23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by Malkevin » #388787

I was interested in 23&Me until I was told you're paying for the privilege of having your complete DNA profile become part of some Big Data database that any assholes can buy to access.

What's ancestry.com's policy?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by J_Madison » #388802

99.7% East Asian.

Oy vey Moshe have you considered Aaliyah.

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Post by bman » #388809

im sure if i did this it'd reveal my genkhis khan heritage and the source of my autism
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Post by J_Madison » #388849

Salam alaikum.

Were you aware of your ashkenaz heritage?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by J_Madison » #389021

are you going to abstain from pork and follow the jewish traditions?

also, suggest you try this out and import data for specifics

https://www.wegene.com


scratch what I just said. this site is asians only. turn around
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by XSI » #389055

gavakis wrote: individual-level information
In other words, you're not good enough to be your own product. You'll be in the package deal as "User #78916"
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Post by oranges » #389195

you got lost on the way to the pol thread
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Post by Drynwyn » #389235

These things aren't even accurate

They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error
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Post by DemonFiren » #389236

Drynwyn wrote:These things aren't even accurate

They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error
t. 56%
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Post by XSI » #389280

oranges wrote:you got lost on the way to the pol thread
Do you really expect anything else from this thread?

Drynwyn is right too, it's not really tracking your ancestry as much as just making an educated guess based on your DNA stuff
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by J_Madison » #389342

yeah well I apparently have genetically high physical endurance.
which explains why I have never felt exhausted

feem mentioned he had elite athlete muscle genes, but it's kind of wasted on his non-athletic lifestyle.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by ColonicAcid » #389347

damn dude thats some subtle brags right there lol


do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by cedarbridge » #389368

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By this they really mean "forever."

Oh well, it was a Christmas gift so I guess I can't complain.
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Post by CitrusGender » #389370

cedarbridge wrote:Image
By this they really mean "forever."

Oh well, it was a Christmas gift so I guess I can't complain.
Fuck I want to get this.
Though, I can't really shake the whole feeling that like it's a completely worthless purchase that only really is for vanity reasons.
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Post by XSI » #389371

A lot of things are purely vanity, many things are purely entertainment

Doesn't make it wrong to spend money on it, just means you'll have to consider if you truly want to or if the price is worth the result
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Post by J_Madison » #389881

ColonicAcid wrote:damn dude thats some subtle brags right there lol


do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up
tell you what my man I will do some 1 mile sprints on the treadmill and see how fast I can recover

I'll also hit up the cycling machine and up that shit to level 10 or higher and do it for 10 or 12 minutes.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by oranges » #389884

it's a shame you didn't get the non smoothbrain genetic trait
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by cedarbridge » #390045

Results just came in:
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Post by ColonicAcid » #390067

ur legally required to move to minnesota now
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Post by cedarbridge » #390109

Guess I'll get the longboat.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #390144

S K O L
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Post by J_Madison » #390154

oranges wrote:it's a shame you didn't get the non smoothbrain genetic trait
yeah sorry at least I'm not part "Romney" Ovis aries

maybe your kid will be 75% aries, but mine are 100% homosapien
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thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this

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Post by InsaneHyena » #390340

>0.3% sub-saharan african
Shit, and here I thought you're white
Bring back papercult.

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Post by cedarbridge » #391476

Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
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Post by Lumbermancer » #391619

cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
You just need to convert.
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Post by Lumbermancer » #391637

היהודי הוא יהודי
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Post by Luke Cox » #391703

Am I a paranoid fuck or am I right to be wary of giving them my DNA?

