What to do with a deep fryer?

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What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Shaps-cloud » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:50 pm #275767

Hi friends, I recently decided to splurge a bit on a small deep fryer from Hamilton Beach, and it'll be arriving tomorrow on Tuesday. Now the real question is, what should I deep fry first? I'm a skinny twig so I don't really care about getting fat, and I intend to at some point or another deep fry candy bars, so don't let diabetes guilt push you away from recommending me something delicious. What are your secrets?
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Lumbermancer » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:54 pm #275768

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:12 pm #275775

Deep fry a pickle. Fried pickles are good.
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby calzilla1 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:58 pm #275785

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:26 pm #275801

Shaps-cloud wrote:Hi friends, I recently decided to splurge a bit on a small deep fryer from Hamilton Beach, and it'll be arriving tomorrow on Tuesday. Now the real question is, what should I deep fry first? I'm a skinny twig so I don't really care about getting fat, and I intend to at some point or another deep fry candy bars, so don't let diabetes guilt push you away from recommending me something delicious. What are your secrets?


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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Qbopper » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:00 pm #275848

i saw a video of some morbidly obese ladies deepfrying twinkies and oreos, give that a shot

also this is a genuinely awful idea, unlike ss13 you can't compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer irl
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Screemonster » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:01 pm #275949

Candy bars?

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

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Postby lntigracy » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:37 pm #276046

Put your face in it.

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Postby iamgoofball » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:39 pm #276049

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Postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:42 pm #276057

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:49 pm #276143

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby bman » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:09 pm #276157

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Fiz Bump » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:50 am #276261

Deepfry an entire gatorade-basted turkey.
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby Cherrypone » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:24 am #277798

deep fry random objects like a REAL /tg/station chef
In all seriousness try apple fritters

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby 420weedscopes » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:03 am #278221

apple, pan-fried pears, plantains (roast them after if you want, drizzle on maple syrup though), duck, crab, the list can go on pretty much infinitely but those are Pretty Good
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Postby SergeantSkread » Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:43 am #279138

Qbopper wrote:i saw a video of some morbidly obese ladies deepfrying twinkies and oreos, give that a shot

also this is a genuinely awful idea, unlike ss13 you can't compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer irl

it's way easier to throw some tendies or jalapeno poppers or w/e into the deep fryer than actually cook something

so yeah you can definitely compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer though it definitely takes a bit more commitment than a microwave

420weedscopes wrote:apple, pan-fried pears, plantains (roast them after if you want, drizzle on maple syrup though), duck, crab, the list can go on pretty much infinitely but those are Pretty Good

oh man i've not tried most of these but plantains and fried crab are really great


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