Your character name: Jayce Wible (random, but kinda cool)
Their character name: Scott Osterweis
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): I don't know, but I've seen the character name before so it's probably his normal name
Server and time: Artyom around 3PM Pacific
Logs and/or screenshots:
Spoiler:
Robusticus [Security] says, "Lawyer has Combat Mech"
Scott Osterweis [Security] says, "I made this mech"
Kurt Voss [145.9] exclaims, "Thanks for coming to help guys!"
You put the seclite into the security belt.
ÿ! Squeek!
Saiga Pishuaipiao [145.9] says, "DURAND HOSTILE"
*---------*
This is Airica Zen!
She is wearing a sombrero on her head.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is severely malnourished.
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [Incarcerated]
*---------*
Robusticus [Security] says, "Lawyer has attacked people with Heavy Weapons"
Adam Jensen [145.9] asks, "What exosuit AI?"
Jayce Wible [Security] asks, "Where did the ninja go?"
Jayce Wible asks, "Where did the ninja go?"
Holden Sidower [Security] says, "Ninja vanished somewhere"
Daniel Mac Namara says, "okey"
Adam Jensen [145.9] says, "I can stop it"
That's Terminus.
Autonomous Power Loader Unit. The workhorse of the exosuit world.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
the hydraulic clamp
the drill
the wormhole generator
Daniel Mac Namara says, "open the awy"
RED BARON raises the ÿHoNkER BlAsT 5000
Holden Sidower [Security] says, "Fall back to Escape."
Terminus starts to drill the floor
Baron Von Honk [145.9] says, "KUDZU"
Terminus starts to drill the space vines
Baron Von Honk [145.9] says, "RELEASE THE PETEKRAKEN"
Kenzie Smith says, "Thanks"
Kiera Smail hugs Kenzie Smith to make her feel better!
Terminus starts to drill the space vines
That's RED BARON.
Produced by "Tyranny of Honk, INC", this exosuit is designed as heavy clown-support. Used to spread the fun and joy of life. HONK!
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
the ÿHoNkER BlAsT 5000
the ÿPBT "Pacifier" mounted taser
the banana mortar
Ridley Oppenheimer puts the mining drill into the bag of holding.
Saiga Pishuaipiao has analyzed Lana Adams's vitals!
Tames Chaylor asks, "Is it possible to ride in the cargo unit in that?"
Saiga Pishuaipiao has analyzed Lana Adams's vitals!
Ridley Oppenheimer says, "fucking great"
RED BARON raises the banana mortar
Alfred Keplin [Security] says, "Get to the shuttle, Ninja is not an issue right now."
Kurt Voss puts the collectable slime hat into the satchel.
Jayce Wible says, "Do NOT blast that horn"
Kenzie Smith says, "woop[s"
Saiga Pishuaipiao has been hit by the banana peel.
Kenzie Smith says, "Thaks"
Lana Adams examines herself.
Hunter Hyde has been hit by the banana peel.
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Saiga Pishuaipiao starts to apply the the bruise pack on Lana Adams...
Kenzie Smith hugs Holden Sidower to make him feel better!
Ridley Oppenheimer [145.9] says, " someone get pete to escape"
Hunter Hyde attempted to disarm Saiga Pishuaipiao!
Terminus raises the wormhole generator
OOC: Opheuse: wow
Saiga Pishuaipiao gasps!
RED BARON raises the ÿHoNkER BlAsT 5000
That's a floor.
ÿ!Kenzie Smith buckles in!
ÿ!Hunter Hyde buckles in!
Robusticus [Security] says, "Durand Is Hostile"
Alfred Keplin [Security] says, "Got it."
Robusticus [Security] says, "Shoot on sight"
Scott Osterweis [Security] says, "Self Defence"
Holden Sidower [Security] says, "Respectfully, nothing I can do about it."
ÿ!Daniel Mac Namara buckles in!
ÿ!Ridley Oppenheimer buckles in!
HONK
Daniel Mac Namara talks but you cannot hear them.
N.A.M.E. talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
Kenzie Smith talks but you cannot hear them.
N.A.M.E. talks but you cannot hear them.
Baron Von Honk talks but you cannot hear them.
Alfred Keplin puts the mateba into the security satchel.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
The ÿemergency medibot has been hit by Lana Adams with the health analyzer.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
Kenzie Smith talks but you cannot hear them.
