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by **EndgamerAzari** » Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:47 am #189196

What's wrong, Remie?

by **Remie Richards** » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:52 pm #189356

EndgamerAzari wrote:What's wrong, Remie?

Was just having a really shit day, Body image stuff, the usual.
Today is a better day though.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:20 pm #189366

I understand. Mine are of a different sort, I'm pretty sure, but I empathize. Glad you're feeling better.

by **Malkevin** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:16 pm #189718

I'm starting a new trend I like to call Freedom Fridays.

Maybe it's wrong but it feels so right

by **EndgamerAzari** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:24 pm #189808

I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:31 pm #189809

I find beagles cuter.

Or Bernese mountain dogs.

by **nsos** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:36 pm #189811

EndgamerAzari wrote:I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.

one of the few breeds i'd consider adopting anymore.

please don't end up as those "not muh dog my pitbull won't hurt a fly" dog owners if you do though. i'll be blunt: if you raise a shitty chihuahua the worst thing that happens to you is that it shits everywhere, yaps a bit, puts a scar on your ankle. you raise a shitty pitbull you're going to be missing parts of your face. granted, most large dogs will do the same, but most large dogs aren't under the fucking gun right now like PBTs are.

I spent parts of my internships and most of my volunteer hours bouncing between the local SPCA and animal control centers and for every great well behaved model citizen pit bull i had there would be 1 coming in and their dudebro trailer trash owner would come in, calmly refer to everyone as brother, and talk at length about how "The gubbermint is makin me git rid of my dog because he bit someone, i raised muh dog right he dont hurt nobody. he's a gud dog i trained im well" and then i go take the dog to get evaluated and the thing flips its shit every 30 seconds at the slightest of sensory interaction, mouths on everything, gets pissy and food/toy-protective, fights other dogs, etc.

it's the second one people remember and it's the second one that gets the dog banned from an entire city (and i mean ban as in: no grandfather clause, kill your dog or leave within 6 months or we'll call the cops to do it for you).

otherwise, good luck.

DemonFiren wrote:I find beagles cuter.

Or Bernese mountain dogs.

bernese mountain dogs are great and i had one come through the shelter's protective custody program for a while. honestly think they look way better than st bernards or whatever

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:40 pm #189813

They kinda do.

Then again, maybe most St. Bernards I've seen look awful.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:59 pm #189816

I've never raised a dog from a puppy by myself, but I hope I wouldn't raise it be an asshole. I certainly wouldn't do it intentionally, but considering how much of a bumblefuck I am I wouldn't rule out the possibility of it happening by accident. Normally I'd adopt a pitbull but given that most of them that wind up in shelters seem to be the result of someone trying to make it into their personal murder machine I'm not sure how good of an idea that is. I don't want to have to deal with another animal with serious behavioral problems for a while.

I think Ohio just took pitbulls off the vicious dogs list, by the by, and that's where I intend to live so that's good.

by **Incomptinence** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:16 pm #189835

You would probably be better off raising your own dog if you are worried about retarded ass guard dog training and want a pit bull. Like number one breed to be taught retarded shit by idiots.

Take it to puppy school so it learns to obey also they should instruct you too, don't spoil it and be absolutely sure to socialise it properly at dog parks and shit once it is big enough. I don't know like jedi mind trick shit like walking dogs without leash and not having them spaz out at every living thing they see so that's about all I know.

by **TheWiznard** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:28 am #189928

make sure to name it "neon sign" but just call it "neon" so when people see you, you can be like " I collect neon signs and they see all your signs hanging around and then you call neon sign over to you

Spoiler:

by **Wyzack** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:57 pm #189973

Yeah man, just be sincere. If you dont hear back after this one, then you take the hint and grab the liquor.

by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:06 am #190146

Spoiler:

by **Wyzack** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:39 am #190148

Thats rough buddy, Ill drink one to that. Some times the fish just wont bite. Nothing to do but have a drink and play some video games to take your mind off it, time makes it better. Only thing for it really. At least you took a swing, not knowing is about a billion fucking times worse

by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:44 am #190151

yeah I'm glad that I at least tried and finally at least did something instead of wasting another 3 years telling myself tomorrow

by **Wyzack** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:46 am #190153

Take balls to do. The best part is that next time will be a whole lot easier

by **Takeguru** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:14 am #190184

Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house

by **starmute** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:15 am #190185

I had a really great game of ss13. Narsie cult round. I played as warden. We didn't win but we gave it our all. Made me feel good and I saw how well the cultists and us played. It was a good job by both sides and I didn't feel cheated by having a shit HOS or a bad sec team. Everyone played their part. You don't get much better than that in tgstation.

