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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby tacolizard » Tue May 16, 2017 5:08 pm #294459

shitty greytiders that unironically call you shitcurity for being arrested and scream and whine the whole way to the brig.

I try to be nice as sec, my strategy is to be super lenient the first 1 or two times and then gulag after that. The problem is the dumb shitters who don't get the message and just continue to reoffend and get pissed getting gulagged when I warned them that would happen.

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Postby Armhulen » Tue May 16, 2017 5:10 pm #294462

>they ahelp getting killed after breaking into caps office

MUAHAHAHAAHAH VALID
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Postby BeeSting12 » Tue May 16, 2017 5:13 pm #294463

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Postby Qbopper » Tue May 16, 2017 6:15 pm #294522

Armhulen wrote:>they ahelp getting killed after breaking into caps office

MUAHAHAHAAHAH VALID


I don't like sec jumping to lethals but if the grey roundstart bust into cap's office and get dunked I will always laugh
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Postby bandit » Tue May 16, 2017 6:30 pm #294527

related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Nilons » Tue May 16, 2017 6:39 pm #294531

bandit wrote:related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban


I've done this twice and can confirm it already never goes well for the player
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Qbopper » Tue May 16, 2017 6:48 pm #294536

bandit wrote:related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban


I fucking DESPISE this, this is an easy way to get on my bad side instantly
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Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 16, 2017 6:52 pm #294541

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bandit wrote:related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban


I fucking DESPISE this, this is an easy way to get on my bad side instantly

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Armhulen » Tue May 16, 2017 7:32 pm #294555


>captain
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>bsa him please centcom (RULE 0.2 EXISTS :( )
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>must be him!
>murder the SHIT out of him
>bwoink
>"I'm not even going to yell at you that it was the wrong guy, i'll just adminheal him"
>i'm on thin ice
>thanks kev
>CE arrives
>nothing here could have called it but it has to be him
>oh well, go back to my office
>call
>recalled
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>call
>run out to catch him
>klara and a bunch of people slow me down
>didn't catch him, recalled
>talk with the CE, planning to shoot him with a fellow minebot
>"HELP HOS KILLING ME"
>ok klara 'slow me down more' ellstrom
>start shooting CE
>minebot helping
>minebot shoots me once
>fuk
>ce escapes and hides in space
>bleeding a lot
>I
>MUST
>CALL IT
>call shuttle
>destroy all consoles on the CE's autismspacebase
>one of them was secretly a recall thing
>nice
>this shuttle is staying called B)
>hum dee doo
>doop dee dooooo
>plasma everywhereeee
>tank ran out of airrrrrr
>fuuuuuck
>oh, autocloner!
>>>naked and locked in science
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Dax Dupont » Tue May 16, 2017 9:23 pm #294657

Armhulen wrote:
>captain
>trying to call, station is messed up by lings
>some guy repeatability recalls
>thanks, kev


That round was such a shitfest

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Swindly » Sat May 20, 2017 6:35 pm #296659

People taking patches and applying them until they're fully healed as if greater volumes of styptic powder heal faster.

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Postby Nilons » Sat May 20, 2017 6:53 pm #296665

Swindly wrote:People taking patches and applying them until they're fully healed as if greater volumes of styptic powder heal faster.


Ahahaha I totally do this
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Postby Dr_bee » Sat May 20, 2017 7:17 pm #296672

Swindly wrote:People taking patches and applying them until they're fully healed as if greater volumes of styptic powder heal faster.


Syptic doesnt work like bicaridine, it has a front end, instant heal, and then a longer heal over time.

so applying more patches does, in fact, healing you faster as you keep reapplying the instant heal.

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Postby Anonmare » Sat May 20, 2017 7:42 pm #296684

Just make synthflesh, it heals instantly. 50u of synthflesh will instantly heal 50 bute/burn damage. The recipe for it even uses styptic powder, just mix it with carbon and some blood (which you can just borrow from the monkeys, either the chef or genetics. Even your own blood can work as long as you take some iron pills to replenish your blood loss).
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Postby XDTM » Sat May 20, 2017 11:45 pm #296771

Styptic is more efficient tho since a 20u patch gives 20 instant brute heal plus about 120 over time if i did the math right.
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Postby D&B » Sun May 21, 2017 1:57 pm #296908

When there's no admins on and drones and borgs use this as carte blanche to be absolutely shit.
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Postby bandit » Fri May 26, 2017 10:08 pm #299360

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Postby DrWoofington » Sat May 27, 2017 8:24 am #299464

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Postby D&B » Mon May 29, 2017 3:26 am #300080

If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't.
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J_Madison wrote:that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
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Postby DemonFiren » Mon May 29, 2017 7:47 am #300121

D&B wrote:If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't.

