/tg/Station 13

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:34 pm #218027

i got banned from facebook for posting a butt

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:32 am #218124

Your butt?

by **420weedscopes** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:37 pm #218159

i had a photo of a black porn actor lying on a bed but someone had used photoshop to swap his head and his penis head as my facebook profile photo for three years

by **Thunder11** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:17 pm #218236

That's because there was nothing inappropriate there. Only a pead and a heanis.

by **Screemonster** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:18 pm #218295

someone linked me to that old ariston advert and holy shit, THAT'S A FAMILIAR TUNE

http://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/reco ... ea8cf85b5d

by **Malkevin** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:41 pm #218327

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:29 am #218349

a whole month banned on facebook for butt posting

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:23 am #218428

You already said that, and I query again.
Your butt?

by **Malkevin** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:51 pm #218565

Was in Tesco today when I noticed they now make their own brand of Beef Jerky.

Bought it expecting it to be shit, but its actually pretty good.

by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:42 am #218699

Went home sick from work. Having trouble breathing, dizzy spells, sore throat, sinus trouble. Yeap the head cold I tried to stave off still hit me. Ma is still insistent I stay with her in the hospital. Even though I know I'm infectious. At least the nurses are attractive.

by **nsos** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:17 pm #218861

swans, geese, etc. are all spawn of the devil

i am still hungover which is unfortunate

by **EndgamerAzari** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:49 pm #219186

I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

by **Remie Richards** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:27 am #219313

EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

Told you you were doing good

by **PKPenguin321** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:06 am #219350

EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

proud of you!

by **Malkevin** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:24 am #219377

Just five more minutes... just five more minutes... just fiv..mor..mi...................OH FUCK IT'S 8:37!!

Get to work only ten minutes late, boo yeah 8-)

Also, being stuck indoors in a windowless room all day I think is giving me rickets.
Probably why I'm so damned tired and sleep pattern is all screwed up.

Hm... there is a bench outside within wifi range and I do work on a laptop....

by **Malkevin** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:19 am #219393

I tried the bench but winter is coming and its cold in the north.

by **Deitus** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:49 pm #219445

Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

by **PKPenguin321** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:55 pm #219447

Deitus wrote:Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

a bunch of spam robots really like shoes and they keep posting about them. shoeposters are just robots

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:51 pm #219477

okay footfag, get back in the bag with your vorefriends

by **DemonFiren** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:36 pm #219491

I've literally never once seen foot vore.

by **Deitus** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:07 am #219519

DemonFiren wrote:I've literally never once seen foot vore.

i've seen breast vore, dick vore, and other shit but i haven't found foot vore either. now im curious.

by **Screemonster** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:18 am #219583

goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

by **Malkevin** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:31 pm #219664

Saw a weird thing today.
A cat trotting down the street carrying a squirrel in its mouth by the neck.

If you've ever seen a fully grown adult gray squirrel facing off a cat you'd know it's usually the cat that backs down.

Was a pretty big cat though, about fox sized.

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:33 pm #219665

Actually had fun doing a test for the first time literally ever. Finding peoples shit in unallocated space on a HDD is fun.

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:38 pm #219666

Furries are strange.

by **peoplearestrange** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:11 pm #219674

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

by **Deitus** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:14 pm #219687

Screemonster wrote:goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

>furry

i dont know what i expected

by **Screemonster** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:22 pm #219690

I'll be honest I looked on FA first 'cause I figured that if it was anywhere it'd be there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:16 pm #219735

A3STH3T1CS wrote:Furries are strange.

peoplearestrange wrote:Yeah, I'd agree with that.

So I'd suppose you could say that "People are Strange."

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:37 pm #219750

Screemonster wrote:goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

Hah.
Compared to some of the shit I've seen this is harmless.
But still amusing that it exists.

by **420weedscopes** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:55 pm #219934

halloween happened in guild wars
i am now the proud owner of some cat ears

by **EndgamerAzari** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:33 pm #219954

That person in the background is freaking me out.