You fire the ion rifle!
The RED BARON armor deflects the projectile
You fire the ion rifle!
The RED BARON armor deflects the projectile
You fire the ion rifle!
The RED BARON armor deflects the projectile
Hunter Hyde presses a button on the ÿNuclear Fission Explosive toy
Baron Von Honk talks but you cannot hear them.
Alfred Keplin fires the energy gun!
Baron Von Honk is hit by an electrode in the head!
Kenzie Smith hugs Daniel Mac Namara to make him feel better!
Alfred Keplin puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Baron Von Honk talks but you cannot hear them.
Robusticus talks but you cannot hear them.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
Alfred Keplin is trying to put handcuffs on Baron Von Honk!
Suess Isyde Soucumm talks but you cannot hear them.
Baron Von Honk has been stunned with the stunbaton by Holden Sidower!
ÿ!Adam Jensen starts to climb into Terminus
Ridley Oppenheimer talks but you cannot hear them.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
Holden Sidower puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Ward Robertson examines himself.
ÿ!Suess Isyde Soucumm buckles in!
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Baron Von Honk stammers, "you'al-ll-l-l-l ar-r-re f-full-l o n-no un-n"
ÿ!Baron Von Honk is buckled in to the chair by Alfred Keplin!
Kenzie Smith says, "Nice"
Scott Osterweis [145.9] says, "Rip Baron"
Kenzie Smith says, "I said"
Jayce Wible says, "YOU FUCK"
Baron Von Honk says, "Fuckers"
Jayce Wible says, "I WARNED YOU"
Scott Osterweis [145.9] says, "We hardley knew thee"
Kenzie Smith says, "FUCKING IDIOT HOP"
Tames Chaylor pries the canister [Air] from the ÿH.O.N.K wreckage.
Baron Von Honk asks, "me fuck?"
N.A.M.E. states, "warden"
Baron Von Honk has been hit in the chest with the ion rifle by Jayce Wible!
Daniel Mac Namara says, "oh"
Jayce Wible says, "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Daniel Mac Namara says, "makes more sense"
N.A.M.E. states, "the durand is in the emergency recovery area"
Kenzie Smith says, "Shes a dumb cunt for letting that clown in science"
Baron Von Honk [145.9] says, "BROOTALITY"
Baron Von Honk says, "BROOTALITY"
ÿHunter Hyde has thrown the photo.
Jayce Wible tries to remove Baron Von Honk's radio headset.
Kiera Smail unbuckled !
Jayce Wible tries to remove Baron Von Honk's Giggles von Honkerton.
ÿ!Kiera Smail buckles in!
Baron Von Honk says, "Re=mvonf"
You try to empty Baron Von Honk's left pocket.
You try to empty Baron Von Honk's right pocket.
ÿHunter Hyde has thrown the photo.
Kenzie Smith says, "Because they dont want the clown to bother them"
Baron Von Honk says, "Took my headste"
Ward Robertson says, "Holy shit that gun is sexy"
Daniel Mac Namara says, "Head of Personel gave her access"
ÿHunter Hyde has thrown the photo.
Robusticus has been hit by the photo.
Baron Von Honk says, "Warden confirmed for hitler"
Kiera Smail unbuckled !
Hunter Hyde unbuckled !
Jayce Wible says, "YOU HAVE BEEN PUSHING ME ALL SHIFT"
Baron Von Honk attempts to unbuckle themself!
Jayce Wible tries to remove Baron Von Honk's PDA-Baron Von Honk (Clown).
Baron Von Honk asks, "what?"
Baron Von Honk says, "I have seen you twice"
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "oh sorry"
Kiera Smail puts the kitty ears into the leather satchel.
ÿ!Jakob Andrews buckles in!
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "I sawy you at shift start and BROUGHT YOU DONUTS"
Unknown puts the black skirt into the leather satchel.
Jakob Andrews puts the wooden plank into the satchel.
Jayce Wible blinds Unknown with the flash!
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
ÿthe ÿemergency medibot is trying to inject Daniel Mac Namara!
Jakob Andrews unbuckled !
ÿthe ÿemergency medibot injects Daniel Mac Namara with the syringe!
Unknown unbuckled !
