Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Post by Ricotez » #363863

Bottom post of the previous page:

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seems accurate to me
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #363898

Troller is.... Yea trolling will never die. Someone will always take the bait. I'd link the picture but I'm on my phone at work.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

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Post by Screemonster » #363926

ThanatosRa wrote:Troller is.... Yea trolling will never die. Someone will always take the bait. I'd link the picture but I'm on my phone at work.
reminds me of the old Critical Miss game Troll: The Provoking
http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue9/troll1.html
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Post by Malkevin » #364641

Finally landed a job with a decent bonus scheme before summer, should be getting 500 quid in my next pay slip.

Think I might finally buy a rift.
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Post by DemonFiren » #365212

Ah, so you're Russian, too?
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Post by Iatots » #365225

Nah we finally got snow too yesterday.

t. central europe
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White slippery 'fuck the traffic' dust
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Post by Deitus » #365439

tfw no snow yet in the midwest just like last year so we're probably in for an even worse drought than this year in the coming summer
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Post by CitrusGender » #365503

Exams are very very stressful.
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Post by Malkevin » #365635

My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.

As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.

I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
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Malkevin wrote:My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.

As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.

I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
You don't need a fat gold chain if you're just making a personal gift for somebody anyways, really it's the thought that counts
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Post by Munchlax » #365668

yo someone make watercooler 3 please
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Post by Malkevin » #365904

She's 14, she's gormless and well lose it (she managed to lose a leather jacket somehow not long ago), and we've never really gotten on.

So yes, one time dosh injection is worth it.
And yes I'll be taking it to a proper gold shop, once the price of gold goes back up (should be soon with bit coins ready to go down flaming faster than the Hindenburg)
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Post by 420weedscopes » #365994

only reason there's a watercooler 2 is because the first one had some Extremely Controversial Pictures and the entire thread got deleted as soon as admins knew about it
so no we do not need a watercooler 3
not yet
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Post by XSI » #366018

Do we want one?

Because if so there's a few pictures we can start posting
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Post by ThanatosRa » #366043

My dear old dog's quality of life is slowly declining. 13 is ancient... I have a feeling that I may need to intervene and grant her peace before the middle of next year, if not sooner.
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XSI wrote:Do we want one?
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Check out Phoenix Bucket!
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Post by Malkevin » #366623

Denmark has a penis drawn on it though.

Also, bought a Rift - 'only' £350 on amazon, £50 cheaper than their own site.
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Post by Screemonster » #366761

Went in for a haircut, asked for my usual - just a razor cut, nothing fancy. 5mm on the sides and back, 7mm on top.
The barbers I went into is full of greek or turkish or whatthefuckever, I don't even know. Foreign and vaguely eastern. I've had decent cuts out of there before, but my usual guy wasn't in. The guys there were fuckin' mystified at my request for a simple fuckin' buzzcut.

Guy was like , okaaay but how about... and... while skeptical, figured fuckit, let's give it a go. Side-parted it, trimmed it, did it with the scissors, great. Fringe looked a bit odd but he managed to make me not look like Adolf Hitler, so it was fine.

Until I got out of the shower this morning and found it was a cut that only looks good if you comb it a particular way and blowdry it.

long story short I just dug out my clippers, set the guard to maximum and just blasted the fucking thing all over my head. Clogged a couple of times cause it's only really a meant as a beard trimmer and now there's hair all over my sink but fucking hell

I need either a good set of clippers or a barber who'll take instructions without fuckin' arguing when I say I just want a goddamn razor cut. Fuck "hairdressers", I want a goddamn barber.
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Post by Malkevin » #366798

Greek/Turkish barber?
How long did you have to spend to convince him to not shave your pubes?