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:06 pm #220049

Now that my new rig is assembled it's time to pick up Skyrim again.
Time for high-definition lizards with realistic

NSFW:

.

by **420weedscopes** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:05 pm #220080

EndgamerAzari wrote:That person in the background is freaking me out.

https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Xue_Fang
it's just the dye trader but ok

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:13 am #220097

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:32 am #220105

Just finished watching Good Kill.
That was something.

by **Malkevin** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:15 am #220124

It was alright.

I liked Eye in the Sky better, if only for Alan Rickman's character's response to a filthy liberal's critique at the end.

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:14 am #220138

See, and that's why I didn't like it.

by **peoplearestrange** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:58 pm #220155

Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

by **DemonFiren** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:08 am #220314

And now done with Constant Gardener.
Also a ride.

by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:52 am #220318

peoplearestrange wrote:Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

Are those People Stranger?

... sorry I thought the first attempt at a bad joke was clever. I had to doubledown.

by **Remie Richards** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 6:35 am #220358

Binged all of season 3 of Black Mirror.
Charlie Brooker has fucking out done himself.

Holy fucking shit.

by **420weedscopes** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:44 am #220600

OKAY
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323 ... sation-IVF
O K A Y

by **Anonmare** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:02 am #220601

>You will finally get a Prescription Waifu for your disability
>You can finally claim the autismbux you deserve

Gib me those gibes

by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 am #220642

Well atleast now wankers can get a blue badge so they're allowed to park in the disabled spots they always park in.

by **Ricotez** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:00 pm #220655

lolwat

is this serious?

by **Ricotez** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:51 pm #220661

capitalized words that don't need to be capitalized in news article titles, what a madman

by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:48 pm #220694

The Express's website is complete and utter trash.
Actual paper is a good read though surprisingly.

I used to have the express news app on my phone, used it once, saw all the honey trap titles that made it look like those ads from imgid, quickly uninstalled it.

by **Deitus** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:51 pm #220771

just finished catching up on i am a hero

what the fuck am i reading

by **420weedscopes** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:49 pm #221767

i have been working on a guild wars title for ten years
now i haven't been doing it every day
life happens and i have to work and pay bills and all that shit
but recently i had some time to work on this title
it is the Survivor title and you get it for amassing levels 1->20's worth of exp (140,600exp) without dying once
there are two extra ranks but i do not care for them i just want the one it has sentimental value to me at this point
here is a wiki link if you are interested in that https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Survivor

there are daily missions called Zaishen Mission/Bounty/Vanquish
a mission is just do one of the story missions such as Imperial Palace or Boreas Seabed
a bounty is just Kill This Boss In Hard Mode He's Here
a vanquish is Kill Every Enemy Over Here
today i did the last one of those with a lovely group from my alliance
a dervish (damage) an assassin (damage) a ritualist (spirit spamming (similar to minion master)) a ranger (grouping/speed) me (aoe) and some healing heroes (npcs)
i warn them all

hey guys
i'm going for a title i've been working on it little by little for a while
just giving you a warning that i might disappear if things get hairy

everyone else: yes ok

so we start the vanquish
it's all lv26 stuff, bosses are lv30 it's all a bit of a challenge, nice and fun
we all use our consumable stuff to get through some of the harder parts (necromancer, elementalist and monk boss AND a bunch of other nerd idiots that can each fuck us up)
get through some kournans, some plants, some skale all the good shit

we have reached the final stretch
there are two groups of skale near to each other and we have killed 280 foes up to this point
we are certain that these last two groups are the last ones
one has a boss the other has a healer
just a matter of pulling one away from the other and killing them one by one
we decide to kill the one with the boss first
we lure them away and start to fuck em up, it's looking good, necromancer dying, that boss is on half health
then the boss changes its aggression
it SHOULD be angry at the ritualist's spirits
it is now angry at me
it performs the skill Triple Chop which is a warrior axe mastery elite skill
it hits you three times for a small-moderate amount of damage
each hit did 400hp of damage
as a caster i only have 495hp

today i lost 10 years of progress