The ÿemergency medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "halp me"
The ÿemergency medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
The ÿemergency medibot points at Jakob Andrews!
Jayce Wible says, "AND SINCE THEN YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT SHIT"
Kenzie Smith hugs Holden Sidower to make him feel better!
Robusticus fires the taser gun!
ÿLana Adams has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Unknown hugs Jakob Andrews to make him feel better!
ÿOfficer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Lana Adams!
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) asks, "what?"
This is an ion rifle. It is a huge item.
A man portable anti-armor weapon designed to disable mechanical threats
Daniel Mac Namara sighs.
Holden Sidower puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "has not"
Jakob Andrews attempts to feed Tames Chaylor the misc Condiment Bottle (Jakob's Freaky Sauce).
N.A.M.E. states, "Please refrain from harm"
Valerie Sinnet says, "Jayce."
Jakob Andrews feeds Tames Chaylor the misc Condiment Bottle (Jakob's Freaky Sauce).
Holden Sidower says, "You killed the Head of Sec's pet."
Ward Robertson says, "You killed my pet"
Valerie Sinnet says, "Rifle, down here. Now."
Jakob Andrews attempts to feed Holden Sidower the misc Condiment Bottle.
Holden Sidower says, "Duh."
Jakob Andrews feeds Holden Sidower the misc Condiment Bottle.
Kenzie Smith asks, "Who brought beepsky?"
*---------*
This is Valerie Sinnet!
She is wearing a captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy.
She is wearing a captain's hat on her head.
She has a captain's backpack on her back.
She has some captain's gloves on her hands.
She has an energy gun about her waist.
She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
She has Health Scanner HUD covering her eyes.
She has ÿthe captain's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Valerie Sinnet (Captain).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Saiga Pishuaipiao says, "Warden the mech is here"
Saiga Pishuaipiao says, "HELP"
Ward Robertson twitches violently.
Kenzie Smith says, "Shuttle griefffff beepsky here"
Unknown props their feet on the monitor.
Valerie Sinnet says, "The mech is in there."
Scott Osterweis says, "MAI RIGHTS"
That's MAI RIGHTS.
An aging combat exosuit utilized by the Nanotrasen corporation. Originally developed to combat hostile alien lifeforms.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
the ÿUltra AC 2
the energy relay
the ÿCH-LC "Solaris" laser cannon
Hunter Hyde examines himself.
*---------*
This is Art Young!
They are wearing an ancient hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing an ancient hardsuit.
They are carrying an oxygen tank on their ancient hardsuit.
They have a backpack on their back.
They are holding an oxygen tank in their left hand.
They have a janibelt about their waist.
They are wearing PDA-Art Young (Janitor).
They have minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Alfred Keplin exclaims, "Go!"
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Valerie Sinnet says, "Shoot it, you dork."
MAI RIGHTS pushes Alfred Keplin out of the way.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Art Young hits MAI RIGHTS with the oxygen tank.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Art Young is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Unknown hugs Ridley Oppenheimer to make him feel better!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Ridley Oppenheimer hits MAI RIGHTS with the mining drill.
The MAI RIGHTS armor deflects the projectile
The security radio headset overloads.
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet fires the ion rifle!
Alfred Keplin hits MAI RIGHTS with the mateba.
Alfred Keplin fires the mateba!
Saiga Pishuaipiao is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Alfred Keplin fires the mateba!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Ridley Oppenheimer is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Hunter Hyde is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Hunter Hyde is hit by a bullet in the head!
Hunter Hyde is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Valerie Sinnet says, "Thanks."
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Unknown fires the energy gun!
Saiga Pishuaipiao gasps!
Scott Osterweis says, "MAI RIGHTS"
Unknown fires the energy gun!
You hit MAI RIGHTS with the revolver.
You hit MAI RIGHTS with the revolver.
ÿThe the revolver bounces off MAI RIGHTS armor.
Unknown fires the energy gun!
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
Alfred Keplin examines himself.
You put the revolver into the security backpack.
Unknown shakes Valerie Sinnet trying to get her up!
Saiga Pishuaipiao gasps!
Hunter Hyde unbuckled !
Jayce Wible says, "FUCK"
Ridley Oppenheimer gasps!
Ridley Oppenheimer puts the mining drill into the bag of holding.
ÿ!Unknown buckles in!
