Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #339949

Bottom post of the previous page:

Just post something in policy discussions, some fagmin will be bound to do it
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #340785

So... Klingons are now Uruk-hai, Captain and First Officer are both Little Miss Know It Alls.

Think Data was a number spewing autist and Voyager's writers gave up and filled half with the dialog with meaningless techno-babble?
Did you want more of that?
No? Well too bad because this shit show dials it up to 11.

Also one of the cameramen is drunk, dutch angles are as over used as lens flare in Jar-Jar Abrams Trek.
Oh, and they shoe horned comments on racism in like an antifa wielded claw hammer.


Atleast we have the Orville to entertain us.

Edit:
Also Dark Matter got shit canned by Sy Fy, if you hadn't heard.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #340834

i mean i liked it

u just gotta understand that its trying to be for the wide demographic

its just mindless action and im okay with that.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #340835

also as long as the expanse gets funded until they reach the books im a okay with anything else getting shit canned.
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #341253

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Post by Malkevin » #341348

CosmicScientist wrote: >see a better harddisk for cheaper than the hostage asking price on dell's website that doesn't come with measurements so can't even tell if it'd fit

The verbal fight is ongoing with parentage, of which the mother knows nothing and asks for no conflict/to be as subservient as her whilst the father knows nothing, gets frustrated when he can't understand anything and says we can't do anything not because he doesn't understand it, since he doesn't like to tell anyone he's thick, but because he said so.
Either Dell laptops are a lot chunkier than I remember or the underpaid dot head got lazy and threw up a generic picture of a 3.5" HDD.

Also - WTF!! over a hundred quid for a 1TB hard drive?!?!?! Are Dell taking the piss?

It'll be a rebranded Western Digital anyway, speaking of which:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Western-Digita ... al+7200rpm

7200 RPM, same price and size as that generic chinese drive (which is probably a western digital that fell off the conveyor belt)
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Post by Ricotez » #341661

making a documentary about the oceans and not mentioning how badly polluted they are is like making a documentary about the sun and not mentioning it is very bright

interpret that however you want
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Ricotez » #341766

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you don't have to watch it, those turtles will die either way
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Ricotez wrote:making a documentary about the oceans and not mentioning how badly polluted they are is like making a documentary about the sun and not mentioning it is very bright

interpret that however you want
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Post by Ricotez » #342032

your waifu gif is trash
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #342041

Just mad. Admit it.
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by CitrusGender » #342851

Went to one of those conventions that has all those people from companies that talk to students. I'm lucky to have such a large school that many large companies to come by to talk to us. Still, didn't really get the courage to talk to the huge companies so I settled for some of the regional ones. I didn't enjoy it that much, kinda wish I didn't have to do this kind of shit but I suppose it's necessary. Perhaps there will be less talking to people like this once I actually get settled in my career in tax.
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my mother currently believes that removing my computer from my possession will cause me to magically get a job and a social life
i live in the middle of nowhere
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i also have a job already
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CosmicScientist wrote: The second engineer was from somewhere in England, I'm afraid I can't pick out accents, and more warm. They liked strong tea
Did he miss out every other syllable when he spoke?
That'd be a Yorkshire man

Edit: also I imagine the smelly paki wanted to get out of the kuffars house as soon as possible and was dust avoident lest he come in contact with bacon particles
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Old people will never be able to understand the bigger picture

unless they're cool I guess
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Tom Petty fucking died
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420weedscopes wrote:my mother currently believes that removing my computer from my possession will cause me to magically get a job and a social life
i live in the middle of nowhere
the computer is the only thing able to provide me a social life
i also have a job already
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Nilons wrote:You are a grown ass man
one that lives with his parents to deal with the fully grown housing crisis thankyou
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Post by Malkevin » #343219

Wyzack wrote:Tom Petty fucking died
Did he like country and western?
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Post by ColonicAcid » #345930

https://www.gq.com/story/the-man-who-fo ... s-a-rapper

this was a cool as fuck article

even if u dont like old school hip hop this mans story is inspiring.
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Post by Malkevin » #347561

Did Erro break the sun again?
We seem to be stuck on permanent twilight
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Post by Wyzack » #348176

Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip has finally passed. Knew it was coming but it still sucks.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #348386

So my dog has the dog beetus. Old girl coulda died had I not brought her in her blood sugar was so high. She's just come home and feeling good. Just need to feed her right and give her insulin twice a way.

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Post by Ricotez » #350827

CosmicScientist wrote:>see rabbit skinning instructions, with diagrams, on mother's My Pictures
>consider asking what a nurse living in the equivalent of a suburb needs with those
just be glad it wasn't weird porn or something

or maybe it is :thinking:
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Ricotez wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:>see rabbit skinning instructions, with diagrams, on mother's My Pictures
>consider asking what a nurse living in the equivalent of a suburb needs with those
just be glad it wasn't weird porn or something

or maybe it is :thinking:



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Post by Malkevin » #352938

I never understood the hate for vapers until I saw a tv segment about a vaping convention

What a set of cunts
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Post by DemonFiren » #353209

i still don't understand the hate for vapers
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Post by Malkevin » #353292

Mostly because all the douchebag hipsters jumped on them and tried to use them as an excuse for them being superior and better than everyone.


