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I am currently creating a game and would like to see if any other fellow autist would like to join me. I shalt say what the game is exactly due to no-one has yet signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. At the moment I have 6 people already on board, I'll be making a pitch at the internship/school I recently graduated and will be hiring people en mass. Pre-Production is nearly completed, so if you have anything to contribute send me a message. Anything like 2D/3D, Programming, ETC is welcome; I don't plan on paying peeps until I get funding BUT I will foot the licensing cost of the software needed.
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fund my vn instead...
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Post by srifenbyxp » #431392

But VNs arent games, unless it's fapping material.
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Post by DemonFiren » #431414

>it has lizards
>but it isn't fapping material
damn pure tbh
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Post by srifenbyxp » #431469

Good point - I'll edit my original post.
DemonFiren wrote:>it has lizards
>but it isn't fapping material
damn pure tbh
Don't worry, I'm sure some fucking degenerates will make hentai of the characters.
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Post by DemonFiren » #431489

that's what worries me
lizzers a pure
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Post by srifenbyxp » #431565

You say it like its a bad thing.
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Post by DemonFiren » #431567

this just in: srifen wants rule 34 of the lizards in his game
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I can't buy food with "until I get funding"
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Post by Iatots » #432982

*shan't

Also I hope you aren't trying to meme your professors into remaking ss13.
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Iatots wrote:Also I hope you aren't trying to meme your professors into remaking ss13.
DO IT FGT
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Ricotez wrote:I can't buy food with "until I get funding"

That's why at first it'll be volunteering, then when I get funding I'll compensate people on the amount of work that they contributed to the demo of the game. When I get the funding from Kick Starter / GoFundMe I'll then compensate people on a milestone basis. These are my terms - if anyone has a problem with it well tough shit.
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Post by DemonFiren » #433110

so it is SS13
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Post by srifenbyxp » #433113

Is that really the way we keep coders here on spessmen? Offer them candy and promises of money?
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Post by DemonFiren » #433115

offer to rubberstamp their shitty features because MUH DIVISION and promises of maintainership
so
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Well anyways I just need retards that can draw 2D characters and do 2D animations, can make audio/BGMs, and uhh make special effects - would be nice so I don't have to buy them from an asset store.
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[quote="srifenbyxp"]I am currently creating a game and would like to see if any other fellow autist would like to join me. I shalt say what the game is exactly due to no-one has yet signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. At the moment I have 6 people already on board, I'll be making a pitch at the internship/school I recently graduated and will be hiring people en mass. Pre-Production is nearly completed, so if you have anything to contribute send me a message. Anything like 2D/3D, Programming, ETC is welcome; I don't plan on paying peeps until I get funding BUT I will foot the licensing cost of the software needed.



Remember all of that shit? Well it's habbening - December 10th through the 15th I'm uploading a build for you homely bastards to tear apart. Expect next to no gameplay - however, this build will be displaying core functionalities and any feedback/suggestions on the terrible UI layout would be great. If your feedback is actually good you'll get a spot in the credits.

A certain autistic spessman on this board was kind enough to do some work for me on this game.
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srifenbyxp wrote:then when I get funding I'll compensate people on the amount of work that they contributed to the demo of the game.]
Sounds legit.
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Yes, if you do a good job and impress me enough - I'll pay you (when the internet dollars comes in) to break my game's back like what Bane did to the Bat. Otherwise > name in credits. Do Keep in mind testing in vidja games is very tedious, for example when testing for developed levels: I will ask you to hug every dam section of the map including running into every object you see to make sure boundaries are nice and tight so people don't fall out of the map.
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Post by somerandomguy » #458983

>have to sign an NDA
>work for free or until it gets funded
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Post by Iatots » #459016

>less than 4 hours before it gets delayed 4 months
BIG oof
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Post by obscolene » #459029

srifenbyxp wrote:Maybe Zbrush if I have the extra cash.
Just torrent it.
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unity is gay
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obscolene wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:Maybe Zbrush if I have the extra cash.
Just torrent it.
I plan on making money off of da game and if it takes off to apply for an LLC license so I'm trying to go legit and wave my big dick around. So I have to stick with licensed software.
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I'm now looking for:

2D animators (Crazy high speed need them)
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Indeed it is
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Post by Qustinnus » #467682

>revenue share

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sweety
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Post by srifenbyxp » #467986

Harken the call my re-tards

Almost at max cap staff. Need a single Programmer who fiddle diddles with Unity
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