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Post by Screemonster » #419493

Bottom post of the previous page:

people with no legs can be put in your backpack. They retain the ability to act normally with their hands.

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Post by Jzoid » #419553

Davidchan wrote:Bluespace Fire extinguishers.
Just teleports the fire or slime somewhere else on station
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Post by Davidchan » #419643

Metabuddy and Metafoe lists.

Punch in the Ckeys of people you like or hate into your extra options before the start of a round, and if you roll antag and get a kill objective, the game has a high chance to select someone on your foe list as a kill target if they are logged into the server as a living crew, where as friends are all but black listed from being kill targets, just a very low chance and usually just bumped to maim. The reverse is true for protect objectives, with friends being preferred by the system as protect targets and foes having a very very low chance of being selected.
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Post by D&B » #419767

Replace RnD with Puyo Puyo

The longer the chain the more research points you get
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #420174

D&B wrote:Replace RnD with Puyo Puyo

The longer the chain the more research points you get
This but minesweeper because that game is for nerds
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by aradsten » #420258

Screemonster wrote:people with no legs can be put in your backpack. They retain the ability to act normally with their hands.

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This is actually a good idea tho. And if you are tiny you can even be put in satchels.
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Post by DemonFiren » #420355

make it so that if you do have legs you can go in duffel bags

alas, the horrifying slowdown
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Post by Jzoid » #421756

Add a towel:
Dries you off when wet, can be used to scrub lube up.
When dry, deals 7 brute
When wet, deals 21 brute
When disarming an opponent, has a 50% chance to throw the weapon across the room behind you, or 40% chance to bring it into your arms, 10% chance to deal brute damage to yourself from whiplash
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Post by ComradeNecron » #421822

scientists should be able to electrocute their muscles to force themselves to *dab, which should gib them
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Post by aradsten » #421840

Make newscaster great again
Make it more noticaable when people post on it
Make that nanotrasen give out random articles from a pool
Make the interface better
Give curator journalist clothes

Too much to ask?
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #421856

D&B wrote:Replace RnD with Puyo Puyo

The longer the chain the more research points you get
Why is this and PKPenguins Idea here?
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Post by DemonFiren » #421863

add dental hygiene mechanics, toothbrushes and dental surgery
so the medical drill has some use and eating chocolate won't get you through the shift

also because
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Post by Screemonster » #421867

Shadowflame909 wrote:
D&B wrote:Replace RnD with Puyo Puyo

The longer the chain the more research points you get
Why is this and PKPenguins Idea here?
because they didn't also suggest replacing virology with dr mario
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Post by Screemonster » #422062

add CATgirls

not catgirls as in part girl part cat

CATgirls as in part girl part bulldozer
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Post by ComradeNecron » #422071

DemonFiren wrote:add dental hygiene mechanics, toothbrushes and dental surgery
so the medical drill has some use and eating chocolate won't get you through the shift

also because
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Post by Screemonster » #423346

add brain-eating aliens that get stronger the more brains they have in them and can hypnotise people like that shitty movie skyline
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Post by Gun Hog » #423753

Buff the Space Ninja!
The Space Ninja used to be the ultimate holy antag that players would gladly skip school for a chance to play as one! Let us make it GREAT AGAIN!

- Make the Ninja suit into a sleek, zero slowdown hardsuit (Think Cyborg Ninja from MGS)
- Give the suit helmet a full data hud (Medical, Security, Diagnostic). Ninja are spies, after all! They excel at situational awareness.
- Give the suit an integrated jetpack (which is what making it a hardsuit would enable), so the ninja can have a proper storage device on his back! (Or maybe a cloak?)
- Return the ability for the ninja to steal the AI and hack its laws. That was a mega cool old feature!

The Ninja's combat and in-station mobility is already amazing, and need no changes!
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Post by DemonFiren » #423785

actually this
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Post by Anonmare » #423835

Who even keeps the jetpack?
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Post by Davidchan » #424355

Shot gun. Alternate weapon for bartenders.

Can only be loaded with shot glasses. When fired, sprays out the contents of the shot at anyone in the line of fire. Forcibly ingests it, perfect for barkeeps keeping their clients drunk.
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Post by DemonFiren » #424362

what are shotgun darts
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Post by Davidchan » #424388

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Post by NanookoftheNorth » #424609

Add the infinity stones to the station and Thanos's gauntlet.
But call them the forever crystals and the power hand. For copy right reasons.

