You can't pick up Techies mines anymore, but Q into snowball with level 3 Techies is almost always guaranteed first blood. Allahu ackbar, motherfucker.

by **cedarbridge** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:24 am #121099

Vekter wrote:Stupid Ymir Tricks: You can pick up most any mobile friendly unit in a snowball. Illusions? Check. Warlock babies? Yup. Forge Spirits? You bet. You can even pick up your own Sigil to get that little bit of extra damage. Oh, and you can grab spiders. It's like a pinata, but from hell!

You can't pick up Techies mines anymore, but Q into snowball with level 3 Techies is almost always guaranteed first blood. Allahu ackbar, motherfucker.

Centaur and Undying are especially satisfying snowball buddies.

by **Erbbu** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:42 am #121347

So how about that 6.85?

by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:25 pm #121480

storm spirit's and leshrac win rate tanked

good patch/10

by **Erbbu** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:59 pm #122560

ColonicAcid wrote:storm spirit's and leshrac win rate tanked

good patch/10

https://soundcloud.com/thehorseandthehammock/patch-685

by **cedarbridge** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:47 am #124837

Who is best Dota girl and why is it Windrunner?

by **Xhagi** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:57 am #124838

cedarbridge wrote:Who is best Dota girl and why is it Windrunner?

That's not how you say Lina.

Also >Windrunner

by **Erbbu** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:38 pm #124905

Lina is a slut. CM is mai waifu.

by **cedarbridge** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:34 pm #124917

Aliannera wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Who is best Dota girl and why is it Windrunner?

That's not how you say Lina.

Also >Windrunner

Blizzard can eat a dick. She's still Windrunner.

Also,Erbbu is right. CM is the better sister.

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:14 pm #158008

>when people genuinely don't believe that korea will make a monopoly on Dota 2 as well.

Just you wait, as soon as Kespa gets on dotas shit it's over.

all korean finals, no chance, china will die.

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:44 pm #158014

https://zippy.gfycat.com/RaggedBossyAvocet.webm

MVP pheonix measuring how best to fuck secret up.

by **Ricotez** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:19 pm #158018

his e-peen grew three sizes that day

by **Zilenan91** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:38 pm #158066

Gabe Newell personally called 2GD an ass and ended his esports career. It's all over reddit.

by **Erbbu** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:02 pm #158073

Yeah he probably won't get any more Valve jobs but that's hardly his entire career.

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:28 pm #158078

i just hope mvp wins so i have an excuse to dump my huge korean sc2 pros folder

ARE
YOU
HYPED

by **Wyzack** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:30 pm #158080

>playing ASSFAGGOTS

not even once

by **Luke Cox** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:34 pm #158097

Valve has gone from being the anti-EA to getting pretty damn close to their level

by **Lumbermancer** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:31 pm #158359

Explain.

by **nsos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:35 pm #158360

ColonicAcid wrote:i just hope mvp wins so i have an excuse to dump my huge korean sc2 pros folder

ARE
YOU
HYPED

they lose to OG if they play in winners bracket finals

by **Laharl Monthy** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:37 pm #158778

This Major is such a trainwreck, even bigger than DAC.

Who would have guessed 2GD getting fired was just the tip of a gigantic iceberg of failure?

A lot more people have started raising their voice now too.

ODpixel's pretty done.
Game delayed by loss of keyboard.
Booths are not actually soundproof.
Venue's being closed before all games are actually finished.
Swindlez going ham.
That's one "VIP" room.
Ho, geeze.

What is even happening anymore?

EDIT : I know it's reddit, but it's a good recap of everything that's gone wrong.

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:51 pm #158840

nsos wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:i just hope mvp wins so i have an excuse to dump my huge korean sc2 pros folder

ARE
YOU
HYPED

they lose to OG if they play in winners bracket finals

excuse u

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:55 pm #158841

by **Sometinyprick** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:11 pm #160179

https://www.livecap.tv/t/samqua/uT6lntE2VnP

Feels bad for the koreans