ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:48 pm #30665

Bottom post of the previous page:

Raven776 wrote:Five nights at Freddy's gamemode

One player is the AI, and the rest are antags forced to wear animal suits. Super darkness mode, APCs start half full and turned off, and the AI needs to survive 30 minutes by turning APCs back on to control and bolt down doors and hinder the animals to keep them out of the core.

With some adjustments for balance, that could be pretty awesome.

Mastigos · Post by **Mastigos** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:56 am #31142

Port ZAS, without the associated rule changes.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:22 am #31179

Mastigos wrote:Port ZAS, without the associated rule changes.

There is currently a push to give Baycode to Basil, which would of course include ZAS. Baycode. With our rules and playerbase. You might get your wish!

My horrible idea:

Nuclear Operatives may purchase a carded Syndicate AI for a beefy TC cost. The AI is teleported in and takes a ghost as its player, just as the borg does. It has the same properties as a traitor AI except that it has the 'Syndimov' lawset. In order to use the AI to its fullest extent, the Ops would need to kill or card the old AI and replace it with theirs.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:16 pm #31589

Recolor assistants and cargotechs from grey to lightblue, maybe it'll calm their greytide spirit.

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:34 pm #31632

Saegrimr wrote:Recolor assistants and cargotechs from grey to lightblue, maybe it'll calm their greytide spirit.

Piiiiiiiiink

JStheguy · Post by **JStheguy** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:39 am #31682

Add corgi mounts to monkey mode.

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:18 am #31756

JStheguy wrote:Add corgi mounts to monkey mode.

wrong thread

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:35 pm #31882

Miauw wrote:
JStheguy wrote:Add corgi mounts to monkey mode.
wrong thread

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:18 pm #32274

Animatronic Animal costumes as appearance choices for Service Cyborgs.

Wizardjenkins66 · Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:50 pm

Give clowns and mimes diplomatic immunity from the clown planet.

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:16 pm #33035

Raven776 wrote:Five nights at Freddy's gamemode

One player is the AI, and the rest are antags forced to wear animal suits. Super darkness mode, APCs start half full and turned off, and the AI needs to survive 30 minutes by turning APCs back on to control and bolt down doors and hinder the animals to keep them out of the core.

ODDLY ENOUGH I did that the other day, just not on /tg/. And yes, adminfuckery ensued to fuck with the lights and drive everyone into a paranoid panic.

*---------*
This is Chica!
She is wearing a chicken suit head on her head.
She is wearing Chicken Suit.
She has a radio headset on her left ear.
She is wearing Chica's ID card.
LET'S EAT
*---------*

Post by **MMMiracles** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:55 am #33756

Injecting a fat person with enough lube should make them sweat lube, causing the occasional floor tile under them to become lubed. Non-fat people just have the random chance to slip.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:09 am #33781

The HoS can execute officers who do something wrong/cowardly/hos doesn't like that thing/etc. Upon executing an officer the HoS gains more power but also grows more demonic/bloodthirsty. Other officers in the vicinity get some sort of buff. If the HoS executes too many people (maybe a random amount each round #1-?) the demons inside him manifest into some horrible demon thing that takes over the HoS and has objectives to like enslave the crew or something

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:31 pm #33841

Competitive SS13

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:03 pm #33849

TheWiznard wrote:The HoS can execute officers who do something wrong/cowardly/hos doesn't like that thing/etc. Upon executing an officer the HoS gains more power but also grows more demonic/bloodthirsty. Other officers in the vicinity get some sort of buff. If the HoS executes too many people (maybe a random amount each round #1-?) the demons inside him manifest into some horrible demon thing that takes over the HoS and has objectives to like enslave the crew or something

Wrong thread.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:27 pm #33865

Lizards drop their tail if they go below 25% health and then get a speed boost to escape. After 20 minutes it regrows.
Cue chefs kidnapping lizards to make lizard-based foods.

Incomptinence · Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:19 am

Immersoids, foul entities from old earth that slowly corrupt the station along several jarring space inappropriate themes example: Old West, Surfer Culture, Medieval. These contagious cybernetic conservatives affect crew members by renaming them and infesting them with speech filters. A conspicuous bulky entity it can temporarily make others unable to see it by ordering them to IGNORE ME! and can incapacitate those infected by forcing them to shout out period appropriate phrases. It can also change the tile of the station to be more appropriate to its theme. When the being has collected enough immersion from tile changes, name changes and theme fitting speech it phases the station into blue space to never to see reality again, trapped in stale predictable scenarios forever.

