Do you sit, or stand?

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Do you Sit or stand when you wipe your buttocks?

Sitting
21
18%
Sitting
21
18%
Sitting
21
18%
Stand
14
12%
Stand
14
12%
Stand
14
12%
Other
3
3%
Other
3
3%
Other
3
3%
Abstain
1
1%
Abstain
1
1%
Abstain
1
1%
 
Total votes: 117
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NikNakFlak
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Do you sit, or stand?

Post by NikNakFlak » #22833

Yes, it is this poll from the old forums again. It's a simple question, do you sit or stand when you go to wipe your buttocks?
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Munchlax
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Munchlax » #22834

Both.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Stickymayhem » #22835

Handstand
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Mandurrrh » #22847

Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Remie Richards » #22851

Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
^ This
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #22852

head in bowl; legs in the air

a monk from tibet taught me that one
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Kraso » #22866

ColonicAcid wrote:head in bowl; legs in the air

a monk from tibet taught me that one
could you say you're a literal shithead then :^)))))))
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #22869

no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Mandurrrh » #22884

ColonicAcid wrote:no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #22885

>implying i would partake in such illicit activities such as having sex for procreation and pleasure
>implying i would involve ass into all that equation
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ThanatosRa » #22894

It's a catch 22 CA. If you admit to it, you admit to it. If you deny it, no one believes you.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #22939

Fuck you dad you can't tell me how to suck a dick!
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by kosmos » #22964

NikNakFlak wrote:wipe your buttocks?
What. BUTTOCKS? Not wiping your asshole? Is this some sex thing? I voted sitting because that's the only case when I wipe anything near my asshole.

...do americans only wipe their buttocks instead of their asshole after taking a shit? Jesus christ people, learn to use a bidet spray.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by DrPillzRedux » #22995

Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.
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a correct post by pillz
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by paprika » #23055

crumpled or folded toilet paper
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Mono » #23068

Reversed position is best position. Now I can enjoy my chili whilst on the toilet.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #23072

What is reverse position.
Wait do you mean you fucking sit down looking at the toilet? What evil and disturbed person came up with that.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by paprika » #23079

Someone who wanted to eat some chili
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Stickymayhem » #23085

Cistern is an awesome table and sometimes you find a nuke disk inside.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ThanatosRa » #23108

What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Stickymayhem » #23150

ThanatosRa wrote:What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
Constipation.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by srifenbyxp » #23155

Depends if the toliets clean or not
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Timbrewolf » #23182

It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by peoplearestrange » #23185

I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
Whatever
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Mono » #23231

peoplearestrange wrote:I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
The people have a right to know!
Spoiler:
Mono was Sweeny Thyme (survived)
Objective #1: Make an example out of those who would harm the station's innocent animals. Success!
Objective #2: Do not kill them. Success!
The traitor was successful!

DEAD: ADMIN(Scaredofshadows) says, "assistants are to space stations as badgers are to the animal kingdom"
DEAD: ADMIN(Scaredofshadows) says, "too many badgers and they'd take over the world"

OOC: Arkire: Wizards, please obey the wizardly bushido code of honour in the future, so as to avoid hurting the feelings of the people you're allowed - and encouraged - to kill. I suggest falling on your staff and being impaled in order to appease them
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #23232

An0n3 wrote:It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?

-snip-
This position is actually proven to stop piles and is generally a better position to take when pooping.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Rolan7 » #23757

What the hell kind of question is this? I've had to stand briefly to get a fresh roll of toilet paper, and it makes everything infinitely awful. This must be a joke.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Munchlax » #23929

What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.
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Mandurrrh

Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Mandurrrh » #24154

geilebeer wrote:What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.
I wish I hadn't laughed so hard at this...
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Miauw » #24277

DrPillzRedux wrote:
Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.
i guess thats needed if you're fat as fuck, but i can just check the tp while sitting down.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by OtherDalfite » #24366

I stand because I am not an ape, my spinal column is perfectly capable of sustaining myself in an upright position.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Kot » #24399

I bomb gravity generator and float while wiping my ass.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Reyouka » #24996

Squatting
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by Malkevin » #26871

I still don't get how standing-wiping works without causing your cheeks to clump together and smear the shit everywhere.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by TheTerbs » #26924

I'm gender neutral actually
you're gonna carry that weight
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Post by ColonicAcid » #26961

what so you go halfway between sitting and standing or you like poop into your hand and then proceed to throw the poop into the bowl like you're at a superbowl game and you just scored the game winning try HUH YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS FIREWORKS.
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