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Post by Ricotez » #213450

Bottom post of the previous page:

he just reminds me of Seneca Crane from The Hunger Games

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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #213475

PKPenguin321 wrote:what kind of card do you have exactly and what OS do you have? i am trying to google helpful things for you

some other problems you could be having:

i had something similar where computer would shut off at random, it was the power supply. the fan broke and would rattle, and eventually it would overheat and shut off. next time your computer randomly shuts off feel the side of the PSU and check if it's super hot. even if it isn't it still might be a PSU problem, supposedly some no-name brands just aren't stable enough to run some graphics cards.

never had it happen to me but supposedly it could be a problem with your motherboard or your OS? not likely but if all else fails might be worth checking out

did a little bit of googling and it could just be bad drivers. go to here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us and download the correct drivers for you. when you install them do a custom install since it will delete the old drivers first, then make sure you do a clean install of the new ones. maybe that will help, maybe it won't do anything, probably worth trying.

hope you can get it working man :|
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #213505

I dunno. If it does will you guys buy me a new grafics card?
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Post by TheColdTurtle » #213509

That shit happened to me all the time crag, it just fixed itself eventually somehow.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #213510

I hope it happens soon.
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #213511

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Post by Wyzack » #213517

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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #213523

what's wrong, getting nervous?
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Post by aranamor » #213569

Anyone know if there's an aquarium somewhere that specializes in abyssal life?
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #213671

I googled abyssal aquarium and got a lot of French words. Might have to go to le France or possibly le Quebec to see an angler's dangler.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #213945

Does anyone else have any ideas on why my computer will run but then suddenly my graphics card will shot out for a few hours before coming back to life if I turn off my PC and wait? It doesn't feel hot at all imo.
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Post by XSI » #213948

Driver problem maybe?
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #213954

Shit I don't have internet to get new drivers.
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Post by oranges » #213988

switch the socket you're plugged into the wall at home, maybe your socket is not giving enough current to your PSU for it to supply all the rails
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #214025

I'll try that oranges
but wouldn't it not turn on at all with bad power?
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #214027

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'll try that oranges
but wouldn't it not turn on at all with bad power?
iirc power needed from your PSU fluctuates depending on how many tasks that things like your graphics card are doing but dont take my word for it because i am mostly computer illiterate beyond googling things
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Post by Malkevin » #214383

Who knows cars?

When I rev my engine in neutral then let off the gas my exhaust makes a sound like a tin can rattling with dried peas inside it.

Do you think theres a hole in the exhaust or just loose mounting nuts?
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Malkevin wrote:Who knows cars?

When I rev my engine in neutral then let off the gas my exhaust makes a sound like a tin can rattling with dried peas inside it.

Do you think theres a hole in the exhaust or just loose mounting nuts?
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Post by Screemonster » #214416

probably just loose, or an internal separation in the backbox or something. Have had that happen to me before. When it happened to me it kinda stopped when the engine had been running for a while as everything heated up and expanded so it was snug again.
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #214593

in hospital wow it hurts
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Post by XSI » #214677

Why are you in the hospital?

Hope it stops being painful soon. or you can get used to the pain. That tends to make it suck a little less
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Post by Malkevin » #214679

XSI wrote:Why are you in the hospital?

Hope it stops being painful soon. or you can get used to the pain. That tends to make it suck a little less
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I couldn't hold any fluids down without vomiting for over a day. Combine that with shitting out pure liquid all day and a 104 degrees temp and you have painful high fever/dehydration combo.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #214918

Those are pretty decent!

I wanted to say something along the lines of "keep working at it and you'll be great!" but holy fuck, there's no way you can say that without sounding like a condescending fuckhead. So, uh, keep it up!...?

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Post by DemonFiren » #214981

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i just got the stripe payment oranges
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #215186

i work for amazon now what up
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What's it like, being a minion?
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the day 1 benefits are nice, plus company stock.
i heard there's a ping pong table and arcades somewhere.
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Post by Malkevin » #215358

HALP!!!! I NEED A SCI FI FIX!!!

Killjoys and Dark Matter have finished their seasons, The Expanse and Colony aren't back on until the new year.
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Malkevin wrote:HALP!!!! I NEED A SCI FI FIX!!!

