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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Limski » Tue May 30, 2017 6:28 pm #301076

tacolizard wrote:when a trial happens

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby tacolizard » Tue May 30, 2017 6:30 pm #301079

using one of the plasmemes few advantages to survive while watching inferior human scum perish.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby DrWoofington » Tue May 30, 2017 7:23 pm #301097

using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Limski » Tue May 30, 2017 10:12 pm #301181

DrWoofington wrote:using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

I was on the receiving end of that, shit was cash. that was legendary.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Anonmare » Tue May 30, 2017 10:16 pm #301184

Having solars, turbine, SM and tesla/singularity (or both) all running at once#

I usually manage 3 of 4
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby oranges » Tue May 30, 2017 10:49 pm #301199

nothing

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby nsos » Wed May 31, 2017 6:23 am #301314

oranges wrote:nothing

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 31, 2017 6:50 am #301318

nsos wrote:
oranges wrote:nothing

you guys do know that nothing used to mean pussy a few hundred years back, right?
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Limski » Wed May 31, 2017 6:55 am #301319

deadchat salt

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Reyn » Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:31 am #303243

Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby tacolizard » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:38 am #303326

Reyn wrote:Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.



jokes on you becuz there's a bug that makes blunts not do anything

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Bawhoppennn » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:18 pm #303363

Your smile.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby D&B » Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:18 am #304405

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Reyn » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:05 pm #306288

Petitioning for racial equality rights on the station... as joseph stalin.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:01 pm #307956

I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Anonmare » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:08 pm #307964

When I can be a drone and upgrade all the machines on station and everyone is grateful about it.

Fully upgraded weapon chargers can charge an empty taser to full in ~one second and a fully upgraded emitter can do the job three with a fraction of the power required
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby D&B » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:09 pm #307966

InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.


One of us....One of us
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:41 pm #307976

InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby
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Postby Nilons » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:42 pm #307977

PKPenguin321 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby


catching a perp in the skull with your harm baton when he starts yelling to riot over radio and seeing that his screams only get louder as his health depletes
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:35 am #308089

Nilons wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby


catching a perp in the skull with your harm baton when he starts yelling to riot over radio and seeing that his screams only get louder as his health depletes

actually rping an interrogation and reducing the perp's sentence for cooperating with security

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby tacolizard » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:42 am #308121

reducing the perp's sentence for *not being a whiny sack of shit

FTFY

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Reyn » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:24 am #308562

Seeing the station nuked in under 20 minuites
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby RandomMarine » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:40 am #308641

Having a team of operatives all get killed by the stickman ruin before the station learned of their existence. Essentially causing classic, unannounced extended.

It was actually a good round with the crew running all sorts of fun gimmicks without assistants breaking every window in sight.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Reyn » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:19 pm #309284

Pouring welding fuel on and lighting up the body of someone who murdered you that round, after you get cloned of course you do the body burning.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Anonmare » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:24 am #313614

When the ancient station survivors contact the main station via holopad and call for rescue.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby InsaneHyena » Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:36 pm #313899

When I press a button on my signaller, and the next two things I hear are "BOOM" and "FUCK, CALL THE SHUTTLE". I love blowing shit up so much.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby tacolizard » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:03 pm #313941

dropping a minibomb in a locker and dragging it right around the corner and running away.


perfect kill, every time.

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Postby kevinz000 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:55 pm #313950

tacolizard wrote:dropping a minibomb in a locker and dragging it right around the corner and running away.


perfect kill, every time.

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Postby AnonymousNow » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:18 am #313975

I'm definitely starting to see the shuttle being recalled as a moment of joy.

Calling shuttles on a dropped eyelash is a cancer, and I'm glad to see that people are working against it.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:24 am #313978

Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:18 am #314015

InsaneHyena wrote:Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.

Which of the various Glorious Revolutions was that?
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Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:10 am #314037

The one that overthrew James II.
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Postby TheWulfe » Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:54 am #314582

When your Nuke Op team does something as basic as "Hey, meet at X (usually a solar) and go in together" instead of fucking off the second they leave the ship.
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Postby bandit » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:54 pm #315046

perfectly timing the end of a midi
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Postby MimicFaux » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:10 pm #316186

When Security are reasonable human beings.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:08 am #322166

I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it
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Postby calzilla1 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:40 pm #322325

PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

God damn it why didnt you spawn harambae or the italian plumber death squads
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Postby DiamondSentinel » Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:13 pm #322331

PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Were we playing the same round? Well over half of the people hated it. It's a terrible gamemode that should never be run, even for events.

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Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:10 pm #322419

DiamondSentinel wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Were we playing the same round? Well over half of the people hated it. It's a terrible gamemode that should never be run, even for events.

Definitely not "well over half" or even half but yeah some people didn't like it as goes with most rounds regardless of type

Also there was a vote and the people picked monkey. This is the future you chose
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby BeeSting12 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:13 pm #322421

Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby DiamondSentinel » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:42 am #322669

BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh

Clock cult may be poorly designed but at least you can fight it. It's actually very easy to fight at this point. The key is the AI.

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Postby Qbopper » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:41 pm #322731

BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh


it doesn't make me quit the game immediately and all crewmembers have an equal chance of participation (growing bananas, welding vents, trying to kill monkeys)

it's not a GOOD gamemode, but yeah, I think it could be argued that it is better
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby DiamondSentinel » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:57 pm #322830

Qbopper wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh


it doesn't make me quit the game immediately and all crewmembers have an equal chance of participation (growing bananas, welding vents, trying to kill monkeys)

it's not a GOOD gamemode, but yeah, I think it could be argued that it is better

That's not equal participation. Science is completely useless aside from locking down entirely and welding vents, because we will never get mats from science. And before you say to use Xenobiology, slimes are too slow to catch player controlled monkeys.

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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Qbopper » Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:47 am #322922

everybody is doing something even if it isn't their normal job

that's better than being forced to sit around hoping the cult converts you or whatever
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby confused rock » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:07 pm #323067

Why does nobody make monkey mode better? Make monkeys starve to death or something and they can't hide forever.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby AnonymousNow » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:45 pm #323082

When people just stumble into an alliance through no verbal agreement in a dire, station-wrecking situation, and help each other through thick and thin to get into the shuttle.
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Qbopper » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:16 pm #323091

confused rock wrote:Why does nobody make monkey mode better? Make monkeys starve to death or something and they can't hide forever.


I ran a monkey round the other day and I don't know if this was bugs or not but

-monkeys can't see out of vents anymore, they just see the pipes/vents
-monkeys suffocate while in vents

the monkeys lost, actually, it was a bit fucking ridiculous

(also the captain got jungle fever and beelined for genetics to make himself human wew)
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Postby Anonmare » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:31 pm #323103

Monkeys not being able to see out of vents is a feature, apparently. Ventcrawling got changed a while back so that you need thermal or x-ray vision to see people while inside a vent, hence why xenos are unaffected.

Monkeys need sufficient pressure and O2 to be able to survive in vents for long periods, scrubbers are almost always de-pressurised so crawling through them is a bad idea.

Also monkey fever forces you to revert to being a monkey even if you get made human via genetics or mutadone.
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