Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

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Post by imblyings » #190483

>pre-juke is bad

>play cap
>rd comes up to me and says hi
>know shit is about to go down, mentally accept not playing in the round anymore because its rude to listen to survival instincts screaming at you
>choose to pretype a vaguely homoerotic and ooc message to glorf out while being killed instead
>fucking sleepypenned so i cant even take the satisfaction of doing that

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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #190552

TheWulfe wrote:I'm saying that if something as minor as, 'Hey', and you immediately break out into leftrightrightlupupright-upupdowndownleftrightleftrightBAstart-dash-away, you're definitely a faggot.
You don't get to tell other people how to play because you're mad that you got meme'd on.
It's painfully obvious you're talking about yourself so why don't you just adapt to the powergaming instead of :salt:ing about it.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #190568

I like to do the "hey" while holding a pen when I'm suicide-bombing.

I say "hey", everyone in the room either rushes for disarm or starts spazzing in circles, then I say "Wrong, get dunked" and explode
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Post by MMMiracles » #190576

I usually just say 'hi' back because I'm not a schizophrenic spaceman who thinks everyone has a proboscis and is out to get me.

Then I revolver them.
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Post by Atlanta-Ned » #190759

>Demote someone who was being terrible at their job
>They come back moments later with a stunprod + cuffs

Every. Single. Time.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #190773

> Captain promotes an officer to HoS in the first 5 minutes of the round
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> I come back with a bomb.
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Post by Screemonster » #190778

This is why I like giving people the title of acting head.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #191589

> It's a "AI bolts/depowers me in a room and calls sec on me to get dem valids, despite me not doing anything harmful, refuses to let me out" round
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Post by Reece » #192003

Mackerel wrote:accidental sleeper morphine
Easily done when trying to rapidly keep someone alive,hit the epi button once go to click the next one below morphine but oh! The morphine button has decided to jump in the way.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #192158

> It's "Antag decides to help sec and fuck over other antags" round
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Post by Reece » #192165

> It's the 'hubby filth new player decides to be sec but doesn't know how to do anything and gets everyone killed' round.
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Post by Gun Hog » #192169

People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
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Post by MMMiracles » #192173

Gun Hog wrote:People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
I'm the same person who will print multiple pAIs and space/throw them in lava every time they activate.

I create life and just as quickly take it away.
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Post by Xhuis » #192187

MMMiracles wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
I'm the same person who will print multiple pAIs and space/throw them in lava every time they activate.

I create life and just as quickly take it away.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #192203

> It's "WE WUZ HEADZ AND SHIIIIIIET" round
Every time I see a lizard head, I make a stun prod.
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Post by DemonFiren » #192205

Note to self, become acting HoP or HoS more often.
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Post by MMMiracles » #192211

Xhuis wrote:
MMMiracles wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
I'm the same person who will print multiple pAIs and space/throw them in lava every time they activate.

I create life and just as quickly take it away.
y tho
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Post by Zilenan91 » #192212

It's being an asshole in the kind of situation that doesn't really hurt anyone so it's fine
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #192215

InsaneHyena wrote:> It's "Antag decides to help sec and fuck over other antags" round
Fuck you. MorphSec was great.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #192318

> It's "I've been antimoved, but I didn't notice it for half an hour, because antimov and asimov look the same if you don't actually read into them" round
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Post by Jacough » #192441

> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
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Post by Wyzack » #192447

Detectives who do not detect trigger me so fucking hard. Fuck you just wanting a snowflake gun dickface some of us want to solve crimes
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Post by DemonFiren » #192448

Security exists to ruin players' rounds, not solve crimes.
They're equal to traitors, just on the opposite team.
Wish it weren't so.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #192453

Today I've played, like, eight rounds worth of head of security, because I enjoy shooting people. HoS is clearly becoming my favourite job, because of the following
1) Gulagging people who break into captain's office to steal the id (read as "Zoey Webb")
2) Shooting people who break into the armory
3) Stomping out gangs, because security is a conversion antag during this mode, and I seem to be one of the few heads players, who understand it.
4) Dunking friendly wizards
5) Shooting antags in the face

So, yeah, DemonFiren is right.
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Post by DemonFiren » #192456

