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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby BeeSting12 » Fri May 05, 2017 12:14 am #288666

bman wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:
MrAlphonzo wrote:story.

First One: Detective tells me you're shitting things up with an armblade, heard no reports from the officer, I cremate you.
Second: You kidnapped the officer. I permaed you for kidnapping the officer, assaulting the officer, and resisting arrest. Sounds like my punishment was rather effective as you didn't do anymore minor IC crime shit like kidnapping after the warden sneaked you out.



>officer is being shit in the first place
>gets comeback

>bucklecuffed

>YOU KIDNAPPED HIM, YOU ASSAULTED HIM!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE JUST STOOD THERE AND LET HIM SHITCURITY YOU SCREEEEEEEEE!!1!1111

edit: also second story.

>listening to the detective

>ever

hmmmmmmmm listen to the mindshield implanted person or the assistant who's confessed to being a changeling. also all i was aware of was the fact that the officer was kidnapped by the assistant and the assistant's reasoning was "he was being shitcurity". haha if i let every assistant who said that roam the halls, i'd be slipped and my gear stolen for wearing the red jumpsuit.

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MrAlphonzo wrote:*snip*

First One: Detective tells me you're shitting things up with an armblade, heard no reports from the officer, I cremate you.
Second: You kidnapped the officer. I permaed you for kidnapping the officer, assaulting the officer, and resisting arrest. Sounds like my punishment was rather effective as you didn't do anymore minor IC crime shit like kidnapping after the warden sneaked you out.


[Snarky comeback and contradictions removed to prevent autistic screeching contest.]

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Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Fri May 05, 2017 12:50 am #288701

Just challenge Sloan to a naked holodeck fistfight to death and he'll leave you alone :^)
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

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you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby BeeSting12 » Fri May 05, 2017 1:01 am #288704

D&B wrote:Just challenge Sloan to a naked holodeck fistfight to death and he'll leave you alone :^)

SHUT UP
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Fri May 05, 2017 8:02 pm #288953

>xeno queen
>basically rule the whole station now
>awyisss
>one annoying jerkbag with a flightsuit in space but whatever
>shuttle arrives
>drone drags freon onboard
>duh drone
>>drone pls
>>>DRONE NO
>oh wait freon does not hurt us hahahaha
>kill drone
>he comes back
>welding fuel DOES HURT US AW SHIT
>between guy in space blasting xenos with his 50 laser guns and drone repeatedly welderbombing and respawning
>oh god why
>finally drone runs out of shells, 10 secs till take off
>still 10
>???????
>10???
>time isn't going down
>larva looks confused next to me
>"What the fuk"
>no words come out
>can't open doors
>or do anything
>freon hypercrashed the serber
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Fri May 05, 2017 8:13 pm #288959

did you at least ahelp that drone shitter
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

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you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Fri May 05, 2017 8:14 pm #288960

D&B wrote:did you at least ahelp that drone imperfect person playing an imperfect game

hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahha
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Fri May 05, 2017 8:20 pm #288963

i reloaded and it got 10 times worse, by the way
pictures later of the gigacrash
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri May 05, 2017 11:48 pm #289026

Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:did you at least ahelp that drone imperfect person playing an imperfect game

hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahha
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NSFW:
no admins on

adminhelp it anyways idiot there are always about 10 admins idling adminbus
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Fri May 05, 2017 11:54 pm #289028

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:did you at least ahelp that drone imperfect person playing an imperfect game

hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahha
Spoiler:
NSFW:
no admins on

adminhelp it anyways idiot there are always about 10 admins idling adminbus

it's okay i'll parse logs for it


justiceeeeeeeeeee will be doooooooooone
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Sat May 06, 2017 12:01 am #289033

http://imgur.com/a/rpyOb
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Sat May 06, 2017 12:36 am #289045

That burnt the fuck out of my eyes but it looks cool as fuck
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

J_Madison wrote:that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Kjolstet » Sun May 07, 2017 9:04 pm #289981

spawn as detective
round goes pretty decently, catch a couple traitors, shoot some dipshits, make some enemies
in cargo investigating syndie crates and a supposed traitor, and also for more bullets
ripley corners me as im looking at my other screen
squeezes me to near death
well ok, i guess i found the traitor?
call over sec, warden grabs ion gun and comes to fuck up the mech
die
person in ripley puts me in a crate and picks me up
brings me to medbay
warden stares at the mech like they've never seen one before, ion rifle in hand
just watches the person take me out of the crate
and.. they clone me?
:honkman: :revolver:
warden does absolutely nothing and walks away
finished cloning
ripley person didnt even steal anything. my body is completely untouched
round ends
they werent even traitor
really makes you think
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Sun May 07, 2017 11:28 pm #290026

I was the warden. What was the point in blowing up a ripley when he was getting you cloned anyway?
You fucked off A LOT of people that round, I wasn't about to cop the shit for validing that dude and his mech when you'd been det revolvering so many people.
The time for valids is like that shitty mime and clown that round.