Congrats on going skinhead, your hair will never grow back as thick.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #367144

I have a set of wahl clippers i use on my own head works fine
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Post by Screemonster » #367164

I'm always worried I'm gonna miss a spot on the back of my head or something if I cut my own hair, or do something stupid like take the guard off to shake the hair out of it and forget to put it back on when I resume cutting, it's bad enough when I do it with my beard
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Post by nsos » #367364

u could always have a mirror and just look at the back of your head
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Post by nsos » #367365

this seems eminently not difficult to do at all especially considering all of the resources on line
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Post by ColonicAcid » #367881

can i get a uhhhhh low fade
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Post by Screemonster » #367992

CosmicScientist wrote:>take new wrapping paper out of its plastic
>wrap present
>go to wrap second present
>see new wrapping paper is nearly done, as in there's not enough left to cling to the tube
>sigh and wrap second present
>look at hands
>shiny, grey
>run under tap
>comes off in black drips

If I wasn't dead tired I wouldn't leave until tomorrow repackaging presents.
ugh is this that wrapping paper that's made out of shiny plastic because I hate that stuff it's the worst
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Post by Malkevin » #368026

Glitter eh?
What's the matter, don't you want to look fagulous for Christmas?
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Post by Malkevin » #368168

It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
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Post by Malkevin » #368256

I got over 500 for my bonus, taxman took 200 of that :(
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Malkevin wrote:It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
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Post by ThanatosRa » #368322

Apparently I'm getting liquor for Christmas.
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Post by XSI » #368326

A practical gift then
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What is the percentage of image files on the internet that consist of pictures of money and guns?
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Post by Deitus » #369358

Can Europa Universalis 4 be pirated with all the dlc? Seems like a good game but fuck that pricing
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Post by oranges » #369383

hey everyone
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
hi
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Post by nsos » #369932

eu4 is nto a good game people have deluded themselves into thinking coloring maps and occassionally getting popups saying your heir apparent got herpes and died is fun paradox games has published like 7 good games (pillars of eternity is not one of them) but battletech 2018 might be good
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
hi dude
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
hey dude
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
hey man
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
sup
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
howdy
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oranges wrote:hey everyone
yo
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I keep getting these stress headaches recently. I'm doing okay in my classes but I don't think I'm doing good enough to get accepted at my school's master's program, which is really bring me a lot of shame. I'm willing to shift down to a less prestigious school but it's really giving me a lot of stress, causing me to not take my family's calls. Haven't talked to my dad consistently in over a half a year. I just feel like I'm not good enough. I'm hoping to finish my masters and get my CPA but I'm worried about not getting into a good enough company for work. Ever since I wasn't able to get into the early admission to the program due to getting a C in one of my classes that I spent my life on during the summer, I've been kinda depressed. Went home and wouldn't talk to my mom about education, I just felt so ashamed for getting that C after spending my entire summer studying for that class.

Not too sure what to do, I've started to accept that I may get into a less prestigious master's program but it still irks the back of my head. Everyday I'm waking up with a really bad migrane and I'm drinking a lot more to forget about it all. I just am so worried that I won't be able to support my family, I feel like I should be working right now on top of my classes, but I'm not sure if my stress levels can handle it. I just feel bad for spending my family's money on education, I've done everything I can to minimize my expenses. I still just feel like a drain.

Never really talked to anyone about this.
After 7 months of stress, it actually ended up okay. I got accepted into my school's masters program. I did not expect this and I cannot believe that it happened. This is probably one of the happiest days in awhile.
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Post by Anonmare » #371154

Doing a Safety Passport course lads
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CosmicScientist wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Doing a Safety Passport course lads
What is?
A thing that says that I'm trained to work in high-risk environments
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Post by Anonmare » #371531

Just arrest the clown for the crime of existence and beat him with your stunstick, that kills a few hours. And a few clowns.
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Post by Kel-the-Oblivious » #371536

Start writing short stories about each one you see. A who what where. I find it an entertaining way to pass the time I'm traffic flagging, although I use my headphone mic, since I'm not allowed to fiddle with my phone outside of time checks and skipping to the next song/podcast
The master splicer, the bitch queen of mining, and some crazy ligger peddling you medicinal marijuana.
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Post by Deitus » #372568

happy birf may blessing of cosmos be upon you
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Post by XSI » #372732

Happy birf of day
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CosmicScientist wrote:Am day of birf
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Oh shit you share a bday with a good IRL pal of mine
Hope you had a good one!
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