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Post by lntigracy » #374852

Bottom post of the previous page:

Well, it legitimately is always the other side's fault because both sides are sore losers.
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Goddamn Americans.
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Post by Anonmare » #375010

There are real people right now being killed by actual memes.
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Post by Takeguru » #375033

Honestly, hand out posthumous darwin awards

Let nature run it's course
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Post by Grazyn » #375036

>"millennials will make the best parents"
>millennials' children are literally eating tide pods
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Post by Grazyn » #375058

CosmicScientist wrote:They do say IQ has been nosediving by around ~5%.
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Post by Incomptinence » #375070

Grazyn wrote: Clean their heads
Oh darn Grazyn it's like you want more people fed tide pods.
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Post by bandit » #375089

Grazyn wrote:>"millennials will make the best parents"
>millennials' children are literally eating tide pods
>implying teenagers haven't done dumb shit since the first teenage caveman decided it'd be a sweet idea to stick his dick into a magma spill
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Post by Anonmare » #375200

CosmicScientist wrote:
Time.com - British People Are So Lonely That They Now Have a Minister for Loneliness wrote:The U.K. has appointed a minister for loneliness to deal with what Prime Minister Theresa May called “the sad reality of modern life” for too many people.

Last year, a British commission found that nearly nine million people in the country either often, or always, feel loneliness — a condition that can have harmful health repercussions.

“I want to confront this challenge for our society and for all of us to take action to address the loneliness endured by the elderly, by carers, by those who have lost loved ones — people who have no one to talk to or share their thoughts and experiences with,” May said on Wednesday before appointing the minister Tracey Crouch, according to the New York Times.
When will they make not having a gf a disability already?

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Post by XSI » #375267

CosmicScientist wrote:They do say IQ has been nosediving by around ~5%.
Average IQ in the west has gone down on account of immigration
Turns out if you bring in a large group of people with lower IQ than the natives, the average IQ in the nation goes down
The average for this is between 1 to 5 points per country
Meanwhile, countries that have strict immigration policies such as Japan and Switzerland did not see this effect. Same for countries nobody wants to immigrate to like China and eastern europe
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Post by cedarbridge » #375305

Grazyn wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:The beeb said the last Murican shutdown was in 2013? Was that budget decision problems too?
"Government shutdown" means that the party not in power throws a wrench in the machine and the party in power complains that they shouldn't have for the greater good. Republicans did it to Obama and now dems are doing it to Trump.
And Dems did it to Bush. This happens all the fucking time but people pretend its news when its really just the same political dog and pony show every couple of years.
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Post by D&B » #375328

Commiefornia outdoes itself and imposes a 10k fine to businesses that release information to ICE related investigations or queries.

http://ktla.com/2018/01/18/california-a ... on-agents/

I eagerly await the day the National Guard comes and rips them a new one. Sadly, knowing the demographics there, they'll probably enjoy it.
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Post by cedarbridge » #375337

D&B wrote:Commiefornia outdoes itself and imposes a 10k fine to businesses that release information to ICE related investigations or queries.

http://ktla.com/2018/01/18/california-a ... on-agents/

I eagerly await the day the National Guard comes and rips them a new one. Sadly, knowing the demographics there, they'll probably enjoy it.
Now if only we could keep the Commiefornians from immigrating out here to Idaho.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #375363

California's service and agricultural sectors are dependent on cheap illegal labor or something
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Post by Takeguru » #375412

Yeah, I wish Trump would just put his wall around commifornia too

They can go be their own country
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Post by Anonmare » #375428

Super Aggro Crag wrote:California's service and agricultural sectors are dependent on cheap illegal labor or something
How the hell do you fuck up an industry so badly
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Post by Grazyn » #375447

Anonmare wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:California's service and agricultural sectors are dependent on cheap illegal labor or something
How the hell do you fuck up an industry so badly
Yeah why would anyone use the cheapest labor possible instead of paying workers a fair wage??? It's really beyond me

If anything, blame capitalism.
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Post by cedarbridge » #375466

Grazyn wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:California's service and agricultural sectors are dependent on cheap illegal labor or something
How the hell do you fuck up an industry so badly
Yeah why would anyone use the cheapest labor possible instead of paying workers a fair wage??? It's really beyond me

If anything, blame capitalism.
I think its more of "how do you cripple your economy so badly that it cannot function without exploiting illegal labor?"
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Post by Grazyn » #375475

That depends on your definition of "crippled", pretty much every corporation relies on slave labor in some shithole country and I'm sure they'd take a huge hit if this cheap workforce was suddenly taken away from them. The only difference is that California companies are doing it at home. But that's sort of a tradition, didn't they use to enslave fellow americans too, at least according to The Grapes of Wrath?
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Post by Grazyn » #375487

CosmicScientist wrote:I'm confused by the no human is illegal rhetoric. Is that just a protester's slogan or is that the blue party's stance? Would Murica even enjoy opening up their borders again to potentially rival China's the EU's population? Or am I misinterpreting the message?
>open borders
>more illegals
>more slave labor for the orchards
>more money for agricultural companies
>the wealth trickles down and everyone is richer
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Post by cedarbridge » #375524