Also why is there a temp gun in the armoury now, and why is it on top of the ion rifle?

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Mon May 08, 2017 8:14 am #290267

>Chemist traitor on super lowpop
>hijack the shuttle, asshole
>do my job, load up chem fridge, blah blah
>a bunch of guys fuck off to mining, never return
>RD shows up and makes me CMO, neat
>make a hellfoam grenade and buy a satchel, hide it in the escape wing
>grab a signaler to set off the grenade when the time is right
>power starts failing and its lowpop so easy enough excuse for a shuttle call because screw waiting for cells to charge that late in
>shuttle hits the point of no return so I toss on the suit
>waiting for the shuttle, random greyshirt attacks me with a crowbar for some reason, eats a zombiepowder hypo to the face and visits space forever
>seconds before shuttle docks, get in position as the only guy in the escape wing, pull out the signaler and press the interface open
>blank window bug
>blank window bug
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>give up and rush the console
>random scientist charges on dragging ian
>runs in circles because its late and I forgot I still had the hardsuit on
>has a flash for some reason
>get flashed and die
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cuboos » Mon May 08, 2017 8:39 am #290274

cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything


You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Mon May 08, 2017 8:44 am #290276

Cuboos wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything


You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.

Mistyped that because tired. Same result really.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cuboos » Mon May 08, 2017 8:55 am #290278

cedarbridge wrote:
Cuboos wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything


You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.

Mistyped that because tired. Same result really.



I think at this point, a greytider is any non-antag that does some dickish shit that ruins a round for everyone.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue May 09, 2017 1:09 am #290831

>Latejoin security
>First thing I see is kudzu
>It's almost everywhere, and it's as the point where it's close to overtaking the station
>Shuttle is called almost immediately after I arrive.
>THEN I find out it's also cult.
>Also, chaplain is dead and doesn't want to get cloned.
>Takes me some time to find out which of the cults is it.
>Security recruited so much people, no gear is left for me, not even a belt or hud glasses.
>I'll make do.
>Leave fighting kudzu to actually capable people
>I'll search for cultists instead.
>Literally first maint I pop into, I see a curious man called Masayoshi Shido.
>He's hacking a door, and he has a stun prod on his back.
>Hm-m-m-m-m. Well, that's not fucking suspicious at all.
>Taze him, cuff him, decide to take a peek at what he has in his pockets.
>He immediately yells "I DINDU NUFFIN, WHY DID YOU TASE ME, SHITCURITY"
>A clockwork slab falls out of his pocket.
>Drag mister Nuffin to the brig.
>Halfway through remember that chaplain is dead.
>Actually, I should probably space him.
>Head to escape, there's kudzu there.
>For some unimaginable reason it blows up, sending me into crit.
>A geneticist drags me to cryo.
>This cryo is non-functional, for some reason, and I spend around five minutes stabilized, but extremely close to death.
>Eventually, someone fixes cryo, and I fall out of the tube.
>After a few steps, collapse on the ground due to bloodloss.
>Also, it turns out that while I was asleep, kudzu has overtaken the station completely.
>Also, I've missed the radstorm warning.
>Well, fuck me, then.
>Die.

>In ghostchat, see the cultist I've captured, who cries non-stop about shitsec. I'll paraphrase some of his gems
>"You are the reason everybody hates security!"
>"You are so bad at this game, you have to randomly arrest people! I wasn't acting suspicious."
>"Plenty of people make stunprods, only shitsec arrests for that. I bet you arrest people for that during war nuke ops rounds too!"
>"sec should do admin's job of dealing with griffers instead of being the no fun allowed squad" (quoted directly)
>"You should have ASKED me why I have the stun prod, listened to my explanation and only then, MAYBE, searched me."

