Premature ejection from cloning pod = risk of missing limbs

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Premature ejection from cloning pod = risk of missing limbs

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Limey wrote:Why did God leave me unfinished?
But the cloning pods arent call god.

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This would be way more fun than cloneloss or brain damage
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Post by TheColdTurtle » #227290

Don't they also have a chance to give you a genetic defect? I was deaf once after being prepared cloned.
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Sure if defibs and patches are buffed to like they were before, speed cloning and old defibs are the only way to deal with the aftermath of a murderbone in less than 30 minutes. Having to do surgery on every other clone baby will get old fast or it will need to be on such a low chance that it may as well not be in the game.
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Why did I read this thread title as Premature ejactulation from cloning?
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #227385

this is a pretty good idea
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Post by oranges » #227395

it's okay if you arrive a little early when you're excited, we can just wait 20 minutes and try again
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #227398

oranges wrote:it's okay if you arrive a little early when you're excited, we can just wait 20 minutes and try again
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Owegno wrote:Sure if defibs and patches are buffed to like they were before, speed cloning and old defibs are the only way to deal with the aftermath of a murderbone in less than 30 minutes. Having to do surgery on every other clone baby will get old fast or it will need to be on such a low chance that it may as well not be in the game.
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Post by firecage » #227430

InsaneHyena wrote:
Owegno wrote:Sure if defibs and patches are buffed to like they were before, speed cloning and old defibs are the only way to deal with the aftermath of a murderbone in less than 30 minutes. Having to do surgery on every other clone baby will get old fast or it will need to be on such a low chance that it may as well not be in the game.
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Insane, in the other hand. I REALLY don't want mass murderboners to make rounds even more unplayable than they already make them.
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InsaneHyena wrote:
Owegno wrote:Sure if defibs and patches are buffed to like they were before, speed cloning and old defibs are the only way to deal with the aftermath of a murderbone in less than 30 minutes. Having to do surgery on every other clone baby will get old fast or it will need to be on such a low chance that it may as well not be in the game.
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This as well. I don't know how long owegno has been playing but as of just two years ago we didn't even have defibs and we fucking lived with it. I remember actually liking geneticist because every round there would be at least 3 corpses waiting in line for cloning at any given moment, and it was up to me to save them. Geneticists used to be so much more important to rounds, now they're just the assistants of medbay who occasionally get superpowers.

Also, bring back clonex and nerf the clone damage heal rate on cryox. Actually needing not braindead chemists to mass clone was an interesting dynamic and made medbay actually kind of feel like a joint effort. Medbay is so stupidly streamlined now with its one good cryo chem and three revival methods that any idiot can do. I'm not sure people realize how much less fun it is to play medbay today than it was just two years ago.
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Post by Limey » #227484

Jacough wrote:Why did I read this thread title as Premature ejactulation from cloning?
Don't worry, this happens to a lot of men.
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Post by Wyzack » #227494

Seriously i know what it is called now but i still see it as premature ejaculation every single goddamn time. Is my brain trying to tell me something?
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Post by Limey » #227965

Additionally, with the chance of missing limbs, maybe have it so you also risk having your limb being some other race's? what's worse than coming out of the closet pod with a lizard tail or catbeast head?
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Owegno wrote:Sure if defibs and patches are buffed to like they were before, speed cloning and old defibs are the only way to deal with the aftermath of a murderbone in less than 30 minutes. Having to do surgery on every other clone baby will get old fast or it will need to be on such a low chance that it may as well not be in the game.
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