When you gather all of them, you have the ability to cut the population in half at the sacrifice of the hand and the stones. This will encourage antagonists.
Or you have Disintegrate, Stop Time, Spacetime Distortion, Ethereal Jaunt (or teleport or blink), Flesh to Stone, and Lesser Summon Guns. For protagonists.

The forever crystals would not only be on the station, but also around local space so you have a low chance in finding them all.
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Post by somerandomguy » #424659

NanookoftheNorth wrote:Add the infinity stones to the station and Thanos's gauntlet.
But call them the forever crystals and the power hand. For copy right reasons.

When you gather all of them, you have the ability to cut the population in half at the sacrifice of the hand and the stones. This will encourage antagonists.
Or you have Disintegrate, Stop Time, Spacetime Distortion, Ethereal Jaunt (or teleport or blink), Flesh to Stone, and Lesser Summon Guns. For protagonists.

The forever crystals would not only be on the station, but also around local space so you have a low chance in finding them all.
Alt version of this that was mentioned on discord a while ago

* Each stone gives an admin power when in your possession
* Powers include spawnitem, heal, vv, buildmode, aghost, and trigger event
* The filled gauntlet, when worn, gives you SDQL, call proc, and smite, and also probably auto-calling the shuttle
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Post by MMMiracles » #424672

cloning machines with multiple active pods should have a chance to merge all currently-cloning people into a single flesh mass when EMP'd, leaving a single mob under the control of each person trying to gain dominant control over their new form.
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Post by ComradeNecron » #424742

Foam force/donksoft/nerf guns for mechs
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Post by Farquaar » #426535

ComradeNecron wrote:Foam force/donksoft/nerf guns for mechs
We need this
Think of the chaos that would ensue
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Post by Screemonster » #426539

take the mech flashbang launcher
make it shoot cleaning grenades instead
it was only on a test server to see if I could do it with varediting and not coding but I can just imagine the chaos of mounting one of those on a honk
behold the slippening
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Post by Anonmare » #426560

Janitor mech when?
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Post by huehuehue » #426570

there's a rare chance that when eating a banana a part of your body becomes bananium
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Post by somerandomguy » #426808

Screemonster wrote:take the mech flashbang launcher
make it shoot cleaning grenades instead
it was only on a test server to see if I could do it with varediting and not coding but I can just imagine the chaos of mounting one of those on a honk
behold the slippening
Advanced grenade/clusternade launcher
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Post by DemonFiren » #427129

>hunger
We have fatigue/holodamage, Cosmic. Also, I'm fairly certain Darth Maul wasn't cut in half.
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Post by somerandomguy » #427304

Augmented Cham kit, costs 25tc

All the items in it have the actual effects of whatever they're currently disguised as. Includes gun.
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Post by Davidchan » #427404

DemonFiren wrote:>hunger
We have fatigue/holodamage, Cosmic. Also, I'm fairly certain Darth Maul wasn't cut in half.
[youtube]HPfgSFLrAVE[/youtube] The lizard is wrong again.
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Post by DemonFiren » #427417

the lizard is never wrong
obviously you faked your recording
either that or it only looks as if he had been bisected when in reality he wasn't
besides, >watching the prequels lmao
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #427421

Alien Queen gibbing transmission.

The alien queen can transmit a sort of super thought to one of its xenos, causing it to instantly explode. It allows it to keep them in check, so that there orders get listened to more of the time. The downside to this is that it does aoe explosion damage similar to exploding a borg. No tiles get broken but people near them can get potentially ko'd and junk. It uses a list to find the xeno it wants to kill. Sort of like the one from the orbit tab.
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Post by Arcanemusic » #427577

Every machine, computer, and sensitive electronic has a heat threshhold
so like the rnd servers will break if it gets too hot
medbay machines will malfunction if it gets too hot
robotics machines will explode if it gets too hot
Air alarms will create a hot explosion if it gets too hot
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Post by Fonedsky » #428070

