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D&B · Post by **D&B** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:34 pm #231808

Bottom post of the previous page:

Make it three Drake's whose breaths do brute, burn, or toxic damage.

Screemonster · Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:01 am

Five headed multi-part mob with heads that do brute, burn, toxic, tesla bolts and freon

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:56 am #231878

D&B wrote:Double Drake trophy

Shit son you did it too, nice!

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:04 am #231899

>not Double Dragon and giving him sleeping carp scroll as reward

Danowar · Post by **Danowar** » Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:15 am #231900

Grazyn wrote:>not Double Dragon and giving him sleeping carp scroll as reward

I now want to see the Hyper Knee programmed into the game.

[youtube]gwv7z_sJi1g[/youtube]

Nega10 · Post by **Nega10** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:28 am #232108

Spoiler:

Not the most original or sturdy, but It could hold off anything but Ripleys.

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:17 am #232117

i've always wanted to make some sort of conveyor/disposals system for bartenders

every time i've tried they bitch me out for turning their place into a construction zone, engiborgs can't do the whole job alone and also it's a pain in the ass to construct anything in the limited space.

also disposals spill drinks. fug.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:12 am #232123

Cik wrote:also disposals spill drinks. fug.

I love the little traits that certain jobs get. Clowns healing from banana, security from sprinkles, and that the bartender cannot spill a drink. I remember a time when a bartender was playing double duty as chemist and lacked a chem-master to empty his beakers, discovered that he couldn't spill beakers by throwing them. I wish I had capped the moment.
/me drops to his knees and curses the gods, "why must i be cursed with such perfection!!"

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:42 am #232131

MimicFaux wrote:
Cik wrote:also disposals spill drinks. fug.
I love the little traits that certain jobs get. Clowns healing from banana, security from sprinkles, and that the bartender cannot spill a drink. I remember a time when a bartender was playing double duty as chemist and lacked a chem-master to empty his beakers, discovered that he couldn't spill beakers by throwing them. I wish I had capped the moment.
/me drops to his knees and curses the gods, "why must i be cursed with such perfection!!"

I like that, but as it stands, jobs in SS13 are pretty hardcoded, so if you nuke a few jobs you might break a ton of shit because jobs aren't modular.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:48 pm #232160

CosmicScientist wrote:Did someone tell them afterwards to harm intent and click the floor?

Was way too funny to spoil.

Danowar · Post by **Danowar** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:52 pm #232305

A E S T H E T I C

bonus

the frogs were exploding into tendies

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:46 am #233790

Imagine an entire station looking like this.
I fucking hate kudzu. Especially exploding wall kudzu.

TheWulfe · Post by **TheWulfe** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:39 am #234130

'When Security Goes Megaturbohitler During Rev'

onleavedontatme · Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:51 am

You should have screencapped when the rev chemist ran in and incinerated all those people.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:22 am #234157

TheWulfe wrote:'When Security Goes Megaturbohitler During Rev'

Interestingly, I took a screen shot of that same moment and place for the admin-thread.

bman · Post by **bman** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:45 pm #234328

robust golems making mechas like fucking candies (this what happen when i rnd god bless duke guide)

sorry for potato quality

i tell dorsidwarf to put me on centcomm as a drone and let me modify the escape shuttle which was originally the secure transport vessel tiny shitty thing

the madman actually did it

this happen when i build the shuttle

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:53 pm #234371

bman wrote:

robust golems making mechas like fucking candies (this what happen when i rnd god bless duke guide)

I wish my golem rounds would go long enough for this, by the time I get a ripley built, the shuttle's already docked because someone stubbed their toe on a field generator and loose'd the tesla or some golem thinks getting mesons and webbing is more important than the fukkin legacy.

Anyways

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:48 pm #234393

You lucky bastard. Nat 20 on the die of fate is Wizard antag. Nat 1 is a gibbing though. I don't remember what the other results did.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:44 am #235244

press f to pay respekts

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:47 pm #235426

Deitus wrote:

press f to pay respekts

((((((((((((

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:09 am #235507

in context kevin was a tator who kidnapped a bunch of people and told them to kill each other with the survivor fighting kevin in a fair fight

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:33 am #235528

people that have that attitude should just be banned

if you aren't incredibly into RP i understand, and people of that persuasion can still be good players, but if you hate RP you should just be kicked out. it's a cancerous attitude.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:57 am #235543

See, shit like this is the reason I've been memeing on Okand to candidate me.