Ridley Oppenheimer puts the box into the bag of holding.
Valerie Sinnet says, "That solves that."
N.A.M.E. (Played by: My_Cool_Name)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The traitors were:
Samis was S.H.R.O.O.M (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ty Andrews, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
Objective #3: Do not allow any organic lifeforms to escape on the shuttle alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Mandurrh was Kenzie Smith (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!
Nebyab was Chip Simmons (survived) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
R.Herring was Daniel Mac Namara (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!
AlphaaBeta was Grandmaster Zero (survived)
Objective #1: Accumulate 10 capture points. It is better if they remain relatively unharmed. Fail.
Objective #2: Download 14 research levels. Success!
Objective #3: Nothing Fail.
Objective #4: Protect Jazmin Malcovich, the Head of Personnel, from harm. Success!
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Success!
Objective #6: Our honor is on the line. Utilize only honorable tactics when dealing with opponents. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!
Scott Osterweis [Security] says, "I made this mech"
Kurt Voss [145.9] exclaims, "Thanks for coming to help guys!"
You put the seclite into the security belt.
ÿ! Squeek!
Saiga Pishuaipiao [145.9] says, "DURAND HOSTILE"
*---------*
This is Airica Zen!
She is wearing a sombrero on her head.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is severely malnourished.
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [Incarcerated]
*---------*
Robusticus [Security] says, "Lawyer has attacked people with Heavy Weapons"
Adam Jensen [145.9] asks, "What exosuit AI?"
Jayce Wible [Security] asks, "Where did the ninja go?"
Jayce Wible asks, "Where did the ninja go?"
Holden Sidower [Security] says, "Ninja vanished somewhere"
Daniel Mac Namara says, "okey"
Adam Jensen [145.9] says, "I can stop it"
That's Terminus.
Autonomous Power Loader Unit. The workhorse of the exosuit world.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
the hydraulic clamp
the drill
the wormhole generator
Daniel Mac Namara says, "open the awy"
RED BARON raises the ÿHoNkER BlAsT 5000
Holden Sidower [Security] says, "Fall back to Escape."
Terminus starts to drill the floor
Baron Von Honk [145.9] says, "KUDZU"
Terminus starts to drill the space vines
Baron Von Honk [145.9] says, "RELEASE THE PETEKRAKEN"
Kenzie Smith says, "Thanks"
Kiera Smail hugs Kenzie Smith to make her feel better!
Terminus starts to drill the space vines
That's RED BARON.
Produced by "Tyranny of Honk, INC", this exosuit is designed as heavy clown-support. Used to spread the fun and joy of life. HONK!
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
the ÿHoNkER BlAsT 5000
the ÿPBT "Pacifier" mounted taser
the banana mortar
Ridley Oppenheimer puts the mining drill into the bag of holding.
Saiga Pishuaipiao has analyzed Lana Adams's vitals!
Tames Chaylor asks, "Is it possible to ride in the cargo unit in that?"
Saiga Pishuaipiao has analyzed Lana Adams's vitals!
Ridley Oppenheimer says, "fucking great"
RED BARON raises the banana mortar
Alfred Keplin [Security] says, "Get to the shuttle, Ninja is not an issue right now."
Kurt Voss puts the collectable slime hat into the satchel.
Jayce Wible says, "Do NOT blast that horn"
Kenzie Smith says, "woop[s"
Saiga Pishuaipiao has been hit by the banana peel.
Kenzie Smith says, "Thaks"
Lana Adams examines herself.
Hunter Hyde has been hit by the banana peel.
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Saiga Pishuaipiao starts to apply the the bruise pack on Lana Adams...
Kenzie Smith hugs Holden Sidower to make him feel better!
Ridley Oppenheimer [145.9] says, " someone get pete to escape"
Hunter Hyde attempted to disarm Saiga Pishuaipiao!
Terminus raises the wormhole generator
OOC: Opheuse: wow
Saiga Pishuaipiao gasps!
RED BARON raises the ÿHoNkER BlAsT 5000
That's a floor.
ÿ!Kenzie Smith buckles in!
ÿ!Hunter Hyde buckles in!
Robusticus [Security] says, "Durand Is Hostile"
Alfred Keplin [Security] says, "Got it."