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Postby InsaneHyena » Mon May 29, 2017 9:11 am #300129

If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

>Sec, I'm a traitor. Let's make a dea-
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D&B wrote:If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't.

I have a story about this.
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>"Well officer it's like this..."
>Mime immediately starts screaming about the greyshit/sec being rogue
>"Oh."
>We both start beating the shit out of mime again
>Mime goes into crit
>Greyshit helps me drag her to med
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Postby D&B » Tue May 30, 2017 1:48 am #300392

InsaneHyena wrote:
If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

>Sec, I'm a traitor. Let's make a dea-
>:s CAUGHT TRAITOR IN BRIG *CRACK* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH*


What prompted this was

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Postby Swindly » Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:10 pm #302739

People going on murder sprees when antagonist and then complaining about rounds being too short when not antagonist.

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Postby InsaneHyena » Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:40 pm #302747

>"I'm an IAA hired by NT and you MUST release me"
>Oh sure
>Shutter crushed him while I asked him to count

>Not releasing him into space
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Postby Alipheese » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:03 pm #303127

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Postby Reyn » Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:04 pm #304291

When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together
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Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

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Postby cedarbridge » Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:14 am #304404

OhChildflayer wrote:
Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

It also peeves me when sec takes too long to beat the tar out of these sorts of people.

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Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:00 am #304491

cedarbridge wrote:
OhChildflayer wrote:
Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

It also peeves me when sec takes too long to beat the tar out of these sorts of people.

It's more effective to just execute, space, and move on.
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Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:37 pm #304582

DemonFiren wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
OhChildflayer wrote:
Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

It also peeves me when sec takes too long to beat the tar out of these sorts of people.

It's more effective to just execute, space, and move on.

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Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:32 pm #304597

That leaves a chance for survival, however slim.
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Postby Nilons » Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:46 pm #304623

OhChildflayer wrote:
Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.


People underestimate the intense satisfaction I get from listening to a greytider scream "THERES OPS AND YOURE REALLY ARRESTING ME FOR MURDER SHITCURITY FUCKING ARRESTING ME DURING BLOB JESUS CHRIST". Its like drugs, although most of the time sec should be hunting down the noisiest antag during those rounds, don't be surprised if they arrest you for pushing the captain over and stealing his id. Or for building airlocks everywhere which disrupts sec a lot.
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Postby D&B » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:21 pm #304632

When RnD complains about costs when they don't do any part in getting the resources.
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Postby Nilons » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:24 pm #304635

D&B wrote:When RnD complains about costs when they don't do any part in getting the resources.


I had a scientist pull a fabbed ebow on me as sec when I tried to go in to make guns during an ops round screaming "IM NOT BUFFING SEC IM NOT BUFFING SEC"

What is it about scientists these days that makes them so auts
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Postby tacolizard » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:25 pm #304640

When I play sec, I will arrest you for ANY crime you commit. Unless processing you is going to take an extra long time, is impossible, or I am under an immediate threat or see someone else being harmed, I will arrest you. I don't care what antags are out there.

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Postby Nilons » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:28 pm #304646

tacolizard wrote:When I play sec, I will arrest you for ANY crime you commit. Unless processing you is going to take an extra long time, is impossible, or I am under an immediate threat or see someone else being harmed, I will arrest you. I don't care what antags are out there.


I dont arrest everyone committing every crime, if someones doing something like hacking a door I normally just tell em to cut that shit out then they scamper off, if its anything I see as greytiding I just beat the shit out of them and tell them if I catch them doing it again they're getting jail time. If you are committing a crime I wouldn't arrest you for cause of circumstance (ops, blob, wizard, etc) something like hacking into the caps office, and then you start talking a mess of shit at me I will arrest just for the salt.
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Postby Dr_bee » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:23 pm #304693

Sec who arrest me as a traitor 8 minutes into the round and perma me just for having contraband. This was before I could even collect my damn costume to run a gimmick I was planning.

I mean my god, how much of a hard on do you have to have for "winning" this game to just completely cock block any attempt to roleplay. He wouldnt even use the suggested tracking implant. Just stripped and permad.

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Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:35 pm #304706

DemonFiren wrote:That leaves a chance for survival, however slim.

If they come back after getting cuffspaced, they're a ling that would survive execution space
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Postby Nilons » Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:01 pm #304726

Dr_bee wrote:Sec who arrest me as a traitor 8 minutes into the round and perma me just for having contraband. This was before I could even collect my damn costume to run a gimmick I was planning.