Post by **Owegno** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:09 pm #235573

imblyings wrote:in context kevin was a tator who kidnapped a bunch of people and told them to kill each other with the survivor fighting kevin in a fair fight

That sounds amazing and I wish I got to see it.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:22 am #235919

The day Kor promised to Permabann himself if it was cult, it was.

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:40 pm #236398

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:21 am #236737

Perhaps I won't play Bagil today.

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:42 am #236757

I am very happy you saved that Mehki. THe context for the first memo from me was i initially memoed kevinS000.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:11 am #237056

[Security] Science requests console beeps, "PRIORITY Alert in Science (Authenticated): THERES A BEAR IN THE EXPERMINTOR LAB!"
Gave me a giggle.

Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:48 am

MimicFaux wrote:[Security] Science requests console beeps, "PRIORITY Alert in Science (Authenticated): THERES A BEAR IN THE EXPERMINTOR LAB!"
Gave me a giggle.

quotes thread is that way

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:52 am #237071

Point and laugh everyone. I misclicked on the wrong thread.

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:53 pm #238549

Sybil had a 4 and a half hour round and it wasn't even extended.
Built a fully functional auxillary base, with atmos and power.

Full size here

Solars was mostly a test since it was in the middle of lavaland, it does get power if it's near the edge of the map.

Shoutouts to Rayner (FORGOT THE FUCKING LAST NAME GOOD JOB ME), Zoey Webb and Loves-The-Lizards.

darkpaladin109 · Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:34 am

loadsa money
also wow the quality on this is way worse than I thought it'd be

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:36 pm #239144

or is that screenshot of text a "quote"

Swagbringer · Post by **Swagbringer** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:27 pm #239611

Not a screenshot but a photo. I stumbled upon the Bartender engaging in some "High quality roleplaying" and got a quick snap, its a shame there were no security that shift or I would have dropped it off at their desk.

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:01 am #239968

Swagbringer, did you play on the Emerald Dream Vanilla WoW private server like, 4 years ago?

Swagbringer · Sun Jan 01, 2017 12:43 pm

Fiz Bump wrote:Swagbringer, did you play on the Emerald Dream Vanilla WoW private server like, 4 years ago?

I did yeah, with <The Vidya> guild with Dragmyre. Small world huh.

EasX · Post by **EasX** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:42 pm #240084

Paper Generator
just for fun

francinum · Post by **francinum** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:20 am #240091

From the same round as above, and not too far away...

Spoiler:

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:00 am #240111

coolest shuttle yet guys

Spoiler:

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:08 am #240119

I am so happy that I had something to do with that! (I was a Traitor RD that round, I released

OUR LORD

while deep inside the asteroid shuttle. The CE somehow survived and became the King.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:21 am #240135

Asteroid rock's baseturf isn't asteroid sand?

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:08 pm #240201

XDTM wrote:Asteroid rock's baseturf isn't asteroid sand?

I think only part of it is. The singulo turned some turfs to space, others remained asteroid sand. It is likely a mapping issue.

Okand37 · Post by **Okand37** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:49 pm #240219

I'm glad to see a lot of people are finding fun things to do with all the things in maintenance on delta station!

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:41 pm #240253

Gun Hog wrote:I am so happy that I had something to do with that! (I was a Traitor RD that round, I released OUR LORD while deep inside the asteroid shuttle. The CE somehow survived and became the King.

i was literally one tile from dying because i kept getting stunned but I survived on a miracle and a half

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:49 pm #240267

EasX wrote:

Paper Generator
just for fun

how much power would that generate and how many would I need to power the station?

francinum · Post by **francinum** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:09 am #240304

BeeSting12 wrote:
EasX wrote:-snip
how much power would that generate and how many would I need to power the station?

It drains power.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:32 am #240309

You'd think that's fucking obvious.

Screemonster · Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:49 am

It should be, but this is the game that allowed you to use a cell charger to recharge a power cell to swap out for the depleted cell in the APC which you could then recharge using the cell charger powered by the cell you just charged

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:04 am #240331

The Laws of Thermodynamics are just a suggestion anyways

Not-Dorsidarf · Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:40 pm

DemonFiren wrote:You'd think that's fucking obvious.

wasnt the pr that made an upgraded coil not produce power from a teslagrille array only merged last weekend?