Robusticus [Security] says, "Shoot on sight"
Scott Osterweis [Security] says, "Self Defence"
Holden Sidower [Security] says, "Respectfully, nothing I can do about it."
ÿ!Daniel Mac Namara buckles in!
ÿ!Ridley Oppenheimer buckles in!
HONK
Daniel Mac Namara talks but you cannot hear them.
N.A.M.E. talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
Kenzie Smith talks but you cannot hear them.
N.A.M.E. talks but you cannot hear them.
Baron Von Honk talks but you cannot hear them.
Alfred Keplin puts the mateba into the security satchel.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
The ÿemergency medibot has been hit by Lana Adams with the health analyzer.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
Kenzie Smith talks but you cannot hear them.
You fire the ion rifle!
The RED BARON armor deflects the projectile
You fire the ion rifle!
The RED BARON armor deflects the projectile
You fire the ion rifle!
The RED BARON armor deflects the projectile
Hunter Hyde presses a button on the ÿNuclear Fission Explosive toy
Baron Von Honk talks but you cannot hear them.
Alfred Keplin fires the energy gun!
Baron Von Honk is hit by an electrode in the head!
Kenzie Smith hugs Daniel Mac Namara to make him feel better!
Alfred Keplin puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Baron Von Honk talks but you cannot hear them.
Robusticus talks but you cannot hear them.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
Alfred Keplin is trying to put handcuffs on Baron Von Honk!
Suess Isyde Soucumm talks but you cannot hear them.
Baron Von Honk has been stunned with the stunbaton by Holden Sidower!
ÿ!Adam Jensen starts to climb into Terminus
Ridley Oppenheimer talks but you cannot hear them.
Tames Chaylor starts to apply the the bruise pack on himself...
Holden Sidower puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Ward Robertson examines himself.
ÿ!Suess Isyde Soucumm buckles in!
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Baron Von Honk stammers, "you'al-ll-l-l-l ar-r-re f-full-l o n-no un-n"
ÿ!Baron Von Honk is buckled in to the chair by Alfred Keplin!
Kenzie Smith says, "Nice"
Scott Osterweis [145.9] says, "Rip Baron"
Kenzie Smith says, "I said"
Jayce Wible says, "YOU FUCK"
Baron Von Honk says, "Fuckers"
Jayce Wible says, "I WARNED YOU"
Scott Osterweis [145.9] says, "We hardley knew thee"
Kenzie Smith says, "FUCKING IDIOT HOP"
Tames Chaylor pries the canister [Air] from the ÿH.O.N.K wreckage.
Baron Von Honk asks, "me fuck?"
N.A.M.E. states, "warden"
Baron Von Honk has been hit in the chest with the ion rifle by Jayce Wible!
Daniel Mac Namara says, "oh"
Jayce Wible says, "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Daniel Mac Namara says, "makes more sense"
N.A.M.E. states, "the durand is in the emergency recovery area"
Kenzie Smith says, "Shes a dumb cunt for letting that clown in science"
Baron Von Honk [145.9] says, "BROOTALITY"
Baron Von Honk says, "BROOTALITY"
ÿHunter Hyde has thrown the photo.
Jayce Wible tries to remove Baron Von Honk's radio headset.
Kiera Smail unbuckled !
Jayce Wible tries to remove Baron Von Honk's Giggles von Honkerton.
ÿ!Kiera Smail buckles in!
Baron Von Honk says, "Re=mvonf"
You try to empty Baron Von Honk's left pocket.
You try to empty Baron Von Honk's right pocket.
ÿHunter Hyde has thrown the photo.
Kenzie Smith says, "Because they dont want the clown to bother them"
Baron Von Honk says, "Took my headste"
Ward Robertson says, "Holy shit that gun is sexy"
Daniel Mac Namara says, "Head of Personel gave her access"
ÿHunter Hyde has thrown the photo.
Robusticus has been hit by the photo.
Baron Von Honk says, "Warden confirmed for hitler"
Kiera Smail unbuckled !
Hunter Hyde unbuckled !
Jayce Wible says, "YOU HAVE BEEN PUSHING ME ALL SHIFT"
Baron Von Honk attempts to unbuckle themself!
Jayce Wible tries to remove Baron Von Honk's PDA-Baron Von Honk (Clown).
Baron Von Honk asks, "what?"
