ye flask

I cast magic missile at the darkness
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Re: ye flask

Post by bman » #309303

Bottom post of the previous page:

tie the caterpillar to a vine or whatever you were gonna use to lash the metal to the rod to make the spear

then slowly lower it down into the grate to perform a reconnaissance operation
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Re: ye flask

Post by Hamfam77 » #309315

stick the caterpillar on the tine of the rake and use it as bait for whatever lurks in the fountain after it stops being on fire
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Re: ye flask

Post by bman » #309352

Hamfam77 wrote:stick the caterpillar on the tine of the rake and use it as bait for whatever lurks in the fountain after it stops being on fire
have second thoughts about this

also i lit the fountain on fire for a reason

also the rake is wooden im sure
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #309367

bandit wrote:Use one of the burning chunks of wood as a light source to illuminate the grate

alternatively hold your lamp up to the crate
you decide it would be easiest to hold your lamp up to the grate

you peer down into the grate

you see a regular looking key

out the corner of your eye you see the caterpillar wiggle

speaking of the caterpillar
Spoiler:
Image

you put him back on his perch

he wiggles as if content
bman wrote:tie the caterpillar to a vine or whatever you were gonna use to lash the metal to the rod to make the spear

then slowly lower it down into the grate to perform a reconnaissance operation
you don't see much point in this anymore, you've seen everything down there
Hamfam77 wrote:stick the caterpillar on the tine of the rake and use it as bait for whatever lurks in the fountain after it stops being on fire
you
bman wrote:have second thoughts about this
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #309387

If the key has a loop try to hook around the rake handle

Otherwise attatch gum to rake to stick to key
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #309743

GarlicBread wrote:If the key has a loop try to hook around the rake handle

Otherwise attatch gum to rake to stick to key
you try to poke the end of the rake into the key's loop, but there's nothing to catch onto it with

you stick the ABC gum to the end and try to pick up the key, but the gum can't hold the weight of the key and falls off the rake and into the grate

shit
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #309753

Try to re- skewer the gum and key with the tine of the rake, or pick it up claw game style
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #309769

bandit wrote:Try to re- skewer the gum and key with the tine of the rake, or pick it up claw game style
the head of the rake won't fit through the gaps in the grate

you'd need to hook something inside the key loop, or something along those lines
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by factoryman942 » #309788

use the caterpillar as your lockpick

also wiggle at it again
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Re: ye flask

Post by lumipharon » #309866

is the ice pick head thingo hook like, and can it fit through the grille? Actually could you just better describe the item in detail?
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #309950

lumipharon wrote:is the ice pick head thingo hook like, and can it fit through the grille? Actually could you just better describe the item in detail?
it's just a shard of metal that is in the rough shape of an ice pick's head

if you went at a slight angle it would fit through, but your arm can't reach the bottom
factoryman942 wrote:use the caterpillar as your lockpick

also wiggle at it again
you realize that squashing your friend into a lock likely won't work

he wiggles in agreement
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by Grazyn » #309980

>attach pick to stick with vines
>get key with stick
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #309991

Grazyn wrote:>attach pick to stick with vines
>get key with stick
you screw off the rake head

you take some of the smaller ivy vines off the wall and attempt to fasten it to the rake

it manages to stay on - it won't be sturdy enough for any kind of swinging, but you're confident it'll hold if you stick it down the grate

you do that

it takes some work, because it's dark and you're using a ghetto grabby thingy, but you manage to carefully hook the key ring onto the metal shard and pull it up

inventory:

-1/4th full oil flask (not ye flask)
-not tea
-a rake stick with a metal shard tied to the end
-a rake head
-ABC gum (now covered in dirt and shit)
-a lit oil lamp, full
-a key
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #310002

Unlock ye gate
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #310007

bandit wrote:Unlock ye gate
you walk over to the gate with the key and shove it in the padlock

you give it a twist

it doesn't open

the caterpillar wiggles in sympathy
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by Grazyn » #310012

>unlock trapdoor
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #310019

Grazyn wrote:>unlock trapdoor
you go back into the house

the fireplace crackles in greeting

you try the key in the trap door's lock

it unlocks
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by Grazyn » #310022

>examine trap door
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Re: ye flask

Post by factoryman942 » #310105

fuck examining things open it
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Re: ye flask

Post by Grazyn » #310119

It's a trap door
You know
TRAP
door
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #310130

Grazyn wrote:>examine trap door
it's a trap door
factoryman942 wrote:fuck examining things open it
you do th-
Grazyn wrote:It's a trap door
You know
TRAP
door
you CAUTIOUSLY open the trap door

you don't die
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #310132

Enter ye door
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #310171

Restore rake to former glory
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Re: ye flask

Post by factoryman942 » #310172

Grazyn wrote:It's a trap door
You know
TRAP
door
The fact nothing was behind that door is proof that traps aren't gay
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Re: ye flask

Post by Drynwyn » #310446

peer into door, use lamp if it is dark
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #310968

>QBOP MOURNFULLY INTO THE VOID AT THE DOORWAY THAT WE ARE NOT ENTERING
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #311000

Charge the fukken darkness rake raised with a bloodcurdling cry, frothing at the mouth in barbarous rage as the flask eludes us
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #311108

