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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Togopal » #292639

Bottom post of the previous page:

Anonmare wrote:Buildable advanced stun batons
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Post by Anonmare » #292640

Togopal wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Buildable advanced stun batons
Die
>not wanting to give every sec officer a loyalty-pinned advanced baton
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Post by Nilons » #292787

what if assistants had 5 spawn locations just in space
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Post by Wulfe_L » #292927

Changing the "human/monkey" gene on lizardpeople and catpeople should turn them into lizards and cats, respectively. (And vis versa, of course: this is inspired by a failed attempt to use Genetics to help someone who was turned into a lizard by a Staff of Change.)
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Post by Armhulen » #292928

A mad scientist lab deep in lavaland that has a changeling frozen in a cryotube, it has the objectives of a slaughter demon

added bonus: if there's other changelings on the station the mad science lab will have other broken cryo tubes
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Post by Screemonster » #293379

Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

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Post by Gun Hog » #293842

Tunnel Carp Syndrone, as stolen from ma44. A disease that, at stage 3, causes your hands to become carp teeth. At stage 5, they detach, becoming full, hostile Space Carp!
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Post by BeeSting12 » #293847

Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
Ive done this before its fun as fuck especially on "Oh, hi daniel"
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Qbopper » #293875

Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy
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Post by Gun Hog » #294196

Qbopper wrote:
Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy
I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXT
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Post by Armhulen » #294199

Gun Hog wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy
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Post by Qbopper » #294207

Gun Hog wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy
I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXT
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Post by D&B » #294258

Make weapons have damage dice rolls.

So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
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Post by Dr_bee » #294306

D&B wrote:Make weapons have damage dice rolls.

So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
you posted in the wrong thread, that sounds awesome.
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Post by Screemonster » #294316

Make bees have a 0.1% chance every shift of reading off the entire bee movie script every time they emote instead of buzzing
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Post by Qbopper » #294491

D&B wrote:Make weapons have damage dice rolls.

So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
april fools was a month ago damnnit
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Post by DemonFiren » #295657

Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
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Post by InsaneHyena » #295668

DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
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Post by Togopal » #295693

InsaneHyena wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Literally Payday 2
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Post by Qbopper » #295697

DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
like that one source mod... css scifi? I think? that was cool
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Post by DemonFiren » #295698

Togopal wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Literally Payday 2
this man understands

also, literally bay would mean checking for whether the target had help intent on because help intent = safety
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Post by Reyn » #295819

Give the curator a really weak random spell
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Post by Qbopper » #295862

Reyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face melts
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Post by Screemonster » #295936

is there a holy grail ruin in lavaland yet
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Post by Togopal » #295939

Qbopper wrote:
Reyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face melts
The box in his backpack will suffice
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Post by One Seven One » #296817

New Event: Alternate Universe
Every tile and object on the station is replaced with a random tile or object temporarily.

Suddenly all of the carpets become lava.
Suddenly all of the metal walls become plasma.
Suddenly every loaf of bread made by the chef becomes gatfruit.
Every one of security's stun guns suddenly become wands of death.
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Post by DemonFiren » #297539

Give male lizards dewlaps.
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I know females have them too, but they're usually much smaller and less colourful.
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Post by Gun Hog » #297554

I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!
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Post by DemonFiren » #297557

Gun Hog wrote:I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!
all right, then
remove the restrictions on very dark colours so we can have literal liggers
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Post by Tokiko2 » #298131

The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
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Post by Armhulen » #298151

SPRITE THE DEMON MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by Limey » #298193

420 monkey hehehe
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Post by Haevacht » #298195

a gae bolg replica
1% of a coder, 2% of a spriter, 97% >:3c

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Post by Remie Richards » #298303

Tokiko2 wrote:The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
Monkey #1 should be an albino monkey with spiky hair and a pair of NODROP red shorts.
Monkey #666 should have a goatee or devil horns (or both)
Monkey #1000 should have a tuxedo, tophat and monocle.
Monkey #404 should be mostly invisible.
Monkey #420 should spawn with a NODROP ambrosia leaf.
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Post by Remie Richards » #298304

There were some good ones in the past 2 pages, might have to implement them.
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Post by calzilla1 » #298330

#528 should have a NODROP halo and wings
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Post by Remie Richards » #298331

I don't get it.
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Post by DemonFiren » #298342

All I found on the subject is this thing.
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Post by calzilla1 » #298344

Meme gorrilla's death date
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Post by DemonFiren » #298350

but that's 26.05.
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Post by Professor Hangar » #298351

Never enough suicides. We need more suicides. By violin, by emag, by advanced release grenade.
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Post by calzilla1 » #298353

DemonFiren wrote:but that's 26.05.
No, it was may 28
Also, ITS MONTH/DAY
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Post by DemonFiren » #298356

well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
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Post by Remie Richards » #298357

the accepted forms are:
28.05.2016 (DD/MM/YYYY)
Or:
2016.05.28 (YYYY/MM/DD)
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Post by calzilla1 » #298358

DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Post by Armhulen » #298362

calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.
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Post by DemonFiren » #298363

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.
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Post by Togopal » #298366

>May 28th, 2016
>The 28th of May in 2016
>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?
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Post by Armhulen » #298369

Togopal wrote:>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?
come on now, that doesn't even

I mean that is just a disgrace
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Post by Swindly » #298376

But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years
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Post by Armhulen » #298377

Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

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