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Post by PKPenguin321 » #411894

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Post by DemonFiren » #411930

tor for telecrystals when?
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Post by kevinz000 » #411999

Giving golems BoHs.
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Post by Davidchan » #412366

Change Sling ascended form into being an actual shadow that jumps from thrall to thrall, losing their physical form almost entirely. All their powers now revolve around the shadow swallowing up people, lashing out like a holoparasite at short range or other Darkness related shit. If the thrall dies, Sling can hop to another thrall that isn't occupied by a fellow sling. Entire sling mode revolves around buffing thralls till ascension can happen and draw the station into the shadowrealm.
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Post by DemonFiren » #412374

as long as you get a high-level power that lets you just barely survive without a thrall in pitch fucking blackness this actually sounds kinda neat
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Post by Alexch2 » #412400

being a lizard should deal brain damage every second up to a maximum of 180 so it doesn't just kill people
does not affect ash walkers or antags
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Post by DemonFiren » #412406

here's your (You)
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Post by Screemonster » #412409

DemonFiren wrote:as long as you get a high-level power that lets you just barely survive without a thrall in pitch fucking blackness this actually sounds kinda neat
someone goes into an almost completely dark area, then their PDA light starts flickering. They swear they just felt something brush past them, then suddenly they feel a rough hand grip their ankles and tug, their screams sharply cut off as they simply vanish into their own fucking shadow.

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Post by Doctor Pork » #412877

cursed stomach: lets you use your own stomach as storage equivalent to a dufflebag but you have to click a button for it constantly or you puke and all your stuff goes flying everywhere
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Post by Davidchan » #412971

Variable clown and assistant spawns. Clown gets a 1 in 10 chance to spawn in a brig cell with a timer running, 1 in 100 chance to start in perma, and of the remaining chances he has 50/50 of being a regular clown and the rest divided up being some form of Clown-Departmental job hybrid with appropriate access and comms. One round the clown is auto assigned as surgeon with honk related tools, another round he's a security honkficer with a loyalty implant honking them valids.

Late join assistants just spawn in the perma brig.
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Post by barbedwireqtip » #412997

replace nuke sound with earrape despacito
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Post by iksyp » #413047

virtual reality is actually just the station except everyone has all access and opening doors in VR opens them in the real world
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Post by somerandomguy » #413076

iksyp wrote:virtual reality is actually just the station except everyone has all access and opening doors in VR opens them in the real world
Virtual reality is actually actually the station and everyone spawns with AA in arrivals
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Post by JStheguy » #413134

Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.
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Post by BeeSting12 » #413298

VR porn
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Post by huehuehue » #413479

vr mini station
complete with all the disasters that can happen on the ordinary station
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Post by oranges » #413502

JStheguy wrote:Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.
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Post by somerandomguy » #413813

Solution to all drone policy confusion: make all drones free
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Post by Davidchan » #413853

Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then can run away as the mouse, though unable to use their radio.
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Post by Doctor Pork » #413901

Davidchan wrote:Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then can run away as the mouse, though unable to use their radio.
That sounds hilarious tbh.
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Post by DemonFiren » #413982

that would open up the whole ugly can of worms of mouse configuration, connectivity and sensitivity problems
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Post by RobustAndRun » #414358

Spraying water on anyone with cat ears/a tail makes them flip out and drop anything they're holding
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Post by JStheguy » #414494

If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.
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Post by Screemonster » #414507

JStheguy wrote:If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.
this but make it specifically escape pods that will spiral off into the fucking void if someone sabotages the engines before they launch
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Post by Davidchan » #414520

Make an unupgraded cloner randomly grab a ghost to put into fresh clones regardless of original ckey. You retain the original's notes but are free to play as you want. Pre-scans have a small percentage per minute to just autoclone a new person even if the original is still alive, and emagging the cloner control panel will continue creating new clones as long as ghosts are in dsay to control them.
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Post by BokehSynapsid » #414900

new instrument: ocarina of mime
you try and play it but no sound comes out
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Post by ComradeNecron » #415064

new antag: quack the ripper

he's a duck

he rips people's lung's out

that's it
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Post by GarlicBread » #415237

Make sparks cause a temperature increase and make everything use this effect
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Post by Screemonster » #415578