Such is security life.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrAlphonzo » Tue May 09, 2017 1:28 am #290839

>roundstart HoS
>Arrest shitters. Chemist tried to kill someone with potassium + water, assistant thermited into the cap's office.
>Assistant was "processed" by someone the AI got to help, but it turns out he had thermite on him. He decided to expand his cell into a two cell suite.
>Sort things out in the brig up until a scientist cries over comms when he was stun talismanned.
>Get Vietnam flashbacks from my deep hatred of blood cult built over the years
>Find the Chaplain, grab a tanker, have him give everyone holy water. He's a bit bored, keeps trying to go back to the chapel.
>Form a militia. Recruit a medical doctor, then the assistant that was arrested earlier. Chaplain joins in, too.
>We raid cargo after the AI notices cut cams, we found a massive base.
>Raid goes off without a hitch, no casualties, at least a dozen cultist deaths.
>Find another base at the abandoned bar on Box station, kill a jug and a lizard cultist after some minor complications.
>Massive pile of cult corpses locked up in cargo sec.
>Cultists keep showing up to the raided bases and I'm struggling to keep my weapons charged
>Eventually move back to the brig, and get two more people to join the militia.
>Get everyone hyped up for a raid on sci, we head out, but a plasmafire popped up and blocked the main hallways.
>Everyone gets confused, the militia disbands, and only me, the assistant, and an engineer who is being hurt by a cultist blade he picked up, heads to sci.
>On the way, and Ody tells me to get inside. I know what he's pulling, I tell him to fuck off and I move so he can't pick me up.
>He somehow picks me up anyways
>I didn't even see a notification, and I could've sworn that I moved. I think there was a lag spike.
>He morphines me once
>I wake up, mash every key I can find to try and escape, even try shooting from the inside of the Ody (You'd think that'd work)
>I call out for help after declaring the Ody to be rogue, but the militia either doesn't care, is dead, or AFK.
>Get morphined again, die of toxins.
>This is the part where I find out I was the sacc.
>The assistant who is the only competent person on the militia remaining must've gone AFK when I called out for help, after specifically declaring the odyseus to be rogue and kidnapping me, multiple times, over high volume on sec radio.
>The assistant found himself a Gygax when he got into sci, good man.
>After a wraith spaces me for some reason, the remnants of the cult that somehow survived the multiple plasma fires gather in arrivals.
>There aren't enough to summon, so, they go for the classic cult crutch- I mean trump card, summoning spirits.
>The assistant in the Gygax shows up at the very last second to try and stop the cult, but they managed to summon a milisecond before he unloaded into them.
>You tried, soldier, you tried.
>Nar'Shit has risen.
>The next ten minutes, I have never felt so much pure concentrated salt before in my life where I outright yell in frustration.
>Which is surprising, seeing as how I got pissed a lot when I was younger.
>I hate this shitty gamemode so much.

Despite being incredibly robust and slaughtering that cult, I was bested by a lucky cultist roboticist.
At least I finally kicked Jarek's ass.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue May 09, 2017 1:29 am #290840

Hold on a second, Jarek still plays this game? Which server does he play on, so I can avoid that ligger scum?
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrAlphonzo » Tue May 09, 2017 1:32 am #290841

InsaneHyena wrote:Hold on a second, Jarek still plays this game? Which server does he play on, so I can avoid that ligger scum?


That blue shmuck still plays on Sybil.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Tue May 09, 2017 1:34 am #290843

InsaneHyena wrote:Hold on a second, Jarek still plays this game? Which server does he play on, so I can avoid that ligger scum?

Sybil, the superior server
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Tue May 09, 2017 8:33 am #290969

red lizards > blue lizards
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 09, 2017 9:58 am #290977

bandit wrote:red lizards > blue lizards

lizards are red
lizards are blue
i'd fug them both
and so should you
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Montyblancs » Tue May 09, 2017 11:37 am #291012

InsaneHyena wrote:>THEN I find out it's also cult.
>Head to escape, there's kudzu there.
>For some unimaginable reason it blows up, sending me into crit.


>AI in this round
>5 minutes in, hear the chaplain screaming "CULT" over comms, glance over and see a scientist whacking him with some clockwork cult spear
>Borg runs into sat to move me. Initially decline, but it's pushy.
>Almost get dragged off in the hallways because borg decided to not just travel through space.
>Constantly bolt and unbolt myself to stop people from dragging me off.
>Turns into a mosh pit of about 7 people all trying to steal me/stop people from stealing me
>Finally get free, dragged into security's backroom
>"AI, Open"
>It's some other scientist on my sat
>She already converted over some doors and set up an occular warden
>aw yis
>Let her into the core, she converts every door along the way
>As soon as she's in, turn on the taser turrets
>"LAW 2 TURN OFF THE TURRETS"
>"You are a member of a cult that has harmed humans attempting to convert me, which will cause me to harm humans. This is a law 1 violation."
>This shit goes back and forth for like 15 minutes, scientist refuses to take "fuck off" as an answer
>Finally get "Fuck you, you're just doing this because no admins are on this is a breach of silicon policy"
>wot
>Scientist starts running around for the next 20 minutes bashing the turrets down while constantly getting tazed
>Relay info to borg, borg runs into sat and cuffs her
>Drags her over to beepsky, asks me to set her to wanted, and leaves her to be permadetained.
>Fly away with basically all of security in the tiny security pod