Same reason everyone hates the Germans really.
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here's your (you)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Screemonster » #353482

vapers are yet another body of evidence that fandoms ruin everything

compare it to something like cars, most people can't stand the jackasses who go around with coffee-can exhausts and body kits and god knows what else strapped onto their shitty little corsa, but have no problem with people who just drive a car (or race properly on actual racing circuits) and don't make a big deal out of it or push it in everyone's face by racing in the street

it's the whole "my way of enjoying myself is better than yours, what do you mean you're not putting 100% into it all the time like it's a fucking lifestyle or something you POSER" thing too. You barely notice someone who just vapes as the nicotine substitute and doesn't pump it full of that god knows whatever the fuck it is that makes the gigantic plume of smoke like you need to alert the fucking comanches or something that you vape
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #354153

it's too cold to go out for a proper guy fawkes night celebration so i had a curry and lit a sparkler and stayed in the warm
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #354258

Posting it here because it's funny as fuck

>Work at Wal Mart
>Shift starts, 5 people have called off, hours havent generated so we don't know how much of what freight we have
>Open the grocery truck, a pallet has tipped over, bunch of spaghetti jars shattered and dry macaroni crushed
>Clean that up, unload the truck just fine for a few minutes
>Soda pallet tips over when pulled, stocker almost crushed
>Pallet jack destroyed by a ton and a half of GREAT VALUE SODA
>Clean THIS up, get some time to work freight
>Get through 1 cart of freight, maintenance runs by my aisle
>Sewage is backing up and coming through the maintenance covers throughout the store
>4 spots total, 3 on the sales floor and one in the backroom
>Told to just keep stocking as maintenance is squeegeeing the sewage back to the pipes that are actively adding more sewage to the area
>Take a cart of cardboard back to the cardboard baler
>There is a gas forklift inside, lifting a trash can to the trash compactor
>Trash can slips because it's just a trash can resting between the forks, ends up diagonal
>At this point, everyone trying to compactor the trash can of cat litter and sewage leaves, leaving me and the forklift operator
>I grab a pallet and point to it because the forklift is fucking deafening inside where it's not supposed to be as it's spewing deadly fumes inside a closed space
>He gets the hint and we take everything outside in the rain
>We lift the can again and move a pallet underneath it and eventually get the trash can in the compactor
>A stocker has been taking pictures of the whole event, is basically chased out of the store and is yelling at people that all the water on the floor is sewage and should leave
>And is fired
>Posts it all on facebook, can't link because no facebook account
>We still haven't closed, 2 hours after this started
>Go on lunch, there is a puddle in the break room
>Rest of the night is stressful but ultimately uneventful as the remaining stockers get as much freight done as possible
>The store closes 15 minutes after my shift ends

For some reason
We kept a store flooded with shit open for damn near 6 fucking hours after it happened
And people still shopped

Needless to say, it was a shitty day
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Qbopper » #354261

,y throat has been degerating all day to the point where it sounds like i'm one of the smoking aunts from the simpsons help
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #354270

A lot of my post was tied to the sewage

The call offs, the busted pallets, and the sewage are ultimately the 3 THINGS that happened

The sewage fuck up just was mishandled on so many levels

The fact the store wasn't closed is just nightmarish
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #354277

Qbopper wrote:,y throat has been degerating all day to the point where it sounds like i'm one of the smoking aunts from the simpsons help
Join the club. I now sound almost like an actual Argonian.
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Post by Malkevin » #354284

Takeguru wrote: >A stocker has been taking pictures of the whole event, is basically chased out of the store and is yelling at people that all the water on the floor is sewage and should leave
>And is fired
>Posts it all on facebook, can't link because no facebook account
>We still haven't closed, 2 hours after this started
>Go on lunch, there is a puddle in the break room
I was going to ask if there was whistle blower protection but then I remembered you're in corporate America, so that's a stupid question

Hope you didn't have your phone connected to the stores WiFi, otherwise some neck beard is checking the router logs for other social media tattle tales.

Rip take, well never find you in the swamp they chuck you in
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #354305

Fun fact

The store was built ON a swamp
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DrPillzRedux » #355269

My parents tell me out of the blue that they're getting divorced right before their 30th year together. I'm an adult so I don't know why this is bothering me so much, but I spent a good while alone thinking. Now I just feel depressed.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #356856

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i can no longer imagine a world with slower internet than this.


the fact there's some places in the uk that don't get ATLEAST 100mb/s connections is very, very sad in this day and age.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #356857

also >being from berkshire.


g'day m'lord just popping by windsor castle
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Post by DemonFiren » #356873

i envy you fucks
german internet is atrocious
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #356878

after living in korea my internet is literally a tiny fraction of what it could be.


pls gib 1gb/s connections.... why can asians have it but the white man cant
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #356897

Openreach are notoriously known for being shit, several clients of my last company had their internet delayed because the lazy cunt installers would cancel the install date saying "no access to site" without ever actually showing up.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #356898

>hereford

ew ew ew marchers and fucking welsh
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Post by Deitus » #357714

>really want a nice mmo to throw my life away into
>everything out now is freemium bullshit
>only ray of hope i have is the new monster hunter coming but i dont even know if my old clunker pc can handle it

why are we still here
just to suffer
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #357771

>mmo
there's your problem
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