Add a virus symptom called "protagonist syndrome" that gives you an obnoxious compass on your hud that points at a progressive series of randomly chosen objectives that you have to pick up, hug, or fight and it constantly bothers you by restating your objective in front of your screen every few minutes regardless of whether you actually want to do it or not

it does NOT confer antag status
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Post by DemonFiren » #415597

but does it confer protag status?
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Post by Screemonster » #415599

good point

any antag that catches it becomes a protagonist and thus ceases to be an antag
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Post by Davidchan » #416264

If the nuke disk gets inserted into a borg, that borg becomes a walking nuke and if destroyed blows up the entire station with it.
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Post by DemonFiren » #416265

if destroyed it only causes a massive radiation pulse
now blown via console, that's a different story
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Post by Davidchan » #416447

Admin Triggerd 'After Hours' Roundtype, disables all standard roles and randomly assigns on joining. Aka Reverse Nuke ops.

A random Antag type is selected to control the station, be it Revolution, Gang, Cult, Blob or Xenos, placing anywhere from half to two-thirds of round start players as a member of that faction with a random job. 1-5 players are given a 'survivor' role and spawn somewhere randomly on the station with a weapon, set of tools and random assortment of gear that could have been looted. All remaining players spawn at CC as ERT, Deathsquad or other heavy response unit. CC players must assault the station and retake control, killing the antag players or nuking the station entirely. If all assaulters die, admins can opt to send another wave or declare defender victory, alternatively if station defenders can get to CC and nuke it or otherwise take over they win.


Add Gateway-lite missions to VR, allowing co-op shooter action, and make them resetable or automatically reset if all players in the VR area die. Or just add a VR master controller that can spawn in additional NPC characters for players to fight and give one player a GM/Psuedo AI role in the VR.
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Post by huehuehue » #416575

whenever you are struck in the head there's a 10-15% chance you'll get amnesia and forget everything said and done in the past 2-4 minutes
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Post by NanookoftheNorth » #416771

Bluespace dimension

It's like regular space, but blue. Using uncalibrated bluespace items (tomatoes, handtele random etc.) has a 0.5% chance of teleporting you into bluespace. Bluespace is a dimension identical to ours, but blue. Teleporting into this dimension you are in the same location as you left our dimension. You can walk through walls, talk to the dead, and interact with bluespace objects. You die if you touch the SM or Singularity. Basically it's like being a ghost, but blue. There is a 0.5% chance of escaping bluespace when any bluespace objects are used.
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Post by Screemonster » #417143

teleportitis virus symptom that just makes the victim randomly teleport a short distance every so often as if struck while wearing reactive teleport armour

edit: well shit I just looked up the wiki and it's been a while since I saw wizarditis
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Post by Davidchan » #417159

Force a .5 second delay on all lizard actions, as their under evolved brains take longer to process and react. This also applies to lizard brains in MMI/AI/Borgs. To counter, they can not get brain damage, because once you're that stupid hitting you would probably make you smarter.
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Post by ComradeNecron » #417162

using 100u of beepsky smash, a welder, two normal secbots, and beepsky himself you should be able to create THE LAW
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Post by huehuehue » #417783

you can't see what's not in front of you
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Post by iksyp » #417955

when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban
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Post by somerandomguy » #417988

iksyp wrote:when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban
BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM
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Post by Ayy Lemoh » #418299

somerandomguy wrote:
iksyp wrote:when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban
BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM
who is gonna admin the admins, though
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Post by iksyp » #418326

Ayy Lemoh wrote:
somerandomguy wrote:
iksyp wrote:when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban
BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM
who is gonna admin the admins, though
it's a scheme to get more admins
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #418343

iksyp wrote:
Ayy Lemoh wrote:
somerandomguy wrote:
iksyp wrote:when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban
BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM
who is gonna admin the admins, though
it's a scheme to get more admins
if everybody's an admin, nobody is
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #418344

this is the benefit of sandbox being in rotation. we can ahelp each other
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Post by Davidchan » #418355

If you get the killing blow on a tator and take their PDA and/or their most expensive TC item, you get their objectives and token. If you were the kill target, you just have to ensure they can't get cloned.
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Post by Davidchan » #418530

Bluespace Fire extinguishers.
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Post by Arcanecarrot » #418960

Allow people with the pacifism trait to attack clowns.
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Post by huehuehue » #418975

when becoming the mini ash drake using that one item i can't be bothered to remember there's a 5% chance you'll be ghosted as the mini ash drake goes feral
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Post by Screemonster » #419493

people with no legs can be put in your backpack. They retain the ability to act normally with their hands.

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