Baron Von Honk says, "I have seen you twice"
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "oh sorry"
Kiera Smail puts the kitty ears into the leather satchel.
ÿ!Jakob Andrews buckles in!
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "I sawy you at shift start and BROUGHT YOU DONUTS"
Unknown puts the black skirt into the leather satchel.
Jakob Andrews puts the wooden plank into the satchel.
Jayce Wible blinds Unknown with the flash!
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
ÿthe ÿemergency medibot is trying to inject Daniel Mac Namara!
Jakob Andrews unbuckled !
ÿthe ÿemergency medibot injects Daniel Mac Namara with the syringe!
Unknown unbuckled !
The ÿemergency medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "halp me"
The ÿemergency medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
The ÿemergency medibot points at Jakob Andrews!
Jayce Wible says, "AND SINCE THEN YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT SHIT"
Kenzie Smith hugs Holden Sidower to make him feel better!
Robusticus fires the taser gun!
ÿLana Adams has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Unknown hugs Jakob Andrews to make him feel better!
ÿOfficer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Lana Adams!
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) asks, "what?"
This is an ion rifle. It is a huge item.
A man portable anti-armor weapon designed to disable mechanical threats
Daniel Mac Namara sighs.
Holden Sidower puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Baron Von Honk (as Unknown) says, "has not"
Jakob Andrews attempts to feed Tames Chaylor the misc Condiment Bottle (Jakob's Freaky Sauce).
N.A.M.E. states, "Please refrain from harm"
Valerie Sinnet says, "Jayce."
Jakob Andrews feeds Tames Chaylor the misc Condiment Bottle (Jakob's Freaky Sauce).
Holden Sidower says, "You killed the Head of Sec's pet."
Ward Robertson says, "You killed my pet"
Valerie Sinnet says, "Rifle, down here. Now."
Jakob Andrews attempts to feed Holden Sidower the misc Condiment Bottle.
Holden Sidower says, "Duh."
Jakob Andrews feeds Holden Sidower the misc Condiment Bottle.
Kenzie Smith asks, "Who brought beepsky?"
*---------*
This is Valerie Sinnet!
She is wearing a captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy.
She is wearing a captain's hat on her head.
She has a captain's backpack on her back.
She has some captain's gloves on her hands.
She has an energy gun about her waist.
She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
She has Health Scanner HUD covering her eyes.
She has ÿthe captain's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Valerie Sinnet (Captain).
Criminal status: [None]
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Saiga Pishuaipiao says, "Warden the mech is here"
Saiga Pishuaipiao says, "HELP"
Ward Robertson twitches violently.
Kenzie Smith says, "Shuttle griefffff beepsky here"
Unknown props their feet on the monitor.
Valerie Sinnet says, "The mech is in there."
Scott Osterweis says, "MAI RIGHTS"
That's MAI RIGHTS.
An aging combat exosuit utilized by the Nanotrasen corporation. Originally developed to combat hostile alien lifeforms.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
the ÿUltra AC 2
the energy relay
the ÿCH-LC "Solaris" laser cannon
Hunter Hyde examines himself.
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This is Art Young!
They are wearing an ancient hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing an ancient hardsuit.
They are carrying an oxygen tank on their ancient hardsuit.
They have a backpack on their back.
They are holding an oxygen tank in their left hand.
They have a janibelt about their waist.
They are wearing PDA-Art Young (Janitor).
They have minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
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Alfred Keplin exclaims, "Go!"
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Valerie Sinnet says, "Shoot it, you dork."
MAI RIGHTS pushes Alfred Keplin out of the way.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Art Young hits MAI RIGHTS with the oxygen tank.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Art Young is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Unknown hugs Ridley Oppenheimer to make him feel better!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Ridley Oppenheimer hits MAI RIGHTS with the mining drill.
The MAI RIGHTS armor deflects the projectile
The security radio headset overloads.
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet fires the ion rifle!
Alfred Keplin hits MAI RIGHTS with the mateba.
Alfred Keplin fires the mateba!
Saiga Pishuaipiao is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Alfred Keplin fires the mateba!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Ridley Oppenheimer is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Hunter Hyde is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Hunter Hyde is hit by a bullet in the head!
Hunter Hyde is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Valerie Sinnet says, "Thanks."
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Unknown fires the energy gun!
Saiga Pishuaipiao gasps!
