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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by J_Madison » #210461

Bottom post of the previous page:

calzilla1 wrote: You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?
how about I put it this way; those are the only images most people have seen her do. This includes you.
There's art she's done that you won't see. In fact there's art she's done that even the Patreon hasn't seen.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cuboos » #210548

Is it porn?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Ricotez » #210584

30 bucks for a full body full colour portrait of your character is dirt cheap.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #210609

Especially considering the quality, holy shit.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Cuboos » #211199

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Hide and seek champion 2016.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by DemonFiren » #211206

Don't you mean 2556?
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Onule » #211940

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Gee Billy, four shards?!

I was bored and wanted to see if this setup would handle 4 shards.
And it does!

12 N2 canisters dumped into the cooling pool.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by NikNakFlak » #212080

Probably one of the most adorable players on bagil.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Deitus » #212584

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H I P T O F U C K B E E S
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by TheColdTurtle » #212586

that should go in screenshot general fam
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Gun Hog » #212626

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Gee Billy, four shards?!

I was bored and wanted to see if this setup would handle 4 shards.
And it does!

12 N2 canisters dumped into the cooling pool.
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98 Megawatts? You would need eight T4 SMES units to contain all that power! Poly must be so proud!
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by PKPenguin321 » #212771

do we still have reflector panels because iirc with those you can get actually fucking absurd levels of power from crystals via dozens of emitters firing through a mirror maze
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #212773

there is no way those bees should be able to fly
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Anonmare » #212855

PKPenguin321 wrote:there is no way those bees should be able to fly
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Re: Screenshots General

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Re: Screenshots General

Post by NikNakFlak » #213876

He didn't make bluespace beakers did he?
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by killerx09 » #213887

They're just beakers with 300 units of storage to be honest/
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Raphaella » #215187

i slipped and fell on my PKC (yeah yeah i know so unrobust) and i was wondering where the fuck it went until i saw the flashing 'embedded' indicator onscreen

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Post by TehSteveo » #215194

Raphaella wrote:i slipped and fell on my PKC (yeah yeah i know so unrobust) and i was wondering where the fuck it went until i saw the flashing 'embedded' indicator onscreen

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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Onule » #215217

Raphaella wrote:i slipped and fell on my PKC (yeah yeah i know so unrobust) and i was wondering where the fuck it went until i saw the flashing 'embedded' indicator onscreen

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PKCs embed very easily for some reason.

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Re: Screenshots General

Post by MimicFaux » #215268

The nuke is armed, the station is in ruins, and the evacuation shuttle is almost here.
The Warden, one of the last security officers on the station saw fit to handle what he deemed to be the greatest threat on board.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Anonmare » #215274

I can't quite tell what's going on, is the Warden arresting the AI?
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by TribeOfBeavers » #215283

Anonmare wrote:I can't quite tell what's going on, is the Warden arresting the AI?

Hes tasing then shooting a bee that produces the stuff thats in the canned laughter item the clown starts with.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Okand37 » #215332

Life has many doors, ed boy.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by peoplearestrange » #215371

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Whatever
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NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
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callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
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confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by MimicFaux » #215447

Journalist job slot when?
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by PKPenguin321 » #215452

MimicFaux wrote:Journalist job slot when?
you mean librarian?
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by MimicFaux » #215625

Only one person is faster than Okand on answering an ahelp.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Cuboos » #216606

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What coding for /tg/ is like.
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Re: Screenshots General

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Re: Screenshots General

Post by PKPenguin321 » #216705

screenshots of text is still just text put it in the quotes thread reeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Armhulen » #216717

PKPenguin321 wrote:screenshots of text is still just text put it in the quotes thread reeeeeeeeeeee
how about both
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by MimicFaux » #216924

Spoiler:
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Get permission to explore space.
Find a thing.
Get actual treasure for solving the logic-boxes.
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by Screemonster » #216928

MimicFaux wrote: Get permission to explore space.
Find a thing.
Get actual treasure for solving the logic-boxes.
how much do the logic-box puzzle tweaks help?
'cause I was considering making the anti-tamper mechanism actually prevent tampering too but I wasn't sure how much people would reeee over not being able to shoot them open any more
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Post by DemonFiren » #216933

It is an anti-tampering mechanism, precisely.
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #216941

MimicFaux wrote:Get permission to explore space.
Find a thing.
Get actual treasure for solving the logic-boxes.
Finds the mech ship, beelines right to the box rather than disassemble those mech chassis's for tech/mech parts for phazons and things super ez then wastes time getting a police baton for loot.

Laaaaaame.

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Post by Screemonster » #216948

DemonFiren wrote:It is an anti-tampering mechanism, precisely.
BOY HE DOIN IT

edit: I actually considered moving boom() up a level so all secure crates could be made tamperproof like this but I didn't feel like fighting against the guncargo players right now
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Post by DemonFiren » #216950

As guncargo player, maybe it's for the better.
I say, divide "secure crate" into high-security and ordinary locked, so stuff like weed control or emitter crates don't blow up, but ablative armor does.
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Post by Screemonster » #216952

It'd be easy enough, just add a boomchance var and default it to 0
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #217120

FantasticFwoosh wrote:
MimicFaux wrote:Get permission to explore space.
Find a thing.
Get actual treasure for solving the logic-boxes.
Finds the mech ship, beelines right to the box rather than disassemble those mech chassis's for tech/mech parts for phazons and things super ez then wastes time getting a police baton for loot.

Laaaaaame.
literally all dead mechs give is 10000 cable coils and occasionally an air tank. if it's a player-built mech it might give one of the equipments it had maybe but probably not.
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
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Post by MimicFaux » #217173

FantasticFwoosh wrote:
MimicFaux wrote:Get permission to explore space.
Find a thing.
Get actual treasure for solving the logic-boxes.
Finds the mech ship, beelines right to the box rather than disassemble those mech chassis's for tech/mech parts for phazons and things super ez then wastes time getting a police baton for loot.

Laaaaaame.
Did you not see the hand-teleporter I got in the first crate? That was the real prize. FREE HAND-TELE FOR CLOWN.
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Post by Durkel » #218665

When you meme just right.


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Durkel wrote:
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When you meme just right.


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Thats sick haha
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Re: Screenshots General

Post by PKPenguin321 » #218934

>pax accidentally deletes narsie
>tries to spawn a new one but its the small one
>it gets named narsie's manlet
>another admin also spawns a narsie and it's the correct one
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dont talk to me or my son ever again
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PKPenguin321 wrote:>pax accidentally deletes narsie
>tries to spawn a new one but its the small one
>it gets named narsie's manlet
>another admin also spawns a narsie and it's the correct one
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dont talk to me or my son ever again
you mean daughter right?
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PKPenguin321 wrote:>pax accidentally deletes narsie
>tries to spawn a new one but its the small one
>it gets named narsie's manlet
>another admin also spawns a narsie and it's the correct one
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i spawned the correct one

the other admin spawned the small one

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Oops! Your Nar'sie was an old, defective model. We've removed him and provided you with a newer, more user-friendly one.
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Sybil is the new Basil
How the tables have turned.
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Christmas came early
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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