Something very autistically detailed I thought of.
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Infinity Wars Mode: A gamemode in which both Thanos and the crew have to explore places to ensure either side doesn't win.
A single player is selected to be Thanos. They spawn with the empty Infinity Gauntlet and a quest to retrieve all six Infinity Stones. The crew is immediately aware of his presence when he arrives and must do all in their power to stop him. He is physically strong and has a lot of health. To prevent scinerds from just nuking him, anything that would instagib him instead only brings him down to red.
Space Stone: The Supermatter core. Extracted by literally shattering the Supermatter. Thanos is immune to holding the core of the shattered Supermatter barehanded but will slowly burn to death if pushed into the supermatter before it is destroyed. Alternatively, as even more incentive for captains, it could also be inside the nuclear disk.
Soul Stone: Found in Lavaland, it appears as a massive pit in the middle of the lavaland map. Thanos must toss Ian in it to receive the Soul Stone.
Mind Stone: Found within the AI. Once there, he may retrieve the Mind Stone by deconstructing the AI and removing it from the chassis. If no AI exists in the round, it can be found within a random borg instead, and may be retrieved by deconstructing the borg and taking it the same way you remove an MMI from a borg. If there is no borg at all, it can instead be found with a scientist or the RD as an useless scepter.
Reality Stone: A powerful artifact held by the Syndicate. It can be found in the Nuclear Operative base in a new room that contains various unusable or dangerous-to-touch artifacts under study by the Syndicate itself. Thanos and the crew both have the ability to teleport here as an exclusivity to this round - the stone itself is held within a beaker, and solidifies when Thanos obtains it.
Time Stone: The Wizard Federation's most prized artifact created by its founder to contain the time-manipulation powers. All wizards with the Time Stop spell draw some power from this. The crew and Thanos can teleport to the Wizard Federation's Tower, its headquarters, to retrieve it. It is under heavy guard by completely useless NPC wizards, and, if datum antags were implemented, would likely be under the possession of some lucky player-controlled wizard. The Eye itself possesses all the abilities Thanos has when the stone is in his gauntlet (see below). Should be one of the last stones to be acquired, as getting it will spawn in 3 player-controlled Wizards.
Power Stone: An artifact retrieved by a band of ragtag space pirates given to Nanotrasen for a pardon of all their crimes. The crew and Thanos can teleport to a special version of Central Command with useless NPC Nanotrasen dickheads in it, where it can be found alongside some other top secret Centcomm stuff in an orb-shaped containment unit. This is ideally one of the last stones to be acquired, as retrieving it will activate a deathsquad.

When one of the stones is in his gauntlet, Thanos gains special abilities related to them.
Space Stone: TK and allows Thanos to teleport, but only in the hand the gauntlet is in. If used in Lavaland with the Power Stone, Thanos can literally pull one of the asteroids surrounding it for one heck of an explosion. This can only be done once. It is also capable of creating a gravity well that sucks in players and objects ala Liquid Dark Matter.
Mind Stone: By touching someone with help intent, their body will be taken over by a hostile critter AI that will attack other crewmembers for a minute or so. Whacking the guy in the head will fix it.
Reality Stone: Can turn guns into bubbles, turn crewmembers for ten seconds into weird shit, and spawn a random critter incapable of doing more than 5-10 brute damage at once with no ranged attacks.
Power Stone: Can shoot extremely painful blasts of energy, and unleash a damaging shockwave. It can also power APCs and cyborgs (in fact, power them so much they can even explode) and machinery - doing so will keep them up for a looong time, even if their original powersource is destroyed. Will instantly recharge guns and anything else handheld that needs recharging.
Time Stone: Can ungib Ian and crew, can do a local Time Stop like the Wizard spell, can unbreak destroyed Infinity Stones.
Soul Stone: Gives Thanos the ability to see crewmembers in thermal vision (they appear tinted orange) and know Unknowns by their real name. Additionally, it transports Ian and all snapped crew to a pocket dimension within the Stone.

Thanos cannot be put to sleep - anything that'd make him sleep will instead stun him for sometime. His gauntlet takes longer to remove than other articles of clothing and comes with a special message.
Once all Stones are collected, Thanos can use the *snap emote (up to softcrit, if in hardcrit he'll be unable to use it) to instantly firegib half of all player-controlled, sapient mobs. Doing this will also teleport him to the Soul Stone where he may "converse" with Ian. He will immediately win and the round will be over.
If the crew kills Thanos before he can *snap, the crew immediately wins and the round will be over.
The shuttle cannot be called until Thanos is dead or he has snapped - his minions will be interfering with it.
The crew can destroy any stone except the Reality Stone and the Time Stone. This will keep it off Thanos' hands until he gets the Time Stone.
Why is this in Shitty Suggestions? It's too complicated to be feasible or fun.
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Post by Screemonster » #428113

"Everyone is a head" mode that causes all crew to spawn in as the head of whatever department they would join (ie. whoever it tells you you report to on spawn is the job you get promoted to instead). Assistants are not promoted as they don't have a department to be head of.