I mean my god, how much of a hard on do you have to have for "winning" this game to just completely cock block any attempt to roleplay. He wouldnt even use the suggested tracking implant. Just stripped and permad.


Yeah if you haven't been up to anything particularly nasty and the contraband isn't like, a double esword, Ill normally let confirmed traitors go if they give up their uplink codes, keywords, with a zero tolerance + chem implant. Although the quickest way to not getting your shit kicked in as a traitor is don't get caught buddy. Not going to find much sympathy if you're upset you got caught with contraband.
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Postby XDTM » Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:44 pm #304755

Nilons wrote:
D&B wrote:When RnD complains about costs when they don't do any part in getting the resources.


I had a scientist pull a fabbed ebow on me as sec when I tried to go in to make guns during an ops round screaming "IM NOT BUFFING SEC IM NOT BUFFING SEC"

What is it about scientists these days that makes them so auts


When the current powergaming sec/command staff barge in and make themselves guns until minerals run out. When it's ops it's fine, but it happens outside of that mode as well.

And often miners drop a load of minerals then go fight megafauna, either getting killed or collecting enough loot to not bother mining anymore, so if someone drains the first batch it can mean the end of cool RnD toys for that round. That's why i don't like people wordlessly coming in and printing stuff.

Of course, if someone asks, instead, i'll make them whatever they want. I like helping, and if i'm going to run out of materials i can just explain why i'm not printing them stuff, instead of having to forcefully get them out, after which i'm not in the mood for explainations and just look like a possessive scientist to the person i threw out.
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Postby OhChildflayer » Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:26 am #304918

Nilons wrote:
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Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.


People underestimate the intense satisfaction I get from listening to a greytider scream "THERES OPS AND YOURE REALLY ARRESTING ME FOR MURDER SHITCURITY FUCKING ARRESTING ME DURING BLOB JESUS CHRIST". Its like drugs, although most of the time sec should be hunting down the noisiest antag during those rounds, don't be surprised if they arrest you for pushing the captain over and stealing his id. Or for building airlocks everywhere which disrupts sec a lot.

I rarely complain about being arrested, especially if I knew it would probably happen in response to what I'm doing. There's just something fun about winning stupid prizes.

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Postby Nilons » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:09 am #305011

When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death
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Postby Armhulen » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:11 am #305012

Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS
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Postby Nilons » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:24 am #305024

Armhulen wrote:
Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS


They dont have to be team antags, but having the ability to make everyone on the station valid to the captain and sec by saying "hey im a ling this guys a ling kill him and gib him" is ridiculous.
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Nilons wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS


They dont have to be team antags, but having the ability to make everyone on the station valid to the captain and sec by saying "hey im a ling this guys a ling kill him and gib him" is ridiculous.


But 'Lings use codenames on their custom chat channel, why would anyone believe he knew who the other lings were? Unless they were dumb and told each other who they were exactly.

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Postby TheWulfe » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:00 pm #305222

Armhulen wrote:
Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS


The very nature of having an exclusive role-based chat amongst themselves makes them as a much of a pseudo-team as can be, with the cusp ending in that for the 'solo' modes there's 'these objectives that you yourself have to do.' And yeah, you can do 'what you want' as an antag (though there's factors like ling lore, the principles of antagonism, game intentions and balance could probably do with a policy discussion as of late).

But jumping into a metafriend's arms in security so you two can get EZvalids on some baldie who just wanted to play together borders 'that guy' territories of being a dick, and probably would be flat out Rule 1 breaking if it wouldn't retroactively call out the playstyle of half the meta kool kidz klub of the server.
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Postby Armhulen » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:10 pm #305229

TheWulfe wrote:
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Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS


The very nature of having an exclusive role-based chat amongst themselves makes them as a much of a pseudo-team as can be, with the cusp ending in that for the 'solo' modes there's 'these objectives that you yourself have to do.' And yeah, you can do 'what you want' as an antag (though there's factors like ling lore, the principles of antagonism, game intentions and balance could probably do with a policy discussion as of late).

But jumping into a metafriend's arms in security so you two can get EZvalids on some baldie who just wanted to play together borders 'that guy' territories of being a dick, and probably would be flat out Rule 1 breaking if it wouldn't retroactively call out the playstyle of half the meta kool kidz klub of the server.

Oh no, don't get me wrong I think that ling's a complete dick. I just get so many ahelps about team lings and it's always fun to give them the bad news
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