Drynwyn wrote:peer into door, use lamp if it is dark
you can't see anything but some stairs downward
bandit wrote:Enter ye door
you enter the door

it's dark down here

there are more stairs but you don't see the bottom yet
GarlicBread wrote:Charge the fukken darkness rake raised with a bloodcurdling cry, frothing at the mouth in barbarous rage as the flask eludes us
you reconsider this action as your last charge down some stairs ended poorly
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by bman » #311113

fuck sake qbopper you're cancelling like half the actions
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #311133

Charge down the stairs and bellow a battlecry CAREFULLY
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #311160

bman wrote:fuck sake qbopper you're cancelling like half the actions
i do what is funniest

also because i'm not able to continue right now sorry

EDIT: like yeah the above post is funny and wouldn't have happened without my meme reply
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by factoryman942 » #311165

caterpillar scout
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #311183

Also reattatch the head to meh damn rake
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Re: ye flask

Post by bman » #311214

Qbopper wrote:
bman wrote:fuck sake qbopper you're cancelling like half the actions
i do what is funniest

also because i'm not able to continue right now sorry

EDIT: like yeah the above post is funny and wouldn't have happened without my meme reply
no you dont

you denied a frothing raging battlecry and opted for being a pussy careful

0/10 cyoa more like dont cyoa

anyways wave the rake around in the darkness
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #311247

Light up the darkness with ye lantern or whatever
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #312244

exams are done (yes I passed)
bman wrote:anyways wave the rake around in the darkness
you wildly flail the rake around

nothing happens
GarlicBread wrote:Also reattatch the head to meh damn rake
I thought it was already reattached? eh whatever
bandit wrote:Light up the darkness with ye lantern or whatever
you hold up the lamp

you can see the bottom of the stairs and a slight way into the room
factoryman942 wrote:caterpillar scout
you hold up your caterpillar friend

he wiggles tentatively
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by ShadowDimentio » #312254

Go down the stairs to the next room and search the area for a house for caterpillar friend
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Re: ye flask

Post by oranges » #312268

when is my queued action going to be triggered
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #312392

Check to make sure we're not running out of ye lantern oil
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #312415

bandit wrote:Check to make sure we're not running out of ye lantern oil
it's not ye lantern it's just a regular oil lamp smh fam tbh

it's doing fine for oil, though, you shouldn't have to worry about it running out
ShadowDimentio wrote:Go down the stairs to the next room and search the area for a house for caterpillar friend
you go into the room at the bottom of the stairs

an elegant rug covers a hardwood floor, and the room is lined with stocked bookshelves

you pull a book out, but it's written in an undecipherable language

in the middle of the room is a comfortable looking chair with a small stand next to it

an extinguished lamp sits on the table

an unlit fireplace is directly across from the stairway
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by ShadowDimentio » #312442

Find a blank page at the back of some book

Roll it up and light it from the lamp we have

Use the flame to light the other lamp and fire. If the fireplace doesn't want to take, tear pages out of a book and use it as kindling for the fire.

Admire all the fires we've just started.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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Re: ye flask

Post by Grazyn » #312445

>sit on chair
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #312467

Move the rug
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #312564

Appraise the value of this rug
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Re: ye flask

Post by Armhulen » #312568

Kill the caterpillar
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #313518

ShadowDimentio wrote:Find a blank page at the back of some book

Roll it up and light it from the lamp we have

Use the flame to light the other lamp and fire. If the fireplace doesn't want to take, tear pages out of a book and use it as kindling for the fire.

Admire all the fires we've just started.
sorry i should have clarified - the fireplace is empty, as in there's no wood to burn in it right now
Grazyn wrote:>sit on chair
you take a nice break and sit on the chair

the caterpillar wiggles in relaxation
bandit wrote:Move the rug
you try to pull the rug, but the table and chair sitting on top of it limits your ability to do so

you lift it up as best you can to peek underneath but you don't see any signs of a secret door or anything of note beyond some dust

why would someone put a trapdoor to a secret study and then have another trapdoor to another secret study anyways

you feel like this course of action was not well thought out
GarlicBread wrote:Appraise the value of this rug
it's a pretty nice rug but you have no time to determine the monetary value of objects because 1. the DM hasn't thought that far ahead amd 2. you only care about obtaining ye flask

you appraise the rug to be worth approximately 20 pieces of etherite, making up a form of currency on the spot and giving it a rough value

you get sidetracked as you being imagining a whole imaginary universe and where said currency came from

it's a shame you have no one to share this imaginary universe with, you could make some kind of roleplaying game about it

maybe have the players roll dice in order to perform actions
Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar
you lost the vote, frog, don't make me create a stand in frog and kill that
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #313625

Qbopper wrote:why would someone put a trapdoor to a secret study and then have another trapdoor to another secret study anyways

you feel like this course of action was not well thought out
qbopper more like RUDEbopper

anyway, move the bookshelves
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #313652

the bookshelves are set into the wall and line the majority of the room, they don't seem to want to move
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: ye flask

Post by GarlicBread » #313745

Browse books and see if there is anything of interest
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Re: ye flask

Post by bandit » #314858

Look under the chair cushions
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Re: ye flask

Post by Qbopper » #315503

GarlicBread wrote:Browse books and see if there is anything of interest
most of them are beat up to shit and you can't make out anything interesting, but you see a bright blue book on one of the shelves that you take

you hear a small click
bandit wrote:Look under the chair cushions
there's some lint and a coin
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