All antagonist spawns follow the usual config chances.

Including revolutionaries.
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Post by somerandomguy » #428267

Screemonster wrote:"Everyone is a head" mode that causes all crew to spawn in as the head of whatever department they would join (ie. whoever it tells you you report to on spawn is the job you get promoted to instead). Assistants are not promoted as they don't have a department to be head of.

All antagonist spawns follow the usual config chances.

Including revolutionaries.
Assistants become a random job (including heads and nonheads), since they answer to everyone
The captain becomes either an NT official or a living space law book
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Post by oranges » #428313

Arcanemusic wrote:Every machine, computer, and sensitive electronic has a heat threshhold
so like the rnd servers will break if it gets too hot
medbay machines will malfunction if it gets too hot
robotics machines will explode if it gets too hot
Air alarms will create a hot explosion if it gets too hot
machines used to need heat management but they caused atmos lag so it was removed many moons ago.
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Post by Screemonster » #428348

detached cat-tails, if left unattended, turn into hostile mobs that seek out the nearest tail-less victim and latch on just like facehuggers

if not removed, the victim sprouts cat ears after a couple of minutes

suitably armored pants will protect you
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Post by Davidchan » #428355

Screemonster wrote:detached cat-tails, if left unattended, turn into hostile mobs that seek out the nearest tail-less victim and latch on just like facehuggers

if not removed, the victim sprouts cat ears after a couple of minutes

suitably armored pants will protect you
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Post by Togopal » #428386

Davidchan wrote:
Screemonster wrote:detached cat-tails, if left unattended, turn into hostile mobs that seek out the nearest tail-less victim and latch on just like facehuggers

if not removed, the victim sprouts cat ears after a couple of minutes

suitably armored pants will protect you
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No form of erotic roleplay is allowed on the servers, including things that could be construed as sexual by unwilling participants.
Keep your fetish to yourself.
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Post by Hathkar » #428554

Revert bloodcult back to papercult.
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Post by somerandomguy » #428746

Hathkar wrote:Revert bloodcult back to papercult.
Wrong thread

Also: Add goon liquids and have blood cult victory not end the round but instead turn space to blood

Maybe make it also heal cultists and damage noncultists so the cultists can meme and open all the doors
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Post by Screemonster » #428848

give wizards that one really annoying spell from chrono trigger that sets your party's HP to exactly 1
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by huehuehue » #429955

wiznerds have a 1 in 10 chance of throwing an actual explosive magical moab every time they pull off their ei nath thing
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by Davidchan » #430001

Replace all Vending Machines with Replomats that consume power. By default, nutriment paste, peanuts and coffee are only items it possesses. Bartender, Chef and Botanists have to upload food items and drinks into the machine for other crew to 'purchase' them, with each copy created degrading the original till the replicator just starts pumping out rotten food and the Services team has to wipe the bad recipe and upload a new one.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by Y0SH1M4S73R » #430933

If a cargo order consists of only pizza, instead of the cargo shuttle returning to the station, a pseudo-antag pizza delivery person is spawned in a pizzeria on the Centcom Z-level with the objective to deliver pizza to the station via a pizza delivery ferry that docks in the same location as the Centcom ferry. The pizza delivery person greentexts only if all their pizza boxes were simultaneously in cargo, never opened and not in their inventory, at any point in time.

Once they deliver the pizza, the delivery person can return to the pizzeria and leave the round (in a way that marks them as survived in the round-end report), but only if they at least left one pizza on the station. Cargo gets refunded the value of the crates that would have been used to order the pizza, and can make another order immediately.

If cargo makes subsequent pizza-only orders, the newly ordered pizzas will appear in the pizzeria. If there is currently a pizza delivery person in the round, they will get a new delivery objective linked to those pizzas as soon as they return to the pizzeria. If a pizza delivery person leaves the round while they have an uncompleted delivery, the remainder of the delivery will be given to a new pizza delivery person. Pizza delivery people cannot fail deliveries they did not yet start - the objective tied to those deliveries is removed if the delivery person leaves the round before starting the delivery (starting the delivery is defined as traveling to the station with any pizza in tow).
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by DemonFiren » #431324

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Add those to the syndicake uplink.
Single shot only, inaccurate as hell at range and shitty armour penetration, but serious brute when used point-blank.
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