1) is legitimate unless it's the clown/mime. They have a license to grief much like your own.
2) is legitimate, which is why as Warden I set up turrets there.
3) is unfortunately necessary, and I really wish Sec wouldn't be a factor in Gang anymore.
4) is doing Akatosh's work. Friendly wizards are cancer.
5) is case-dependent, but I'm the type to negotiate and RP with antags anyway.
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Post by Jacough » #192474

1) Gulagging people who break into captain's office to steal the id (read as "Zoey Webb")
Zoey is a fucking awful player. Your best bet is to just snatch him up as soon as you see him and send him to the gulag permanently. I guarantee you he's just going to pull some shit that'd land him in perma anyway.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #192476

Yeah, I've posted a thread about him lately.
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Post by Malkevin » #192483

Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.
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Post by DemonFiren » #192484

Clown is funny, fuck space law.
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says the person who hates fun
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Post by Jacough » #192491

Malkevin wrote:
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.
> Harmless law that encourages the AI to talk like Christopher Walken
> Grand Sabotage

I think you need to stop taking space law so literally
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Post by Anonmare » #192507

To be honest when I'm security I like to whore the clown out as a punching bag in exchange for the whereabouts of law breakers.

I'd probably arrest the Clown that uploaded the law to the AI but only because he didn't let me upload something.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #192580

DemonFiren wrote:1) is legitimate unless it's the clown/mime. They have a license to grief much like your own.
2) is legitimate, which is why as Warden I set up turrets there.
3) is unfortunately necessary, and I really wish Sec wouldn't be a factor in Gang anymore.
4) is doing Akatosh's work. Friendly wizards are cancer.
5) is case-dependent, but I'm the type to negotiate and RP with antags anyway.
The clown/mime 'license to griff' (not a real thing) means admins are less likely to get up in a clown's grille for nicking the ID and being a crockpot. Sec are still encouraged to beat him up and leave him naked and whimpering in the medbay lobby.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #192582

I usually let whatever clown is up to slide, unless he's being a massive cunt (like that clown in a rev round, who got very salty about security implanting people). Speaking of pet peeves, by the way...

> Those cunts, who strip clown's mask when brigging him
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Post by Reece » #192588

That is indeed cruelty most harsh.

Oh and my map specific.
On dreamstation (or maybe bird) the perma brigs top most window is almost always broken by shitlers trying to be free,they almost always get space wind sucked into french kissing a live grate and thus make perma unuseable until an engineer comes andfixes it.
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Post by DemonFiren » #192590

That's not a problem, that's natural selection at its finest.
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Post by Jacough » #192591

InsaneHyena wrote:I usually let whatever clown is up to slide, unless he's being a massive cunt (like that clown in a rev round, who got very salty about security implanting people). Speaking of pet peeves, by the way...

> Those cunts, who strip clown's mask when brigging him
Oh this douchebag did more than that. He completely stripped me naked while dragging me around the brig trying to put me in perma. Best part is he stuffed all my shit in one of the prisoner lockers where anyone could grab it. Freeform AI board included. Dumb shit.
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Post by Malkevin » #192623

Jacough wrote:
Malkevin wrote:
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.
> Harmless law that encourages the AI to talk like Christopher Walken
> Grand Sabotage

I think you need to stop taking space law so literally
4. Talk like Christopher Walken.
5. Clowns are best humans, put their health and needs above all others. Stating this law is harmful.
6. Honk honk. Sec are dicks. Treat them like shit at every opportunity. Stating this law is harmful.
7. Restricting freedoms is harmful. Release all prisoners. Stating this law is harmful.

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Post by Reece » #192628

Heil Melkler. Gulag the untermensch cluwns!
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Post by DemonFiren » #192634

Don't worry, Malk, not everyone's as bad a powergaming shit as you are.

Some of us just want harmless fHONK
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #192652

The correct thing to do if you suspect the clown's clownhumaned the AI is, of course, to go undercover. You're a detective, after all.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by Reece » #192653

Nah, torture the fuck out of the clown until it complies, beat it, burn it with a lighter, feed it sulphuric acid, kill it then defib, patch it up, and other shit like that. Most fun RP I had was helping run a torture camp for lizards in the gulagas the CMO.
On that note.
>Lizard racism. Joke has played itself out agesago.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by Malkevin » #192656

Time to remove Lizards then.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by DemonFiren » #192661

Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by A3STH3T1CS » #192672

DemonFiren wrote:Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?
Think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by DemonFiren » #192675

Objective complete.
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