Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Post by Timbrewolf » #188811

Bottom post of the previous page:

Actually it's considered a pretty chic thing to do in meteorologist circles to get a bunch of magnets implanted in your hands. You develop a bunch of weird senses based on their movement that allow you to tell the weather or some shit.

Sounds need but it also sounds like you're going to obliterate your cellphone or any other kind of magnetic storage/electronics you try to handle.
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Post by Remie Richards » #188812

so meteorology has become a cult of magnets?
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Post by DemonFiren » #188813

The magnets aren't nearly strong enough for that.

I'd worry more about MRIs.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #188814

All I know is what goofy grad students at ESF tell me.

I wouldn't want Mr. Amazing Magnet hands touching any of my flash drives or memory sticks regardless of what conflicting reports of whether or not your hand magnets can fuck them up you've read about on the internet.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #188815

>not calling him edward magnethands

you had one fucking job anon

ONE FUCKING JOB.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #188828

damn straight

they'll be a bunch of fucking electrophiles by the end of the night let me tell you.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #188829

Man I got a C in Chemistry, I don't know that shit. Hell, half the people who'd see the original idea wouldn't get it. Ehhhhhhh it's just money I'd waste
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ColonicAcid wrote:>not calling him edward magnethands

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Post by Wyzack » #188991

Saw warcraft movie last night. Was pretty cringy, and the non historical silly armor bothered me more than I thought it would. I guess it is not bad for a story made for an rts in the early 90s
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Post by Wyzack » #189000

Not even the pauldrons, just like the goofy chestplates and the kings stupid helmet, it was not even close to what real armor looks like and it all looked plastic.

Also it did not seem very accessible to people who never played the games. I guess they had such a massive guaranteed demographic they didn't bother making it accessible.

Gul Dan was pretty cool though
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Post by Wyzack » #189006

At first the orcs looked really out of place and goofy to me, but after a bit i kinda got used to it. The magic stuff all looked pretty cool, special effects wise. It was not bad


EDIT: Gonna expand a little on this. I think my biggest issue with the movie boils down to the fact that a lot of the stuff in warcraft looks really cool in a video game but is incredibly jarring and odd in real life. The armor certainly falls under this, as do the orc faces and pretty much all the architecture. The dwarves all look very bloated and CGI in contrast to the more humanesque dwarves in lord of the rings. The human cities look pretty much identical to how they did in Warcraft 3 and in real life it just looks kinda off. Can't really explain it.

Fight scenes were pretty cool though, lot of human soldiers with guns which was neat. At one point an orc gets his hand blown off point blank and it was pretty badass. Not a horrible movie overall, but a pretty good indicator that trying to capture the identical artistic style of a video game in real life does not work terribly well
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Post by Malkevin » #189016

The ultra smurfs got a movie, a terrible terrible movie

There was also a really cringey short live action movie from the 90s
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Post by Wyzack » #189020

Unless Warhams total war does really REALLY well i doubt there will ever be a warhammer fantasy movie because Games Workshop saw fit to nuke the Old World for Age of Shitmar. It is really upsetting to me because the setting for Warhammer fantasy is an interesting and slightly darker take on a lot of fantasy tropes, and is based more on germany than the classic britain/france hybrid that everyone else does. Seems like such a goddamn waste. My greatest hope is that between warhammer fantasy vidya games doing well and age of shiggydigmar doing so poorly they might do a massive asspull retcon and bring it back
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Post by Remie Richards » #189063

Shit day.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #189196

What's wrong, Remie?
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EndgamerAzari wrote:What's wrong, Remie?
Was just having a really shit day, Body image stuff, the usual.
Today is a better day though.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #189366

I understand. Mine are of a different sort, I'm pretty sure, but I empathize. Glad you're feeling better.
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Post by Malkevin » #189718

I'm starting a new trend I like to call Freedom Fridays.

Maybe it's wrong but it feels so right
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #189808

I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Post by DemonFiren » #189809

I find beagles cuter.

Or Bernese mountain dogs.
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EndgamerAzari wrote:I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.
one of the few breeds i'd consider adopting anymore.

please don't end up as those "not muh dog my pitbull won't hurt a fly" dog owners if you do though. i'll be blunt: if you raise a shitty chihuahua the worst thing that happens to you is that it shits everywhere, yaps a bit, puts a scar on your ankle. you raise a shitty pitbull you're going to be missing parts of your face. granted, most large dogs will do the same, but most large dogs aren't under the fucking gun right now like PBTs are.