Next round: Effeciency station
Nope.jpeg keep the good mood.

This post was deleted by starmute on Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:18 am.
Reason: Meh

by **THE MIGHTY GALVATRON** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:32 am #190213

EndgamerAzari wrote:I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.

Pitbulls are awesome, I have two. They're like little energetic super babies. I love them and I know they love me too (even if one of them doesn't want to show it, acting like the cold loner in an anime that has a heart of gold).

by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:49 am #190216

Bulldogs > Pitbulls

Just look at this face

by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:52 am #190217

You're all wrong.
Get a pug.

Life without a pug is possible but pointless.

by **Malkevin** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:54 am #190218

Takeguru wrote:Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house

And the reason you're being the house bitch instead of making her clean to her own anal standards is because...?

by **Takeguru** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:36 pm #190279

Malkevin wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house

And the reason you're being the house bitch instead of making her clean to her own anal standards is because...?

I get paid to do it
Can't really think of a better reason than that

by **Malkevin** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:09 pm #190281

Okay, so you're a maid.
Fair enough.

by **Takeguru** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:57 pm #190291

Basically

She works in the field so she can be out for days at a time

I raise her kid and keep the house clean

by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:47 pm #190313

DemonFiren wrote:You're all wrong.
Get a pug.

Dude a Bulldog is just a Pug that LIFTS.

by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:50 pm #190317

I'm not sure if that is the most genius or most retarded thing I've read all day.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:40 pm #190380

I love bulldogs and pugs as well, but they have so many health problems I don't think I'd be able to have one, knowing that it's likely going to die in only a few years.

by **Remie Richards** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:41 pm #190381

I can't have pets.
It would literally break me.

I remember being in Year 7 crying my fucking eyes out all morning because my goldfish had died.
Fuck I'm actually tearing up a little thinking about it.

by **420weedscopes** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:04 am #190398

having a pet is pretty much signing a contract to be extremely fucking down after it goes
either from death or having to give it away or even put it in a shelter
you're going to feel like shit nonetheless it will happen outright it is inescapable

WOW WHAT GREAT VIDEO GAMES

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:07 am #190400

My dog has maybe a couple weeks left at best. Big ole tumor

by **Screemonster** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:22 am #190412

I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.

by **THE MIGHTY GALVATRON** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:01 am #190433

Screemonster wrote:I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.

That's how vampires and elves feel about humans I bet.

by **captain sawrge** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:35 am #190452

i bought a bag of candied ginger like 2 months ago and forget about it. will i die if i eat it. help me out please quick

by **nsos** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:38 am #190455

as long as you didn't get it wet or anything it should be ok

by **captain sawrge** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:39 am #190457

on closer examination there were only like 3 pieces left but they dont look very good so im not gonna eat it. Thanks for the help

by **Ikarrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:07 am #190500

Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

by **TechnoAlchemist** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:26 am #190508

Ikarrus wrote:Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

Terrorists win

by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:36 am #190517

I don't get why pugs are so hyped.

Anyway, here's what a friend told me: there was this little kid, like I guess 8 years old or something, he was going to a kindergarten or whatever. And he met a little girl there, and he sorta fell in love with her the way 8 yar old kids can fall in love, and he was hitting on her in a cute manner and such, so their kindergarten teacher noticed that and told girl's parents and they thought it was cute and told boy's parents about that. So the boy's parents decided to start giving the boy some money so he could buy chocolates for the girl so he could woo her even more, and the boy made friends with a local bum and was giving him money so the bum would be the one taking the boy to kindergarten, and all the other children thought the boy lived with the bums and were mad jealous of him.

by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:50 pm #190560

It's hard to call Cersei the villain of the series. I think GRR has said she's his favorite character?

She is the main motivator behind a whole ton of shit happening, and then continuing to happen though. More so in the show than the books, but still in the books she does things that push the plot forward quite a few times.

by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:01 pm #190564

SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE COOL SO DONT COME INTO THE SEPT TOMORROW

- CERSEI LANNISTER

by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:23 pm #190567

>when you roast Cersei real good and she starts reaching into the crypts underneath the city

by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:50 pm #190742

england are shit at football

AFRAM ISLAND

This post was deleted by starmute on Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:17 am.
Reason: Jesus did I say something stupid

by **oranges** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:19 am #190798

They exited the euro twice in one week.

by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm #190852

Congrats dude. Always hope for the best but expect the worst, that way you can only exceed your expectations

by **EndgamerAzari** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm #190853

I want this sign for my collection.

Spoiler:

by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:48 pm #190854

get it and put it above the door to your bedroom

by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:05 pm #190861

Don't make me post Sans...