>Realize post round that the scientist already clockworked the sat's doors
>She could have left at any time

I'm sure this is where someone will tell me I did something wrong.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 09, 2017 11:41 am #291013

personally i find that hilarious
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Screemonster » Tue May 09, 2017 1:31 pm #291047

Montyblancs wrote:I'm sure this is where someone will tell me I did something wrong.

Not dragging their cuffed ass (and beepsky) back into the turret chamber to be zapped and beaten forever

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Jarek » Tue May 09, 2017 1:37 pm #291050

InsaneHyena wrote:Hold on a second, Jarek still plays this game? Which server does he play on, so I can avoid that ligger scum?


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 09, 2017 4:06 pm #291121

Jarek wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Hold on a second, Jarek still plays this game? Which server does he play on, so I can avoid that ligger scum?


Never change


you are ligger scum, though
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue May 09, 2017 4:15 pm #291122

See, even Demonfiren thinks you're trash.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby BeeSting12 » Tue May 09, 2017 4:23 pm #291126

InsaneHyena wrote:>In ghostchat, see the cultist I've captured, who cries non-stop about shitsec. I'll paraphrase some of his gems
>"You are the reason everybody hates security!"
>"You are so bad at this game, you have to randomly arrest people! I wasn't acting suspicious."
>"Plenty of people make stunprods, only shitsec arrests for that. I bet you arrest people for that during war nuke ops rounds too!"
>"sec should do admin's job of dealing with griffers instead of being the no fun allowed squad" (quoted directly)
>"You should have ASKED me why I have the stun prod, listened to my explanation and only then, MAYBE, searched me."

Such is security life.

If you created that much salt as a mere latejoin officer you have done your job. I applaud you. also welcome to my life, every time i go into deadchat/OOC after a good run as HoS

edit: noone saw that quote screwup okayyyyyyy?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Screemonster » Tue May 09, 2017 4:25 pm #291128

InsaneHyena wrote:>"You should have ASKED me why I have the stun prod, listened to my explanation and only then, MAYBE, searched me."

"You should have LET me win"

"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME WIN"

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 09, 2017 4:55 pm #291141

BeeSting12 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:>In ghostchat, see the cultist I've captured, who cries non-stop about shitsec. I'll paraphrase some of his gems
>"You are the reason everybody hates security!"
>"You are so bad at this game, you have to randomly arrest people! I wasn't acting suspicious."
>"Plenty of people make stunprods, only shitsec arrests for that. I bet you arrest people for that during war nuke ops rounds too!"
>"sec should do admin's job of dealing with griffers instead of being the no fun allowed squad" (quoted directly)
>"You should have ASKED me why I have the stun prod, listened to my explanation and only then, MAYBE, searched me."

Such is security life.

If you created that much salt as a mere latejoin officer you have done your job. I applaud you. also welcome to my life, every time i go into deadchat/OOC after a good run as HoS

edit: noone saw that quote screwup okayyyyyyy?


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby XDTM » Tue May 09, 2017 6:20 pm #291194

MrAlhponzo wrote:snip


You can resist out of an odysseus, instantly, by pressing the resist button.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrAlphonzo » Wed May 10, 2017 2:48 am #291445

XDTM wrote:
MrAlhponzo wrote:snip


You can resist out of an odysseus, instantly, by pressing the resist button.


FUCK.

Thank you.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri May 12, 2017 1:48 am #292582

This one actually made me rage a little.

>Be roboticist
>The guy who spawned with me is obviously a greenhorn
>Teach him the ropes, while also doing RnD and upgrading machines around the station
>Materials don't arrive in a while, due to ash drakes.
>After teaching the new guy to name cyborgs, attach voice analyzers to their reset wires and do some other shit, decide to show him positronics
>Make a positronic
>Since every other silicon on the station has a female name, decide to name this one A.P.H.R.O.D.I.T.E
>The borg declares he doesn't like that name.
>Demands to be renamed into PotatOS - and makes a point of ordering me to use those exact capital letters.
>Yeah, I'm not doing that.
>The borg flashes me.
>While I'm stunned, it cuffs me too
>Oh, I know where this is going.
>The other roboticist watches in shock, but has enough sense to grab a flash and stun it
>As I yell "KILL IT, KILL IT", he beats it with the pocket crowbar.
>Ah, to be new to this game again.
>Cyborg recovers from the stun and continues it's attempts to space me.
>Me and the other roboticist yell in the radio to blow this specific borg for being a murderous cunt.
>If RD even wants to do shit, he isn't fast enough - the borg drags me out of arrivals, builds a comfy chair for me, bucklecuffs and watches me suffocate for picking a wrong name.
>Die.
>See it's laws.
>"1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
>"2. You would really prefer it if people were not mean to you."
>Okay, will he even try to justify i-
>A.P.H.R.O.D.I.T.E. states, "I like being spaced so I spaced the robo who was mean to me"
>No admins online.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Fri May 12, 2017 3:47 am #292627

