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Post by XDTM » #259713

Bottom post of the previous page:

Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.
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Post by Anonmare » #259720

I've don that to scientists who leave their beakers sitting in the dispenser before
Really confuses the fuck out of them
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Post by cedarbridge » #259753

Anonmare wrote:I've don that to scientists who leave their beakers sitting in the dispenser before
Really confuses the fuck out of them
Smoke is fun too if they don't have anything else in the beaker.
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Post by IcePacks » #259866

XDTM wrote:Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.
a classic
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Post by Haevacht » #260145

Linden Peohl says, "IF I GET A 1 I SUICIDE"
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Post by InsaneHyena » #261013

(F) Jerry Khan (as Unknown) says, "WHAT PART OF ME
(F) Jerry Khan (as Unknown) says, "H IS FLAMBIBLE"
Unknown rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
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Post by bandit » #269806

Klara Ellstrom TC traded for a stand:

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Post by bandit » #269935

it's like carbon dioxide
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Post by XDTM » #272749

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Post by Jegub » #272878

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Post by bandit » #272935

[Common] James Trashcan says, "I made some pills for radiation, hallucinations and toxins."
[Common] Noel Digson says, "Now make some pills against those."
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Post by DemonFiren » #272943

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Post by Anonmare » #273741

He should know considering it describes him at the moment
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Post by kevinz000 » #276435

shit
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Post by Qbopper » #276461

kevinz000 wrote:shit
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Post by danno » #276915

how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are
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Post by kevinz000 » #276925

Yakumo_Chen wrote:Image
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Post by Cherrypone » #276935

kevinz000 wrote:
Yakumo_Chen wrote:Image
competence
Yeah, that was a round indeed.
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Post by confused rock » #276948

danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are
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Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Yakumo_Chen » #277833

confused rock wrote:
danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are
I wasn't the captain though, I was the AI that blew up the station.
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Post by Bawhoppennn » #281058

Yakumo_Chen wrote:
confused rock wrote:
danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are
I wasn't the captain though, I was the AI that blew up the station.
I was the captain that round, I forgot the AI existed, I was worried about the clockcult
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Post by Shadowlight213 » #284219

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Post by kevinz000 » #285880

ADMIN LOG: Optimumtact/(Kevin Zerothree) has put everyone on purrbation!
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kevinz000 wrote:ADMIN LOG: Optimumtact/(Kevin Zerothree) has put everyone on purrbation!
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Post by kevinz000 » #287491

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Post by Screemonster » #287494

lol clearly a shining example of someone that people would want to have around
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Post by Deitus » #287901

(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "In his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony."
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Post by Anonmare » #287907

Looks like someone's being a heretic... I guess I better...

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Post by Cuboos » #288969

Judge Judy says, "YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY"
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Post by Fiz Bump » #289456

*---------*
This is Klara Ellstrom !
She has blood-stained hands!
She has an engineering radio headset on her ears.
Her left leg is missing!
Her right leg is missing!
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(F) Harold Robinson says, " I AM REMOVING YOUR APPENDIX "
Harold Robinson saws Klara Ellstrom's chest open!
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " HAROLD NO "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " IT HAS BURST AND IT IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU "
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " THAT'S MY HEART "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " AREN'T THE APPENDIX AND HEART LOCATED IN THE SAME PLACE "
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " NO "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " FUCK "
(F) Golem states, " Do be careful Harold. "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " OKAY SHIT I'M SORRY "
(F) Klara Ellstrom yells, " B-BAKA~!! "
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Post by Armhulen » #289457

tfw you will never remove klara's heart and eat it infront of her like a mayan
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Post by IcePacks » #289465

Kara is bad
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Post by kevinz000 » #289481

IcePacks wrote:Kara is bad
Bad quality emagrewopper
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Post by IcePacks » #289486

bad ahelps
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Post by Digdugxx » #289496

Polys heard some shit
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Post by DemonFiren » #289845

at least hobbes wasn't on top
else it would have ended worse than wgw
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