Also it'd probably be a waste of money for me. Mostly England and Scotland, some stuff from Scandanavia, 6.25% Native American
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Post by Nilons » #392301

I haven't read the thread so I dunno if anyone posted this yet but these things are stupid inaccurate
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Post by cedarbridge » #392350

Nilons wrote:I haven't read the thread so I dunno if anyone posted this yet but these things are stupid inaccurate
Apparently accurate enough for Portugal to grant somebody citizenship over the results.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #392352

its really not hard to get portuguese citizenship if you're white or rich.

if you're black either born here or born in the colonies good fucking luck on getting anywhere.
there's people who are of cape verde descent but were born in portugal and if they were born between a certain time they're shit out of luck because they legally have no citizenship to either country and the bureaucracy will do nothing about it.

https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/featu ... 10644.html

Luke Cox wrote:Am I a paranoid fuck or am I right to be wary of giving them my DNA?
more than likely as dna technology becomes more and more proliferated that companies will get your dna one way or another. It's like your internet history, if there's a will there's a way and if there is a need for people to know about your genes then that will happen.
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Post by Malkevin » #392424

I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
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Post by Drynwyn » #392990

Malkevin wrote:I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
This bit is actually not accurate- once desirable/undesirable genetic sequences are firmly identified, modifying a human embryo to possess those genes is well within reach (and not even particularly expensive- you can actually find 90% of the equipment you'd need to perform a Crispr-CAS9 modification of a human embryo at most hospitals, and pick up the remainder of what you need for less than $500.) Really the only thing standing between us and genetically modified humans is institutional review boards and ethics committees.

p.s hit me up if you want your kids genetically modified
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Post by XSI » #392995

That assumes that he will have kids

In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes
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Post by Malkevin » #393002

Drynwyn wrote:
Malkevin wrote:I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
This bit is actually not accurate- once desirable/undesirable genetic sequences are firmly identified, modifying a human embryo to possess those genes is well within reach (and not even particularly expensive- you can actually find 90% of the equipment you'd need to perform a Crispr-CAS9 modification of a human embryo at most hospitals, and pick up the remainder of what you need for less than $500.) Really the only thing standing between us and genetically modified humans is institutional review boards and ethics committees.

p.s hit me up if you want your kids genetically modified
The main character in that is a natural born, that's what the movie is about
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Post by J_Madison » #393155

what kind of rank amateur coward makes a dna virus to off someone

god damn
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Post by Drynwyn » #393402

XSI wrote:That assumes that he will have kids

In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes
it's an offer open to all of /tg/station

so, you know, i'll get no bussiness
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #394868

cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
you need to have your entire blood line traced up to a native who signed up under the dawes act and most didnt kek
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a correct post by pillz
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Post by cedarbridge » #394907

DrPillzRedux wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
you need to have your entire blood line traced up to a native who signed up under the dawes act and most didnt kek
If you want to pretend you didn't make this post we'll forgive you.
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #394924

and why would i do that

edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls
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a correct post by pillz
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Post by cedarbridge » #395009

DrPillzRedux wrote:and why would i do that

edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls
Because the only way to read your post is that somehow the Dawes act applies to jews.
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Post by DemonFiren » #395010

tribe
thus natives
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Post by DemonFiren » #395187

so you dumped all your points into str and end at the expense of int and cha
big deal in today's society
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Post by Jazaen » #395197

I wonder if Zhong Zhong and Hua Hua are still alive.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by XSI » #395550

DemonFiren wrote:tribe
thus natives
Jews also consider themselves a tribe, as one of the 12 tribes of Israel
Of course the majority these days can't trace their linage back to anything even remotely resembling that, but hey, details right?
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Post by J_Madison » #395554

DemonFiren wrote:so you dumped all your points into str and end at the expense of int and cha
big deal in today's society
fun fats;
your str stat does not reflect your true strength

if you are retarded, you get a bonus to true strength - tardstrength
if you are high int, you get a bonus to true strength - increased muscle fibre activation

chimps, gorillas and monkeys, for example have massive true strength but incredibly low int and end because they expend all their strength at once.

i don't know about you, but my brain has two halves; left, and right swipe.

str gives a boost to cha.


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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Post by DemonFiren » #395557

>str gives a boost to cha
then how come virtually nobody on this forum likes you?
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DemonFiren wrote:>str gives a boost to cha
then how come virtually nobody on this forum likes you?
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