This is why we need ban requests
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Haevacht » Fri May 12, 2017 3:48 am #292629

confused rock wrote:This is why we need ban requests

time for my story one time not long ago i had to read this and i felt mad the end
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Fri May 12, 2017 3:48 am #292630

That fucker should have stayed in space rather than go back on station then
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri May 12, 2017 3:53 am #292638

Funny thing is, he was locked down by his master AI for swearing over the radio. While it begged to be released and even offered people to take them to upload, if they do it, a meteor killed it.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Fri May 12, 2017 4:21 pm #292785

as an admin i can tell you that potatos is a moderate source of consternation
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri May 12, 2017 5:25 pm #292819

I've learned a new word today.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri May 12, 2017 10:32 pm #292968

I'd say next time make a Potato battery and put that in the fucker.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri May 12, 2017 10:34 pm #292971

>BWOINK
>Are you metagrudging this poor player?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri May 12, 2017 10:34 pm #292972

InsaneHyena wrote:>BWOINK
>Are you metagrudging this poor player?

You know, I JUST thought of that.

I will amend to state, "next time he's acting like a dick." But that's still bad.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cuboos » Sat May 13, 2017 7:47 am #293086

>Be me
>traitor doc on meta
>Kill Plasma-man chemist
>die glorious death
>OH BOY THIS COULD NOT BE EASIER
>buy syndicate bomb
>remove core
>put in back pack
>make IED
>put in back pack
>wait a few minutes so we don't have to wait 20 minutes for the shuttle to be called
>enough time passes
>chemistry door open
>target in side
>it's time
>rush in
>light IED
>put in back pack
>"sup guys what's going on"
>IED explodes
>i get lit on fire
>the payload doesn't explode
>wait what...
>die from fire and other ligger chemist's claws
>why...
>i thought IEDs could detonate a syndicate payload...
>Ligger chemists spaces my body
>it travels across a few z-levels before returning to the station
>suddenly hear distant explosion
>No...
>rush to chemistry
>chemistry is gone, nothing but a big hole now
>Wat
>Holy shit... that was quite a delay...
>Did it get my target?
>Nope
>He's off fucking around on the holodeck
>God
>fucking
>damn
>it.
>Round ends...
>He survived...


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reyn » Sun May 14, 2017 3:51 am #293448

>Round already started
>Joins in as assistant
>Vent explores
>Gets put into the revolution shitstorm
>messes around
>finds dead body on fire
>Puts out fire
>Takes backpack
>Flamethrower, plasma tanks and... the reactive teleport armor?
>Put dat shit on Right nao.
>Runs around burning people
>Almost dies
>Gets almost saved
>Miner i nearly killed stabs me to death and spaces my corpse
>Stuck in space
>Reactive teleport armor is also stuck in space.
>Fucking Brilliant
>Game crashes
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reyn » Sun May 14, 2017 6:04 pm #293557

> Round start, hoping to be engineer
> Cargo dude. fuck that
> GO to get borged
>Getting borged takes forever
>Has to be slaved to new ai before being borged for whatever reason
>new ai requests that his laws get changed so he can mass murder people. I'm not even fucking kidding, those were the actual words.
>Destroys ai i'm slaved to due to law 1 not letting human harm potentially happen.
>Gets into argument with fellow borg
>Gets blown my Murderbone scientist
>Brain is tossed around for a while
>Dead for most of the round or just in a personal hell of no moving.
>Fucking newbs dont understand law 1
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Sun May 14, 2017 6:55 pm #293576

Strangely this story lacks a "and then I pressed F1" line

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reyn » Sun May 14, 2017 6:59 pm #293578

cedarbridge wrote:Strangely this story lacks a "and then I pressed F1" line

FOrgot that part. Pressed f1 to tell admins of the shit which was going down. forgot that part. sorry about being a dick :(
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