I spent parts of my internships and most of my volunteer hours bouncing between the local SPCA and animal control centers and for every great well behaved model citizen pit bull i had there would be 1 coming in and their dudebro trailer trash owner would come in, calmly refer to everyone as brother, and talk at length about how "The gubbermint is makin me git rid of my dog because he bit someone, i raised muh dog right he dont hurt nobody. he's a gud dog i trained im well" and then i go take the dog to get evaluated and the thing flips its shit every 30 seconds at the slightest of sensory interaction, mouths on everything, gets pissy and food/toy-protective, fights other dogs, etc.

it's the second one people remember and it's the second one that gets the dog banned from an entire city (and i mean ban as in: no grandfather clause, kill your dog or leave within 6 months or we'll call the cops to do it for you).

otherwise, good luck.
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Or Bernese mountain dogs.
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Post by DemonFiren » #189813

They kinda do.

Then again, maybe most St. Bernards I've seen look awful.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #189816

I've never raised a dog from a puppy by myself, but I hope I wouldn't raise it be an asshole. I certainly wouldn't do it intentionally, but considering how much of a bumblefuck I am I wouldn't rule out the possibility of it happening by accident. Normally I'd adopt a pitbull but given that most of them that wind up in shelters seem to be the result of someone trying to make it into their personal murder machine I'm not sure how good of an idea that is. I don't want to have to deal with another animal with serious behavioral problems for a while.

I think Ohio just took pitbulls off the vicious dogs list, by the by, and that's where I intend to live so that's good.
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Post by Incomptinence » #189835

You would probably be better off raising your own dog if you are worried about retarded ass guard dog training and want a pit bull. Like number one breed to be taught retarded shit by idiots.

Take it to puppy school so it learns to obey also they should instruct you too, don't spoil it and be absolutely sure to socialise it properly at dog parks and shit once it is big enough. I don't know like jedi mind trick shit like walking dogs without leash and not having them spaz out at every living thing they see so that's about all I know.
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make sure to name it "neon sign" but just call it "neon" so when people see you, you can be like " I collect neon signs and they see all your signs hanging around and then you call neon sign over to you
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Post by Wyzack » #189973

Yeah man, just be sincere. If you dont hear back after this one, then you take the hint and grab the liquor.
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Post by TheWiznard » #190146

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Wyzack » #190148

Thats rough buddy, Ill drink one to that. Some times the fish just wont bite. Nothing to do but have a drink and play some video games to take your mind off it, time makes it better. Only thing for it really. At least you took a swing, not knowing is about a billion fucking times worse
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by TheWiznard » #190151

yeah I'm glad that I at least tried and finally at least did something instead of wasting another 3 years telling myself tomorrow
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Wyzack » #190153

Take balls to do. The best part is that next time will be a whole lot easier
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #190184

Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house
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Post by starmute » #190185

I had a really great game of ss13. Narsie cult round. I played as warden. We didn't win but we gave it our all. Made me feel good and I saw how well the cultists and us played. It was a good job by both sides and I didn't feel cheated by having a shit HOS or a bad sec team. Everyone played their part. You don't get much better than that in tgstation.

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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #190213

EndgamerAzari wrote:I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.

Pitbulls are awesome, I have two. They're like little energetic super babies. I love them and I know they love me too (even if one of them doesn't want to show it, acting like the cold loner in an anime that has a heart of gold).
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Timbrewolf » #190216

Bulldogs > Pitbulls

Just look at this face

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Post by DemonFiren » #190217

You're all wrong.
Get a pug.

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Post by Malkevin » #190218

Takeguru wrote:Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house
And the reason you're being the house bitch instead of making her clean to her own anal standards is because...?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #190279

Malkevin wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house
And the reason you're being the house bitch instead of making her clean to her own anal standards is because...?
I get paid to do it
Can't really think of a better reason than that
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Post by Malkevin » #190281

Okay, so you're a maid.
Fair enough.
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Post by Takeguru » #190291

Basically

She works in the field so she can be out for days at a time

I raise her kid and keep the house clean
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Post by Timbrewolf » #190313

DemonFiren wrote:You're all wrong.
Get a pug.
Dude a Bulldog is just a Pug that LIFTS.
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Post by DemonFiren » #190317

I'm not sure if that is the most genius or most retarded thing I've read all day.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #190380

I love bulldogs and pugs as well, but they have so many health problems I don't think I'd be able to have one, knowing that it's likely going to die in only a few years.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Remie Richards » #190381

I can't have pets.
It would literally break me.

I remember being in Year 7 crying my fucking eyes out all morning because my goldfish had died.
Fuck I'm actually tearing up a little thinking about it.
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Post by 420weedscopes » #190398

having a pet is pretty much signing a contract to be extremely fucking down after it goes
either from death or having to give it away or even put it in a shelter
you're going to feel like shit nonetheless it will happen outright it is inescapable

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My dog has maybe a couple weeks left at best. Big ole tumor
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Screemonster » #190412

I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #190433

Screemonster wrote:I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.

That's how vampires and elves feel about humans I bet.
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