CosmicScientist wrote:How do you live without a social party garnering votes? Labour at least pretend to be in the UK, two decades ago, in name, they're trying really hard to not drink their champagne on camera or have MPs from the same European school as the rest.
Because both of our political parties plays for the same team and only come to a head when it comes to which laws people should be able to ignore and why.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #375544

Illegals work for cheap making rich people more rich

They have shitloads of kids that become citizensdemocrats tell them if they dont vote blue they'll be put in death camps and their abuelita will be sent to the moon

This helps democraps stay in power
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Post by XSI » #375564

Basically that

If you can't win democrasy, import more people to vote for you. Same thing happening here with muslims, they all vote for the people who opened the borders.
Not because they're ideologically a match, they really aren't. But because that way they can get more muslims to immigrate and then they can start their own muslim political parties once there's enough of them. And now the open borders idiots have even more competition because what the shit did they think would happen? Permanent votes for them?

It has already happened here, it's going to happen in other countries too
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Post by Takeguru » #375567

Pretty much that
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Post by cedarbridge » #375576

People "fleeing" terribly conditions in order to elect and erect those same conditions where they arrive.
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Post by Takeguru » #375657

You have no idea how much that bugs me

""People"" leaving commifornia and going to Washington and Nevada, and trying to vote like they're still in commifornia
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Post by Incomptinence » #375676

How about you stop being redvsblue tribals and immigrate to a real democracy where your vote actually matters.
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Post by Anonmare » #375716

Just switch to a voting system that doesn't support stalemates. FPTP voting, according to basic game theory, will ALWAYS devolve into a two party system due to it being the Nash Equilibrium
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Post by Anonmare » #375737

The idea is to let people rank their votes in order of preference. After the voting is closed, you tally the votes up and eliminate the biggest loser. You recount every vote there to see everyone who ranked them as their number one and see what their number 2 vote is and shuffle the votes to their second preferred party. You check again and eliminate the newest biggest loser and you repeat this process until you have a winner.

It's specifically designed to eliminate strategic voting and give third party candidates a fighting chance.

An in practice example: I really like the Monster Raving Loony Party but they're too small to make an impact and I'll jsut throw my vote away. I don't like the conservative party but I really don't like the labour or lib dems more so I guess I'll vote conservative.
Under a ranked voting system, you could rank your favourite party (even if they're minor or new) as your number one and even if they don't win, your vote won't be "wasted", it'll go to your next favourite parties. Most Two-Party system will strangle ranked voting systems in their crib because it means they'll have actual competition in the future.

You remember how hard they fought against the Alternative Vote referendum in 2011? Where they actually lied about the costs (And even the figure they were claiming was exorbitant was effectively nothing compared to the budget).
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Incomptinence wrote:How about you stop being redvsblue tribals and immigrate to a real democracy where your vote actually matters.
Democratic despotism like the ancient Romans.

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CNN committing sudoku I see
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Post by Malkevin » #376269

Pretty sure the two dudes are gay for each other
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Post by Cik » #376289

these sorts of things really activate my almonds

who is pushing it, and what sort of scheme are they up to?
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Post by lntigracy » #376331

kor are you asking someone to cuck you
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #376344

Only the most grossest, fattest and repulsive may answer the call.

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Wubba dub dubtella my dudes
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Post by Malkevin » #377553

Well... it's not the worst work the BBC has done
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Post by XSI » #377557

The BBC might be a joke sometimes, but at least its not CNN
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Ay carumba!
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Post by Incomptinence » #377682

Meanwhile the Australian government sold 2 heavy cabinets with missing keys and the person who bought them just used power tools to get them open and wowee full of secret documents back to the Howard era including the strategy to their dumpster fire of an NBN.
"Telstra will initially approach the government with a number of proposals which the government will need to politely but firmly resist," one document reads.

"The strategy is … [for Telstra to] ultimately approach government to invest or use NBN Co's network on the government's terms."
Then the fucking retards bought telstra's unmaintained assets for a motza, master negotiators.
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #378222

Oh fuck the memo is out and democrats are completely f u c k e d.

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Post by DemonFiren » #378223

kek, as if
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Post by XSI » #378263

Pretty much that

Proves that there's essentially Sub-saharan African levels of corruption, but it's likely that none of them will ever get arrested over it because they've got safety nets and influence over enough people to make things either get ignored, or stall until they die of old age
Or they can have someone friendly win an election and then get pardonned
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Post by Incomptinence » #378270

I highly doubt any evidence of corruption will fix American politics it's widely known to be obscenely corrupt.
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Post by DemonFiren » #378291

>one corrupt party pushes to release a document accusing the other corrupt party of corrupting the super-police
I mean, the whole premise is ridiculous and it isn't gonna change a damn thing.
If you're left-leaning in any way it's clear the Republicans faked that shit to get the FBI off Trump's case.
If you're right-leaning in any way it's clear the Democrats are guilty as fuck and Trump never dindu nuffin.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #378294

Its weird how the FBI was founded to hunt robbers and organized crime and now they actually are organized criminals
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Post by DemonFiren » #378296

According to the Republicans, anyway.
And we all know they always tell the truth, being politicians.
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