Plays on what the players truly fear.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:11 am #34018

Incomptinence wrote:Immersoids, foul entities from old earth that slowly corrupt the station along several jarring space inappropriate themes example: Old West, Surfer Culture, Medieval. These contagious cybernetic conservatives affect crew members by renaming them and infesting them with speech filters. A conspicuous bulky entity it can temporarily make others unable to see it by ordering them to IGNORE ME! and can incapacitate those infected by forcing them to shout out period appropriate phrases. It can also change the tile of the station to be more appropriate to its theme. When the being has collected enough immersion from tile changes, name changes and theme fitting speech it phases the station into blue space to never to see reality again, trapped in stale predictable scenarios forever.

Plays on what the players truly fear.

10/10 antag mode make it happen

Incomptinence · Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:15 am

Just to clarify it is never invisible, it afflicts people it shouts at (with that power) with a temporary inability to see immersoids. Ironically it is a hulking space age cybernetic human, all it does to adhere to theme itself wear an appropriate hat.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:59 am #34034

Incomptinence wrote:Just to clarify it is never invisible, it afflicts people it shouts at (with that power) with a temporary inability to see immersoids. Ironically it is a hulking space age cybernetic human, all it does to adhere to theme itself wear an appropriate hat.

Psyentific wrote: 10/10 random event make it happen

FredNodoor · Post by **FredNodoor** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:20 pm #34159

Attack of the Clowns

A mix of the Alien and Cult rounds. Except with clowns. And the real clown is the Clown Pope. Think of Pikmin

The clown will have a suspicious rainbiw crayon with a added option of drawing a honk rune. When you honk at it with your horn, you activate it, spawning clowns with your name and they will stay still until you direct them with the horn (more on that later).

You can have up to 3 active runes at a time for spawning clowns, and the clowns will have the same name as you, but cant speak and like a wild clown, honks randomly.

But when the clown horn is in your hand, a tab (like where spells is). Select a option.

1)No Action/Activate only
2)Call clowns
3)Follow/Stay
4)Attack (click, then select target, goes with all things and people except floor tiles, Excluding grates)
5)Mindset (Help, Harm)
6)Remove Runes
7)HONK! (Has a energy meter of 10/10 and anyone except the clowns will be stunned for a second when in range)

Clown Major Victory
When all heads of staff die/escape
or When Clown Pope is alive on shuttle with one loyal clown
(The HONKMOTHER gets summoned)

Clown Minor Victory
Clown Pope is Alive but on station with other clowns

Crew Major Victory
Clown Pope dies

kosmos · Post by **kosmos** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:53 pm #34811

Saying memes, netspeak or smileys should gradually do braindamage to your character or make instant 100 braindamage.

Arete · Post by **Arete** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:55 am #34930

Mimes can talk without breaking their vow, but it's Google translated into French.

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 am #34932

kosmos wrote:Saying memes, netspeak or smileys should gradually do braindamage to your character or make instant 100 braindamage.

Wrong thread.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:17 am #34933

Raven776 wrote:
kosmos wrote:Saying memes, netspeak or smileys should gradually do braindamage to your character or make instant 100 braindamage.
Wrong thread.

Feature already implemented (if I see it).

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:35 am #34935

kosmos wrote:Saying memes, netspeak or smileys should gradually do braindamage to your character or make instant 100 braindamage.

Wrong thread

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:07 am #35007

Bible makes you retarded if you name religion with certain netspeak or just stupid things.

However, this really is a shitty idea. What if accidental typo will result in you becoming retarded?

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:44 pm #35022

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:Bible makes you retarded if you name religion with certain netspeak or just stupid things.

However, this really is a shitty idea. What if accidental typo will result in you becoming retarded?

git gud

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:22 pm #35068

There should be a button next to dual airlocks leading to space that automatically spaces whatever is inbetween them, just like real life.

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:11 pm #35083

Reimoo wrote:There should be a button next to dual airlocks leading to space that automatically spaces whatever is inbetween them, just like real life.

There should be buttons to at least drain/fill the air in airlocks on the inside and outside. I hate having my body sent into a slow doom because the engineer couldn't wait five seconds to let the space winds settle down.

specyalic · Post by **specyalic** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:19 pm #35154

Ian and runtime should attack each other, the loser explodes with the force a no-cap TTV bomb

Miles · Post by **Miles** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:20 am #35196

Shitty round idea. You make a ship that can go around the main station with lizard people on board. You put a telescience pad and console on board. The lizards have to abduct people from the main station, sedate them with syringe guns and implant them with random crap. They win when a certain number of crew survive the round with the random items still in their chest cavity. Like a shitty alien abductions round. No one knows why they get abducted and were too drugged up to remember being implanted with stuff.