Scott Osterweis says, "MAI RIGHTS"
Unknown fires the energy gun!
You hit MAI RIGHTS with the revolver.
You hit MAI RIGHTS with the revolver.
ÿThe the revolver bounces off MAI RIGHTS armor.
Unknown fires the energy gun!
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
Alfred Keplin examines himself.
You put the revolver into the security backpack.
Unknown shakes Valerie Sinnet trying to get her up!
Saiga Pishuaipiao gasps!
Hunter Hyde unbuckled !
Jayce Wible says, "FUCK"
Ridley Oppenheimer gasps!
Ridley Oppenheimer puts the mining drill into the bag of holding.
ÿ!Unknown buckles in!
Ridley Oppenheimer puts the box into the bag of holding.
Valerie Sinnet says, "That solves that."
N.A.M.E. (Played by: My_Cool_Name)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The traitors were:
Samis was S.H.R.O.O.M (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ty Andrews, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
Objective #3: Do not allow any organic lifeforms to escape on the shuttle alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Mandurrh was Kenzie Smith (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!
Nebyab was Chip Simmons (survived) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
R.Herring was Daniel Mac Namara (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!
AlphaaBeta was Grandmaster Zero (survived)
Objective #1: Accumulate 10 capture points. It is better if they remain relatively unharmed. Fail.
Objective #2: Download 14 research levels. Success!
Objective #3: Nothing Fail.
Objective #4: Protect Jazmin Malcovich, the Head of Personnel, from harm. Success!
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Success!
Objective #6: Our honor is on the line. Utilize only honorable tactics when dealing with opponents. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!
Spoiler:
Robusticus [Security] says, "Lawyer has Combat Mech"
Scott Osterweis [Security] says, "I made this mech"
Kurt Voss [145.9] exclaims, "Thanks for coming to help guys!"
You put the seclite into the security belt.
ÿ! Squeek!
Saiga Pishuaipiao [145.9] says, "DURAND HOSTILE"
...
Robusticus [Security] says, "Lawyer has attacked people with Heavy Weapons"
Adam Jensen [145.9] asks, "What exosuit AI?"
Scott Osterweis [Security] says, "I made this mech"
Kurt Voss [145.9] exclaims, "Thanks for coming to help guys!"
You put the seclite into the security belt.
ÿ! Squeek!
Saiga Pishuaipiao [145.9] says, "DURAND HOSTILE"
...
Robusticus [Security] says, "Lawyer has attacked people with Heavy Weapons"
Adam Jensen [145.9] asks, "What exosuit AI?"
Spoiler:
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Valerie Sinnet says, "Shoot it, you dork."
MAI RIGHTS pushes Alfred Keplin out of the way.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Art Young hits MAI RIGHTS with the oxygen tank.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Art Young is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Unknown hugs Ridley Oppenheimer to make him feel better!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Ridley Oppenheimer hits MAI RIGHTS with the mining drill.
The MAI RIGHTS armor deflects the projectile
The security radio headset overloads.
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet fires the ion rifle!
Your armor softens the blow!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Your armor softens the blow!
Valerie Sinnet says, "Shoot it, you dork."
MAI RIGHTS pushes Alfred Keplin out of the way.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Art Young hits MAI RIGHTS with the oxygen tank.
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Art Young is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Unknown hugs Ridley Oppenheimer to make him feel better!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Alfred Keplin is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Ridley Oppenheimer hits MAI RIGHTS with the mining drill.
The MAI RIGHTS armor deflects the projectile
The security radio headset overloads.
Jayce Wible is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Valerie Sinnet fires the ion rifle!
Why they should be banned: If I've never seen a guy and he immediately takes the lethal route as non-antag when we first meet, something's wrong. He had plenty of time to see what I had. If the first I hear over the radio about this mech is that it's hostile, something's wrong. It's not like there was a good period of time he was wandering around being a good citizen, it was pretty close to 1. Get mech -> 2. Troll everyone. If someone names their destructive weapon the meme-y "MAI RIGHTS" and continues to shout it throughout the fight instead of "Wait, this is a misunderstanding, I surrender" or even "STOP!", something is really wrong. Was this guy out to have fun at others' expense? It seems so. Did he set out in the RP-heavy job of lawyer to have fun and make an interesting experience for all? No way. He's just suit-tiding.