Killjoys and Dark Matter have finished their seasons, The Expanse and Colony aren't back on until the new year.
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Post by nsos » #215423

im really out here doing laundry
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Post by Malkevin » #215424

Have a slight pain in my lower right abdomen since yesterday.
Really hope its just poo and not my appendix, I've had enough surgery the past year.
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Post by Malkevin » #215511

The good thing about Java is that it runs in a Virtual Machine Environment, this means you can code the thing you want without having to worry about if it'll run on other platforms.
The bad thing about Java is that it runs in a VME, this means it runs like dog shit and you have to worry about what security features the host platform limits Java by.

Then consider that every office runs on windows (except for dirty smelly art studios that will only ever use macs and will only ever use them for adobe anyway...) then you might as well focus on c++ or c#.net
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Post by Anonmare » #215515

Is anyone else having issues with Google Chrome? HTML is getting broken in places, like some images on this site but imageboards have it especially bad. They look like a partially loaded HTML page.
Firefox is running fine but I'd rather not switch browsers yet since it'd be a pain in the ass to switch browsers again.
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Post by Anonmare » #215523

My version is 52.0.2743.116, same as yours, but I'm getting a lot of broken image links. I just went on 4chan (not the home page, that's loading correctly oddly enough) and this is what it looks like to me:-
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It looks like it's partially loaded. I'm only getting it for chrome too, other browsers work fine.
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Post by Anonmare » #215529

Eh, I'll just transition to Firefox. Chrome's been slowly pissing me off for a while now but this is more the final straw.
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Post by Ricotez » #215550

C and C++ have some pretty fucking stupid decisions too. Such as relying on the user to do garbage collection, or no safeguards against buffer overflows. There are ways to force a compiler to check for those risks while compiling but they always involve adding extra shit instead of just having it be inherent.
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Post by Remie Richards » #215556

CosmicScientist wrote:Is it only the OS that languages like C++ and sharp have to compile down to?
by sharp I assume you mean C#
if so no, it doesn't compile to machine code, it compiles down to CLI, Common Language Infrastructure, a multi-platform intermediate language that things like C#, VB.NET etc. compile to.
CLI itself obviously goes down to machine code, but again C# goes via CLI first.

C#/VB.NET/etc. -> CLI + CLR (Common Language Runtime) -> Machine code.
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Post by Malkevin » #215565

Drinking heavily.
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Post by Wyzack » #215571

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Post by ThanatosRa » #215577

Works been making me mad for awhile. And it's because I Can't work. Basically the client broke something on their remote access system(specifically my ID for it) and has been sitting on their hands while we wait for them to fix it. As a result, I'm unable to do much more than listen to the calls of other agents and idle. Of course this means I'm not making money for the company. This is making my boss mad while he waits for them to get back to them. In fact as I'm writing this apparently he's about to make some phone calls to the client's HR department to get an update.

In fact his diligence is why I'm not angry at Him. It's clear he's getting jerked around too.

I'm tired of getting sent home cuz there's nothing for me to do and I can't use these licenses anywhere else due to a non-competition clause so unless I want to abandon insurance for a few years I need to get this fixed.
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #215907

I'm getting cucked by college funds. Last year I could cruise through on the grants and have money to spare, now mom and dad started earning just enough so I couldn't qualify for the good shit any more. Woo.

Looks like it's time to get a job.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #215933

Watched the first episode of that new show by Jew Jew Jewbram, Westworld.
Pretty good, its like Jurassic Park but with cowboys instead of dinosaurs.

And its by HBO so naturally it has lots and lots of titty shots
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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/blog start

-my mother recently texted me, she works as a school associate that basically just rides in a bus with the special needs kids. apparently today there was a creepy clown at the bus stop, so they had to call the cops.

-steadily moving through my physical manga/graphic novel collection backlog before i get to my digital backlog, currently reading From Hell by Alan Moore. only on chapter five but pretty good so far, the notes at the back can be a pain to read through time-wise but add a lot to the story.

-been feeling kind of listless recently, don't really feel like playing video games or doing much at all really. not sure if im in a funk or what, but hopefully it'l pass soon.

-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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It makes me so happy that some time in the near future it is foreseeable that people could receive money for beating the shit out of clowns in real life. This is inevitable and completely amazing
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Kraso » #216393

Deitus wrote:-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Ricotez is right
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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I'm out
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by oranges » #216708

See you space cowboy
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