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cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #174473

in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby

so cloning should grow a baby in the tank and poop out a baby (resprited monkey) that can't talk and just runs around and causes trouble crawling through the vents and looting the armory, but you gotta stun the baby and shove it in the cryo and inject the cryo with a new chemical (Time Juice) to make them grow up

but if you overdose them on time juice they become a super old mummyman like howard hughes and walk slow and you gotta young them up by injecting them with Fountain of Youth Water which you can find on lavaland surrounded by skeletal baby spaniards
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Saegrimr » #174476

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Re: cloning rework

Post by ThanatosRa » #174501

This is great. Also I think crag drinks too much.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Lumbermancer » #174504

I will need some visual aid before I approve this.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Armhulen » #174512

Super Aggro Crag wrote:in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby
what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned
yet for some reason i want this really badly, even though your ideas have been a slippery slope of memes
Minigun, cool idea dude>Bubblegum, okay sure i like it> Big foot, what the fuck, alright sure why not>this, "when you clone a mans he is a baby"
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Lumbermancer » #174525

Armhulen wrote:what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned
We've been cloning animals since 90's if not earlier, and Koreans probably already cloned humans.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #174531

yeah why do you think they're all named "kim"
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Lumbermancer » #174532

That's racist and culturally insensitive.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by PKPenguin321 » #174533

itty bitty baby clowns scooting around
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Cobby » #174534

Now the lifeweb population will soon attempt to appeal their bans, for no apparent reason ofc :^)
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #174536

Lumbermancer wrote:I will need some visual aid before I approve this.
recently cloned man raids armory
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official uniform of greytide after cloning

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Re: cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #174539

atmos tech in natural state during gas leak

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Re: cloning rework

Post by EndgamerAzari » #174546

Goddammit dude stop daydrinking
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #174548

its seven o'clock shitholio

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Re: cloning rework

Post by Saegrimr » #174602

im fucking dieing
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Post by MMMiracles » #174606

if this isn't added i'll be genuinely disappointed
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #183572

bump so mmmiracles doesn't get disappointed
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Re: cloning rework

Post by paprika » #183576

This is crag's compromise for not having fat sprites anymore

Make it happen coderbus
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Alipheese » #183584

Make an aging system with it, then that makes a use out of the longevity symptom in virology.

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Re: cloning rework

Post by RedMcCloud » #183691

this

we need this
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Post by Davidchan » #183692

Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Anonmare » #183707

Davidchan wrote:Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.
Why only use the back ribs when you have a whole other side to use as well
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Armhulen » #183858

This HAS to happen right?
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Re: cloning rework

Post by RedMcCloud » #183955

Armhulen wrote:This HAS to happen right?
if it doesnt, we riot, take down down coderbus, forge a new empire

an empire
of infants
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Re: cloning rework

Post by kevinz000 » #183961

Please no.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Bombadil » #184081

Has shitposting gone too far?
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Re: cloning rework

Post by MrEousTranger » #189745

bump to shine light on the only good post on this fucking website.
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Post by Saegrimr » #424750

Season 3 Crag was really the highlight of the show.
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Lumbermancer » #577097

Now that cloning has been removed, don't you think baby clones would have been a better alternative to outright removal of the whole system?
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Re: cloning rework

Post by wesoda25 » #577099

No
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Tlaltecuhtli » #577101

we got growing vats...... blood with dna..... flesh chems requirement....
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Armhulen » #577111

God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #577123

Armhulen wrote:God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
*rattles walker at u* feh!
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Re: cloning rework

Post by Kassori » #577160

baby moff
baby lizard
oh no
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Re: cloning rework

Post by cacogen » #577277

You don't expect him to say baby but then he says it. Also this was season 6
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Re: cloning rework

Post by RG4ORDR » #577520

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Armhulen wrote:God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
*rattles walker at u* feh!
When are you gonna force merge this you fucking coward
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Re: cloning rework

Post by nianjiilical » #577608

i mean we have vatgrowing now

just make it possible to vatgrow a shitty little deformed goblin man that auto-sentiences itself from someone's blood like replica pods
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