Either that or the lizard people shoot a genetics needle at them that turns the crew member into a lizard as well with a set of objectives saying to forget being abducted and that you were a lizard all along. So you are just doing your job when everyone starts turning into lizards but they say they were a lizard all along to get the paranoia flowing. When the lizard people outnumber the crew two to one then the next phase comes in where you have to sedate as many of the rest of the crew by force for further alien experimentation on human anatomy.

specyalic · Post by **specyalic** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:12 am #35284

reptile supremacy mode, where all heads, cargo, and sec are lizards and have the secret goal of downsizing and abusing all the pleb humans, all the corrupt corporate abuse on the lizards shall be returned tenfold. it will be so terrible, the humans will long for death

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:06 pm #35353

Christmas is coming in 2 months. We need a Krampus game mode.

Spoiler:

Post by **MMMiracles** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:11 am #35495

Using the disarm intent on a borg has a chance to tip it over, forcing the borg to wiggle around on the ground to try and prop itself back up. Help intent on a tipped borg helps it up.

Miles · Post by **Miles** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:55 am #35511

Tipping them over like the trash cans they are

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:18 pm #35551

MMMiracles wrote:Using the disarm intent on a borg has a chance to tip it over, forcing the borg to wiggle around on the ground to try and prop itself back up. Help intent on a tipped borg helps it up.

wrong thread

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:15 pm #35813

Can we replace Magma Ale with the new form of much more meme-etic Ale Lmao or Ayl Lamo or something else recognizable and kinda funny given current events and naming trends?

Why we need this: We don't, but we also don't need most things or naming conventions we have.

Why should we want this: Best case scenario you get less people naming themselves Ayla Lamao or anything like that. More likely, none of us actually want this.

Why should we add this: Well, we could make faggots juiceable and then make it a mix of magma-ale and faggots and do 10 brain damage.

That is all.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:28 pm #35816

Wrong thread
http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:33 pm #35818

cedarbridge wrote:Wrong thread
http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32

Wrong. Even SS13 food and drink is stuffed with references. Should we forget 4no raisins and Scaredy's Private Reserve?

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:05 am #35823

4no Raisins is the reason I had this idea.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:21 am #35825

Cipher3 wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Wrong thread
http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32
Wrong. Even SS13 food and drink is stuffed with references. Should we forget 4no raisins and Scaredy's Private Reserve?

Sorry, anything involving "ayyy lmao" goes directly into the round file. Its been entirely run into the ground.

QuartzCrystal · Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:05 am

Give admins a button that makes all light sources fire. The stronger the light source (so, space or right besides a light bulb) the stronger and hotter the fire.

Darkness would be totally fine. After the button is pressed it only happens once (so subsequent lights, such as flash lights being turned on, lights being put on, etc, would not make more fire).

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:27 pm #37060

How about a gamemode where the roboticist and rd and the ai have to collude to turn everyone into borgs. That would be shitty and funny.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:31 pm #37168

Ames wrote:How about a gamemode where the roboticist and rd and the ai have to collude to turn everyone into borgs. That would be shitty and funny.

This idea is so shitty i'm getting inspiration for an event likely to lead to much OOC bitching afterwards.

specyalic · Post by **specyalic** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:54 pm #37574

breed Corgi slimes, they are orange and have tails, injecting their core with blood will produce a corgi, while using plasma will turn you into a corgi person. thats like beeing a regular person but with dog ears

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:05 am #37634

specyalic wrote:breed Corgi slimes, they are orange and have tails, injecting their core with blood will produce a corgi, while using plasma will turn you into a corgi person. thats like beeing a regular person but with dog ears

Wrong thread.

Hellafied · Post by **Hellafied** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:32 am #37636

All heads of staff round start with DNA saved in cloning scanner.

Also if security harm batons someone, they automatically have their id job changed to Shitcurity.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:20 pm #37725

Spoiler:

Make it so that if five drones stand in a cross they transform into a modified Marauder named 'Decepticon' that is player-controlled with auto antag status.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:02 am #37734

Cipher3 wrote:Make it so that if five drones stand in a cross they transform into a modified Marauder named 'Decepticon' that is player-controlled with auto antag status.

Except control is shared between all 5 players, one moves, one in charge of clicking thing, one chooses modules for the clicker to use, one has voice control, and the last one is the only one who can see so he has to direct the others where to go.

VOLTRON
GOOOOOOO!

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:21 am #37774

get pap to re add mining pills to the vendor machine so I can buy something useful again, make them like 500-2000 points don't bitch out and add these shitty medipens that blow. I like to be able to run across the asteroid dragging my crate in 2 minutes not half an hour jesus.